Poll
Question:
which tool feeds your hunger most
Option 1: Förk
votes: 12
Option 2: K'nife
votes: 2
Option 3: Spün
votes: 3
PICK ONE OR STARVE y/n
fork but normally hands
spoon, clearly the best choice baddood;
Fork
i like spoons
Fork
Knife for the following reasons:
Spoons are for liquid, which can just be drank
Forks are good, but you can't cut with them
If I had a knife with a pointy tip, I could use it as a one-pronged fork.
Frok
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 05:30:16 PM
Spoons are for liquid, which can just be drank
you can use them for scooping corn too!!
and how do you drink jell-o??
Quote from: Nyerp on September 01, 2010, 06:29:43 PM
you can use them for scooping corn too!!
and how do you drink jell-o??
1) Jell-O isn't a liquid
2) I've slurped it down many times akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 07:19:53 PM
1) Jell-O isn't a liquid
2) I've slurped it down many times akudood;
yeah i know, that's why i said that
ew
also you neglected corn, which is a pain to eat with a fork
Quote from: Nyerp on September 01, 2010, 07:22:08 PM
also you neglected corn, which is a pain to eat with a fork
true befuddlement
Get a big knife and scoop it up akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 07:24:59 PM
true befuddlement
Get a big knife and scoop it up akudood;
enjoy cutting your mouth up!!!!
there are lots of other things that require spoons too, like cereal and pudding
and i find spoons cooler because forks can't be funhouse mirrors nearly as well
yeah but they don't STAB nearly as well
just sharpen the handle of the spoon on a rock to fulfil your stabbing needs akudood;
Quote from: Lain on September 01, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
there are lots of other things that require spoons too, like cereal and pudding
Pudding and cereal can be drank akudood;
Quote from: Nyerp on September 01, 2010, 07:27:10 PM
enjoy cutting your mouth up!!!!
or you can flip it over and use the other side!
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 08:58:14 PM
Pudding and cereal can be drank akudood;
What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?
Quote from: Travis on September 01, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?
Have you never drank pudding or slurped down the last bits of cereal? akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 09:17:28 PM
Have you never drank pudding or slurped down the last bits of cereal? akudood;
As a matter of fact no, I have never "drank" pudding, and cereal does contain solid parts of food doodthing;
How the hell do you even drink pudding?
Quote from: Travis on September 01, 2010, 09:19:16 PM
As a matter of fact no, I have never "drank" pudding, and cereal does contain solid parts of food doodthing;
Wait is "drank" not a word or something
Then again I think "waller" is a word akudood;
And uh yeah the cereal floats with the milk into your mouth
Quote from: Travis on September 01, 2010, 09:22:17 PM
How the hell do you even drink pudding?
put your lips to it and start slurping?
I really hope you don't do that in public. You will look like a braindead idiot
um...the last bits of cereal =/= a full bowl
enjoy choking on your wheaties
Quote from: Lain on September 01, 2010, 09:34:13 PM
um...the last bits of cereal =/= a full bowl
enjoy choking on your wheaties
You know, there's these things called "teeth" that can break down food, making it easier to swallow.
Quote from: Travis on September 01, 2010, 09:33:55 PM
I really hope you don't do that in public. You will look like a braindead idiot
wat
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 09:37:55 PM
wat
You just told me you slurp pudding down like juice or something. That isn't normal.
there's also this thing called common sense that tells you NOT TO DRINK A BOWL OF WHEATIES
Quote from: Travis on September 01, 2010, 09:39:06 PM
You just told me you slurp pudding down like juice or something. That isn't normal.
I don't normally eat pudding or cereal in public, but I have a spoon in those situations akudood;
Quote from: Lain on September 01, 2010, 09:39:59 PM
there's also this thing called common sense that tells you NOT TO DRINK A BOWL OF WHEATIES
I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW IT WHOLE
THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOUT WHEN WE DON'T HAVE SPOONS
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 09:32:47 PM
Wait is "drank" not a word or something
Then again I think "waller" is a word akudood;
It is, but the problem is 'drank' is the preterite of 'drink'. akudood;
It's 'Have you ever drunk _____?'.
swim swam swum :3
My favorite foods are eaten with my hands.
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
I don't normally eat pudding or cereal in public, but I have a spoon in those situations akudood;
I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW IT WHOLE
THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOUT WHEN WE DON'T HAVE SPOONS
and what about when you don't have forks?
because you could use a spoon for anything you could use a fork for, it'd just be a little more difficult
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That's a good drawing, but nothing as spectacular as that could ever exist, sorry. :|
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 02, 2010, 07:50:05 AM
It is, but the problem is 'drank' is the preterite of 'drink'. akudood;
It's 'Have you ever drunk _____?'.
using "drunk" just sounds weird to me, and I still don't see a problem with using "drank" akudood;
Quote from: Lain on September 02, 2010, 10:14:02 AM
and what about when you don't have forks?
because you could use a spoon for anything you could use a fork for, it'd just be a little more difficult
You can't cut with a spoon madood;
I use straws.
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 12:50:45 PM
using "drunk" just sounds weird to me, and I still don't see a problem with using "drank" akudood;
uh...the problem is that it's actually completely incorrect
Quote from: Lain on September 02, 2010, 12:52:02 PM
uh...the problem is that it's actually completely incorrect
explain akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 12:56:01 PM
explain akudood;
'Drank' is the preterite, or simple past, form of the verb '[to] drink'. And since you're using the present perfect [or trying to do so], you would use a conjugation of '[to] have' and drink's past participle which is 'drunk'. akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 12:56:01 PM
explain akudood;
I drank beer
I have drunk beer
Drank is the past tense, drunk is used with an auxillary verb such as "have"
Whatever I say both are correct akudood;
And people from my area say "wooder" is correct for "water" and "warsh" is ok for "wash"
I can look them up, they're in the dictionary apparently ;)
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 01:09:12 PM
Whatever I say both are correct akudood;
but they
aren'tI saw.
I have seen.
I swam.
I have swum.
akudood; madood; akudood; madood; akudood; madood; akudood;
"I seen" makes me cringe >_<'
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2010, 01:11:01 PM
And people from my area say "wooder" is correct for "water" and "warsh" is ok for "wash"
I can look them up, they're in the dictionary apparently ;)
Don't be a dick, Aubrey akudood;
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2010, 01:16:40 PM
"I seen" makes me cringe >_<'
Only idiots say that though
Also "I says"
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 02, 2010, 01:11:25 PM
but they aren't
I saw.
I have seen.
I swam.
I have swum.
akudood; madood; akudood; madood; akudood; madood; akudood;
wait, is "swum" seriously a word? goonish
And why has nobody argued with me about "waller" yet. akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 01:20:52 PM
Don't be a dick, Aubrey akudood;
Heil grammar Reichdood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 01:20:52 PM
Only idiots say that though
But it's the same thing just with a different word akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 01:20:52 PM
And why has nobody argued with me about "waller" yet. akudood;
I have no idea what you're talking about with "waller" you might as well say 'frindle'
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 01:20:52 PM
wait, is "swum" seriously a word? goonish
And why has nobody argued with me about "waller" yet. akudood;
Yes. goonish
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/waller
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2010, 01:23:51 PM
But it's the same thing just with a different word akudood;
But it's different with "drank", it just sounds right :(
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2010, 01:23:51 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about with "waller" you might as well say 'frindle'
Like when you're being lazy and rolling around on the couch like a slob; that's wallering. Apparently the real word is "wallow" but that has a different meaning to me. baddood;
That just means you've used it improperly for so long that it sounds correct. Something like 'I have drank it.' sounds completely ridiculous to me.
Quote from: Ãâ,¬mbørthümbsee on September 02, 2010, 01:31:50 PM
That just means you've used it improperly for so long that it sounds correct. Something like 'I have drank it.' sounds completely ridiculous to me.
Well see in that specific example, "drunk" sounds better. baddood;
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 01:28:03 PM
But it's different with "drank", it just sounds right :(
People who say "i seen" don't think it sounds wrong
Quote from: Hïro on September 02, 2010, 01:28:03 PM
But it's different with "drank", it just sounds right :(
Like when you're being lazy and rolling around on the couch like a slob; that's wallering. Apparently the real word is "wallow" but that has a different meaning to me. baddood;
Oh.
You can't invent words and change the meanings of the originals dummy madood;
the key is to just avoid talking in such a way that requires saying things like "drunk" and "swum"
Quote from: Lain on September 02, 2010, 01:46:10 PM
the key is to just avoid talking in such a way that requires saying things like "drunk" and "swum"
This... I have trouble even thinking of a situation where I would need drunk anymore
as a verb anyway girl;
Quote from: Lain on September 02, 2010, 01:46:10 PM
the key is to just avoid talking in such a way that requires saying things like "drunk" and "swum"
I would say "I have gone swimming" anyways n_u
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2010, 01:42:38 PM
Oh.
You can't invent words and change the meanings of the originals dummy madood;
I didn't make it up, my mom always says it. >.<
Plus I didn't change the meaning of wallow, I just use it in a different context.
For me, wallow is when you're upset or depress or whatever (ie wallowing in self-pity), and waller is just you're just gross and lazy.
ok stop guys hiro doesn't know english we get it
Quote from: Nyerp on September 02, 2010, 03:10:14 PM
ok stop guys hiro doesn't know english we get it
I've actually always been praised by my teachers for my excellent writing skills and almost never have problems with grammar, spelling, or punctuation. baddood;
Spundle. I carry one on my kevlar
now i know you are lying