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Started by Samus Aran, August 11, 2009, 11:58:56 PM

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Samus Aran

August 11, 2009, 11:58:56 PM
http://omegle.com

Does anyone else use this sometimes? I do it if I'm really, really bored. It's nice to just have a random, totally anonymous chat.

If you have any humorous conversations there, post them here.  hocuspocus;

The artist formally known

August 11, 2009, 11:59:57 PM #1
Do people actually talk over it or is it all like people who go on and don't talk or trolls?

Daddy

August 12, 2009, 12:01:13 AM #2
This person ruined my life. baddood;


Stranger: hello
You: This hand of mine glows with an awesome power
You: its burning grip tells me to defeat you
You: TAKE THIS
You: MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW
You: SHINING FINGGERRRRR
You: pewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: No Darth Vader i will defeat u.......search for your feelings
Stranger: i am Luke Skywalker
Stranger: i will not fight Father
You: I'm a motherfucking gundamn person
You: I got a huge mecha biatch.
You: This wasn't as funny as I planned. :/
You have disconnected.

Samus Aran

August 12, 2009, 12:01:39 AM #3
Quote from: reefer on August 11, 2009, 11:59:57 PM
Do people actually talk over it or is it all like people who go on and don't talk or trolls?


Most people that I've talked to on Omegle are just on to talk. But there are lots of trolls and such, too.

Geno

August 12, 2009, 12:04:14 AM #4
You: Hey baby
Stranger: hey hey!
Stranger: so ur a guy?
You: I have a penis
You: so yes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: age?
You: But I also have a vagina
You: So
Stranger: ewwwwwww
You: Yeah it's kinda strange but you get used to it
You: I can have double orgasms
You: its awesome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

August 12, 2009, 12:11:04 AM #5
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: I WANNA BE
You: THE VERY BEST
You: LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Geno

August 12, 2009, 12:14:27 AM #6
Quote from: Kaz on August 12, 2009, 12:11:04 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: I WANNA BE
You: THE VERY BEST
You: LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OH GOD WTF I JUST DID THAT
Except the guy was typing in japanese

Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You: Oh god yes
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: lol
You: Hope that doesn't bother you
Stranger: penis?
You: Yeah
Stranger: penis?
You: Yeah
Stranger: lol
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ME##

August 12, 2009, 12:16:54 AM #7
You: Hi idk
Stranger: hi stranger :)
Stranger: m/f?
You: Creeper :|
Stranger: aaaaaaa
Stranger: creeper??
Stranger: where are u from creeper?
You: Where are you from creeper? :|

Samus Aran

August 12, 2009, 12:18:36 AM #8
Stranger: NIGGER
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: KKK'
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: FUCKING OBAMA
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: HE IS A DUMBASS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: I HATE STUPID BLACK NIGGER
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
Stranger: NIGGER
Stranger: NIGGER
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS
You: ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS

famy

August 12, 2009, 12:19:56 AM #9
Stranger: "If you're a cookie how can you talk?" you ask.

"I thought you could help!" screams the Cookie and hangs up.

Do you:

* Sing!
* Dance!
* Realize this whole story is silly and go back to sleep.
You: wat
Stranger: choose 1 2 or 3
You: no
Stranger: fine
Stranger: poope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


idk use this website to advertise and get strangers on boyah y/n

Geno

August 12, 2009, 12:26:34 AM #10
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from/
You: Your asshole
Stranger: You're an asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

August 12, 2009, 12:29:02 AM #11
Quote from: whiny bitch on August 12, 2009, 12:19:56 AM
idk use this website to advertise and get strangers on boyah y/n


Y

YYYYYYY

Geno

August 12, 2009, 12:30:14 AM #12
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: wanna get your dick wet?
Stranger: hows it goin
Stranger: sure do
Stranger: ur female?
You: No
You: I was talking about my asshole
You: It's pretty wet in there
Stranger: maybe u should go see a doctor or sumthing
You: For what?
You: My wet asshole?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats not normal
You: Oh I don't need a Doctor I already know what the problem is
Stranger: what
You: I don't wipe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Selkie

August 12, 2009, 10:21:59 AM #13
Screams internet predator

Selkie

August 12, 2009, 10:24:28 AM #14
Wow, they are no fun...

Me: o
Them: e
Me: Wap
Me: wapwapwap
Them: what
Me: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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