What are some weird things you would never admit to anyone you knew? confuseddood;
When I was about thirteen years of age my puppy was sniffing and licking my ear it felt really good. goowan
I think I even got a boner. :3
i was raped by a grape ape
this one right here: appeasement;
this thread is a contradiction. but not juicer than a starbucks.
Quote from: Socks on September 12, 2010, 01:09:21 PM
this thread is a contradiction. but not juicer than a starbucks.
I don't know you. akudood;
i'm clucky
Quote from: Hïro on September 12, 2010, 01:18:21 PM
i'm clucky
that's something you should keep to your grave
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 01:14:41 PM
I don't know you. akudood;
you and i, we've known each other for centuries.
i've got secrets i wouldn't admit even to you guys powerofone;
quite a good amount of them, actually. i'm a weird person.
Quote from: Lain on September 12, 2010, 01:24:51 PM
i've got secrets i wouldn't admit even to you guys powerofone;
quite a good amount of them, actually. i'm a weird person.
Same here. baddood;
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 01:27:48 PM
Same here. baddood;
i bet my secrets are worse than yours baddood;
my secrets are worse than kaz's
Quote from: Lain on September 12, 2010, 01:31:19 PM
i bet my secrets are worse than yours baddood;
You never know. doodhuh;
I masturbate 24/7 when I feel up to doing so.
Quote from: Crispix on September 12, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
I masturbate 24/7 when I feel up to doing so.
this
there is way more to tell but it gets pretty fucking weird
yeah dude everyone does a handful of things that are against social norms that they probably wouldnt want to admit
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on September 12, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
yeah dude everyone does a handful of things that are against social norms that they probably wouldnt want to admit
That is why a I made this thread. baddood;
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.
do you ever think that the oral sex with you is what convinced him of his sexuality
Yes, the thought has occurred to me.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.
This is a joke right?
is this "best friend" snorkel
Why is no one else shocked that at that age two boys were sucking each-others dicks??
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 08:56:22 PM
This is a joke right?
No.
Quoteis this "best friend" snorkel
No.
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Why is no one else shocked that at that age two boys were sucking each-others dicks??
because i have homies that butt fucked at that age. no homo. dead serious.
I have a weird fetish with armpits. I love smelling them. I even have this thing about licking them. Oh god, boner.
No more. It gets too weird from here.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 08:37:54 PM
When I was in 5th-7th grade I had oral sex with my best friend on a regular basis. Turned out he's actually gay. I'm not even bi at all.
Give me a call sometime.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:03:44 PM
No.
No.
How did you not know what you were doing is so homo if you aren't even a homo?
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ' on September 12, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
I have a weird fetish with armpits. I love smelling them. I even have this thing about licking them. Oh god, boner.
No more. It gets too weird from here.Give me a call sometime.
I want to know more though. :(
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
How did you not know what you were doing is so homo if you aren't even a homo?
I don't understand what you are asking.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:20:56 PM
I don't understand what you are asking.
How did you not think sucking your friends dick wasn't gay?
can't believe how gay this is
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:22:28 PM
How did you not think sucking your friends dick wasn't gay?
I still don't understand what you are asking.
I was aware that I has having sexual activity with another male, if that's what you mean.
It's not gay if it's not public. n_u
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
I still don't understand what you are asking.
I was aware that I has having sexual activity with another male, if that's what you mean.
You aren't gay or bi though?
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
You aren't gay or bi though?
I have never once in my life been attracted to a man.
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
How did you not know what you were doing is so homo if you aren't even a homo?
because sexual labels aren't recognized yet at that age--although, this depends on their social circles and etc.
curiosity and sexual experimentation is normal throughout youth--it's higher for males to have male-to-male contact than lesbian activity, usually they turn out heterosexual
Quote from: 鉄腕アãÆ'ˆãÆ' on September 12, 2010, 09:16:44 PM
I have a weird fetish with armpits. I love smelling them. I even have this thing about licking them. Oh god, boner.
No more. It gets too weird from here.Give me a call sometime.
one time i saw some arm-fetish pornography and i wondered 'who the fuck's attracted to that' giggle;
linkz plz
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on September 12, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
because sexual labels aren't recognized yet at that age--although, this depends on their social circles and etc.
curiosity and sexual experimentation is normal throughout youth--it's higher for males to have male-to-male contact than lesbian activity, usually they turn out heterosexual
one time i saw some arm-fetish pornography and i wondered 'who the fuck's attracted to that' giggle;
when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was
what was your conceptualization of faggots besides COCK SUCKING back then confuseddood;
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was
but you also feel normal (aka not gay), so it's alright to suck your buddy off. circumstances can't be definitive in this case.
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 09:53:34 PM
when i was in 5th and 7th grade i knew what a fag was
First off, dickwad,, stop with your fucking slurs.
Second, no shit everyone is aware of homosexuals at that age, but if you think that having sexual activity with someone of the same sex makes you gay, then you clearly have yet to learn "what a fag is."
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:57:39 PM
First off, dickwad,, stop with your fucking slurs.
Second, no shit everyone is aware of homosexuals at that age, but if you think that having sexual activity with someone of the same sex makes you gay, then you clearly have yet to learn "what a fag is."
I know you weren't attracted to him but sucking a dick still makes you a fag if you did it multiple times for pleasure. happydood;
Quote from: polish sausage on September 12, 2010, 10:15:36 PM
I know you weren't attracted to him but sucking a dick still makes you a fag if you did it multiple times for pleasure. happydood;
I'm pretty sure I never sucked a duck for pleasure.
i had various homosexual experiences when i was 10 and 11 years old and i look back on them rather fondly even though i realize that my innocence was sort of taken advantage of by someone several years my senior who knew what they were doing
n_n
This is hot.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 10:23:43 PM
I'm pretty sure I never sucked a duck for pleasure.
lololol
I also had a gay experience.
Quote from: applesauce on September 12, 2010, 09:57:39 PM
Second, no shit everyone is aware of homosexuals at that age
I wasn't confuseddood;
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 01:03:49 PM
I wasn't confuseddood;
lolwat
considering the only insult that existed at this age was "gay" that's pretty weird
I didn't even hear the words 'gay' or 'fag' until I was in middle school which was 7th grade
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 01:07:44 PM
I didn't even hear the words 'gay' or 'fag' until I was in middle school which was 7th grade
what did you guys say to each other as insults? goonish
Quote from: Travis on September 13, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
what did you guys say to each other as insults? goonish
I don't even remember many insults being slung in elementary school...
mostly things along the lines of calling people 'fat' or 'stupid' i suppose
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 01:03:49 PM
I wasn't confuseddood;
neither was i akudood;
i had heard the words "gay" and "fag" being used as insults, but i had no idea what they actually meant giggle;
I was also unaware of what being 'gay' was until middle school. confuseddood;
wow you guys were sheltered
Quote from: Nyerp on September 13, 2010, 01:17:57 PM
wow you guys were sheltered
Uhhhhhh Catholic school n_u
But I don't see where it's supposed to come up in life unless just through the insults of others
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 13, 2010, 01:17:22 PM
I was also unaware of what being 'gay' was until middle school. confuseddood;
i think i was almost in high school when i found out cjlubdoods;
and i went to a public school goowan
Knew the words gay and fag but didn't hear people using them as insults until like 8th grade.
Before then people used "retard" a lot. baddood;
Quote from: Ted on September 13, 2010, 01:21:40 PM
i think i was almost in high school when i found out cjlubdoods;
and i went to a public school goowan
and on long island too goowan
Yeah I didn't hear gay or fag until middle school either.
you guys didn't know what gay was until 7th grade while i called my parents motherfuckers when i was 2. akudood;
Quote from: Khadafi on September 13, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
you guys didn't know what gay was until 7th grade while i called my parents motherfuckers when i was 2. akudood;
That's that liberal education sillydood;
UUUMMM...OOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
Quote from: Khadafi on September 13, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
you guys didn't know what gay was until 7th grade while i called my parents motherfuckers when i was 2. akudood;
I called my preschool teacher a dirty fucker.
Quotewow you guys were sheltered
Uhhhhhh Catholic school
But I don't see where it's supposed to come up in life unless just through the insults of others
I went to a Catholic school, too.
I knew a lot of gay couples growing up. My parents used to run the property management company out of our basement, and the only leasing agent at the time was in a long term homosexual relationship and I knew his partner pretty well. I also knew a few friends who "had two dads", but I didn't really think anything of it. The first time I was aware of the full implications of homosexual was when I was at a housewarming party for the aforementioned gay couple. I was in 1st or 2nd grade, I think.
On that note, Minneapolis has the 4th highest percentage of homosexuals of any municipality in the US. bassir;
In elementary school there was jackass and the dreaded "fuck". I think we called each other imbeciles too.
>this thread sillydood;
I like to trick people into thinking that I'm revealing secrets. yes;
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 13, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
I like to trick people into thinking that I'm revealing secrets. yes;
[spoiler]me too :3[/spoiler]
Weird things I would never admit remain weird things I would never admit n_u
Quote from: Thyme on September 13, 2010, 06:35:50 PM
[spoiler]me too :3[/spoiler]
I like to stick [spoiler]it to the man yes;[/spoiler]
Quote from: YPR on September 13, 2010, 06:36:32 PM
Weird things I would never admit remain weird things I would never admit n_u
tell y/n
have i been trolled?!
kaz's mom is pretty funny in bed yes;
Quote from: Lain on September 13, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
the part i remember best is his semen all over my thighs n_n
you have piqued my interest befuddlement
Quote from: Lain on September 13, 2010, 02:56:06 PM
the part i remember best is his semen all over my thighs n_n
doodthing;
Quote from: Ted on September 13, 2010, 08:02:03 PM
you have piqued my interest befuddlement
i read that as piquéd in my head and lol'd for nearly a minute
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 13, 2010, 08:05:02 PM
i read that as piquéd in my head and lol'd for nearly a minute
i thought the same thing while making that post giggle;
Quote from: Ted on September 13, 2010, 08:05:32 PM
i thought the same thing while making that post giggle;
you've certainly piquéd my interests yes;
Quote from: Travis on September 13, 2010, 08:04:23 PM
doodthing;
weird i know, but that's the most vivid memory i have of it
good thing i'm bi or i might have to repress that memory y/n
This thread is awesome.
It only became so after I posted my secret.
I could post some more secrets.
Me too.
I fingered a girl in preschool.
I have this one odd memory from my childhood of me sitting on the toilet with a slightly bloody penis.
Not really sure what happened.
Quote from: RTF on September 13, 2010, 11:20:45 PM
I have this one odd memory from my childhood of me sitting on the toilet with a slightly bloody penis.
Not really sure what happened.
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O
[spoiler] n_u[/spoiler]
i remember it hurt akudood;
i wish i cared about that memory but i dont, lol
i used to whack it before i was sure my brother fell asleep when i shared a room with him
mostly because i was convinced i wasn't masturbating, just rubbing my balls, which was pretty true, there was no hand on shaft action
that pretty much went on for 2 years
This is the best thread ever, I am laughing so hard. goowan
I coerced (I got mad gaem yo) an arab chick to let me feel her up
Only her chest though
This was a few weeks ago
[spoiler]Farthest I've been with a girl :'([/spoiler]
Quote from: Bushy on September 14, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
I coerced (I got mad gaem yo) an arab chick to let me feel her up
Only her chest though
This was a few weeks ago
[spoiler]Farthest I've been with a girl :'([/spoiler]
Did you feel the dynamite?
When I was five I was attracted to my 18 year old cousin and I would always try to get her to kiss my cheek, I think I just liked the feeling of the kisses they tickled. giggle;
One time I tasted my own jizz too, there was some left on my hand.
ive got hemorrhoids
Quote from: Titus Andronicus on September 14, 2010, 06:46:56 PM
ive got hemorrhoids
OH MY GOD.
I had one once. Worst fucking thing ever. Ever. Ever.
Quote from: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 01:54:48 PM
One time I tasted my own jizz too, there was some left on my hand.
pfft, child's play baddood;
Quote from: Lain on September 14, 2010, 08:06:42 PM
pfft, child's play baddood;
One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt. awdood;
[spoiler] yes;[/spoiler]
Quote from: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 09:16:58 PM
One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt. awdood;
[spoiler] yes;[/spoiler]
Try an electric toothbrush until it bleeds. I did that once.
Quote from: applesauce on September 14, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
Try an electric toothbrush until it bleeds. I did that once.
or a No. 2 pencil.
you kids are dumb
at least i dont remember my dick hurt, it could've been anybody's fault :|
Quote from: applesauce on September 14, 2010, 07:17:32 PM
OH MY GOD.
I had one once. Worst fucking thing ever. Ever. Ever.
i mean its really not that bad
they usually just get pretty bad after gross shits or something, and it sucks walking after, but i mean other than that its nothing
One time I wiped my cock off after jacking off and I used my friends shirt to clean up, I gave it back to him and I never told him. n_n
I also was wasted a few months ago and I put my ballsack on this girls forehead when she was passed out, I think I can get in trouble for that but whatever. AWESOME
I'm in the bathroom and now have explosive diarrhea myface;
Quote from: polish sausage on September 14, 2010, 09:16:58 PM
One time I tried sticking my pointing finger completely up my asshole but it started to hurt. awdood;
[spoiler] yes;[/spoiler]
also child's play baddood;
one time i was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck up my anus
Quote from: Nyerp on September 15, 2010, 05:14:28 PM
one time i was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck up my anus
i wish i could remember why or where i posted that