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Title: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 08:03:54 AM
I think I might have to.  Options other than using someone else's pee plz.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Cookie on September 01, 2009, 08:08:49 AM
In ninth grade this kid at school bought my piss for $10 to pass a drug test for work.    wariodood;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: l a c e y on September 01, 2009, 08:18:12 AM
I heard drinking dill pickle juice works. Of course I've never had to take a drug test so I wouldn't know if that was true or not.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on September 01, 2009, 08:35:26 AM
Get a plastic container filled with someone's piss and hide it somewheres within your clothes or anus and when you go do the drug test, pour in piss, ???, whatever.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 08:37:11 AM
I said other than piss. I'm already aware of piss akudood;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on September 01, 2009, 08:45:37 AM
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 08:37:11 AM
I said other than piss. I'm already aware of piss akudood;


murder
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Juni on September 01, 2009, 08:48:06 AM
Create artificial piss.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 01, 2009, 08:49:12 AM
go bald
everywhere akudood;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on September 01, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
Go to your local hippie stoner store they usually have kits for around $30 dollars.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 01, 2009, 09:51:20 AM
You have to flush your system... Drink a ton of water. Pickles juice and cranberry juice (antioxidants maybe?) are rumored to work the best
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 01, 2009, 10:39:24 AM
Dont do drugs :|

Take a shit in the cup instead
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 10:50:40 AM
Quote from: Kefka on September 01, 2009, 10:39:24 AM
Dont do drugs :|

Take a shit in the cup instead
2kewns1cup

weed helps with my anxiety
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Walter on September 01, 2009, 11:04:41 AM
Quote from: laylay on September 01, 2009, 08:18:12 AM
I heard drinking dill pickle juice works. Of course I've never had to take a drug test so I wouldn't know if that was true or not.


Wow are you retarded.

You have to drink a lot of water. Not so much that you get water intoxication... but enough to turn your piss clear. Then you take supplements such as creatinine and vitamin B in order to give it the right coloring and chemical properties. Do this all within a few hours of the test. This will give your piss the zing it needs to please your employer. ;)
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: The spy who loves you on September 01, 2009, 11:27:51 AM
I had the same problem a while back.

I just waited a month for it to get out of m system, I'm applying for a job a jewel osco soon.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Anatole on September 01, 2009, 11:39:52 AM
Drink urine.  The urine particles destroy all known drugs in your body.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Mettalik on September 01, 2009, 12:55:15 PM
Niacin supplements to flush your body
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: snorkel on September 01, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
why not just use someone else's piss
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 01, 2009, 01:04:48 PM
study really hard
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Nyerp on September 01, 2009, 01:05:07 PM
piss in your own mouth
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Andria on September 01, 2009, 01:09:56 PM
Fitness stores usually sell products to cleanse your system that might help and drinking a lots of water to pee a lot and dilute your urine.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Travis on September 01, 2009, 01:39:16 PM
purify your urine
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: FAMY2 on September 01, 2009, 07:14:39 PM
Be careful of so called cleaning kits. If you do it wrong the test will mess up and it will count as a positive. Especially the ones in the little vile you mix with urine.  saddood;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: don't let's on September 01, 2009, 07:39:08 PM
dare to say no to drugs [spoiler]testing[/spoiler]
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: [REDACTED] on September 01, 2009, 08:25:33 PM
Don't use drugs?
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on September 01, 2009, 08:42:13 PM
I like drinking better
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: sans culottes on September 01, 2009, 08:44:19 PM
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 10:50:40 AM
weed helps with my anxiety
This is actually true, weed can be beneficial to some people. I've got a friend who used to unpredicatably go between being a good friend of mine and a pretentious prick who didn't want to hang out with me. He was really uptight about shit. Then he started smoking weed, and now he's my best friend.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 08:47:26 PM
Quote from: Satellite Anthem Icarus on September 01, 2009, 08:25:33 PM
Don't use drugs?
See: "weed helps with my anxiety"
baddood;
Quote from: Kefka on September 01, 2009, 08:42:13 PM
I like drinking better
Depending on what I drink and how much, that can make my anxiety worse so I avoid it.
Quote from: coz on September 01, 2009, 08:44:19 PM
This is actually true, weed can be beneficial to some people. I've got a friend who used to unpredicatably go between being a good friend of mine and a pretentious prick who didn't want to hang out with me. He was really uptight about shit. Then he started smoking weed, and now he's my best friend.
I wish drug tests didn't hte it ;__;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Hiro on September 01, 2009, 08:48:33 PM
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 08:47:26 PM
See: "weed helps with my anxiety"
well then learn how to be less anxious without it for a week or two  baddood;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 08:49:07 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2009, 08:48:33 PM
well then learn how to be less anxious without it for a week or two  baddood;
Too late for that. I already smoked it.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Hiro on September 01, 2009, 08:49:48 PM
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 08:49:07 PM
Too late for that. I already smoked it.
okay then don't do it again until after the test
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2009, 08:49:48 PM
okay then don't do it again until after the test
I was going to smoke tomorrow. :(
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: sans culottes on September 01, 2009, 08:51:25 PM
i've never had to do a drug test (never had a real job and only smoked once) but if i were you, i'd go with bringing someone else's piss. that way, you don't have to go a week without weed.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Hiro on September 01, 2009, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 08:50:25 PM
I was going to smoke tomorrow. :(
Well don't  doodhuh;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2009, 08:51:58 PM
Quote from: Hïro on September 01, 2009, 08:51:37 PM
Well don't  doodhuh;
HOW DO I GET BITCHES
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: wawi on September 01, 2009, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 08:50:25 PM
I was going to smoke tomorrow. :(
man up my nigga and fight through without it
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Hiro on September 01, 2009, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: JMV on September 01, 2009, 08:51:58 PM
HOW DO I GET BITCHES
Quote from: WILD4WII1 on September 01, 2009, 08:52:22 PM
man up my nigga and fight through without it
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: C.Mongler on September 01, 2009, 08:58:40 PM
i'm at college where can i get mary wana
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 07:29:20 AM
get connected, c. mongler.


jmv, LSD leaves the body in 3-5 days ;)

**
don't do that though
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: C.Mongler on September 02, 2009, 08:05:42 AM
Quote from: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 07:29:20 AM
get connected, c. mongler.


jmv, LSD leaves the body in 3-5 days ;)

**
don't do that though


the only person i know here who could help me out is my ex girlfriends best friend. i smoked with her once and she waves to me when i pass her, so i guess i could try since she acknowledges i exist, but otherwise i dont really know her  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 01:13:50 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on September 02, 2009, 08:05:42 AM
the only person i know here who could help me out is my ex girlfriends best friend. i smoked with her once and she waves to me when i pass her, so i guess i could try since she acknowledges i exist, but otherwise i dont really know her  huhdoodame;


I think you should hang out with her, smoke with her, and then ask her if she knows anybody that would sell to you and then you can hopefully meet a lot of good people.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on September 02, 2009, 01:19:13 PM
A drink called "420" at like Tobacco stores and stuff. It's used to "mask tobacco test results" but it's really for marijuana. All you gotta do is drink it and piss once, you'll be clear for like 24 hours. Or you can take one or two goldenseal per day and drink lot's of water and be clear in about a week.

Or detoks.

http://www.detoks.com/
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on September 02, 2009, 02:33:13 PM
Oh, and if you bring someone else's piss you'd fail the test because the piss has to be warm (temperature test) and that's only if they don't find it when patting you down.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: C.Mongler on September 02, 2009, 02:51:12 PM
Quote from: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 01:13:50 PM
I think you should hang out with her, smoke with her, and then ask her if she knows anybody that would sell to you and then you can hopefully meet a lot of good people.



But I have a feeling my ex girlfriend has talked a lot of shit about me to her so that would be difficult :(
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on September 02, 2009, 02:51:12 PM
But I have a feeling my ex girlfriend has talked a lot of shit about me to her so that would be difficult :(


but she waves to you when you pass her so I don't think she thinks you're an awful guy and would most likely be willing to help you out or be around you
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 02, 2009, 05:15:36 PM
Quote from: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 07:29:20 AM
get connected, c. mongler.


jmv, LSD leaves the body in 3-5 days ;)

**
don't do that though
What's wrong with LSD?
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 06:09:45 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2009, 05:15:36 PM
What's wrong with LSD?


Nothing is wrong with LSD I just think JMV might have a bad trip right now. I could be totally wrong. If he had somewhere safe to do it and some wonderful people he can trust to be around it'd be wonderful for him.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 02, 2009, 06:11:50 PM
Quote from: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 06:09:45 PM
Nothing is wrong with LSD I just think JMV might have a bad trip right now. I could be totally wrong. If he had somewhere safe to do it and some wonderful people he can trust to be around it'd be wonderful for him.
Oh yeah, I forgot that last part...
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Nyerp on September 02, 2009, 06:13:02 PM
copy and paste from wikipedia
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2009, 06:11:50 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot that last part...


Have you tried it? I remember you saying that you haven't tried shrooms but recall no talk of LSD
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 02, 2009, 07:53:50 PM
Quote from: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 07:27:22 PM
Have you tried it? I remember you saying that you haven't tried shrooms but recall no talk of LSD
No, my friends were trying to get that along with the shrooms though...
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 08:10:55 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2009, 07:53:50 PM
No, my friends were trying to get that along with the shrooms though...


if you guys were more accessible I'd hook you up  :3

If they find some and are really interested in having the best trip that they can  I suggest that you recommend that they read The Psychedelic Experience (: a manual based on the tibetan book of the dead) because having it now I regret that I tripped before I got this book. There was just a lot more to know.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 02, 2009, 08:16:50 PM
Quote from: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 08:10:55 PM
if you guys were more accessible I'd hook you up  :3

If they find some and are really interested in having the best trip that they can  I suggest that you recommend that they read The Psychedelic Experience (: a manual based on the tibetan book of the dead) because having it now I regret that I tripped before I got this book. There was just a lot more to know.
I'm sure they'd be thrilled... and thanks for the tip, probably will try that
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 08:19:34 PM
best of luck to you and your friends
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: C.Mongler on September 02, 2009, 08:57:11 PM
should i do some acid lol
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Classic on September 02, 2009, 09:02:24 PM
Aubrey doing drugs?


LOL
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 09:07:12 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on September 02, 2009, 08:57:11 PM
should i do some acid lol


yes if you think you can handle it
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 02, 2009, 10:00:55 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 02, 2009, 09:02:24 PM
Aubrey doing drugs?


LOL
eh?
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Classic on September 02, 2009, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2009, 10:00:55 PM
eh?

Nothing.


It'd probably be cute.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: YPrrrr on September 02, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
Quote from: King Shishkebaboo on September 02, 2009, 10:02:31 PM
Nothing.


It'd probably be cute.
Everything I do is apparently SocksDood;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Classic on September 02, 2009, 10:05:07 PM
Quote from: YPR on September 02, 2009, 10:04:26 PM
Everything I do is apparently SocksDood;

Let's get stoned together.  giggle;
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: C.Mongler on September 02, 2009, 10:12:16 PM
Quote from: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 09:07:12 PM
yes if you think you can handle it


i don't know, can I? is it addictive? and how long will I be trippin' bawlz?
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Walter on September 02, 2009, 10:27:51 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on September 02, 2009, 08:57:11 PM
should i do some acid lol


If you have to ask you shouldn't be doing it.
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Skylark on September 02, 2009, 10:28:56 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on September 02, 2009, 10:12:16 PM
i don't know, can I? is it addictive? and how long will I be trippin' bawlz?


it is not addictive and it does not harm your brain or body. i think you probably would be fine if you're with somebody that you trust. for about 12 hours
Title: Re: How do I pass a drug test?
Post by: Paul on September 03, 2009, 01:47:26 AM
Don't do drugs.  baddood;