Weirdest shit your parents tell you.

[heltar]

No you can NOT show ANYONE pictures of the media room,  they will come and STEAL IT


want some raisins?

[The artist formally known]

I have a webcam  shlick;

Pics or it didn't happen. cop;

Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.

That's a logitech right?

We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.

It was $20, quality isn't that great but I've only used it for like six hours all together.

[SBKT]

Mom: IMA SUPER STAR  awesome;
Dad: I will crush you  burned;

You're a fucking idiot, Zack. Get out.

I have a webcam  shlick;

Pics or it didn't happen. cop;

Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.

That's a logitech right?

We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.

It was $20, quality isn't that great but I've only used it for like six hours all together.

Ah, I see. I plan on using this thing lots. It's got all sorts of cool MSN shits with it.

[ClassicTyler]

Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.

[Samus Aran]

Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.

Wtf...

I hate your parents.

[FAMY2]

"Do you enjoy making everyone in your life hate you so much they want to tear you to pieces?"
sweat;

We don't hate you. 

[ClassicTyler]

Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.

Wtf...

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;

[MARIOMANIAC21]

Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.

Wtf...

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;

  Dude, forget your [parents.

[Feynman]

The weirdest thing I ever heard from my parents was from my mother when she was mocking Eminem by singing "Ass Like That" very badly. Aside from that, my parents are normal.

[superclucky]

Mom: "WHAT? YOU CAN'T PAY THE BILLS? EVERY KID YOUR AGE KNOWS HOW TO DO THAT!"

She told me that when I was 8 years old. 

[Samus Aran]

Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.

Wtf...

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;

I think I would've tried to move out by now, myself. I have zero tolerance for people like your parents.

[SBKT]

The weirdest thing I ever heard from my parents was from my mother when she was mocking Eminem by singing "Ass Like That" very badly. Aside from that, my parents are normal.

My mother does that all the time.

[ClassicTyler]

Mom: That's not a Gay game, is it?
Me: No. It's Mario.

Wtf...

I hate your parents.

It gets worse. I was playing Elebits and my Mom was about to turn it off.
The only game she doesn't get mad at is Chibi-Robo.

Mom: Maybe playing that game will teach you a lesson about being straight and cleaning up.
(Because the Dad and Mom are married.) What's funny, though, is my Mom and dad are the exact same as the game. They constantly fight.

So. She wants me to be miserable with money problems. Instead of me being my happy self, of course.  flower;

I think I would've tried to move out by now, myself. I have zero tolerance for people like your parents.

Tried to run away twice. FAILED. Then they gave me this bullshit that they love me.

I told them I wanted to move out. They said no.
So I did move out, they found me at my friend's house.

I'm stuck here until I'm 18. It's only until January, so I think I'll live.  flower;

[Himu]

Mom: I cant believe you fought someone at school! *slaps me*  Did you win? flower;

[Riosan]

Mom: You'll really use Geometry/Biology/History/Spanish/Health/any other class in the real world!