So my little sister is in 4th grade and she came home, ate, and then went up to her room to play with her stuffed animals. Her room is close to mine so I can hear her shrill voice a lot. What I caught in my ear though, shocked me. She made one of her animals say "you have a big boner lets have sex doggy style". I confronted her and asked where she heard those words from, and she said her classmates. Wow.
Her 4th grade class is also retarded (my mom says they barely know the multiplication table) yet they know stuff like this. I didn't hear about the sexual world until I was like in 7th and 8th. I guess kids are becoming more stupid each day. huhdoodame;
When did you first learn about most sexual things?
About doggystyle? possibly 9th grade?
I was about your sister's age when I started hearing about stuff like that, but that was mostly just because my stepbrother was four years older and a bad influence on me.
i was in like third grade
what else can we talk about in a shitty little hick town
Quote from: Trevor on February 24, 2009, 06:57:57 PM
i was in like third grade
what else can we talk about in a shitty little hick town
This times ten.
All my classes were well-behaved and under control, so I didn't hear anything like that at all. I had to learn about it myself, and I did after 6th grade.
We educationally learned about "sexual intercourse" during a health class we had in 4th grade, but I never understood what the teacher was talking about. All we did in that class was draw what AIDS looked like—and I just drew white blood cells as power rangers and the HIV as the villains getting their ass kicked.
I didn't even know how gay people had sex until like 10th grade n_u
Oh god Aubrey. giggle;
Some kid named Derek told me what a vagina was in 6th grade, even though I kept telling him to shut up >.<
He also used to stare at me with pedophile "im gonna rape you" eyes, so I guess he just had problems or something :\
Doggy style I learned about in maybe 7th or 8th.
I can't remember really lol, maybe the summer before eighth grade? n_u
Quote from: YPR on February 24, 2009, 07:00:42 PM
I didn't even know how gay people had sex until like 10th grade n_u
I thought gay was a synonym for retarded until my friend told me in 7th. I also thought they had sex by pissing in eachothers asses. bassir;
OH GOD HIME. akudood;
tyler makes a gay sex education thread yes/no
I am not a retard :'(
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:03:34 PM
I thought gay was a synonym for retarded until my friend told me in 7th. I also thought they had sex by pissing in eachothers asses. bassir;
I knew what gay meant from the moment I heard it, which took a while too because i was in catholic school... I just thought they jerked each other off and did oral, I didn't even think about the bum
on the subject of fagness, I learned about penis fencing in 7th grade akudood;
I knew about that stuff younger than that. akudood; akudood;
:'(
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:04:34 PM
OH GOD HIME. akudood;
tyler makes a gay sex education thread y/n
Can you blame me? People toss around the word "gay" more than using "stupid" or "idiot" akudood;
It is sad how "gay" became a synonym for bad situations. :(
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:03:34 PM
I thought gay was a synonym for retarded until my friend told me in 7th. I also thought they had sex by pissing in eachothers asses. bassir;
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:04:34 PM
OH GOD HIME. akudood;
tyler makes a gay sex education thread yes/no
I am not a retard :'(
oh god lol hime, tyler
Quote from: YPR on February 24, 2009, 06:54:20 PM
About doggystyle? possibly 9th grade?
What the shit? 9th grade?
Is it normal to learn about all of this stuff in middle and high school?
Is my learning about it during the first half of elementary school wrong? :'(
Quote from: YPR on February 24, 2009, 07:05:09 PM
I knew what gay meant from the moment I heard it, which took a while too because i was in catholic school... I just thought they jerked each other off and did oral, I didn't even think about the bum
You idiot, we're not lesbians. akudood;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:07:30 PM
What the shit? 9th grade?
Is it normal to learn about all of this stuff in middle and high school?
Is my learning about it during the first half of elementary school wrong? :'(
School must have been a very exhilarating experience for you.
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:07:30 PM
What the shit? 9th grade?
Is it normal to learn about all of this stuff in middle and high school?
Is my learning about it during the first half of elementary school wrong? :'(
Yes. YES, IT'S OKAY TO LEARN THAT STUFF EARLY
FUCK YOU'RE ASKING TWO DIFFERENT QUESTIONS IN THE SAME POST
My best friend up until high school (who was also my cousin) had 5 older siblings. we learned things at a very young age.We cybered for fun with random guys in random chats on aol. We let them know our real age, 10-12. They didn't mind >.>
By 6th grade I was watching more porn than a high school boy. And by a high school boy I mean a nerdy, horny high school boy unable to get sex.
Oh god I wish that story wasn't true. saddood;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:07:30 PM
What the shit? 9th grade?
Is it normal to learn about all of this stuff in middle and high school?
Is my learning about it during the first half of elementary school wrong? :'(
are you the one who had anal with your cousin/friend/someone?
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:10:37 PM
madood;
FUCK YOU'RE ASKING TWO DIFFERENT QUESTIONS IN THE SAME POST
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
Oh god I wish that story wasn't true. saddood;
It isn't.
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
My best friend up until high school (who was also my cousin) had 5 older siblings. we learned things at a very young age.We cybered for fun with random guys in random chats on aol. We let them know our real age, 10-12. They didn't mind >.>
By 6th grade I was watching more porn than a high school boy. And by a high school boy I mean a nerdy, horny high school boy unable to get sex.
Oh god I wish that story wasn't true. saddood;
LOL
I love you Sam. You're amazing. giggle;
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:13:02 PM
are you the one who had anal with your cousin/friend/someone?
...wait, someone actually did that?
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:13:02 PM
are you the one who had anal with your cousin/friend/someone?
Goddammit :'(
A girl who used to live in the apartment upstairs, I was friends with her brother and my mom used to babysit them.
She told me to do it and she was older than me and I listened ;_;. doodthing;
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:14:00 PM
...wait, someone actually did that?
doodthing;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:07:30 PM
What the shit? 9th grade?
Is it normal to learn about all of this stuff in middle and high school?
Is my learning about it during the first half of elementary school wrong? :'(
Nah. My school had sex-ed in 5th grade.
when i was seven years old i saw my dog have sex with my neighbor's dog then my brother told me about sex
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
Nah. My school had sex-ed in 5th grade.
but doggy style, gay sex, and that shit. baddood;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:15:00 PM
doodthing;
She really made you do that?
Quote from: Famy on February 24, 2009, 07:15:44 PM
when i was seven years old i saw my dog have sex with my neighbor's dog then my brother told me about sex
They're baking a cake. giggle;
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
Nah. My school had sex-ed in 5th grade.
Jesus Christ. akudood;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:16:12 PM
but doggy style, gay sex, and that shit. baddood;
I knew pretty much all the basics by the time I started 4th grade.
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:18:25 PM
What's wrong with that?
We didn't have sex-ed until 8th grade. n_u
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:15:00 PM
Goddammit :'(
A girl who used to live in the apartment upstairs, I was friends with her brother and my mom used to babysit them.
She told me to do it and she was older than me and I listened ;_;. doodthing;
I didn't mean it like it was bad ;-;
I would have listened to her if I was in that situation because I had too much respect for older kids.
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
Nah. My school had sex-ed in 5th grade.
We had "sex-ed" in 5th grade, but all we really learned about was our own bodies. I will always remember that video where the girl asked "WILL MY BOOBS NEVER STAWP GROWING"
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:18:25 PM
What's wrong with that?
Yeah, that's generally when kids have sex-ed.
My parents never let me take the classes though. Which is fucking stupid, but whatever.
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:15:00 PM
Goddammit :'(
A girl who used to live in the apartment upstairs, I was friends with her brother and my mom used to babysit them.
She told me to do it and she was older than me and I listened ;_;. doodthing;
If I tell you to do something, will you be as obedient with me? <3
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:15:20 PM
Nah. My school had sex-ed in 5th grade.
we had to watch a film in fifth grade on puberty, the only thing i remember was some kid asking about how often condoms fall off. n_u
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:17:22 PM
She really made you do that?
Ja, ich bedaure es. ;_;
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:17:52 PM
I knew pretty much all the basics by the time I started 4th grade.
well you're kaz
anyone other than kaz?
i want to be normal ;_;
What are you guys talking about. doodhuh;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:15:00 PM
She told me to do it and she was older than me and I listened ;_;.
isnt that rape
and shouldnt you be scarred? :\
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 24, 2009, 07:19:47 PM
we had to watch a film in fifth grade on puberty, the only thing i remember was some kid asking about how often condoms fall off. n_u
He must have been a early bloomer. n_u
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:20:26 PM
Ja, ich bedaure es. ;_;
well you're kaz
anyone other than kaz?
i want to be normal ;_;
Poor James. :(
I knew about sex, the body parts, and SOME positions when I was in the 3rd grade or so, if it makes you feel any better.
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 24, 2009, 07:21:23 PM
What are you guys talking about. doodhuh;
Don't read over this thread. Wait until you're a little older. :3
Quote from: Slim on February 24, 2009, 07:19:33 PM
If I tell you to do something, will you be as obedient with me? <3
No. :'(
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
I didn't mean it like it was bad ;-;
I would have listened to her if I was in that situation because I had too much respect for older kids.
I don't think you could put your penis in her ass. baddood;
or do stuff ;_;
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:21:36 PM
I knew about sex, the body parts, and SOME positions when I was in the 3rd grade or so, if it makes you feel any better.
I
was in third grade at the time :'(
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
We had "sex-ed" in 5th grade, but all we really learned about was our own bodies. I will always remember that video where the girl asked "WILL MY BOOBS NEVER STAWP GROWING"
Well yeah, our video never really taught much about the bodies of the opposite sex, mostly just that we'd be gawking and them and get boners and that our pits would stink.
I remember a scene of a movie we watched where these kids were taking a class portrait and this one boy was thinking naughty thoughts and he blew his load in his pants and all the kids around him thought he pissed himself.
But yeah although the movie only focused on one sex, the instructor we had mentioned at least a little bit about sex, just the real bare basics though. Like how penises in vaginas made babies and why girls had boobs.
Quote from: FAMY2 on February 24, 2009, 07:21:23 PM
What are you guys talking about. doodhuh;
i'm confused as well, rae will you help me sort this out ;_;
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:21:36 PM
He must have been a early bloomer. n_u
Maybe lol. n_u
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:20:26 PM
anyone other than kaz?
i want to be normal ;_;
Quote from: Trevor on February 24, 2009, 06:57:57 PM
i was in like third grade
what else can we talk about in a shitty little hick town
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:22:52 PM
I don't think you could put your penis in her ass. baddood;
IF I was in that situation. baddood;
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:23:22 PM
Well yeah, our video never really taught much about the bodies of the opposite sex, mostly just that we'd be gawking and them and get boners and that our pits would stink.
I remember a scene of a movie we watched where these kids were taking a class portrait and this one boy was thinking naughty thoughts and he blew his load in his pants and all the kids around him thought he pissed himself.
But yeah although the movie only focused on one sex, the instructor we had mentioned at least a little bit about sex, just the real bare basics though. Like how penises in vaginas made babies and why girls had boobs.
Your penis is uncircumcised.
Just throwing that out there.
Around the same age she did. I had an older brother who had shirtless women pictures.
I hung out with a lot of boys and I heard that stuff from the 4th - 6th grade
Quote from: Slim on February 24, 2009, 07:26:05 PM
Your penis is uncircumcised.
Just throwing that out there.
So?
There is nothing wrong with uncircumcised penises. baddood;
Also, Slim, I'll do anything you want. yes;
oh i guess we're done talking about jmv then
never mind
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:20:26 PM
anyone other than kaz?
i want to be normal ;_;
um im from oakland |:
we teach our ghetto youth that kind of stuff at an early age
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:20:26 PM
anyone other than kaz?
i want to be normal ;_;
didn't you read my post :|
Quote from: Famy on February 24, 2009, 07:27:31 PM
um im from oakland |:
we teach our ghetto youth that kind of stuff at an early age
i dont live very far from you then |:
dont kill me |:
I learned about that around that age because I live in a hick town.
I also barely new the multiplication table up to 12. doodthing;
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:26:43 PM
So?
Quote from: Slim on February 24, 2009, 07:26:05 PMJust throwing that out there.
It's more fodder for the riveting sexual discussion we're having here.
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:27:10 PMAlso, Slim, I'll do anything you want. yes;
Bend over.
This won't hurt a bit. <3
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:23:22 PM
Well yeah, our video never really taught much about the bodies of the opposite sex, mostly just that we'd be gawking and them and get boners and that our pits would stink.
I remember a scene of a movie we watched where these kids were taking a class portrait and this one boy was thinking naughty thoughts and he blew his load in his pants and all the kids around him thought he pissed himself.
But yeah although the movie only focused on one sex, the instructor we had mentioned at least a little bit about sex, just the real bare basics though. Like how penises in vaginas made babies and why girls had boobs.
We must have had a shitty teacher because all we learned about guys was sperm and what it does.
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:27:10 PM
There is nothing wrong with uncircumcised penises. baddood;
uncircumcised penis is disgusting :\
Quote from: RDX on February 24, 2009, 07:29:44 PM
uncircumcised penis is disgusting :\
Since when do you care what a penis looks like?
Or are you hiding something from us? yes;
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:12:23 PM
My best friend up until high school (who was also my cousin) had 5 older siblings. we learned things at a very young age.We cybered for fun with random guys in random chats on aol. We let them know our real age, 10-12. They didn't mind >.>
By 6th grade I was watching more porn than a high school boy. And by a high school boy I mean a nerdy, horny high school boy unable to get sex.
Oh god I wish that story wasn't true. saddood;
Wow. I can't picture you like that at all.
well in 5th grade we learned what penises were
but they told us nothing about girls
it was the same for the females, they learned about their bodies but not males
The word "sex" wasn't formally mentioned in school until 7th grade, which is when I had my first health class. They told us what sex was about and how to stay away from babies/AIDS, and that's it. akudood;
I didn't really learn any sexual slang until about 9th grade.
i had no idea what a boner was until that year befuddlement
same with "popping the cherry(god i hate that phrase)"
i didn't know what making love was either
as well as many, many other sexual terms
But I guess it's pretty normal, because I also had a friend that year who didn't know how homosexuals (both male and female) had sex.
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
Wow. I can't picture you like that at all.
She's a filthy pervert. baddood;
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:30:17 PM
Was she hot. yes;
she was 10
also probably the reason i'm not really attracted to blondes. hocuspocus;
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:30:45 PM
Since when do you care what a penis looks like?
Or are you hiding something from us? yes;
well i typed penis into wikipedia and it looked gross because it was uncircumcised and i almsot barfed |:
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
Wow. I can't picture you like that at all.
Probably because it's a lie.
Quote from: Slim on February 24, 2009, 07:22:28 PM
Don't read over this thread. Wait until you're a little older. :3
Will you explain it to me? :3
Quote from: RDX on February 24, 2009, 07:33:32 PM
well i typed penis into wikipedia and it looked gross because it was uncircumcised and i almsot barfed |:
Seeing as you're not interested in penis, I don't think it's something you'll have to worry about.
[spoiler]When erect, the foreskin retracts, making the uncircumcised penis look like a circumcised penis. [/spoiler]
blondes are always the whores ALWAYS saddood;
Quote from: Bassir on February 24, 2009, 07:34:23 PM
Probably because it's a lie.
Just like your parents being doctors and you living in New York and your name being Bassir?
Yeah, I started hearing that stuff around that age.
In 5th grade a kid I knew was arrested for pot. O_0
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:36:16 PM
blondes are always the whores ALWAYS saddood;
it's okay hime. akudood;
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:35:09 PM
[spoiler]When erect, the foreskin retracts, making the uncircumcised penis look like a circumcised penis. [/spoiler]
thanks penis lover, for letting me know
Quote from: RDX on February 24, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
thanks penis lover, for letting me know
No problem.
I think I heard about it later because I went to Catholic school... I knew about sex and multiple ways to have it, but I wasn't aware of the names for the positions or of anal sex until later
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 07:35:09 PM
Seeing as you're not interested in penis, I don't think it's something you'll have to worry about.
[spoiler]When erect, the foreskin retracts, making the uncircumcised penis look like a circumcised penis. [/spoiler]
hehe, a while ago I asked my now-ex "are you snipped?" out of the blue, and he didn't get it. So I had to give him hints about what I meant because I didn't want to just come out and say it for some reason. When he finally caough on, his reaction was something to the extent of "oh god no, why the fuck would they ever fucking think about cutting the fucking skin off of a baby's penis?"
It was a funny moment.
Quote from: YPR on February 24, 2009, 07:39:52 PM
I think I heard about it later because I went to Catholic school... I knew about sex and multiple ways to have it, but I wasn't aware of the names for the positions or of anal sex until later
Isn't that a basic tenant of Catholicism? Anal sex to preserve chastity and/or help a priest get through his vow of celibacy? akudood;
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:36:36 PM
Just like your parents being doctors and you living in New York and your name being Bassir?
My parents aren't doctors, I don't live in New York, and my name is not Bassir. I've been using a proxy all my life.
It's most likely a lie to gain attention.
Isn't anal sex sodomy or am I confusing things. akudood;
Quote from: Bassir on February 24, 2009, 07:42:40 PM
My parents aren't doctors, I don't live in New York, and my name is not Bassir. I've been using a proxy all my life.
All that I once believed in is a lie. How will I go on? ;__;
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:43:15 PM
Isn't anal sex sodomy or am I confusing things. akudood;
If you like to put it that way, yes it is. akudood;
Quote from: Bassir on February 24, 2009, 07:42:40 PM
My parents aren't doctors, I don't live in New York, and my name is not Bassir.
As I thought.
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:41:01 PM
hehe, a while ago I asked my now-ex "are you snipped?" out of the blue, and he didn't get it. So I had to give him hints about what I meant because I didn't want to just come out and say it for some reason. When he finally caough on, his reaction was something to the extent of "oh god no, why the fuck would they ever fucking think about cutting the fucking skin off of a baby's penis?"
It was a funny moment.
why would you even ask him doodthing;
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:44:02 PMwhy would you even ask him doodthing;
maybe she was curious
My Parents told me all about sex in 5th grade (They never told me anything about gay sex), and then I had sex ed in like 7th grade and was the only one who knew what they were talking about. I think about the same time I learned about gay sex through jokes friends were telling. akudood;
I'm considering making a gay sex-ed thread, embedded music and all, to make up for the classes that didn't not teach you.
[spoiler]I see it being locked moments after I post it. giggle;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 07:43:15 PM
Isn't anal sex sodomy or am I confusing things. akudood;
Yes, they never even mentioned it at my school though
Quote from: Raekewn on February 24, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
Isn't that a basic tenant of Catholicism? Anal sex to preserve chastity and/or help a priest get through his vow of celibacy? akudood;
Nah, that's just a basic tenant of being a perverted priest. The normal ones don't require such activity
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:41:01 PM
hehe, a while ago I asked my now-ex "are you snipped?" out of the blue, and he didn't get it. So I had to give him hints about what I meant because I didn't want to just come out and say it for some reason. When he finally caough on, his reaction was something to the extent of "oh god no, why the fuck would they ever fucking think about cutting the fucking skin off of a baby's penis?"
It was a funny moment.
yeah but circumcised penis is cooler baddood;
if my parents hadn't done it, i probably would've later should i have the money
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
Wow. I can't picture you like that at all.
I'm a changed girl. :3
We saved all of those chat logs, and I came across one a few months ago. it was AEFUL. It was obvious that I really didn't have a very good grasp of what sex actually was. I didn't have any clue what "to come" meant either. That was ne of the earlier logs. Cybering went on for 2-3 years, seriously. It casue a LOT of problems among friends.
For instance. My cousin// best friend's older brother had a friend who we all thought was hot. One of our mutual friends pretended to be some nameless girl and cybered with him. My best friend told the guy and.. well I believe it led to the death of our mutual friend's self-esteem.
We actually brought those logs with us
to school can you imagine what it'd be like if a teacher found those?
Cybering in general just seems absolutely ridiculous to me now, obviously. At the time I found it to be good entertainment, not sure if it was because I was sexually interested or just curious. But now I would just want to insult my "partner" for being a whore, an awful commercial lesbian, or a pathetic man who can't find real love. And I'd probably yell at them for their grammar/spelling too.
The porn thing was a little different. That was more of an addiction, I'd say. I accidentally charged $300 on my parents' account at like 10 years old. Bah, that was bad.
Those are pretty much all memories from my life that I've tried to forget about. Aside from the fact that all of that is absolutely pathetic, it just wasn't a good time. Whatever, now you all things about me that my family and most friends don't.
hey, while I'm at it
[spoiler]first time I ever masturbated was in a church. I'm not going into detail on that one. I think I've told a few boyagers that before.[/spoiler]
Oh, and shut up Bassir. You have no idea.
Quote from: Cookie on February 24, 2009, 07:45:36 PM
My Parents told me all about sex in 5th grade (They never told me anything about gay sex), and then I had sex ed in like 7th grade and was the only one who knew what they were talking about. I think about the same time I learned about gay sex through jokes friends were telling. akudood;
my parents have never spoken a word about sex to me spam;
Wooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Sam.
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:54:21 PM
I accidentally charged $300 on my parents' account at like 10 years old. Bah, that was bad.
Whoa. What'd they do about it? akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 24, 2009, 07:58:40 PM
Whoa. What'd they do about it? akudood;
I dunno, they still don't know it was me. Or maybe they did, but they never directly accused me of it. I think they thought it was a mistake on their internet bill. It was like.. one of those sites that doesn't take from a credit card, but directly from the phone bill instead.
Quote from: A Hiro. on February 24, 2009, 07:57:55 PM
Wooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Sam.
You think that was wild? Well when I was in 6th grade, I used to go into chat rooms and tell people that I was a thirteen year old girl who wanted to cyber. When someone accepted and we got going, I'd write "THIS IS OFFICER #####, I'M UNDERCOVER LOOKING TO CATCH CHILD PREDATORS, YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT IS BEING NOTIFIED AS I WRITE THIS, EXPECT THEM AT YOUR DOOR ANY MINUTE." Some people just said "lol, stfu" but others were all like "wtf man you know we were just kidding right" before abruptly logging off. That was my cybering experience as a youngster.
Pretty crazy childhood, eh? True story, by the way.
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:54:21 PM
The porn thing was a little different. That was more of an addiction, I'd say. I accidentally charged $300 on my parents' account at like 10 years old. Bah, that was bad.
hey, while I'm at it
[spoiler]first time I ever masturbated was in a church. I'm not going into detail on that one. I think I've told a few boyagers that before.[/spoiler]
I was pretty terribly addicted to porn when I was that age too. I stole my stepdad's porno mags all the time. I remember taking one one time and running to this field on the property that was used for growing trees for a paper company, so I could masturbate furiously to it while hiding amongst the trees.
Also the first time I masturbated was after my stepbrother told me how to do it and nothing came out and i was like "oh god i'm broken"
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 24, 2009, 07:55:50 PM
my parents have never spoken a word about sex to me spam;
Yep, same. :[
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 24, 2009, 08:11:18 PM
Yep, same. :[
But that apparently didn't stop you and Tec from learning. n_u
my parents taught me sex the right way: physically.
I was addicted to porn so badly when I was in my junior high years that I could not stop looking at it. I'd be looking at it periodically from like when I came home from school until late, late at night. Wasting my time.
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
I was addicted to porn so badly when I was in my junior high years that I could not stop looking at it. I'd be looking at it periodically from like when I came home from school until late, late at night. Wasting my time.
When you came here you said you'd never seen a penis. madood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 24, 2009, 08:16:59 PM
When you came here you said you'd never seen a penis. madood;
I was lying. ;-;
http://www.talkingwithkids.org/sex.html
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 08:18:28 PM
I was lying. ;-;
wow I'm just going to call you Princess Hymen from now on.
i didn't know what a hymen was until last year
it's like a shield, i'm pretty sure.
Quote from: Veal on February 24, 2009, 08:28:44 PM
wow I'm just going to call you Princess Hymen from now on.
i think lawlz already came up with that name
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 08:35:32 PM
i think lawlz already came up with that name
what's your point
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
I was addicted to porn so badly when I was in my junior high years that I could not stop looking at it. I'd be looking at it periodically from like when I came home from school until late, late at night. Wasting my time.
and you masturbated by rubbing against the corner of your bed spam;
the first time i masturbated was only last year spam;
AND THE BEST PART IS, IT WAS PARTIALLY ACCIDENTAL
Quote from: ZAK on February 24, 2009, 08:38:39 PM
and you masturbated by rubbing against the corner of your bed spam;
ONE TIME, ONE TIME
also i think my reason long ago was "i'm not stickin my fingers in there" bassir;
oh fuck what am i doing
im not a girl, so my masturbation stories arent nearly as exciting
All I remember from sex ed was a video about a kid who had to be in a school play... a hip hop version of Romeo and Juliet to be more precise. baddood;
Apparently he had a thing for Juliet and had wet dreams about her at night. baddood;
oh yeah I saw a video of a live birth in 7th grade.
Quote from: Lozal's Other Best Friend on February 24, 2009, 08:45:44 PM
a hip hop version of Romeo and Juliet to be more precise. baddood;
Apparently he had a thing for Juliet and had wet dreams about her at night. baddood;
oh god lol
My sex-ed video from 7th grade had a clip of a 14 year old Ashanti talking about her first period akudood;
Looking back years ago, I tried to be innocent but instead I was quite the whore and I was and still am so ashamed. I'm the type of person who will think of these horrible times for the rest of my life so that sucks. ;-;
I think I should go to a confessional. saddood;
Quote from: Veal on February 24, 2009, 08:46:17 PM
oh yeah I saw a video of a live birth in 7th grade.
saw that last year in biology
I didn't even really know what sex was until like 8th grade. I don't remember exactly how I found out but I know it was because of the Internet. Same for periods, actually.
I had sex ed in 6th grade and, like I've seen already mentioned in this thread, it completely sucked and didn't teach me anything other than like saying aids are bad, abstinence is the best way to prevent hiv (without even saying what abstinence is), and that puberty is a time when a person's body develops the hormones that can lead to stuff like body odor.
I didn't even know that "gay" really meant a person who likes the same gender rather than a general insult until like late 7th grade.
I actually started questioning my gender before even knowing what sex or sexual orientation was (but didn't think much of it then)
Quote from: bluaki on February 24, 2009, 08:55:28 PM
I didn't even really know what sex was until like 8th grade. I don't remember exactly how I found out but I know it was because of the Internet. Same for periods, actually.
I had sex ed in 6th grade and, like I've seen already mentioned in this thread, it completely sucked and didn't teach me anything other than like saying aids are bad, abstinence is the best way to prevent hiv (without even saying what abstinence is), and that puberty is a time when a person's body develops the hormones that can lead to stuff like body odor.
I didn't even know that "gay" really meant a person who likes the same gender rather than a general insult until like late 7th grade.
I actually started questioning my gender before even knowing what sex or sexual orientation was (but didn't think much of it then)
ok I lol'd
This here parents is why you should talk to your kids about sex before they turn into a Bluaki
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 24, 2009, 08:55:28 PM
saw that last year in biology
oh yeah I saw it again in biology in 10th grade
madood;
Quote from: Geno on February 24, 2009, 09:01:00 PM
ok I lol'd
This here parents is why you should talk to your kids about sex before they turn into a Bluaki
Um, that's not really what caused me to become what I am.
I was sexually abused by my lobster at age 4 so I learned pretty fast
I walked into my 6th grade health class and didn't know how babies were made
and when I heard im like "LOL WUT"
I lost my virgin ears when my cousin came over from another state.
Then I knew everything in 6th grade. <3
5th grade.
Quote from: Cyanide on February 24, 2009, 08:35:32 PM
i think lawlz already came up with that name
THAT WAS ME akudood;
Also, I didn't know I was circumcised until last year. maps;
i knew basically everything by fourth grade
Quote from: Nyerp on February 25, 2009, 12:51:30 PMAlso, I didn't know I was circumcised until last year. maps;
It's that small?
Quote from: Nyerp on February 25, 2009, 12:51:30 PM
THAT WAS ME akudood;
Also, I didn't know I was circumcised until last year. maps;
How would you not know that unless you were blind
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 01:27:14 PM
How would you not know that unless you were blind
Maybe not even knowing what the difference is between circumcised and uncircumcised?
Quote from: bluaki on February 25, 2009, 01:31:23 PM
Maybe not even knowing what the difference is between circumcised and uncircumcised?
That would be pretty weird not to notice
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 01:34:22 PM
That would be pretty weird not to notice
well if he had never seen an uncircumcised penis i'm pretty sure he wouldn't have anything to notice.
Quote from: Raekewn on February 25, 2009, 01:35:31 PM
well if he had never seen an uncircumcised penis i'm pretty sure he wouldn't have anything to notice.
what's a locker room
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 01:39:20 PM
what's a locker room
you intentionally look at other guys' dicks in locker rooms?
faggot
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 01:39:20 PM
what's a locker room
I don't see penises in my locker room.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 25, 2009, 01:41:21 PM
you intentionally look at other guys' dicks in locker rooms?
faggot
You're retarded
Quote from: Nyerp on February 25, 2009, 01:41:21 PM
you intentionally look at other guys' dicks in locker rooms?
faggot
it's kind of impossible not to see other men in a locker room
but nobody gets naked in our locker room during gym
Quote from: Nyerp on February 25, 2009, 01:44:10 PM
nope, it's just you
locker room = nude men dumbass
as the other guy said it's kind of impossible not to see
Quote from: Geno on February 25, 2009, 01:45:18 PM
locker room = nude men dumbass
as the other guy said it's kind of impossible not to see
never saw any so shut the fuck up
this thread has informed me that there are a lot of fucked up people on this website.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 01:59:08 PM
this thread has informed me that there are a lot of fucked up people on this website.
who would those people be
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 01:59:08 PM
there are a lot of fucked up people on this website.
It took you this long to realize that?
Quote from: bluaki on February 25, 2009, 02:01:59 PM
It took you this long to realize that?
well i knew there was, i just didn't know it was this bad.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 25, 2009, 02:01:34 PM
who would those people be
not you, so don't worry about it.
I've never seen a guy's penis in the locker room. doodthing;
And besides, even then it's still a common practice so Nyerp still may not have noticed.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 01:59:08 PM
this thread has informed me that there are a lot of fucked up people on this website.
you complete me cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 25, 2009, 02:11:21 PM
I've never seen a guy's penis in the locker room. doodthing;
Seriously, I didn't know anybody got nude to change for a normal gym class.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
not you, so don't worry about it.
thanks :]
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 25, 2009, 02:17:04 PM
Seriously, I didn't know anybody got nude to change for a normal gym class.
thanks :]
well when you go have a shower, you are nakie.
so you might catch a glimpse of another mans weenie.
and no problem.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 02:24:48 PM
well when you go have a shower, you are nakie.
so you might catch a glimpse of another mans weenie.
and no problem.
Nobody that I know of takes a shower after gym, even though they give us enough time to theoretically take one. And after we swim they just leave on their swimming trunks.
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 25, 2009, 02:29:58 PM
Nobody that I know of takes a shower after gym, even though they give us enough time to theoretically take one. And after we swim they just leave on their swimming trunks.
that is so strange.
Back when I was in gym (9th grade), there were 2 boys who showed their cocks.
this extremely tall kid showed all the dudes in my gym last year his large bush
even if you did get naked in a locker room (which i've never seen happen), you have to really be studying other phalli in order to notice much of a difference... befuddlement
Is it weird, for my pee pee to feel "tingly" after I look at a girl I like?
I didn't get there until after I started playing online games. That started around first grade when my cousin was in second The "doggy style" i didn't get probably until around 3rd grade when some kids would say "sex" and make everyone giggle. The boner part made me chuckle lol. giggle; I've never seen a naked man at school, although in first grade, I saw a second grader take a piss. >.<
Quote from: Raekewn on February 25, 2009, 02:11:21 PM
I've never seen a guy's penis in the locker room. doodthing;
I didn't in high school, but when I'm in the locker room at the Rec Center here, I'm basically surrounded by naked dudes.
haha one time when this kid at my school came out to everyone that he was gay no one wanted to be in the locker rooms with him.
i assume mikal knows who i'm talking about but yeah, it was funny hearing all the guys talk about it.
has anyone here ever had this awkward experience?
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
haha one time when this kid at my school came out to everyone that he was gay no one wanted to be in the locker rooms with him.
i assume mikal knows who i'm talking about but yeah, it was funny hearing all the guys talk about it.
has anyone here ever had this awkward experience?
Yeah, I think I know. goowan
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:02:27 PM
haha one time when this kid at my school came out to everyone that he was gay no one wanted to be in the locker rooms with him.
i assume mikal knows who i'm talking about but yeah, it was funny hearing all the guys talk about it.
has anyone here ever had this awkward experience?
nope not really
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 25, 2009, 06:04:52 PM
nope not really
that's cause you like the penis.
but you could have been the kid that made it awkward for everyone..
no?
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on February 25, 2009, 06:04:52 PM
nope not really
CHAVEZ akudood;
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
CHAVEZ akudood;
That's exactly who I was talking about.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
that's cause you like the penis.
but you could have been the kid that made it awkward for everyone..
no?
no, not really
Quote from: John Elton on February 25, 2009, 06:06:37 PM
That's exactly who I was talking about.
lmfao yeah i know.
i think he is like the only openly gay dude in our school.
err the only one i can think of atleast.
well jake cerson just came out like a month ago but i always knew he was a faggit.
like everyone was all like hes not gay blah blah blah, and i was like yeah fucking right that guy is the biggest queer ever.
and i was so correct.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:15:36 PM
lmfao yeah i know.
i think he is like the only openly gay dude in our school.
err the only one i can think of atleast.
well jake cerson just came out like a month ago but i always knew he was a faggit.
like everyone was all like hes not gay blah blah blah, and i was like yeah fucking right that guy is the biggest queer ever.
and i was so correct.
You must be so proud.
Oh yeah, when I first heard the term "blowjob" I thought that meant someone would literally blow air at your dick girl;
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 06:25:18 PM
that's okay.
god will forgive me.
are you sure
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 06:34:58 PM
Oh yeah, when I first heard the term "blowjob" I thought that meant someone would literally blow air at your dick girl;
lol me too. :[
Quote from: YPR on February 25, 2009, 06:34:58 PM
Oh yeah, when I first heard the term "blowjob" I thought that meant someone would literally blow air at your dick girl;
oh god lol
I'm not even sure when I learned what that meant. befuddlement
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 25, 2009, 03:21:32 PM
Is it weird, for my pee pee to feel "tingly" after I look at a girl I like?
Nope, it just means your penis is rotting from the inside.
I started hearing all of this during middle school.
Hey Lacey, I wasn't in Athletics...but there was a closet case quarterback.
...can you guess what extracurricular activities we did? ;)
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:10:41 PM
Hey Lacey, I wasn't in Athletics...but there was a closet case quarterback.
...can you guess what extracurricular activities we did? ;)
probably none with you..
In the fourth grade actually.. Maybe younger.
well actually maybe you did, cause he was probably ugly and retarded.
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
jock and preppy kid..
no.
Wait. Are you saying I'm preppy?
smithicide;
[spoiler]Well, if you're interested, I'll tell you.[/spoiler]
Quote from: lacette on February 25, 2009, 08:16:24 PM
well actually maybe you did, cause he was probably ugly and retarded.
Are you saying I'm not capable of getting a fine portion of man meat?
He was amazing, actually.
let's not be mean now lacey :'(
She's jealous of my beard.
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:17:27 PM
Wait. Are you saying I'm preppy?
smithicide;
[spoiler]Well, if you're interested, I'll tell you.[/spoiler]
Are you saying I'm not capable of getting a fine portion of man meat?
He was amazing, actually.
actually i'm saying that football players are generally ugly.
plus you live in texas or something and theres only like five goodlooking people that live there in the first place.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 25, 2009, 08:18:04 PM
let's not be mean now lacey :'(
i am not being mean at all.
if i wanted to be mean i would actually put forth some effort into it.
plus i could be mean if i want to.
he frequently says he hates me and calls me stupid.
You'd be surprised, Lacey.
Some of these cowboys....whooowheeee! giggle;
no thanks.
i don't even like western canada for that reason.
Well, I'm not picky.
..or rather, I don't care who/what they are.
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:33:32 PM
Well, I'm not picky.
..or rather, I don't care who/what they are.
weirdo.
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 25, 2009, 08:39:32 PM
Yeah. I'll always be a lonely loser. saddood;
yeah, with that attitude you will.
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:54:21 PM
I'm a changed girl. :3
We saved all of those chat logs, and I came across one a few months ago. it was AEFUL. It was obvious that I really didn't have a very good grasp of what sex actually was. I didn't have any clue what "to come" meant either. That was ne of the earlier logs. Cybering went on for 2-3 years, seriously. It casue a LOT of problems among friends.
For instance. My cousin// best friend's older brother had a friend who we all thought was hot. One of our mutual friends pretended to be some nameless girl and cybered with him. My best friend told the guy and.. well I believe it led to the death of our mutual friend's self-esteem.
We actually brought those logs with us to school can you imagine what it'd be like if a teacher found those?
Cybering in general just seems absolutely ridiculous to me now, obviously. At the time I found it to be good entertainment, not sure if it was because I was sexually interested or just curious. But now I would just want to insult my "partner" for being a whore, an awful commercial lesbian, or a pathetic man who can't find real love. And I'd probably yell at them for their grammar/spelling too.
The porn thing was a little different. That was more of an addiction, I'd say. I accidentally charged $300 on my parents' account at like 10 years old. Bah, that was bad.
Those are pretty much all memories from my life that I've tried to forget about. Aside from the fact that all of that is absolutely pathetic, it just wasn't a good time. Whatever, now you all things about me that my family and most friends don't.
hey, while I'm at it
[spoiler]first time I ever masturbated was in a church. I'm not going into detail on that one. I think I've told a few boyagers that before.[/spoiler]
Oh, and shut up Bassir. You have no idea.
O_0
Quote from: Sam on February 24, 2009, 07:54:21 PM
Oh, and shut up Bassir. You have no idea.
No, because I know you're lying about everything.