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Started by SBKT, May 29, 2007, 09:35:19 PM

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SBKT

May 29, 2007, 09:35:19 PM
Mother: You know, I'd let you masturbate to your girlfriend on webcam.

Samus Aran

May 29, 2007, 09:38:34 PM #1
Your mom said that? ...wow.  psyduck;

SBKT

May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM #2
She thinks I have one.

Samus Aran

May 29, 2007, 09:39:57 PM #3
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.


Get one.

heltar

May 29, 2007, 09:41:37 PM #4
WHAT THE FUX

MY MOM JUST SHOWED ME A COMMERCIAL ON MENINGITIS :(

The artist formally known

May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM #5
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?

SBKT

May 29, 2007, 09:48:20 PM #6
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
We got a webcam, she thinks I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay, damnit...

...Not exactly straight either.

The artist formally known

May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM #7
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:42:58 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
She thinks I have one.
A girlfriend, a webcam, or a masturbate?
We got a webcam, she thinks I have a girlfriend. I'm not gay, damnit...

...Not exactly straight either.
I have a webcam  shlick;

Necro

May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM #8
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;
You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is Necro

The artist formally known

May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM #9
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;


Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.

SBKT

May 29, 2007, 09:58:05 PM #10
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: General Grievous on May 29, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 29, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
I have a webcam  shlick;
Pics or it didn't happen. cop;


Older picture but it's in there, above monitor, below printer, on the left.
That's a logitech right?

We just got a Microsoft Lifecam VX-1000.

Houdini

May 29, 2007, 10:03:13 PM #11
JOHN WHEN YOU GO ON THE INTERNET DO YOU LOOK AT PORN

Zack777

May 29, 2007, 10:15:03 PM #12
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR  awesome;
Dad: I will crush you  burned;

heltar

May 29, 2007, 10:20:47 PM #13
Quote from: Zack777 on May 29, 2007, 10:15:03 PM
Mom: IMA SUPER STAR  awesome;
Dad: I will crush you  burned;


thje fuck?

luna

May 29, 2007, 10:51:30 PM #14
My dad told me we where "dangerously close" before.  gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk; gonk;

I haven't been back there since.
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