http://omegle.com
Does anyone else use this sometimes? I do it if I'm really, really bored. It's nice to just have a random, totally anonymous chat.
If you have any humorous conversations there, post them here. hocuspocus;
Do people actually talk over it or is it all like people who go on and don't talk or trolls?
This person ruined my life. baddood;
Stranger: hello
You: This hand of mine glows with an awesome power
You: its burning grip tells me to defeat you
You: TAKE THIS
You: MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW
You: SHINING FINGGERRRRR
You: pewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: No Darth Vader i will defeat u.......search for your feelings
Stranger: i am Luke Skywalker
Stranger: i will not fight Father
You: I'm a motherfucking gundamn person
You: I got a huge mecha biatch.
You: This wasn't as funny as I planned. :/
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Quote from: reefer on August 11, 2009, 11:59:57 PM
Do people actually talk over it or is it all like people who go on and don't talk or trolls?
Most people that I've talked to on Omegle are just on to talk. But there are lots of trolls and such, too.
You: Hey baby
Stranger: hey hey!
Stranger: so ur a guy?
You: I have a penis
You: so yes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: age?
You: But I also have a vagina
You: So
Stranger: ewwwwwww
You: Yeah it's kinda strange but you get used to it
You: I can have double orgasms
You: its awesome
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: I WANNA BE
You: THE VERY BEST
You: LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS
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Quote from: Kaz on August 12, 2009, 12:11:04 AM
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: I WANNA BE
You: THE VERY BEST
You: LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS
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OH GOD WTF I JUST DID THAT
Except the guy was typing in japanese
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You: Oh god yes
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: lol
You: Hope that doesn't bother you
Stranger: penis?
You: Yeah
Stranger: penis?
You: Yeah
Stranger: lol
You: Hi idk
Stranger: hi stranger :)
Stranger: m/f?
You: Creeper :|
Stranger: aaaaaaa
Stranger: creeper??
Stranger: where are u from creeper?
You: Where are you from creeper? :|
Stranger: NIGGER
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: KKK'
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: FUCKING OBAMA
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: HE IS A DUMBASS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: I HATE STUPID BLACK NIGGER
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: NIGGER
Stranger: NIGGER
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: "If you're a cookie how can you talk?" you ask.
"I thought you could help!" screams the Cookie and hangs up.
Do you:
* Sing!
* Dance!
* Realize this whole story is silly and go back to sleep.
You: wat
Stranger: choose 1 2 or 3
You: no
Stranger: fine
Stranger: poope
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idk use this website to advertise and get strangers on boyah y/n
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from/
You: Your asshole
Stranger: You're an asshole
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Quote from: whiny bitch on August 12, 2009, 12:19:56 AM
idk use this website to advertise and get strangers on boyah y/n
Y
YYYYYYY
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: wanna get your dick wet?
Stranger: hows it goin
Stranger: sure do
Stranger: ur female?
You: No
You: I was talking about my asshole
You: It's pretty wet in there
Stranger: maybe u should go see a doctor or sumthing
You: For what?
You: My wet asshole?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats not normal
You: Oh I don't need a Doctor I already know what the problem is
Stranger: what
You: I don't wipe
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Screams internet predator
Wow, they are no fun...
Me: o
Them: e
Me: Wap
Me: wapwapwap
Them: what
Me: idk
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QuoteYou: What is your opinion on "niggers?"
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: There Black?
Stranger: also Inb4 Racist
You: Do you like the niggers?
Stranger: Facepunch!
Stranger: Do you?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: oh bawww
You: you broke the chain
Stranger: Dman
Stranger: I lost the Game D:
You: fffffffffff
Stranger: uuuuuuuuuu
You: ccccccccccccc
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkk
This guy is amazing.
You: hey faggot
Stranger: what?
You: what what?
Stranger: fuck you
You: why?
Stranger: because you called me a faggot
You: what are you talking about?
You: i never said that...
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:(
Stranger: bacon
You: reddit
You: sup
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: was just reading a post about all the recent omegle posts on reddit
Stranger: its like marco polo
You: so are we going to talk about narwhals, bacon, jews, or Bill O'Reilly?
You: and same
You: I better not see you turning this conversation in :|
Stranger: lol no i will not be doing that
Stranger: most of them are not funny at all
You: yeah, except the pedo one
Stranger: i don't think i saw that one
Stranger: i will search it
You: just out of curiosity
You: how old are you?
You: I am 17
Stranger: i am 22
Stranger: where u from?
You: Virginia
You: the US
Stranger: sweet, myself Canada
You: nice, I am actually looking into moving there
You: unless the healthcare reform actually happens
You: and yes, Republicans are as crazy as people make them look on reddit
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: man i havn't been watching your health care reform too much but on the news last night i saw some pretty heated town hall meetings
Stranger: and our health care isn't as bad as some people try and make it look like
Stranger: i've never had a problem here at all
You: there are people like that everywhere, they organize themselves to make as much of a disturbance as possible
You: I have no healthcare because I am a foreigner and I didn't qualify
Stranger: so what happens if u get sick
Stranger: you will be hit with ridiculous bills right
You: I don't, I can't afford a visit to the doctor really
Stranger: i can't even imagine what that must be like
You: I find it ironic that republicans are willing to read the bible and all of how Jesus cares about everyone, yet they aren't willing to pay a little more to benefit society as a whole
You: I'm an atheist by the way, I jut find it funny
You: just*
Stranger: ya i totally agree with you on that one
Stranger: in Canada (i'm from Winnipeg to be specific), I have never seen any one half as crazy as the right wing christian fundys as I have seen from your country (not in real life, but on the news/tv)
Stranger: those people are fucking insane
Stranger: have u seen Jesus camp
You: I live in VA, I've driven past a religious camp before
You: pretty scary stuff
Stranger: watch the movie Jesus Camp you will be so creeped out
You: hmm, I will, I enjoyed the Bill Mayher(spelling?) movie
Stranger: Religulous?
You: Yes thats it
Stranger: I've seen part of that, it was good too\
Stranger: i should really watch the ending
Stranger: so how has Obama been received over there
Stranger: i mean everyone (including your northern neighbours) where pretty happy to see him elected
Stranger: but i hear now hes starting to lose popularity a bit
You: get this, some kid at my school thinks Dinosaurs are made up, and people just can't accept their democratically elected president
Stranger: holy shit
You: yes, don't ever move here
You: don't even visit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i've been there a few times
Stranger: just to minniapolis and north dakota
Stranger: but i would never move there
Stranger: have u ever been to canada
You: well thats nowhere near as bad, no but I want to
You: it looks pretty cool and less retarded
Stranger: i love canada
Stranger: although i have never been out of the states or canada so i haven't seen any of the world
You: same here
Stranger: although it is freezing here for like half the year especially where i live
Stranger: its pretty sweet, some parts are beautiful (bc, alberta), plus health care, marijuana laws aren't retarded, and people are for the most part very nice
You: well, I hope I can more there someday
You: but I have to go to the store so it was a nice chat
Stranger: yes you too, you are the first intelligent person i have met on omegle
Stranger: have a good day
You: oh wait, just in case you ever get bored
You: http://boyah.net/forums/index.php
You: a little forum a bud of mine runs, pretty cool community
Stranger: cool i will check it out!
You: alright, later
You: bacon be with us
Stranger: lol
Stranger: narwhals forever
Stranger: later
You: later
We need a narwhal dood.
You: hi
You: do you like ducks
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi ^^
You: whats up
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: yeah
You: I have
Stranger: YOU HAVE?
You: yep
Stranger: YOU RACIST BASTARD
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I used it a few times and one of the conversationists was trying to speak chink, one just left after I said hi, and the third one stayed but there was nothing to say because I didn't know them. doodthing;
Oh hey sup /b/oyah?
Quote from: Rawl on August 12, 2009, 12:44:45 PM
no
More likely than you think
Also, not particularly lulzy, but meh
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Stranger: Hellooooooo
You: Hello
Stranger: What do you need?
You: Do you know how to get to Mordor?
Stranger: Aisle 12, then make a left and continue till you see the sign
Stranger: anything else?
You: Ummm, one more thing
You: How do I reach koopa?
Stranger: Through the bridge
Stranger: and over the tunnel
You: You are a saint. Thank you good sir.
Stranger: hey this is malcolm and you?:)
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
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Selkie I miss your old avatar
CHANGE IT BACK
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: Will you help me with something?
Stranger: m.f?
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: sure what do you need
You: I wanna be a pokemon master but I don't have any potions. Do you have some to give me?
Stranger: are you serious
You: yes, I can't beat the elite 4 with no potions
You: All I have is Pikachi
You: 25hp
Stranger: oh no
You: Aw :)
You: I mean :(
/b/ was doing this earlier. i was that bored.
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: whats up
You: nmu
You: m/f?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: f u
You: m
Stranger: from
You: age?
Stranger: 40
Stranger: you
You: 11
Stranger: sorry
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i keep getting this person
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Stranger: hi, 20/f/cali, wanna see my nude video? GO HERE: http://cli.gs/B58DQp
QuoteStranger: hey
You: lol
Stranger: m/f?
You: /
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I laughed. spam;
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You: holy dhit
You: Do you like raccoons?
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: i like their fur
Stranger: so tender
Stranger: and juicy
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: ever fucked a racoons?
You: you monster >:[
You: I only fuck foxes.
Stranger: rawr rawr
Stranger: ahhh i love trolling on omegle
Stranger: dont you?
You: yes
Stranger: good fun
You: yes, yes.
Stranger: earlier i hooked up 2 guys on msn
Stranger: took one msn
Stranger: and a few minutes
Stranger: later
Stranger: gave out his msn
Stranger: so now they will message eacother
Stranger: and be like im so horny
Stranger: and they are both guys
Stranger: both seeking women
You: maybe they'll show eachother penises
Stranger: yeah
You: Maybe they'll even like it
Stranger: one can hope
Stranger: http://tnation.tmuscle.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/omegle_chat_fun?id=3226551&pageNo=0
Stranger: omegle pranks
You: ah.
You: oh god i need to kill myself, my neighbors are playing paramore loudly
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QuoteStranger: im watching you
You: omg where
Stranger: through your window
You: omg :0(
Stranger: omfg you almost seen me
You: i seen you lol
Stranger: take your clothes off
Stranger: immmmmmmmv watching uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: ok lol
Stranger: im going to kill you
Stranger: you better lock your doors
Stranger: im just ikidding in not watchin you
Stranger: im probly like 1000000 miles away from u
Stranger: helo are you there my lil sex toy
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I only left to get an Italian ice. goowan
people don't play along enough
You: RENTON?
You: IS THIS RENTON?
You: I'M LOOKING FOR RENTON
Stranger: renton?
You: IS THAT YOU RENTON
Stranger: who the fuck is renton?
Stranger: no im not renton
You: RENTON DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME
Stranger: fuck renton
Stranger: and talk to me
You: NO RENTON
You: RENTON
You: WAIT
You: YOU'RE BREAKING UP
You: KSSSSHHHHH
You: I KKSSHSHHH RENKKKSHHH AREKKKSHSHHS
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i keep getting bots. saddood;
lol
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You: ay bay bay
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why does this site suck so much? no one plays along with anything. i think the only good convo i had there was when i said that i was looking for jesus.
Stranger: if ur not from USA, UK, canada or australia, plz disconnect
You: nah it's okay
You: I live in WA
You: in US
You: how about you?
Stranger: NY
Stranger: m/f?
You: M/17
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Nobody likes males..
Quote from: Kaz on August 12, 2009, 02:03:33 PM
people don't play along enough
You: RENTON?
You: IS THIS RENTON?
You: I'M LOOKING FOR RENTON
Stranger: renton?
You: IS THAT YOU RENTON
Stranger: who the fuck is renton?
Stranger: no im not renton
You: RENTON DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME
Stranger: fuck renton
Stranger: and talk to me
You: NO RENTON
You: RENTON
You: WAIT
You: YOU'RE BREAKING UP
You: KSSSSHHHHH
You: I KKSSHSHHH RENKKKSHHH AREKKKSHSHHS
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I live in Renton doodthing;
Stranger: ___________________ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"‘_______________________ _________________________________
________________ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"‘____________________ _________________________
______________ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“____________________________________________
_____________ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"‘______________________________ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’_________
____________ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"‘____ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’_______
____________ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“______
____________ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"’_____
____________ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"“ââ€"’_____
_____________ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"“______
______________ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"“ââ€"’ââ€"‘ââ€"‘ââ€"’ââ€"“ââ€"‘______
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I just tried this.
The guy asked me what kind of cock I was packing and then linked me to some dildos. doodhuh;
Quote from: Placebo Headwound on August 12, 2009, 07:46:35 PM
I just tried this.
The guy asked me what kind of cock I was packing and then linked me to some dildos. doodhuh;
Did you buy any?
That scared me. ;-;
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You: Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?
Stranger: wat?
You: An Oxford Comma,
You: Who gives a fuck about it?
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Someone doesn't like Vampire Weekend. :(
holy god i just happened to find a Mando Diao fan thumbup;
Quote from: Placebo Headwound on August 12, 2009, 08:12:31 PM
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You: Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?
Stranger: wat?
You: An Oxford Comma,
You: Who gives a fuck about it?
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Someone doesn't like Vampire Weekend. :(
maybe he gave a fuck
i have to admit, this is actually kind of fun when you find someone who actually wants to talk.
I just found a guy like that and we talked about music and other random crap and he linked me to his technical metal band's music and it's actually relatively good. giggle;
Stranger: just a small town girl....
You: living in a lonely world...
Stranger: she took the midnight train goin anywhere.....
You: just a city boy...
Stranger: born and raised in south detroit......
You: he took the midnight train going anywhere...
Stranger: he seen her in a smokey room.....
You: smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Stranger: for a moment they can share the night......
You: it goes on and on and on and on oohhh....
Stranger: DONT STOP....... BELIEVIN
You: i love you
Stranger: HAHA
You: that was perfect
You: we got the whole first verse down
Stranger: it was lol
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nothin much
You: u>
Stranger: not much.... m/f?
You: m
You: u?
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lol.
I want someone to creep on me or at least disconnect on me!! AHHH!! I've done 10 straight convos that lasted forever... They usually go like this:
Stranger: hows it going
Stranger: EXPALLIARAMUS!
You: NO
You: My wand D:
Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHA
You: MY ONE AND ONLY WAND
Stranger: YOUR DEFENSELESS!
Stranger: MY CHANCE TO ATTACK!
You: I WILL KILL YOU!
Stranger: TAKE THAT BACK
You: WITH MY BARE HANDS!
Stranger: THIS INSTANT
You: NEVER!
You: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stranger: aoifdsioghaglj
You: dlfkjasldfkjs
Stranger: hi
You: >.>
Stranger: hows it going
You: You can't just take my wand and be all friendly
You: IT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, FOOL!
Stranger: oh i thought i said i was sorry!
Stranger: jeepers..
You: No :3
Stranger: 8D
You: No apology was made :O
Stranger: well
You: I DEMAND IT
Stranger: to stranger, my sincerest apologies go out to thee for disarming thee while you had no clue that i was going to do it.
Stranger: m / f?
You: Forgiven
Stranger: yes!
You: Mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaallllllllleeee fe
Stranger: whats a male fe
Stranger: is that a new type of mammal?
You: You don't know?
Stranger: Do tell!
You: What do they teach in schools?!
Stranger: idk i never listen!
You: Well, if humans were amphibians, it would kind of be like a frog.. But kind of like a toad... You know.
You: YOU KNOW
You: Bro
Stranger: now that ya mention it, yea... yea i do know!
You: See :)
Stranger: HOW SILLY OF ME BEING SO FOOLISH
Stranger: NEVER WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN
You: SO FOOLISH!
You: WHEN YOU KNEW ALL ALONG!
Stranger: BLASPHEMY!
You: I KNOW!
You: WAIT
You: ...
You: >.>
Stranger: wAT
Stranger: WAT
You: <.<
You: Psst
You: ...
Stranger: *whispering voice*
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: WHAT IS IT
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: they call me honest charles
You: Avada Kedavra!
Stranger: ASLDFJKOISFGJSLGKJDS
As soon as I posted that, now I get the sex ones! Haha.
Quote from: Selkie on August 15, 2009, 09:19:30 PM
Stranger: just a small town girl....
You: living in a lonely world...
Stranger: she took the midnight train goin anywhere.....
You: just a city boy...
Stranger: born and raised in south detroit......
You: he took the midnight train going anywhere...
Stranger: he seen her in a smokey room.....
You: smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Stranger: for a moment they can share the night......
You: it goes on and on and on and on oohhh....
Stranger: DONT STOP....... BELIEVIN
You: i love you
Stranger: HAHA
You: that was perfect
You: we got the whole first verse down
Stranger: it was lol
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nothin much
You: u>
Stranger: not much.... m/f?
You: m
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol.
Oh God did I lol
Quote from: Selkie on August 15, 2009, 09:19:30 PM
Stranger: just a small town girl....
You: living in a lonely world...
Stranger: she took the midnight train goin anywhere.....
You: just a city boy...
Stranger: born and raised in south detroit......
You: he took the midnight train going anywhere...
Stranger: he seen her in a smokey room.....
You: smell of wine and cheap perfume...
Stranger: for a moment they can share the night......
You: it goes on and on and on and on oohhh....
Stranger: DONT STOP....... BELIEVIN
You: i love you
Stranger: HAHA
You: that was perfect
You: we got the whole first verse down
Stranger: it was lol
Stranger: so whats up?
You: nothin much
You: u>
Stranger: not much.... m/f?
You: m
You: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol.
I have it as Rock Band DLC. giggle;
Quote from: Thyme on August 16, 2009, 12:10:45 PM
I have it as Rock Band DLC. giggle;
I almost got that but I thought it might not be that fun to play
You: Frank Zappa is my lord and savior.
Stranger: wanna cyber and i'll be Frank Zappa
You: lolwtf
Stranger: hello im Frank Zappa, im all wet can i come in
You: okay seriously, that made my night. I just laughed so hard
You have disconnected.
The sad part is that I don't know if he was kidding or serious.
The idea of chatting one-on-one with a stranger doesn't intrigue me. In fact, i kinda scares me. I'll stay away.
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You: Are you black?
Stranger: no
You: Good
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You: helllllo
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good u?
You: pretty good
Stranger: cool
Stranger: m/f?
You: f u?
Stranger: male or female
You: female u?
Stranger: male
You: age?
Stranger: 21
You: nice
Stranger: still a virgin
You: ha
Stranger: u?
You: am i still a virgin?
Stranger: yes
You: no i lost my virginity before you were even born
Stranger: wwwwwwoooooooooooowwwwww
You: Yup
You: I'm 55
Stranger: REALLY????
You: Yeah is that a problem?
Stranger: no iv never talked to anyone yhis old on omegle before.
You: Oh
You: Well i like cocks
Stranger: oh.
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