Omegle

[Doodle]

You: What is your opinion on "niggers?"
Stranger: Uh
Stranger: There Black?
Stranger: also Inb4 Racist
You: Do you like the niggers?
Stranger: Facepunch!
Stranger: Do you?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
Stranger: Do You?
You: Do you?
Stranger: Do You?
You: oh bawww
You: you broke the chain
Stranger: Dman
Stranger: I lost the Game D:
You: fffffffffff
Stranger: uuuuuuuuuu
You: ccccccccccccc
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkk

This guy is amazing.

[Travis]

You: hey
Stranger: what?
You: what what?
Stranger: fuck you
You: why?
Stranger: because you called me a
You: what are you talking about?
You: i never said that...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Oh]

Stranger: bacon
You: reddit
You: sup
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: was just reading a post about all the recent omegle posts on reddit
Stranger: its like marco polo
You: so are we going to talk about narwhals, bacon, jews, or Bill O'Reilly?
You: and same
You: I better not see you turning this conversation in
Stranger: lol no i will not be doing that
Stranger: most of them are not funny at all
You: yeah, except the pedo one
Stranger: i don't think i saw that one
Stranger: i will search it
You: just out of curiosity
You: how old are you?
You: I am 17
Stranger: i am 22
Stranger: where u from?
You: Virginia
You: the US
Stranger: sweet, myself Canada
You: nice, I am actually looking into moving there
You: unless the healthcare reform actually happens
You: and yes, Republicans are as crazy as people make them look on reddit
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: man i havn't been watching your health care reform too much but on the news last night i saw some pretty heated town hall meetings
Stranger: and our health care isn't as bad as some people try and make it look like
Stranger: i've never had a problem here at all
You: there are people like that everywhere, they organize themselves to make as much of a disturbance as possible
You: I have no healthcare because I am a foreigner and I didn't qualify
Stranger: so what happens if u get sick
Stranger: you will be hit with ridiculous bills right
You: I don't, I can't afford a visit to the doctor really
Stranger: i can't even imagine what that must be like
You: I find it ironic that republicans are willing to read the bible and all of how Jesus cares about everyone, yet they aren't willing to pay a little more to benefit society as a whole
You: I'm an atheist by the way, I jut find it funny
You: just*
Stranger: ya i totally agree with you on that one
Stranger: in Canada (i'm from Winnipeg to be specific), I have never seen any one half as crazy as the right wing christian fundys as I have seen from your country (not in real life, but on the news/tv)
Stranger: those people are fucking insane
Stranger: have u seen Jesus camp
You: I live in VA, I've driven past a religious camp before
You: pretty scary stuff
Stranger: watch the movie Jesus Camp you will be so creeped out
You: hmm, I will, I enjoyed the Bill Mayher(spelling?) movie
Stranger: Religulous?
You: Yes thats it
Stranger: I've seen part of that, it was good too\
Stranger: i should really watch the ending
Stranger: so how has Obama been received over there
Stranger: i mean everyone (including your northern neighbours) where pretty happy to see him elected
Stranger: but i hear now hes starting to lose popularity a bit
You: get this, some kid at my school thinks Dinosaurs are made up, and people just can't accept their democratically elected president
Stranger: holy shit
You: yes, don't ever move here
You: don't even visit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i've been there a few times
Stranger: just to minniapolis and north dakota
Stranger: but i would never move there
Stranger: have u ever been to canada
You: well thats nowhere near as bad, no but I want to
You: it looks pretty cool and less retarded
Stranger: i love canada
Stranger: although i have never been out of the states or canada so i haven't seen any of the world
You: same here
Stranger: although it is freezing here for like half the year especially where i live
Stranger: its pretty sweet, some parts are beautiful (bc, alberta), plus health care, marijuana laws aren't retarded, and people are for the most part very nice
You: well, I hope I can more there someday
You: but I have to go to the store so it was a nice chat
Stranger: yes you too, you are the first intelligent person i have met on omegle
Stranger: have a good day
You: oh wait, just in case you ever get bored
You: http://boyah.net/forums/index.php
You: a little forum a bud of mine runs, pretty cool community
Stranger: cool i will check it out!
You: alright, later
You: bacon be with us
Stranger: lol
Stranger: narwhals forever
Stranger: later
You: later

[Daddy]

We need a narwhal dood.

[Travis]

We need a narwhal dood.

I will make one 

[Wrench]

You: hi
You: do you like ducks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Walter]

You: hi
Stranger: Hi ^^
You: whats up
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: yeah
You: I have
Stranger: YOU HAVE?
You: yep
Stranger: YOU RACIST BASTARD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[snorkel]

I used it a few times and one of the conversationists was trying to speak chink, one just left after I said hi, and the third one stayed but there was nothing to say because I didn't know them. 

[Bushy]

Oh hey sup /b/oyah?

[Oh]

Oh hey sup /b/oyah?

no

[Bushy]

no

More likely than you think

Also, not particularly lulzy, but meh

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hellooooooo
You: Hello
Stranger: What do you need?
You: Do you know how to get to Mordor?
Stranger: Aisle 12, then make a left and continue till you see the sign
Stranger: anything else?
You: Ummm, one more thing
You: How do I reach koopa?
Stranger: Through the bridge
Stranger: and over the tunnel
You: You are a saint. Thank you good sir.

[Selkie]

Stranger: hey this is malcolm and you?
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Geno]

Selkie I miss your old avatar
CHANGE IT BACK

[Bushy]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: Will you help me with something?
Stranger: m.f?
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: sure what do you need
You: I wanna be a pokemon master but I don't have any potions. Do you have some to give me?
Stranger: are you serious
You: yes, I can't beat the elite 4 with no potions
You: All I have is Pikachi
You: 25hp
Stranger: oh no
You: Aw
You: I mean

[Chris (JayJay)]

/b/ was doing this earlier. i was that bored.