I wrote a commentary piece for a publication about the benefits of drug legalization (all drugs) and why it needs to happen. The draft title is "Drug Legislation" which obviously is not fit for print.
I need a funny/edgy/silly/informative title that conveys the subject of drug legalization and catches the reader's attention with something slightly outrageous; ideas I've had are along the lines of "marlboro reds and oh some heroin too please" but that isn't a very good title, but you see what I mean.
So help me think of a good title. I've spent 3 days trying.
Don't Fear the Reefer (Or the Speed, or the X, or...)
Mindless Scribblings of a Self-Destructive Asshole
:3
MOP is onto something.
Quote from: Man of Popsicle on September 17, 2009, 01:53:10 PM
Mindless Scribblings of a Self-Destructive Asshole
:3
(because of drugs lol)
I Like Drugs And I Don't Care Who Knows
Would You Like Crack With That
Hey Go To My Websites
I raped my mom
I feel as if people are not taking this thread seriously
Quote from: wziard on September 17, 2009, 02:35:20 PM
I feel as if people are not taking this thread seriously
Hey, Veal and I!...
Sorta!...
Quote from: wziard on September 17, 2009, 02:35:20 PM
I feel as if people are not taking this thread seriously
I'm just thinking of titles that will make people want to read your paper.
"Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS" which is a quote from a former white house drug czar. It could show how the governments policies are outdated and rooted in old fears and prejudices
Quote from: YPR on September 17, 2009, 03:23:49 PM
"Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS"
Quote from: YPR on September 17, 2009, 03:23:49 PM
"Marijuana leads to homosexuality ... and therefore to AIDS" which is a quote from a former white house drug czar. It could show how the governments policies are outdated and rooted in old fears and prejudices
there's a wealth of great quotes about marijuana, cocaine and black people like "the cocaine-frenzied negro is prone to attack the white women" and "marijuana is a vice of negroes, mexicans, and the lesser races and encourages their evil music and arts"
all i see is "help me brainstorm tities"
maybe if you didnt do so many drugs you could think of your own title akudood;
Quote from: GUOB on September 17, 2009, 07:47:47 PM
maybe if you didnt do so many drugs you could think of your own title akudood;
that makes very little sense
What's the tone of the article?
And are you really vouching for the legalization of "all" substances (meth, coke, heroin, blah blah blah...)?
Quote from: Son Of Stallion Vol.13 on September 17, 2009, 08:16:52 PM
And are you really vouching for the legalization of "all" substances (meth, coke, heroin, blah blah blah...)?
What's wrong with that?
Quote from: Bassir on September 17, 2009, 08:24:53 PM
What's wrong with that?
No, I just wasn't sure if he was implying. I dont think I'd agree though.
To an extent.
Quote from: Son Of Stallion Vol.13 on September 17, 2009, 08:16:52 PM
What's the tone of the article?
And are you really vouching for the legalization of "all" substances (meth, coke, heroin, blah blah blah...)?
Yes that's what I'm arguing for.
Quote from: wziard on September 17, 2009, 08:39:57 PM
Yes that's what I'm arguing for.
Well, pot and shrooms are one thing, but do you really think we should be making the highly addictive shit more readily available to the masses?
Quote from: Son Of Stallion Vol.13 on September 17, 2009, 08:41:38 PM
Well, pot and shrooms are one thing, but do you really think we should be making the highly addictive shit more readily available to the masses?
yes. so instead of throwing users in jail they will actually be able to get help to stop
I Do Lots of Drugs: A Confession by ----
or
Legalize It!
or
The Apothecary
lol wtf you've posted your name out in the open before you dipwad
I Raped and Murdered a Young Girl in 1990 - by Glen Beck
Quote from: Son Of Stallion Vol.13 on September 17, 2009, 08:41:38 PM
Well, pot and shrooms are one thing, but do you really think we should be making the highly addictive shit more readily available to the masses?
er, yes
- addicts seek help in greater numbers because they're not afraid of being punished
- health initiatives can flourish because they'll be able to get funding/support
- drug purity will be regulated; more deaths occur from cut overdose and fatal interactions than primary substance overdose
- government can make $60-70 billion each year by taxing huge legal drug market
- it will be more difficult for young people to get into the business (which for young people I guess is a downside but for society a good thing)
lots more. no downsides really.