I have no skills that are useful whatsoever post yours you damn lurking robots. baddood;
omg me too
nothing :(
I am pretty much talentless too
The only real things I have are being able to speed read and read people pretty well saddood; but really that isn't gonna get me anywhere in life.
Lick my elbow n_u
I can warp my voice in various ways, though not all of the time. My most common one though makes me sound like a sucked in some helium. I can also do a decent Dr. M.A.D. impression.
Thinking rationally.
Being an ass.
I'm pretty much the only one in my neighborhood that can successfully use anything to do with modern technology. doodhuh;
uhh play saxophone use photoshop effectively make websites predict the future
shoot lasers from my eyes
Nothing.
Uhh... understand geopolitical military matters with specific knowledge about world military related systems and their capabilities. Allowing me to accurately plan hypothetical military operations concerning real world events, and also allowing me to receive an erection from objects other than the female body.
Quote from: Socks on August 04, 2009, 09:50:16 PM
and also allowing me to receive an erection from objects other than the female body.
you mean like the male body? doodhuh;
Quote from: psychopickle on August 04, 2009, 09:51:14 PM
you mean like the male body? doodhuh;
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2650/flybyl.jpg)
Instant boner.
Quote from: Socks on August 04, 2009, 09:55:10 PM
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2650/flybyl.jpg)
Instant boner.
yeah that's pretty sexy too i guess
"Sexy Bad" (http://www.the33tv.com/videobeta/watch/?watch=43f3568c-bc95-4b7f-aa88-415010a32a6e&src=front)
Link the General said, it's "sexy bad".
There's this weird thing I can do with my thumb. I've only known one other person my entire life who could do it. Everybody else thinks it's freaky. If I knew how to describe it, I'd look for an image. "double jointed thumb" just brings up images of a thumb with the top part bent back 90 degrees, but that's not it.
It has to do with the knuckle nearer to the base of my hand. If you lay your hand face up, I can pop my thumb knuckle upwards, and my thumb is then at a 90 degree angle to my index finger.
Be a good friend.
Sing "Stuck in a Pine Cone"
I've never been lost. :3
I can ponder everything until it makes me wish I never started thinking about anything because my mind is going crazy every second with all these conflicting ideas and different out looks on life clashing and I can't even decide if this shit is good or bad for me.
But that won't get me anywhere in life so screw it.
Quote from: coz on August 05, 2009, 09:02:59 AM
I can ponder everything until it makes me wish I never started thinking about anything because my mind is going crazy every second with all these conflicting ideas and different out looks on life clashing and I can't even decide if this shit is good or bad for me.
But that won't get me anywhere in life so screw it.
It at least spices things up, and makes life pleasurable, and appreciable, with simple observation and comprehension.
Quote from: Socks on August 05, 2009, 09:33:38 AM
It at least spices things up, and makes life pleasurable, and appreciable, with simple observation and comprehension.
...No, it's like. I'll think of something and then realize that it contradicts everything I stand for. Then I think "Hmm, but do I really stand for this?" and then one side of me is like "You gotta stand for something!" and the other side is like "Fuck no, you gotta go with the flow and not set any codes of anything". Then I consider every thing I could do and opportunities and how I could just do something completely wicked but I won't, and it's like I've got ten faces under my skin that want to get on top.
Yeah. saddood;
Quote from: coz on August 05, 2009, 09:39:35 AM
...No, it's like. I'll think of something and then realize that it contradicts everything I stand for. Then I think "Hmm, but do I really stand for this?" and then one side of me is like "You gotta stand for something!" and the other side is like "Fuck no, you gotta go with the flow and not set any codes of anything". Then I consider every thing I could do and opportunities and how I could just do something completely wicked but I won't, and it's like I've got ten faces under my skin that want to get on top.
Yeah. happydood;
Changed it for you.
Join the club. It's just a matter of perspective how you perceive that, why should anyone be predictable, life isn't either. Also, it kind of sucks sometime to see things play out over time while thinking about 'what if's' in every which way, feeling like time is running out for anything significant and fulfilling. And feeling as if your over awareness and reason of the situation puts you in this mediocre predicament, ironic, so it's easy to loathe that. But overall, especially when presented with other people, it's entertaining and interesting to observe what you think you want. Only serving to affirm that indeed this is the right way for me personally.
Well, yeah, but I'm just way too indecisive. Sometimes I really love being so whacky in the head but other times I hate it.
I just don't know.
In fact I don't know if I do or don't know.
Suck my own dick
Quote from: Kefka on August 05, 2009, 11:51:44 AM
Suck my own dick
You have to have a big one in order to do that, dear. <3
Are you saying 12" isnt big enough
Quote from: Kefka on August 05, 2009, 03:11:39 PM
Are you saying 12" isnt big enough
Aren't you Asian?
Beatbox n_u
Quote from: Liquid on August 05, 2009, 05:41:39 PM
Beatbox n_u
everybody thinks they can beatbox until they reach 11th grade
Quote from: Kaz on August 05, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
everybody thinks they can beatbox until they reach 11th grade
I'm going into my senior year. madood;
Also, many people have said they thought it sounded pleasant.