Everybody here is unsuccessful and dumb. psyduck;
Go to Outsid. At least the dumb part is taken care of (with a few major exceptions, of course)
You abandoned us daddy so we act out by failing so you will notice us.
I am smart, just lazy.
Just because people don't rub your face in their intelligence doesn't make them stupid n_n
Quote from: YPR on July 10, 2010, 10:53:52 PM
I am smart, just lazy.
Just because people don't rub your face in their intelligence doesn't make them stupid n_n
Here, let me slap my GPA in your face and my ACT scores because those are completely valid measures of intelligence. n_n
bassir youre like some of my siblings psyduck;
academics isnt everything. when will you learn this
omg SELEENNAAAA GOOMMEZZZZ
you're a dipshit
I bet my cerebellum is more bloated than your cerebellum, Bassir!
am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable 5thgrade;
Quote from: Thyme on July 10, 2010, 11:20:53 PM
am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable 5thgrade;
I feel like Socks is less of a dick for the most part 5thgrade;
Quote from: Thyme on July 10, 2010, 11:20:53 PM
am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable 5thgrade;
In most aspects they are, yes.
most people here aren't old enough to be "successful"
including you
Quote from: Thyme on July 10, 2010, 11:20:53 PM
am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable 5thgrade;
you, and most others here, know next to nothing about me.
Quote from: Socks on July 11, 2010, 12:26:02 AM
you, and most others here, know next to nothing about me.
just like we know nothing about bassir
therefore, interchangeable
I found them, they're all at TED (http://www.ted.com/talks/sam_harris_science_can_show_what_s_right.html?awesm=on.ted.com_8DEm)
I'm smart :(
Isn't Bassir 15?
I passes spanish 3, i r smart.
Quote from: Cookie on July 11, 2010, 10:56:36 AM
Isn't Bassir 15?
i think he's 16 now
so i guess his idea of success is not being on boyah and having a girlfriend, cause there sure isn't anything else when you're that age
Quote from: Lain on July 11, 2010, 12:22:12 PM
i think he's 16 now
so i guess his idea of success is not being on boyah and having a girlfriend, cause there sure isn't anything else when you're that age
No no no no no no no no. Bassir is extremely successful at his practice SAT's and studying new concepts, of course
Quote from: Travis on July 11, 2010, 12:25:28 PM
No no no no no no no no. Bassir is extremely successful at his practice SAT's and studying new concepts, of course
He's going to be the first person to ever score above 2400!
Bassir is 16? I thought he was way older. lol
Quote from: BlackDS on July 11, 2010, 12:20:41 PM
I passes spanish 3, i r smart.
This is probably a joke, but shit man Spanish 3 was fucking hard. I finished my second semester of that class with a 70.0%, the worst grade I have ever received. What a stupid language.
Quote from: Strongbab on July 11, 2010, 01:19:30 PM
This is probably a joke, but shit man Spanish 3 was fucking hard. I finished my second semester of that class with a 70.0%, the worst grade I have ever received. What a stupid language.
A lot of the French IIIs this year who were also in my class seemed to find it hard as well. I don't think any of them had higher than a B. confuseddood;
Quote from: Lain on July 11, 2010, 12:30:23 AM
just like we know nothing about bassir
therefore, interchangeable
that's because no one on this forum possesses interpersonall skills--or any skills whatsoever (fully expressed by bassir's compliant)
Quote from: Sheets are Swaying on July 10, 2010, 11:20:37 PM
I bet my cerebellum is more bloated than your cerebellum, Bassir!
that would explain your feminine posture and wobbly gait
Quote from: Strongbab on July 11, 2010, 01:19:30 PM
This is probably a joke, but shit man Spanish 3 was fucking hard. I finished my second semester of that class with a 70.0%, the worst grade I have ever received. What a stupid language.
i got an 80 something
i hated that class so much, i needed to present in spanglish daily
NEVER AGAIN
spanish iv was like that for me. i was gonna take spanish v but then the teacher who taught it quit and was replaced by some crazy lady.
Most of us aren't out of college yet...
How can you judge our success
Quote from: Selkie on July 11, 2010, 07:06:41 PM
Most of us aren't out of college yet...
How can you judge our success
We're not completely focused on academics and don't have girlfriends.
Quote from: David on July 11, 2010, 07:11:40 PM
We're not completely focused on academics and don't have girlfriends.
What about jobz?
Quote from: C Mongler on July 11, 2010, 09:05:29 AM
AWESOME
does your mom still have a remote for her remote?
Quote from: David on July 11, 2010, 08:27:36 PM
What is jobz
Things you do that you get money for. Ya'll have those right?
Plenty of Boyagers are in college trying to become smart and successful. Ask this in about 4-5 years.
I actually don't study for school. I really don't see the point of it all. School is a huge waste of time — it really only serves to control. I don't do my homework and I don't study for tests (which is why my GPA) As for my SAT, I didn't really practice for it, I was too busy. I took it without any sleep and no breakfast and did OK. Probably gonna retake if I feel like it. Anyway, the problem with school is that it shuns this natural and beautiful spirit of creativity and curiosity and instead replaces it with mundane rote memorization-based curriculums and asinine tasks.
Also, my vision of success is all about developing some sort of interest and then pursuing it. Teaching yourself new ideas and opening up your brain to the vast amounts of knowledge that is offered to us in this day and age. Read a book. Look around at the world. Research on the internet. Don't spend life doing nothing, life is precious.
I spend most of my free time reading books on mathematics and physics. Burning through material far ahead of my peers, feeding my curiosity and my own ambition to learn. I exercise and pay attention to my health. My thoughts have matured, my brain has progressed, and my penis has grown. My definition of success has nothing to do with the amount of money one has attained, the amount of professor's dicks one has sucked, nor the amount of pussy one has eaten.
What are you doing with your live? To be truly happy with where your life is going and to be in total control of your situation, no matter how things go. That is success. Are you successful?
I come here every once in a while expecting some of you to have grown, to have changed even in the slightest bit. To have developed some sort of enlightenment or experience from living on this planet just a little longer. I know I have. I may be 16.57534247 years old, but I am growing, and I am maturing. I consider that success.
I know I am wrong to assume that you all have been unsuccessful but that is what this thread is for. Discussion.
I love you all. Goodnight, and good luck.
tl;dr: go fuck yourself.
Bassir, finish off your thought at
QuoteI don't do my homework and I don't study for tests (which is why my GPA)
If you were going to say 'sucks', I'd like to see your idea of what a poor GPA is.
Quote from: David on July 11, 2010, 10:55:04 PM
Bassir, finish off your thought at
If you were going to say 'sucks', I'd like to see your idea of what a poor GPA is.
My cumulative is a 93. Grades are very inflated at my school so it's pretty shitty, most of the idiots I know have well above it. Too bad they're all retarded Asian study monkeys.
Oh yeah, well I may be receiving a promotion within the next month and a half and I only started in January. baddood;
Quote from: Bassir on July 11, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
Also, my vision of success is all about developing some sort of interest and then pursuing it. Teaching yourself new ideas and opening up your brain to the vast amounts of knowledge that is offered to us in this day and age. Read a book. Look around at the world. Research on the internet. Don't spend life doing nothing, life is precious.
im pretty sure we all do all of the above. we just don't brag about it because, what's there to brag about?
also, i feel i should point out, one could argue doing said things is "wasting your life doing nothing"
also according to your definition of success, im pretty successful. so thats good
Quote from: Bassir on July 11, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
I actually don't study for school. I really don't see the point of it all. School is a huge waste of time â,” it really only serves to control. I don't do my homework and I don't study for tests (which is why my GPA) As for my SAT, I didn't really practice for it, I was too busy. I took it without any sleep and no breakfast and did OK. Probably gonna retake if I feel like it. Anyway, the problem with school is that it shuns this natural and beautiful spirit of creativity and curiosity and instead replaces it with mundane rote memorization-based curriculums and asinine tasks.
Also, my vision of success is all about developing some sort of interest and then pursuing it. Teaching yourself new ideas and opening up your brain to the vast amounts of knowledge that is offered to us in this day and age. Read a book. Look around at the world. Research on the internet. Don't spend life doing nothing, life is precious.
I spend most of my free time reading books on mathematics and physics. Burning through material far ahead of my peers, feeding my curiosity and my own ambition to learn. I exercise and pay attention to my health. My thoughts have matured, my brain has progressed, and my penis has grown. My definition of success has nothing to do with the amount of money one has attained, the amount of professor's dicks one has sucked, nor the amount of pussy one has eaten.
What are you doing with your live? To be truly happy with where your life is going and to be in total control of your situation, no matter how things go. That is success. Are you successful?
I come here every once in a while expecting some of you to have grown, to have changed even in the slightest bit. To have developed some sort of enlightenment or experience from living on this planet just a little longer. I know I have. I may be 16.57534247 years old, but I am growing, and I am maturing. I consider that success.
I know I am wrong to assume that you all have been unsuccessful but that is what this thread is for. Discussion.
I love you all. Goodnight, and good luck.
tl;dr: go fuck yourself.
you'll get so into this and grapple with a miasmic mess of potentiality, then start noticing the deterioration of causality around your interactions and a constant, unsettling quiet other notion, and learn about something entirely new that's far more exciting and far less relevant to everyone else's concerns than you would now guess.
I feel some intensely powerful idea dictating my existence and causing me to be continually uncomfortable, pulling everything toward my being at maximum speed to find more pieces. when I'm efficiently afloat, churning through this vague puzzle, I suppose it is success. in other words I only enjoy creating, which I believe to be the experience of the implicit, opposite of internalizing the explicit (your current pursuit)
Quote from: FDR on July 12, 2010, 12:06:10 AM
im pretty sure we all do all of the above. we just don't brag about it because, what's there to brag about?
I'm selling another business for 10x the pricetag of the last one (10k this time, 1k last december), so maybe it'll be 100k christmas?
Quote from: Bassir on July 11, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
and my penis has grown
haha what the fuck?
what a loser
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJSoaNu0baA[/youtube]
Quote from: Nyerp on July 12, 2010, 12:35:01 AM
haha what the fuck?
what a loser
That was a little humor sprinkled into a serious post.
But seriously my penis has grown. It's 7.5".
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 09:06:13 AM
That was a little humor sprinkled into a serious post.
But seriously my penis has grown. It's 7.5".
your penis is bigger than jmv's bassir;
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 09:10:08 AM
Well, I am Afghan.
how tall are you so i can seed insecurity in jmv
Quote from: wziard on July 12, 2010, 12:10:45 AM
you'll get so into this and grapple with a miasmic mess of potentiality, then start noticing the deterioration of causality around your interactions and a constant, unsettling quiet other notion, and learn about something entirely new that's far more exciting and far less relevant to everyone else's concerns than you would now guess.
I feel some intensely powerful idea dictating my existence and causing me to be continually uncomfortable, pulling everything toward my being at maximum speed to find more pieces. when I'm efficiently afloat, churning through this vague puzzle, I suppose it is success. in other words I only enjoy creating, which I believe to be the experience of the implicit, opposite of internalizing the explicit (your current pursuit)
There is much room for creativity in the fields of mathematics and physics. doodthing;
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 09:12:24 AM
5'10.5".
yes
YES
SEE THAT JMV
anyways what's this thread about
What does that prove to JMV? I'm only 16, I'm not done growing at all.
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 09:19:54 AM
What does that prove to JMV? I'm only 16, I'm not done growing at all.
Depends whatever JMV compares and associates it to in the depths of his bleak mind.
also i was joking
So Clucky how's AP Physics
too easy am i right lol
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 09:27:46 AM
So Clucky how's AP Physics
too easy am i right lol
ap physics was uh like 2-3 years ago
i remember it being incredibly hard because we've never learned algebra 2
if you ment ap psychology then christ is was so goddamn easy
i've only slept and took naps in class and i've only took notes about 3 times in total for the whole year
i'm self-studying for clep tests and i'll do self-study on nutritional science and physiology, along with sociology and classic psychoanalysis
oh yeah clucky
i chopped my dick off the joke's on you
Quote from: Bassir on July 11, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
I actually don't study for school. I really don't see the point of it all. School is a huge waste of time â,” it really only serves to control. I don't do my homework and I don't study for tests (which is why my GPA) As for my SAT, I didn't really practice for it, I was too busy. I took it without any sleep and no breakfast and did OK. Probably gonna retake if I feel like it. Anyway, the problem with school is that it shuns this natural and beautiful spirit of creativity and curiosity and instead replaces it with mundane rote memorization-based curriculums and asinine tasks.
Also, my vision of success is all about developing some sort of interest and then pursuing it. Teaching yourself new ideas and opening up your brain to the vast amounts of knowledge that is offered to us in this day and age. Read a book. Look around at the world. Research on the internet. Don't spend life doing nothing, life is precious.
I spend most of my free time reading books on mathematics and physics. Burning through material far ahead of my peers, feeding my curiosity and my own ambition to learn. I exercise and pay attention to my health. My thoughts have matured, my brain has progressed, [glow=red,2,300]and my penis has grown.[/glow] My definition of success has nothing to do with the amount of money one has attained, the amount of professor's dicks one has sucked, nor the amount of pussy one has eaten.
What are you doing with your live? To be truly happy with where your life is going and to be in total control of your situation, no matter how things go. That is success. Are you successful?
I come here every once in a while expecting some of you to have grown, to have changed even in the slightest bit. To have developed some sort of enlightenment or experience from living on this planet just a little longer. I know I have. I may be 16.57534247 years old, but I am growing, and I am maturing. I consider that success.
I know I am wrong to assume that you all have been unsuccessful but that is what this thread is for. Discussion.
I love you all. Goodnight, and good luck.
tl;dr: go fuck yourself.
we need more people in the world like you
Quote from: Analysis Paralysis on July 12, 2010, 09:31:45 AM
ap physics was uh like 2-3 years ago
i remember it being incredibly hard because we've never learned algebra 2
you don't need algebra 2 akudood;
Since we seem to be talking about how you measure success, I really wish that people would respect other people's ideas of success. Everybody has their own goals, and other people should respect those. If one guy's idea of success is to become a video game tester and play World of Warcraft all day, and he enjoys doing that, I don't think that he should be looked down on. Bassir, you are just a dick. Respect people for doing their own thing.
Quote from: Strongbab on July 12, 2010, 05:15:33 PM
Since we seem to be talking about how you measure success, I really wish that people would respect other people's ideas of success. Everybody has their own goals, and other people should respect those. If one guy's idea of success is to become a video game tester and play World of Warcraft all day, and he enjoys doing that, I don't think that he should be looked down on. Bassir, you are just a dick. Respect people for doing their own thing.
Maybe if World of Warcraft is teaching him something, then
maybe.
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Maybe if World of Warcraft is teaching him something, then maybe.
But if he has no desire to learn, why should he have to? Not everybody has the same ambitions as you, and I think that it's important to respect that.
I agree with Strongbab
Quote from: Strongbab on July 12, 2010, 05:15:33 PM
Since we seem to be talking about how you measure success, I really wish that people would respect other people's ideas of success. Everybody has their own goals, and other people should respect those. If one guy's idea of success is to become a video game tester and play World of Warcraft all day, and he enjoys doing that, I don't think that he should be looked down on. Bassir, you are just a dick. Respect people for doing their own thing.
He is still an idiot bassir;
I am very happy with my life right now. akudood;
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 05:13:34 PM
you don't need algebra 2 akudood;
then why was everyone else complaining akudood;
oh right our teacher gave us no time to review and none of us bothered to study at home cjlubdoods;
I spend two hours a day composing, and that's good enough for me.
Quote from: Bassir on July 12, 2010, 09:06:13 AM
But seriously my penis has grown. It's 7.5".
Actual penis size is usually like an inch smaller when a neutral party measures it.
Also, girth is more important anyway.
Quote from: Selkie on July 13, 2010, 08:18:07 PM
girth is more important anyway.
this this this this this
i will post girth when i get more measuring tape
just wrap your mouth around it for a practical gauge.
Quote from: Bassir on July 13, 2010, 09:19:43 PM
i will post girth when i get more measuring tape
just do the toilet paper roll test.
If it fits you are a failure to the male gender.
Quote from: Selkie on July 13, 2010, 09:36:10 PM
just do the toilet paper roll test.
If it fits you are a failure to the male gender.
:(
Quote from: Strongbab on July 13, 2010, 10:14:37 PM
:(
shh I'm trying to make Bassir doubt his confidence
Quote from: Selkie on July 13, 2010, 09:36:10 PM
just do the toilet paper roll test.
If it fits you are a failure to the male gender.
Toilet paper rolls also come in multiple sizes n_u
Quote from: Det in Fâ,,¯ Major on July 13, 2010, 09:12:14 PM
this this this this this
Aren't you one of those good virgin Catholic Italian girls with no experience confuseddood;
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