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Title: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 12:53:22 PM
What are some weird things you would never admit to anyone you knew?  confuseddood;

When I was about thirteen years of age my puppy was sniffing and licking my ear it felt really good.  goowan

I think I even got a boner.  :3
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 12, 2010, 12:59:14 PM
i was raped by a grape ape

this one right here: appeasement;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Socks on September 12, 2010, 01:09:21 PM
this thread is a contradiction. but not juicer than a starbucks.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: Socks on September 12, 2010, 01:09:21 PM
this thread is a contradiction. but not juicer than a starbucks.

I don't know you.  akudood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Hiro on September 12, 2010, 01:18:21 PM
i'm clucky
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 12, 2010, 01:19:03 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 12, 2010, 01:18:21 PM
i'm clucky



that's something you should keep to your grave
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Socks on September 12, 2010, 01:24:32 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 01:14:41 PM
I don't know you.  akudood;


you and i, we've known each other for centuries.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 12, 2010, 01:24:51 PM
i've got secrets i wouldn't admit even to you guys powerofone;

quite a good amount of them, actually. i'm a weird person.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 01:27:48 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 12, 2010, 01:24:51 PM
i've got secrets i wouldn't admit even to you guys powerofone;

quite a good amount of them, actually. i'm a weird person.

Same here.  baddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 12, 2010, 01:31:19 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 01:27:48 PM
Same here.  baddood;


i bet my secrets are worse than yours baddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 12, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
my secrets are worse than kaz's
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 12, 2010, 01:31:19 PM
i bet my secrets are worse than yours baddood;

You never know.  doodhuh;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 12, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
I masturbate 24/7 when I feel up to doing so.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: strongbad on September 12, 2010, 04:33:44 PM
Quote from: Crispix on September 12, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
I masturbate 24/7 when I feel up to doing so.

this

there is way more to tell but it gets pretty fucking weird
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Patrick Stickles on September 12, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
yeah dude everyone does a handful of things that are against social norms that they probably wouldnt want to admit

Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 05:50:11 PM
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on September 12, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
yeah dude everyone does a handful of things that are against social norms that they probably wouldnt want to admit



That is why a I made this thread.  baddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: LCK on September 12, 2010, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.
do you ever think that the oral sex with you is what convinced him of his sexuality
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:42:01 PM
Yes, the thought has occurred to me.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.

This is a joke right?
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 12, 2010, 08:56:57 PM
is this "best friend" snorkel
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Why is no one else shocked that at that age two boys were sucking each-others dicks??
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:03:44 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 08:56:22 PM
This is a joke right?


No.

Quoteis this "best friend" snorkel


No.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Socks on September 12, 2010, 09:11:05 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Why is no one else shocked that at that age two boys were sucking each-others dicks??


because i have homies that butt fucked at that age. no homo. dead serious.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Classic on September 12, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
I have a weird fetish with armpits. I love smelling them. I even have this thing about licking them. Oh god, boner.



No more. It gets too weird from here.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.

Give me a call sometime.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:03:44 PM
No.

No.

How did you not know what you were doing is so homo if you aren't even a homo?
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:19:45 PM
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ'  on September 12, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
I have a weird fetish with armpits. I love smelling them. I even have this thing about licking them. Oh god, boner.



No more. It gets too weird from here.Give me a call sometime.

I want to know more though.  :(
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:20:56 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
How did you not know what you were doing is so homo if you aren't even a homo?


I don't understand what you are asking.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:22:28 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:20:56 PM
I don't understand what you are asking.

How did you not think sucking your friends dick wasn't gay?
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 12, 2010, 09:24:08 PM
can't believe how gay this is
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:22:28 PM
How did you not think sucking your friends dick wasn't gay?


I still don't understand what you are asking.

I was aware that I has having sexual activity with another male, if that's what you mean.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Classic on September 12, 2010, 09:27:28 PM
It's not gay if it's not public.  n_u
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
I still don't understand what you are asking.

I was aware that I has having sexual activity with another male, if that's what you mean.

You aren't gay or bi though?
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:50:49 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
You aren't gay or bi though?


I have never once in my life been attracted to a man.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ?????? on September 12, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
How did you not know what you were doing is so homo if you aren't even a homo?
because sexual labels aren't recognized yet at that age--although, this depends on their social circles and etc.  

curiosity and sexual experimentation is normal throughout youth--it's higher for males to have male-to-male contact than lesbian activity, usually they turn out heterosexual

Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ'  on September 12, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
I have a weird fetish with armpits. I love smelling them. I even have this thing about licking them. Oh god, boner.



No more. It gets too weird from here.Give me a call sometime.
one time i saw some arm-fetish pornography and i wondered 'who the fuck's attracted to that'  giggle;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Classic on September 12, 2010, 09:52:28 PM
linkz plz
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on September 12, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
because sexual labels aren't recognized yet at that age--although, this depends on their social circles and etc.  

curiosity and sexual experimentation is normal throughout youth--it's higher for males to have male-to-male contact than lesbian activity, usually they turn out heterosexual
one time i saw some arm-fetish pornography and i wondered 'who the fuck's attracted to that'  giggle;

when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ?????? on September 12, 2010, 09:55:09 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was
what was your conceptualization of faggots besides COCK SUCKING back then  confuseddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Socks on September 12, 2010, 09:55:44 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was


but you also feel normal (aka not gay), so it's alright to suck your buddy off. circumstances can't be definitive in this case.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:57:39 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was


First off, dickwad,, stop with your fucking slurs.

Second, no shit everyone is aware of homosexuals at that age, but if you think that having sexual activity with someone of the same sex makes you gay, then you clearly have yet to learn "what a fag is."
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 10:15:36 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:57:39 PM
First off, dickwad,, stop with your fucking slurs.

Second, no shit everyone is aware of homosexuals at that age, but if you think that having sexual activity with someone of the same sex makes you gay, then you clearly have yet to learn "what a fag is."

I know you weren't attracted to him but sucking a dick still makes you a fag if you did it multiple times for pleasure.  happydood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 10:23:43 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 10:15:36 PM
I know you weren't attracted to him but sucking a dick still makes you a fag if you did it multiple times for pleasure.  happydood;


I'm pretty sure I never sucked a duck for pleasure.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 13, 2010, 04:04:00 AM
i had various homosexual experiences when i was 10 and 11 years old and i look back on them rather fondly even though i realize that my innocence was sort of taken advantage of by someone several years my senior who knew what they were doing

n_n
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Classic on September 13, 2010, 09:19:35 AM
This is hot.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 09:25:01 AM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 10:23:43 PM
I'm pretty sure I never sucked a duck for pleasure.


lololol
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Travis on September 13, 2010, 12:50:55 PM
I also had a gay experience.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 13, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
Quote from: Travis on September 13, 2010, 12:50:55 PM
I also had a gay experience.

Not you too  :(
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: YPrrrr on September 13, 2010, 01:03:49 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:57:39 PM
Second, no shit everyone is aware of homosexuals at that age
I wasn't confuseddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Travis on September 13, 2010, 01:05:07 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 01:03:49 PM
I wasn't confuseddood;
lolwat

considering the only insult that existed at this age was "gay" that's pretty weird
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: YPrrrr on September 13, 2010, 01:07:44 PM
I didn't even hear the words 'gay' or 'fag' until I was in middle school which was 7th grade
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Travis on September 13, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 01:07:44 PM
I didn't even hear the words 'gay' or 'fag' until I was in middle school which was 7th grade
what did you guys say to each other as insults? goonish
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: YPrrrr on September 13, 2010, 01:13:42 PM
Quote from: Travis on September 13, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
what did you guys say to each other as insults? goonish
I don't even remember many insults being slung in elementary school...

mostly things along the lines of calling people 'fat' or 'stupid' i suppose
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 13, 2010, 01:15:50 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 01:03:49 PM
I wasn't confuseddood;


neither was i akudood;

i had heard the words "gay" and "fag" being used as insults, but i had no idea what they actually meant giggle;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 01:17:22 PM
I was also unaware of what being 'gay' was until middle school.  confuseddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 01:17:57 PM
wow you guys were sheltered
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: YPrrrr on September 13, 2010, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 01:17:57 PM
wow you guys were sheltered
Uhhhhhh Catholic school n_u

But I don't see where it's supposed to come up in life unless just through the insults of others
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 13, 2010, 01:21:40 PM
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 13, 2010, 01:17:22 PM
I was also unaware of what being 'gay' was until middle school.  confuseddood;
i think i was almost in high school when i found out cjlubdoods;

and i went to a public school goowan
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Hiro on September 13, 2010, 01:32:22 PM
Knew the words gay and fag but didn't hear people using them as insults until like 8th grade.
Before then people used "retard" a lot.  baddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 01:47:53 PM
Quote from: Ted on September 13, 2010, 01:21:40 PM
i think i was almost in high school when i found out cjlubdoods;

and i went to a public school goowan


and on long island too goowan
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Cookie on September 13, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
Yeah I didn't hear gay or fag until middle school either.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Daddy on September 13, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
you guys didn't know what gay was until 7th grade while i called my parents motherfuckers when i was 2. akudood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: YPrrrr on September 13, 2010, 02:55:48 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on September 13, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
you guys didn't know what gay was until 7th grade while i called my parents motherfuckers when i was 2. akudood;
That's that liberal education sillydood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 13, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ'  on September 13, 2010, 09:19:35 AM
This is hot.


the part i remember best is his semen all over my thighs  n_n
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
UUUMMM...OOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 13, 2010, 03:08:46 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on September 13, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
you guys didn't know what gay was until 7th grade while i called my parents motherfuckers when i was 2. akudood;


I called my preschool teacher a dirty fucker.

Quotewow you guys were sheltered
Uhhhhhh Catholic school

But I don't see where it's supposed to come up in life unless just through the insults of others


I went to a Catholic school, too.

I knew a lot of gay couples growing up. My parents used to run the property management company out of our basement, and the only leasing agent at the time was in a long term homosexual relationship and I knew his partner pretty well. I also knew a few friends who "had two dads", but I didn't really think anything of it. The first time I was aware of the full implications of homosexual was when I was at a housewarming party for the aforementioned gay couple. I was in 1st or 2nd grade, I think.

On that note, Minneapolis has the 4th highest percentage of homosexuals of any municipality in the US.  bassir;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: rdl on September 13, 2010, 06:12:07 PM
In elementary school there was jackass and the dreaded "fuck". I think we called each other imbeciles too.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 13, 2010, 06:19:01 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
UUUMMM...OOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?


it was warm  n_n
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Thyme on September 13, 2010, 06:25:38 PM
>this thread sillydood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
I like to trick people into thinking that I'm revealing secrets. yes;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 13, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 13, 2010, 06:19:01 PM
it was warm  n_n

lololol  yes;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Thyme on September 13, 2010, 06:35:50 PM
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 13, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
I like to trick people into thinking that I'm revealing secrets. yes;


[spoiler]me too :3[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: YPrrrr on September 13, 2010, 06:36:32 PM
Weird things I would never admit remain weird things I would never admit n_u
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 06:43:41 PM
Quote from: Thyme on September 13, 2010, 06:35:50 PM
[spoiler]me too :3[/spoiler]


I like to stick [spoiler]it to the man yes;[/spoiler]
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 06:36:32 PM
Weird things I would never admit remain weird things I would never admit n_u


tell y/n
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 06:47:52 PM
have i been trolled?!
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 06:47:52 PM
have i been trolled?!


maybe?!
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 13, 2010, 06:52:37 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 13, 2010, 06:34:51 PM
lololol  yes;


what's so funny  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
kaz's mom is pretty funny in bed yes;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 13, 2010, 08:02:03 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 13, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
the part i remember best is his semen all over my thighs  n_n


you have piqued my interest befuddlement
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Travis on September 13, 2010, 08:04:23 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 13, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
the part i remember best is his semen all over my thighs  n_n
doodthing;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 08:05:02 PM
Quote from: Ted on September 13, 2010, 08:02:03 PM
you have piqued my interest befuddlement


i read that as piquéd in my head and lol'd for nearly a minute
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 13, 2010, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 13, 2010, 08:05:02 PM
i read that as piquéd in my head and lol'd for nearly a minute


i thought the same thing while making that post giggle;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 13, 2010, 08:11:27 PM
Quote from: Ted on September 13, 2010, 08:05:32 PM
i thought the same thing while making that post giggle;


you've certainly piquéd my interests yes;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 13, 2010, 08:21:38 PM
Quote from: Travis on September 13, 2010, 08:04:23 PM
doodthing;


weird i know, but that's the most vivid memory i have of it

good thing i'm bi or i might have to repress that memory y/n
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 13, 2010, 10:22:21 PM
This thread is awesome.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 13, 2010, 10:52:44 PM
It only became so after I posted my secret.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Classic on September 13, 2010, 10:53:19 PM
I could post some more secrets.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 13, 2010, 11:05:09 PM
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ'  on September 13, 2010, 10:53:19 PM
I could post some more secrets.

yes; yes; yes; yes; yes;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 13, 2010, 11:17:06 PM
Me too.

I fingered a girl in preschool.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: rdl on September 13, 2010, 11:20:45 PM
I have this one odd memory from my childhood of me sitting on the toilet with a slightly bloody penis.

Not really sure what happened.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 13, 2010, 11:23:33 PM
Quote from: RTF on September 13, 2010, 11:20:45 PM
I have this one odd memory from my childhood of me sitting on the toilet with a slightly bloody penis.

Not really sure what happened.


  :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
[spoiler] n_u[/spoiler]

Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: rdl on September 13, 2010, 11:32:54 PM
i remember it hurt akudood;

i wish i cared about that memory but i dont, lol
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Patrick Stickles on September 14, 2010, 04:39:11 AM
i used to whack it before i was sure my brother fell asleep when i shared a room with him

mostly because i was convinced i wasn't masturbating, just rubbing my balls, which was pretty true, there was no hand on shaft action

that pretty much went on for 2 years
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Oh on September 14, 2010, 10:47:09 AM
 This is the best thread ever, I am laughing so hard.  goowan
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Bushy on September 14, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
I coerced (I got mad gaem yo) an arab chick to let me feel her up

Only her chest though

This was a few weeks ago

[spoiler]Farthest I've been with a girl :'([/spoiler]

Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Oh on September 14, 2010, 01:02:25 PM
Quote from: Bushy on September 14, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
I coerced (I got mad gaem yo) an arab chick to let me feel her up

Only her chest though

This was a few weeks ago

[spoiler]Farthest I've been with a girl :'([/spoiler]


Did you feel the dynamite?
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Bushy on September 14, 2010, 01:15:11 PM
Quote from: Strongbib on September 14, 2010, 01:02:25 PM
Did you feel the dynamite?
Tee hee
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 01:54:48 PM
When I was five I was attracted to my 18 year old cousin and I would always try to get her to kiss my cheek, I think I just liked the feeling of the kisses they tickled.  giggle;

One time I tasted my own jizz too, there was some left on my hand.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Patrick Stickles on September 14, 2010, 06:46:56 PM
ive got hemorrhoids
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 14, 2010, 07:17:32 PM
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on September 14, 2010, 06:46:56 PM
ive got hemorrhoids


OH MY GOD.

I had one once. Worst fucking thing ever. Ever. Ever.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 14, 2010, 08:06:42 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 01:54:48 PM
One time I tasted my own jizz too, there was some left on my hand.


pfft, child's play baddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 09:16:58 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 14, 2010, 08:06:42 PM
pfft, child's play baddood;

One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt.  awdood;

[spoiler] yes;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: applesauce on September 14, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 09:16:58 PM
One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt.  awdood;

[spoiler] yes;[/spoiler]


Try an electric toothbrush until it bleeds. I did that once.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Socks on September 14, 2010, 09:27:45 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 14, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Try an electric toothbrush until it bleeds. I did that once.


or a No. 2 pencil.
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: rdl on September 14, 2010, 09:31:29 PM
you kids are dumb

at least i dont remember my dick hurt, it could've been anybody's fault :|
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Patrick Stickles on September 14, 2010, 09:55:07 PM
Quote from: applesauce on September 14, 2010, 07:17:32 PM
OH MY GOD.

I had one once. Worst fucking thing ever. Ever. Ever.
i mean its really not that bad

they usually just get pretty bad after gross shits or something, and it sucks walking after, but i mean other than that its nothing
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 10:29:24 PM
One time I wiped my cock off after jacking off and I used my friends shirt to clean up, I gave it back to him and I never told him.  n_n

I also was wasted a few months ago and I put my ballsack on this girls forehead when she was passed out, I think I can get in trouble for that but whatever.  AWESOME
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Hiro on September 14, 2010, 11:09:06 PM
I'm in the bathroom and now have explosive diarrhea myface;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 15, 2010, 04:16:04 PM
Quote from: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 09:16:58 PM
One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt.  awdood;

[spoiler] yes;[/spoiler]


also child's play baddood;
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: ME## on September 15, 2010, 04:22:06 PM
Quote from: Lain on September 15, 2010, 04:16:04 PM
also child's play baddood;


disgusting
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 15, 2010, 04:24:07 PM
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 15, 2010, 04:22:06 PM
disgusting


i somewhat agree
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Nyerp on September 15, 2010, 05:14:28 PM
one time i was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck up my anus
Title: Re: Weird things you would never admit
Post by: Samus Aran on September 15, 2010, 06:31:38 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 15, 2010, 05:14:28 PM
one time i was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck up my anus


i wish i could remember why or where i posted that