Mother: You know, I'd let you masturbate to your girlfriend on webcam.
Your mom said that? ...wow. psyduck;
She thinks I have one.
WHAT THE FUX
MY MOM JUST SHOWED ME A COMMERCIAL ON MENINGITIS :(
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
We got a webcam, she thinks I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay, damnit...
...Not exactly straight either.
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
We got a webcam, she thinks I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay, damnit...
...Not exactly straight either.
I have a webcam shlick;
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)
Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)
Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
That's a logitech right?
We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.
JOHN WHEN YOU GO ON THE INTERNET DO YOU LOOK AT PORN
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR awesome;
Dad: I will crush you burned;
Quote from: Zack777 on May 29, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR awesome;
Dad: I will crush you burned;
thje fuck?
My dad told me we where "dangerously close" before. gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk;
I haven't been back there since.
No you can NOT show ANYONE pictures of the media room, they will come and STEAL IT
want some raisins?
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)
Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
That's a logitech right?
We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.
It was $20, quality isn't that great but I've only used it for like six hours all together.
Quote from: Zack777 on May 29, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR awesome;
Dad: I will crush you burned;
You're a fucking idiot, Zack. Get out.
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 11:42:05 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1945/cimg2244xz1.jpg)
Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
That's a logitech right?
We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.
It was $20, quality isn't that great but I've only used it for like six hours all together.
Ah, I see. I plan on using this thing lots. It's got all sorts of cool MSN shits with it.
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.
Wtf... psyduck;
I hate your parents.
Quote from: steal on May 29, 2007, 10:40:42 PM
"Do you enjoy making everyone in your life hate you so much they want to tear you to pieces?"
sweat;
We don't hate you. wub;
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.
Wtf... psyduck;
I hate your parents.
It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.
Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.
So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course. flower;
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.
Wtf... psyduck;
I hate your parents.
It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.
Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.
So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course. flower;
Dude, forget your [parents.
The weirdest thing I ever heard from my parents was from my mother when she was mocking Eminem by singing "Ass Like That" very badly. Aside from that, my parents are normal.
Mom: "WHAT? YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILLS? EVERY KID YOUR AGE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT!"
She told me that when I was 8 years old. powerofone;
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.
Wtf... psyduck;
I hate your parents.
It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.
Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.
So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course. flower;
I think I would've tried to move out by now, myself. I have zero tolerance for people like your parents.
Quote from: Bassir on May 30, 2007, 12:22:44 PM
The weirdest thing I ever heard from my parents was from my mother when she was mocking Eminem by singing "Ass Like That" very badly. Aside from that, my parents are normal.
My mother does that all the time.
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 12:37:37 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 11:48:19 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 30, 2007, 10:33:24 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:52:03 AM
Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.
Wtf... psyduck;
I hate your parents.
It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.
Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.
So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course. flower;
I think I would've tried to move out by now, myself. I have zero tolerance for people like your parents.
Tried to run away twice. FAILED. Then they gave me this bullshit that they love me.
I told them I wanted to move out. They said no.
So I did move out, they found me at my friend's house.
I'm stuck here until I'm 18. It's only until January, so I think I'll live. flower;
Mom: I cant believe you fought someone at school! argh; *slaps me* Did you win? flower;
Mom: You'll really use Geometry/Biology/History/Spanish/Health/any other class in the real world!
Mom: P.J.! Why the hell is there a turtle in this house?
Me: It's my pet, remember, Shelly?
Mom: Oh, Well keep it away from me.
She bought me that turtle not a even a week before that. psyduck;
Quote from: Bushybrow on May 30, 2007, 02:38:14 PM
Mom: P.J.! Why the hell is there a turtle in this house?
Me: It's my pet, remember, Shelly?
Mom: Oh, Well keep it away from me.
She bought me that turtle not a even a week before that. psyduck;
WEll, maybe she never wanted to in the first place? Also, you put something in.