Poll
Question:
Huh?
Option 1: First Base
votes: 9
Option 2: Second Base
votes: 4
Option 3: Third Base
votes: 3
Option 4: Home Run
votes: 11
Option 5: Haven't even hit first...
votes: 17
So after the one thread about when we all learned about sex and sexual things. I decided to make this thread.
You don't have to talk about it, just vote! giggle;
I've kissed a girl. I'm halfway to first. spam;
why don't you go first, chad
ground ball past the shortstop BUT HE MAKES A DIVING SNAG AND THROWS TO FIRST
OH WOW WHAT A PLAY
that far
I made it into the stadium once... baddood;
never been near a base though lol
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 25, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
I made it into the stadium once... baddood;
never been near a base though lol
tectron made it to first
but oh wait! it looks like the team is going to replace tec with a pinch runner!
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 25, 2009, 03:38:10 PM
why don't you go first, chad
he has a girlfriend remember but she's invisible.
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 04:08:54 PM
he has a girlfriend remember but she's invisible.
Dude, you are a fucking idiot. You can ask anyone on her who is friends with me on facebook (JMV, Veal, and some other people) I have a girlfriend.
How dare you say I don't have a girlfriend, you were the one who pretended to be someone else for the longest time. Which is pretty lame if you ask me.
Nothing. goowan
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 25, 2009, 04:22:59 PM
Dude, you are a fucking idiot. You can ask anyone on her who is friends with me on facebook (JMV, Veal, and some other people) I have a girlfriend.
How dare you say I don't have a girlfriend, you were the one who pretended to be someone else for the longest time. Which is pretty lame if you ask me.
HOW DARE YOU GENO
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED
I'm pretty sure most people who make it to second base just keep on going after that.
I don't really know what the bases mean
but just kissing and touching
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 25, 2009, 04:22:59 PM
Dude, you are a fucking idiot. You can ask anyone on her who is friends with me on facebook (JMV, Veal, and some other people) I have a girlfriend.
How dare you say I don't have a girlfriend, you were the one who pretended to be someone else for the longest time. Which is pretty lame if you ask me.
I smell a fight!
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 25, 2009, 04:22:59 PM
Which is pretty lame if you ask me.
It's lame if you ask anyone.
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 04:08:54 PM
he has a girlfriend remember but she's invisible.
This is really funny coming from you of all people.
Um like between first and second base.. Idk can somebody define what all the bases are?
From my understanding its:
First: Make out
Second: Handjob/Fingering
Third: Oral
HOMERUNN: Vaginal
Is that right?
A diagonal cut to 2nd base with my friends.
Nothing with the ladies, though.
Quote from: CutLess on February 25, 2009, 05:15:58 PM
A diagonal cut to 2nd base with my friends.
Nothing with the ladies, though.
Is it common to have circlejerks?
Quote from: Raekewn on February 25, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Is it common to have circlejerks?
Wait, I thought that was third base. doodhuh;
I'm not getting to third until marriage with this one. Do I dump her?
Quote from: Tri4se on February 25, 2009, 04:25:51 PM
HOW DARE YOU GENO
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED
OH GAWD I KNOW
IF HAUNTED IS ASHAMED EVERY1 SHULD BE
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 05:28:13 PM
OH GAWD I KNOW
IF HAUNTED IS ASHAMED EVERY1 SHULD BE
wow you really suck at this
Quote from: David on February 25, 2009, 05:05:52 PM
This is really funny coming from you of all people.
Um like between first and second base.. Idk can somebody define what all the bases are?
From my understanding its:
First: Make out
Second: Handjob/Fingering
Third: Oral
HOMERUNN: Vaginal
Is that right?
i thought second base had to do with breasts lol n_u
Quote from: CutLess on February 25, 2009, 05:21:26 PM
Wait, I thought that was third base. doodhuh;
To add context, here's my complete understanding of the bases:
First base - At most a kiss on the lips.
Second base - At most a feel of the breasts.
Third base - Anything between second and home.
Home - Sex.
I've had sex.
I've decided to wait. It's fun, but I want to wait for my prince charming. giggle;
I don't even know what the bases mean; I'm forgetful. giggle;
Quote from: Probably Felt on February 25, 2009, 05:46:38 PM
I don't even know what the bases mean; I'm forgetful. giggle;
They seem to change each time I hear them.
I started picking up chairs and throwing them out on the field if you know what i mean
Quote from: Lotos on February 25, 2009, 05:47:27 PM
They seem to change each time I hear them.
I know. ;___;
The bases to me are as follows:
1st: French kiss
2nd: Boobs come out
3rd: Oral/handjobs
Home Run: Sex obviously
I've gotten to second.
im currently rounding first
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 05:53:54 PM
The bases to me are as follows:
1st: French kiss
2nd: Boobs come out
3rd: Oral/handjobs
Home Run: Sex obviously
I've gotten to second.
oh yeah right ypr.
you're probably a whore.
Home run, exactly 5 times.
So yeah I don't have that much experience but I'm getting there. baddood;
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:04:08 PM
i think he's just lieing to all of us..
yeah, I just come to boyah because it's the only place I can go without being swarmed by gorgeous women n_u
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
yeah, I just come to boyah because it's the only place I can go without being swarmed by gorgeous women n_u
this is the internet.
this has nothing to do with reality.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:08:19 PM
this is the internet.
this has nothing to do with reality.
An obligatory "the internet is serious fucking business". Especially if you don't have a social life akudood;
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:08:19 PM
this is the internet.
this has nothing to do with reality.
right
we just come here to pretend to be stuff we aren't
Uh, once I had a girlfriend, but we didn't kiss.
I'm not sure what you would call that.
hey guys i'm a virgin n_u
Quote from: Trevor on February 25, 2009, 06:14:26 PM
hey guys i'm a virgin n_u
you ate your girlfriend out on a slide in a kid's playground doodthing;
Quote from: ZAK on February 25, 2009, 06:17:16 PM
you ate your girlfriend out on a slide in a kid's playground doodthing;
That isn't sex.
also what do i pick?
Quote from: Lozal. on February 25, 2009, 06:10:38 PM
Uh, once I had a girlfriend, but we didn't kiss.
I'm not sure what you would call that.
probably just a friend i would call it.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 25, 2009, 06:10:03 PM
right
we just come here to pretend to be stuff we aren't
you never really know.
Quote from: ZAK on February 25, 2009, 06:17:16 PM
you ate your girlfriend out on a slide in a kid's playground doodthing;
this is probably the greatest post i have ever read on this website thus far.
Quote from: Raekewn on February 25, 2009, 06:17:53 PM
That isn't sex.
also what do i pick?
i was bringing it up because it makes it highly unlikely that he hasn't gone further
Quote from: ZAK on February 25, 2009, 06:20:42 PM
i was bringing it up because it makes it highly unlikely that he hasn't gone further
i remember his thread about losing his virginity and it getting deleted or some shit back on powerspike
Never even up to bat.
Maybe, just MAYBE I got close to being on deck one time...
When did this place turn into govteen?
Quote from: Selkie on February 25, 2009, 06:28:44 PM
Never even up to bat.
Maybe, just MAYBE I got close to being on deck one time...
I like to go in the batting cage
Quote from: Slim on February 25, 2009, 06:32:01 PM
When did this place turn into govteen?
what's a penis
Quote from: Raekewn on February 25, 2009, 06:17:53 PM
That isn't sex.
also what do i pick?
I dunno, but you and LCK both got farther than I.
hey can i get a hot dog over here
Quote from: ZAK on February 25, 2009, 06:17:16 PM
you ate your girlfriend out on a slide in a kid's playground doodthing;
i performed oral on my ex down on the wheelchair ramp outside the old city hall once baddood;
guy i went down on my gf and when i was done she posted about it on boyah FML
So today I logged on to Boyah and read various things that people had posted. FML
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:19:42 PM
this is probably the greatest post i have ever read on this website thus far.
i know right
Quote from: ZAK on February 25, 2009, 06:17:16 PM
you ate your girlfriend out on a slide in a kid's playground doodthing;
n_u
Quote from: Lotos on February 25, 2009, 06:35:15 PM
I dunno, but you and LCK both got farther than I.
i've been all the way multiple times
Don't worry about it. I keep everything personal.
Call me Hank Aaron.
Wrench raped me.
Quote from: Fredo on February 25, 2009, 07:31:18 PM
Call me Hank Aaron.
have you had sex exactly 755 times?
Quote from: Raekewn on February 25, 2009, 06:17:53 PM
That isn't sex.
also what do i pick?
the last one you sicko ;)
I've never had anybody show romantic interest in me. n_u
I've hugged a few girls before and that's the furthest I've gone.
Ezlo was my first...and last. :(
Quote from: steal on February 25, 2009, 07:48:15 PM
dick suck
lolwut
i don't remember you telling us about this
Silly Steal. I didn't think you had it in you. giggle;
I DUN UNDERSTAND ALL THIS BASEBALL TALK baddood;
Quote from: Monsieur Pamplemousse on February 25, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
I DUN UNDERSTAND ALL THIS BASEBALL TALK baddood;
Well, maybe when you're older. giggle;
Quote from: Monsieur Pamplemousse on February 25, 2009, 08:12:15 PM
I DUN UNDERSTAND ALL THIS BASEBALL TALK baddood;
dod you see that wicket? baddood;
what is with you people and parks.
children play there for christ's sake.
have you never heard of a room.
or at least a place where children don't play..
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:13:05 PM
Well, maybe when you're older. giggle;
Okay, I'll wait like a good boy. giggle;
base on balls
Quote from: Monsieur Pamplemousse on February 25, 2009, 08:15:16 PM
Okay, I'll wait like a good boy. giggle;
Don't you like being a naughty boy? ;)
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:16:09 PM
Don't you like being a naughty boy? ;)
IT'S A HOLY DAY, TYLER! baddood;
I'm only naughty all other days of the year. :3
Quote from: Monsieur Pamplemousse on February 25, 2009, 08:18:06 PM
IT'S A HOLY DAY, TYLER! baddood;
I'm only naughty all other days of the year. :3
Wednesday=Sunday?
When you live a life like mine, there is NO holy day. ;)
Come with me, Hippo. I'll take you to a land where we can HONK HONK all day. hocuspocus;
i got beaned
Today is Ash Wednesday, Tyler.
Quote from: Fredo on February 25, 2009, 08:20:00 PM
Today is Ash Wednesday, Tyler.
I'M NOT CATHOLIC. giggle;
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
Come with me, Hippo. I'll take you to a land where we can HONK HONK all day. hocuspocus;
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2599/quebec.jpg)
hocuspocus;
Okay, but you asked.
Quote from: Fredo on February 25, 2009, 08:21:44 PM
Okay, but you asked.
Thanks for filling me in. I love you in a non-homoerotic way, Fredo. giggle;
Quote from: Thyme on February 25, 2009, 08:21:31 PM
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2599/quebec.jpg)
hocuspocus;
'SCUSE ME SIR, I WAS TALKING ABOUT TEXAS.
I should have gone to Church today, but I slept through all the masses saddood;
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 08:22:49 PM
I should have gone to Church today, but I slept through all the masses saddood;
it's not even fun.
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:22:40 PM
Thanks for filling me in. I love you in a non-homoerotic way, Fredo.
You're welcome.
And I'm not firmly in your grasp. baddood;
Quote from: Fredo on February 25, 2009, 08:25:03 PM
You're welcome.
And I'm not firmly in your grasp. baddood;
You only think, Mr. Fredo.
I get my way. I always have my way.
My way, or no way.
Toodles. giggle;
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 09:42:46 PM
well that's not really the point
lacey likes to start communion fights and pelt the old ladies with the body of Christ akudood;
Quote from: Lozal. on February 25, 2009, 06:10:38 PM
Uh, once I had a girlfriend, but we didn't kiss.
I'm not sure what you would call that.
wat
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 08:22:49 PM
I should have gone to Church today, but I slept through all the masses saddood;
ATHEIST
Quote from: Brooks on February 26, 2009, 08:58:29 AM
lacey likes to start communion fights and pelt the old ladies with the body of Christ akudood;
maybe.
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 09:42:46 PM
well that's not really the point
my church is boring, so i stopped going.
i was even teaching a sunday schoolclass then i just stopped showing up.
I can't even find the city the stadium is in. baddood;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 26, 2009, 09:10:53 AM
ATHEIST
Well I'm giving up playing my suitemate's Xbox for Lent to slightly make up for it n_u
Quote from: YPR on February 26, 2009, 10:52:55 AM
Well I'm giving up playing my suitemate's Xbox for Lent to slightly make up for it n_u
What are you, evil? baddood;
Quote from: YPR on February 26, 2009, 10:52:55 AM
Well I'm giving up playing my suitemate's Xbox for Lent to slightly make up for it n_u
is lent not like 40 days long?
It seems we have enough people to make our own baseball team yes;
Quote from: Tri4se on February 26, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
It seems we have enough people to make our own baseball team yes;
Can I pitch? yes;
Quote from: YPR on February 26, 2009, 02:24:08 PM
It's 40 days, yeah
yeah my mom was like you should give something up blah blah.
and i was like i have nothing to give up except my computer.
and she was like do it,
and i was like sdghsldfkg you..
Quote from: lacette on February 26, 2009, 02:50:59 PM
yeah my mom was like you should give something up blah blah.
and i was like i have nothing to give up except my computer.
and she was like do it,
and i was like sdghsldfkg you..
You could give up soda or some sort of junk food
Quote from: YPR on February 26, 2009, 03:24:06 PM
You could give up soda or some sort of junk food
i barely ever drink pop.
so i guess i'll give that up.
i thought the point was to give up something you would miss
Quote from: Skylark on February 26, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
i thought the point was to give up something you would miss
i thought so too
Quote from: Skylark on February 26, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
i thought the point was to give up something you would miss
i would give up my dead feather collection ;___;
though I wouldn't really miss it because its been untouched for years.
Quote from: Probably Felt on February 26, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
i would give up my dead feather collection ;___;
though I wouldn't really miss it because its been untouched for years.
I guess the biggest inconvenience would be to give up pears.
Quote from: Skylark on February 26, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
i thought the point was to give up something you would miss
It is
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 26, 2009, 04:47:20 PM
i thought so too
you're correct
Quote from: lacette on February 26, 2009, 04:40:48 PM
i barely ever drink pop.
so i guess i'll give that up.
give up weed akudood;
Quote from: YPR on February 26, 2009, 04:56:59 PM
give up weed akudood;
i was actually going to suggest that to her
also inb4 'no way mann..'
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 26, 2009, 04:59:34 PM
i was actually going to suggest that to her
also inb4 'no way mann..'
that suggestion is far too intenssse
Quote from: YPR on February 26, 2009, 04:56:59 PM
It isyou're correctgive up weed akudood;
well i can if it doesn't interfere with 4:20.
Quote from: lacette on February 26, 2009, 07:10:40 PM
well i can if it doesn't interfere with 4:20.
Well Easter is on 13 April, so it wouldn't.
$5 says Lacey won't make it.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 26, 2009, 07:16:39 PM
What an easy bet to win. n_u
That's reason my price is low. n_u
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 26, 2009, 07:13:21 PM
Well Easter is on 13 April, so it wouldn't.
well i can do it then.
it's only a month and a bit.
Tell your mom, I'm sure she'll be very proud. giggle;
Quote from: Brooks on February 26, 2009, 07:25:27 PM
Tell your mom, I'm sure she'll be very proud. giggle;
More like
"woah lacey
thats intenssssse
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
lol she wouldn't care.
she would just be like that's funny.
my mom doesn't talk anything like me..
Do you actually speak the way you type?
How did this go from people revealing their sexual ineptitude to what we're giving up for Lent to wondering if Lacey sounds as dumb as she types.
I blame Tyler.
Quote from: Fredo on February 26, 2009, 08:08:28 PM
How did this go from people revealing their sexual ineptitude to what we're giving up for Lent to wondering if Lacey sounds as dumb as she types.
I blame Tyler.
I looked at the topic and I have concluded that it was in fact Hippopotame who got us off topic. baddood;
Sorry Fredo.
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SLAPPING YOUR PENIS IN MY FACE ALL THE TIME, I WOULDN'T TRY AND FIND RELIGIOUS COMFORT.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 26, 2009, 08:10:43 PM
I looked at the topic and I have concluded that it was in fact Hippopotame who got us off topic. baddood;
But we love Hippo. <3
I said I blame Tyler. baddood;
Everything is his fault, he enjoys meddling. He's evil and conniving.
But I love him.
Fredo. cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Veal on February 25, 2009, 04:27:51 PM
I'm pretty sure most people who make it to second base just keep on going after that.
i personally got out at third :(
Other than going to a strip club once (which doesn't count), the farthest I've ever been with a girl is getting a kiss on the cheek from a girl when I was about 5.
Quote from: Dean Martin on February 27, 2009, 07:42:09 AM
Other than going to a strip club once (which doesn't count), the farthest I've ever been with a girl is getting a kiss on the cheek from a girl when I was about 5.
baddood;
Some of you need to socialize with women
Quote from: Dean Martin on February 27, 2009, 07:42:09 AM
Other than going to a strip club once (which doesn't count), the farthest I've ever been with a girl is getting a kiss on the cheek from a girl when I was about 5.
if you give me ten dollars i'll get my friend to have sex with you..
Quote from: Geno on February 27, 2009, 01:10:13 PM
baddood;
Some of you need to socialize with women
yea listen to geno he's a real ladies man
Quote from: lacette on February 27, 2009, 01:21:30 PM
if you give me ten dollars i'll get my friend to have sex with you..
well, i only have a toonie
Quote from: lacette on February 27, 2009, 01:21:30 PM
if you give me ten dollars i'll get my friend to have sex with you..
so your friend is a prostitute
Quote from: lacette on February 27, 2009, 01:48:06 PM
i thought you liked boys?
Nope, can't say that I'm fond of little boys.
Quote from: lacette on February 27, 2009, 01:52:58 PM
nope.
so you have sex with random guys for free
that's pretty sad
So does this mean that I would be batting clean-up?
Quote from: Trevor on February 27, 2009, 01:54:37 PM
so you have sex with random guys for free
that's pretty sad
i don't have sex with random guys period..
where are you getting this from, this has nothing to do with me..
i said my friend would fuck him..
Quote from: lacette on February 27, 2009, 02:10:06 PM
i don't have sex with random guys period..
where are you getting this from, this has nothing to do with me..
i said my friend would fuck him..
oh so you are a prostitute
Quote from: Trevor on February 27, 2009, 01:43:31 PM
yea listen to geno he's a real ladies man
More than alot of people here
I don't really understand bases, but of course I have kissed someone before. And if it counts I felt my friends boobs once in a no homo kind of way.
Quote from: Fredo on February 27, 2009, 02:44:45 PM
Oh God.
i know it's a terrible phrase, but i always say it. :(
Quote from: Cyanide on February 27, 2009, 02:42:49 PM
I don't really understand bases, but of course I have kissed someone before. And if it counts I felt my friends boobs once in a no homo kind of way.
it happens.
Quote from: Cyanide on February 27, 2009, 02:46:10 PM
i know it's a terrible phrase, but i always say it. :(
Not to mention it's ancient.
Quote from: Cyanide on February 27, 2009, 02:46:10 PM
i know it's a terrible phrase, but i always say it. :(
I always thought that was assumed between girls
Quote from: lacette on February 27, 2009, 01:21:30 PM
if you give me ten dollars i'll get my friend to have sex with you..
no thank you
i'll get a girl the real way. eventually
Quote from: lacette on February 27, 2009, 01:21:30 PM
if you give me ten dollars i'll get my friend to have sex with you..
pimping now are we? baddood;
BA BE NICE. lol
yes miss rae wariodood;
dude one time in the lunch line my friend was like lemme see your hand so i showed him and he took it and touched a girls ass with it doodthing;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 26, 2009, 09:09:02 AM
wat
...lol
at first i thought this only said same sex
if i would have seen the "opposite" i would have voted 2nd
it was pretty cool
Third base, but then I realized I was missing Scrubs and slapped the bitch off me.
Quote from: Cyanide on February 27, 2009, 02:42:49 PM
I don't really understand bases, but of course I have kissed someone before. And if it counts I felt my friends boobs once in a no homo kind of way.
Girls don't need to call no homo. They can flip flop freely and not be considered gay.
Quote from: Geno on February 27, 2009, 02:39:38 PM
Reading the posts in this thread proves it lol
Oh god lol
I mean seriously lol
I'm more of a ladies man than Geno. n_u
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 28, 2009, 08:11:14 AM
I'm more of a ladies man than Geno. n_u
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 28, 2009, 09:03:23 AM
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
What are you saying? yes;
:/
Not in the way you'd like.
Quote from: Veal on February 28, 2009, 09:19:10 AM
Not in the way you'd like.
I don't conduct in such behavior with clients.
well that's good that you aren't conducting in your behavior because i don't think i could handle a shock-job right now.
Oh you. n_u
Guys, stop being gay.
would veal like a heat-job instead
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 28, 2009, 08:11:14 AM
I'm more of a ladies man than Geno. n_u
since when are you straight