Things you can do, that people you know can't

[Oh]

 I have no skills that are useful whatsoever post yours you damn lurking robots. 

[Mettalik]

omg me too

[ME##]

nothing

[Andria]

I am pretty much talentless too

The only real things I have are being able to speed read and read people pretty well  but really that isn't gonna get me anywhere in life.

[Hiro]

Lick my elbow 

[StarPilot]

I can warp my voice in various ways, though not all of the time. My most common one though makes me sound like a sucked in some helium. I can also do a decent Dr. M.A.D. impression.

[Feynman]

Thinking rationally.

Being an ass.

[Virgule punctuation mark]

I'm pretty much the only one in my neighborhood that can successfully use anything to do with modern technology. 

[snorkel]

uhh play saxophone use photoshop effectively make websites predict the future

[psychopickle]

shoot lasers from my eyes

[Classic]

Nothing.

[Socks]

Uhh... understand geopolitical military matters with specific knowledge about world military related systems and their capabilities. Allowing me to accurately plan hypothetical military operations concerning real world events, and also allowing me to receive an erection from objects other than the female body.

[psychopickle]

and also allowing me to receive an erection from objects other than the female body.

you mean like the male body?

[Socks]

you mean like the male body?

Instant boner.

[psychopickle]

Instant boner.

yeah that's pretty sexy too i guess