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Title: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:35:19 PM
Mother: You know, I'd let you masturbate to your girlfriend on webcam.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 29, 2007, 09:38:34 PM
Your mom said that? ...wow.  psyduck;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 29, 2007, 09:39:57 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.


Get one.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: heltar on May 29, 2007, 09:41:37 PM
WHAT THE FUX

MY MOM JUST SHOWED ME A COMMERCIAL ON MENINGITIS :(
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: The artist formally known on May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
We got a webcam, she thinks I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay, damnit...

...Not exactly straight either.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: The artist formally known on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
We got a webcam, she thinks I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay, damnit...

...Not exactly straight either.
I have a webcam  shlick;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Necro on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: The artist formally known on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)

Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)

Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
That's a logitech right?

We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Houdini on May 29, 2007, 10:03:13 PM
JOHN WHEN YOU GO ON THE INTERNET DO YOU LOOK AT PORN
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Zack777 on May 29, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR  awesome;
Dad: I will crush you  burned;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: heltar on May 29, 2007, 10:20:47 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 29, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR  awesome;
Dad: I will crush you  burned;


thje fuck?
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: luna on May 29, 2007, 10:51:30 PM
My dad told me we where "dangerously close" before.  gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk;

I haven't been back there since.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: heltar on May 29, 2007, 10:52:07 PM
No you can NOT show ANYONE pictures of the media room,  they will come and STEAL IT


want some raisins?
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: The artist formally known on May 29, 2007, 11:42:05 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)

Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
That's a logitech right?

We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.
It was $20, quality isn't that great but I've only used it for like six hours all together.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 06:17:52 AM
Quote from: Zack777 on May 29, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR  awesome;
Dad: I will crush you  burned;
You're a fucking idiot, Zack. Get out.
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 11:42:05 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)

Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
That's a logitech right?

We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.
It was $20, quality isn't that great but I've only used it for like six hours all together.
Ah, I see. I plan on using this thing lots. It's got all sorts of cool MSN shits with it.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.


Wtf... psyduck;

I hate your parents.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: FAMY2 on May 30, 2007, 11:28:06 AM
Quote from: steal on May 29, 2007, 10:40:42 PM
"Do you enjoy making everyone in your life hate you so much they want to tear you to pieces?"
sweat;



We don't hate you.  wub;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.


Wtf... psyduck;

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 30, 2007, 12:10:43 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.


Wtf... psyduck;

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;


  Dude, forget your [parents.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Feynman on May 30, 2007, 12:22:44 PM
The weirdest thing I ever heard from my parents was from my mother when she was mocking Eminem by singing "Ass Like That" very badly. Aside from that, my parents are normal.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: superclucky on May 30, 2007, 12:23:52 PM
Mom: "WHAT? YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILLS? EVERY KID YOUR AGE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT!"

She told me that when I was 8 years old.  powerofone;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 30, 2007, 12:37:37 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.


Wtf... psyduck;

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;


I think I would've tried to move out by now, myself. I have zero tolerance for people like your parents.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 12:49:26 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 30, 2007, 12:22:44 PM
The weirdest thing I ever heard from my parents was from my mother when she was mocking Eminem by singing "Ass Like That" very badly. Aside from that, my parents are normal.
My mother does that all the time.
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 12:37:37 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.


Wtf... psyduck;

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;


I think I would've tried to move out by now, myself. I have zero tolerance for people like your parents.

Tried to run away twice. FAILED. Then they gave me this bullshit that they love me.

I told them I wanted to move out. They said no.
So I did move out, they found me at my friend's house.

I'm stuck here until I'm 18. It's only until January, so I think I'll live.  flower;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Himu on May 30, 2007, 02:27:43 PM
Mom: I cant believe you fought someone at school! argh; *slaps me*  Did you win? flower;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Riosan on May 30, 2007, 02:29:27 PM
Mom: You'll really use Geometry/Biology/History/Spanish/Health/any other class in the real world!
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: Bushy on May 30, 2007, 02:38:14 PM
Mom: P.J.! Why the hell is there a turtle in this house?

Me: It's my pet, remember, Shelly?

Mom: Oh, Well keep it away from me.

She bought me that turtle not a even a week before that. psyduck;
Title: Re: Weirdest shit your parents tell you.
Post by: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 04:38:19 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 30, 2007, 02:38:14 PM
Mom: P.J.! Why the hell is there a turtle in this house?

Me: It's my pet, remember, Shelly?

Mom: Oh, Well keep it away from me.

She bought me that turtle not a even a week before that. psyduck;
WEll, maybe she never wanted to in the first place? Also, you put something in.