Where are all the smart people?

[Feynman]

Everybody here is unsuccessful and dumb.

[Martin]

Go to Outsid. At least the dumb part is taken care of (with a few major exceptions, of course)

[Daddy]

You abandoned us daddy so we act out by failing so you will notice us.

[YPrrrr]

I am smart, just lazy.

Just because people don't rub your face in their intelligence doesn't make them stupid

[ME##]

I am smart, just lazy.

Just because people don't rub your face in their intelligence doesn't make them stupid

Here, let me slap my GPA in your face and my ACT scores because those are completely valid measures of intelligence.   

[rdl]

bassir youre like some of my siblings

academics isnt everything. when will you learn this

[Nyerp]

omg SELEENNAAAA GOOMMEZZZZ

you're a dipshit

[the shortest route to the sea]

I bet my cerebellum is more bloated than your cerebellum, Bassir!

[Thyme]

am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable

[YPrrrr]

am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable

I feel like Socks is less of a dick for the most part

[ME##]

am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable

In most aspects they are, yes.

[Samus Aran]

most people here aren't old enough to be "successful"

including you

[Socks]

am i the only one who feels like bassir and socks are pretty much interchangeable

you, and most others here, know next to nothing about me.

[Samus Aran]

you, and most others here, know next to nothing about me.

just like we know nothing about bassir

therefore, interchangeable

[Martin]

I found them, they're all at TED