How do I pass a drug test?

[Daddy]

I think I might have to.  Options other than using someone else's pee plz.

[Cookie]

In ninth grade this kid at school bought my piss for $10 to pass a drug test for work.   

[l a c e y]

I heard drinking dill pickle juice works. Of course I've never had to take a drug test so I wouldn't know if that was true or not.

[Chris (JayJay)]

Get a plastic container filled with someone's piss and hide it somewheres within your clothes or anus and when you go do the drug test, pour in piss, ???, whatever.

[Daddy]

I said other than piss. I'm already aware of piss

[Chris (JayJay)]

I said other than piss. I'm already aware of piss

murder

[Juni]

Create artificial piss.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

go bald
everywhere

[NOA_Haunted]

Go to your local hippie stoner store they usually have kits for around $30 dollars.

[YPrrrr]

You have to flush your system... Drink a ton of water. Pickles juice and cranberry juice (antioxidants maybe?) are rumored to work the best

[Commander Fuckass]

Dont do drugs

Take a shit in the cup instead

[Daddy]

Dont do drugs

Take a shit in the cup instead

2kewns1cup

weed helps with my anxiety

[Walter]

I heard drinking dill pickle juice works. Of course I've never had to take a drug test so I wouldn't know if that was true or not.

Wow are you retarded.

You have to drink a lot of water. Not so much that you get water intoxication... but enough to turn your piss clear. Then you take supplements such as creatinine and vitamin B in order to give it the right coloring and chemical properties. Do this all within a few hours of the test. This will give your piss the zing it needs to please your employer.

[The spy who loves you]

I had the same problem a while back.

I just waited a month for it to get out of m system, I'm applying for a job a jewel osco soon.

[Anatole]

Drink urine.  The urine particles destroy all known drugs in your body.