How do I pass a drug test?

[Mettalik]

Niacin supplements to flush your body

[snorkel]

why not just use someone else's piss

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

study really hard

[Nyerp]

piss in your own mouth

[Andria]

Fitness stores usually sell products to cleanse your system that might help and drinking a lots of water to pee a lot and dilute your urine.

[Travis]

purify your urine

[FAMY2]

Be careful of so called cleaning kits. If you do it wrong the test will mess up and it will count as a positive. Especially the ones in the little vile you mix with urine. 

[don't let's]

dare to say no to drugs [spoiler]testing[/spoiler]

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Don't use drugs?

[Commander Fuckass]

I like drinking better

[sans culottes]

weed helps with my anxiety

This is actually true, weed can be beneficial to some people. I've got a friend who used to unpredicatably go between being a good friend of mine and a pretentious prick who didn't want to hang out with me. He was really uptight about shit. Then he started smoking weed, and now he's my best friend.

[Daddy]

Don't use drugs?

See: "weed helps with my anxiety"

I like drinking better

Depending on what I drink and how much, that can make my anxiety worse so I avoid it.

This is actually true, weed can be beneficial to some people. I've got a friend who used to unpredicatably go between being a good friend of mine and a pretentious prick who didn't want to hang out with me. He was really uptight about shit. Then he started smoking weed, and now he's my best friend.

I wish drug tests didn't hte it ;__;

[Hiro]

See: "weed helps with my anxiety"

well then learn how to be less anxious without it for a week or two 

[Daddy]

well then learn how to be less anxious without it for a week or two 

Too late for that. I already smoked it.

[Hiro]

Too late for that. I already smoked it.

okay then don't do it again until after the test