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Title: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 12:16:00 PM
as in, like an ambassador to an alien race, or just someone that you feel should represent us all in general...who would it be?

i pick this guy:
NSFW
[spoiler](http://h.imagehost.org/0020/1248600724923wyt.jpg)[/spoiler]

pretty sure he's the coolest guy ever, so yeah
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Travis on November 28, 2009, 12:16:30 PM
my mom saw that and everything
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Cookie on November 28, 2009, 12:17:31 PM
I thought the picture was all good and cool.


And then I scrolled down. >.<
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Andria on November 28, 2009, 12:17:52 PM
wasn't expecting that  :(

he is pretty "cool" though  n_u
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 12:18:35 PM
Quote from: Travis on November 28, 2009, 12:16:30 PM
my mom saw that and everything


oh god lol
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 28, 2009, 12:19:42 PM
i laughed like a maniac especially after seeing travis' post n_u
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Classic on November 28, 2009, 12:22:07 PM
awdood;
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ME## on November 28, 2009, 12:24:39 PM
Quote from: Tyler on November 28, 2009, 12:22:07 PM
awdood;


My exact expression. awdood;
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 12:26:04 PM
i thought everyone had seen that image already, that's half the reason i picked it
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Classic on November 28, 2009, 12:29:10 PM
Quote from: Lain on November 28, 2009, 12:26:04 PM
i thought everyone had seen that image already, that's half the reason i picked it

I'm never looking at anything you post ever again. awdood;
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: LCK on November 28, 2009, 12:31:43 PM
that picture has always creeped me out
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 12:36:18 PM
but seriously who would you guys pick :|
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: sans culottes on November 28, 2009, 12:37:37 PM
benjamin franklin
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Veal on November 28, 2009, 12:43:12 PM
Abraham Lincoln.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Sillbury on November 28, 2009, 12:48:49 PM
i'd pick

[spoiler]

ME

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/spoiler]
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Hiro on November 28, 2009, 01:17:23 PM
ban ban ban ban ban cnotedood;
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 28, 2009, 01:23:41 PM
Ghandi
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: LCK on November 28, 2009, 01:25:56 PM
veal
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Hiro on November 28, 2009, 01:26:21 PM
Tony Shalhoub
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Geno on November 28, 2009, 01:31:04 PM
Hiro
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Daddy on November 28, 2009, 01:48:38 PM
Adolf Hitler
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Socks on November 28, 2009, 01:56:00 PM
as of right now, H.G. Wells.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: snorkel on November 28, 2009, 02:10:00 PM
yeah that guy
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Wrench on November 28, 2009, 02:11:38 PM
ok screw you. use the NSFW tag
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: hotlikesauce. on November 28, 2009, 02:17:08 PM
One of these guys.

NSFW
[spoiler](http://www.lolhello.com/LOLHello.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Classic on November 28, 2009, 02:18:38 PM
awdood;
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: LCK on November 28, 2009, 02:19:01 PM
i changed my mind i want mippo
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: hotlikesauce. on November 28, 2009, 02:19:58 PM
Quote from: Trevor on November 28, 2009, 02:19:01 PM
i changed my mind i want mippo


Thanks ;)
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 02:40:42 PM
Quote from: Trevor on November 28, 2009, 02:19:01 PM
i changed my mind i want mippo


(http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2045;type=avatar)

with mippo, there is HOPE
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Selkie on November 28, 2009, 03:18:07 PM
Definitely

[spoiler](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/HankHill.jpg)
Hank Hill[/spoiler]
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 03:21:28 PM
I would pick Ghandi.. why the fuck not?
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: snorkel on November 28, 2009, 03:28:34 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on November 28, 2009, 03:21:28 PM
I would pick Ghandi.. why the fuck not?


because he was an idiot?
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 03:36:15 PM
Quote from: wziard on November 28, 2009, 03:28:34 PM
because he was an idiot?
How? I don't see how he wouldn't make a good ambassador. He'd make us look good.. right?
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: spaceman on November 28, 2009, 03:36:34 PM
Vladimir Lenin
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: fluxus on November 28, 2009, 03:36:34 PM
Vladimir Lenin
But Vladimir Putin looks so much cooler
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: YPrrrr on November 28, 2009, 03:46:03 PM
Any of these:

Saladin
Budda
Pope John Paul II
Gandhi
Dali Lama
Einstein

My top choice would probably be Frederick II of Prussia because he believed in religious toleration and was a fan of the arts and philosophy, while also being a capable military ruler. A balance of these traits seems idea especially when one does not interfere with the other
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 28, 2009, 04:34:51 PM
That is a very well-informed and considered choice. But could he inspire as many as Gandhi did?
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 04:37:08 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 28, 2009, 04:34:51 PM
That is a very well-informed and considered choice. But could he inspire as many as Gandhi did?
That doesn't mean he wouldn't be a good ambassador, just means he was more popular.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Hiro on November 28, 2009, 04:37:16 PM
[you]
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 28, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: TheSequel on November 28, 2009, 04:37:08 PM
That doesn't mean he wouldn't be a good ambassador, just means he was more popular.


I'd like the aliens to see this man and say: "Here is the embodiment of human spirituality and community turned into an activist momentum. Here is what makes the humans good, brings them together and gives them purpose without mindlessly killing each other."

Let's face it; if there are aliens we make contact with, they will be technologically superior to us, and thus capable of blowing us up if it's clear that we're a rabid bunch of apes.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Hiro on November 28, 2009, 04:45:10 PM
If we find aliens they'll likely be giant shrimp with dog legs
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 04:46:41 PM
Why the hell do they have to be superior? What if we're equals? Anyways, yeah I see what you mean.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 28, 2009, 04:57:34 PM
If the aliens used radio waves to communicate, or in fact any sort of wave, we would pick it up if they were in any reasonable distance. They're are no such signals, thus they gotta be far. To assemble a group of ships, detect us, and fly here would take a lot of resources and planning, as well as interstellar engines and fuel techniques that we don't have. Their superiority is a necessity of contact, until we get our own ships properly up and running.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Nyerp on November 28, 2009, 04:58:27 PM
your mother
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 04:59:19 PM
i did not expect nearly this many serious responses
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 05:00:12 PM
What if we find them. OP didn't say aliens found us, so now were just talking hypothetically. So then hypothetically we would be superior.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: YPrrrr on November 28, 2009, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 28, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
I'd like the aliens to see this man and say: "Here is the embodiment of human spirituality and community turned into an activist momentum. Here is what makes the humans good, brings them together and gives them purpose without mindlessly killing each other."

Let's face it; if there are aliens we make contact with, they will be technologically superior to us, and thus capable of blowing us up if it's clear that we're a rabid bunch of apes.
They might not hold gandhi on such a high platform. Non-violence could be interpreted as weakness rather than inspiration depending on their priorities as a culture. I doubt an alien race would have avoided killing their own race at some point in time anyway even though that's just speculation
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 28, 2009, 04:57:34 PM
If the aliens used radio waves to communicate, or in fact any sort of wave, we would pick it up if they were in any reasonable distance. They're are no such signals, thus they gotta be far. To assemble a group of ships, detect us, and fly here would take a lot of resources and planning, as well as interstellar engines and fuel techniques that we don't have. Their superiority is a necessity of contact, until we get our own ships properly up and running.
We could find them sometime down the road as well... They haven't made contact with us yet so who's to say we're not currently in the frontrunning for this contact?
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 05:18:35 PM
Quote from: YPR on November 28, 2009, 05:10:29 PM
They haven't made contact with us yet


or have they?
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: YPrrrr on November 28, 2009, 05:23:15 PM
Quote from: Lain on November 28, 2009, 05:18:35 PM
or have they?
Actually we made first contact when "one small step for man" crushed the entire population of microscopic moon people who had gathered to greet the visitors, thus becoming one large genocidal step for moonkind.

The government covered it up
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: Lain on November 28, 2009, 05:18:35 PM
or have they?
dun dun dun
The world may never know. What if we are all perceiving different realities, and none of this will matter. And n the end we awaken from cryogenic freeze and return to our bretheren in utopia.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 05:27:46 PM
or maybe we'll just die idk
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 05:33:33 PM
Quote from: Lain on November 28, 2009, 05:27:46 PM
or maybe we'll just die idk
No there must be something behind this elaborate illusion, if you don't understand you're ignorant. I hope you're not ignorant and that you understand. Now if any have I offended speak now.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Samus Aran on November 28, 2009, 05:41:53 PM
i actually don't believe that this is our only "life," i was just joking
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 28, 2009, 05:45:50 PM
Yeah I wasn't being serious either. Did anyone catch the Julius Caesar reference..
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Skylark on November 28, 2009, 05:51:16 PM
timothy leary or ghandi or bjork
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Socks on November 28, 2009, 09:24:40 PM
ghandi is fucking overrated
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Geno on November 28, 2009, 09:51:59 PM
Quote from: Socks on November 28, 2009, 09:24:40 PM
ghandi is fucking overrated
Yeah I don't see why everyone thinks ben kingsley is such a good actor. He's such a faggot.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: the shortest route to the sea on November 29, 2009, 12:37:51 AM
Quote from: Skylark on November 28, 2009, 05:51:16 PM
bjork


"Greetings, Earthling."
"Hæ!"
"What are the ways of your people?"
"Well, we're all terribly terribly moody. Then all of a sudden turn happy. Human Behavior!."
"I see. How long has your civilization been around?"
"We have been dabbling outside the mountain for quite some time."
"And how has your society evolved?"
"By fucking in rhythm and sorrow."

I could see this going on and on and on and on. Even if the aliens would push the big red button on us, it'd be worth it to have this clip.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Nyerp on November 29, 2009, 01:29:16 AM
Quote from: YPR on November 28, 2009, 05:23:15 PM
Actually we made first contact when "one small step for man" crushed the entire population of microscopic moon people who had gathered to greet the visitors, thus becoming one large genocidal step for moonkind.

The government covered it up


No, Neil Armstrong's FOOT covered it up!!! :D
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Skylark on November 29, 2009, 01:42:07 AM
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 29, 2009, 12:37:51 AM
"Greetings, Earthling."
"Hæ!"
"What are the ways of your people?"
"Well, we're all terribly terribly moody. Then all of a sudden turn happy. Human Behavior!."
"I see. How long has your civilization been around?"
"We have been dabbling outside the mountain for quite some time."
"And how has your society evolved?"
"By fucking in rhythm and sorrow."

I could see this going on and on and on and on. Even if the aliens would push the big red button on us, it'd be worth it to have this clip.


it's perfect.
one celestial being greets another
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Veal on November 29, 2009, 06:38:37 AM
Quote from: Skylark on November 29, 2009, 01:42:07 AM
it's perfect.
one celestial being greets another

god you guys are so gay
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 29, 2009, 06:40:14 AM
Quote from: Veal on November 29, 2009, 06:38:37 AM
god you guys are so gay
fucking seriously.

come on veal let's go make our own macho forum for manly men who like vaginas
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ????? on November 29, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 29, 2009, 06:40:14 AM
fucking seriously.

come on veal let's go make our own macho forum for manly men who like vaginas
What about tits? Who doesn't like tits?
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Minus; on November 29, 2009, 11:26:29 AM
Quote from: TheSequel on November 29, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
What about tits? Who doesn't like tits?

Straight women and gay men.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 29, 2009, 11:28:44 AM
Quote from: Minus; on November 29, 2009, 11:26:29 AM
and gay men.
i question the validity of this statement
me86 knows why baddood;
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Minus; on November 29, 2009, 11:31:34 AM
Quote from: Ted on November 29, 2009, 11:28:44 AM
i question the validity of this statement
me86 knows why baddood;

Nevermind...i question it myself.
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: ME## on November 29, 2009, 11:36:33 AM
Quote from: Ted on November 29, 2009, 11:28:44 AM
i question the validity of this statement
me86 knows why baddood;


Whoa, whoa, whoa. baddood;
Title: Re: if you could pick one person to represent all of humanity...
Post by: Veal on November 29, 2009, 11:41:03 AM
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on November 29, 2009, 06:40:14 AM
fucking seriously.

come on veal let's go make our own macho forum for manly men who like vaginas

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