how do i go into kiss a girl for first time
this question is directed at the 5 people on boyah that would know how. everyone else feel free to give attempts at funny responses.
Does she even like you?
just rub faces idiot
Quote from: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:36:05 PM
we're goin out, dawg
AwwwwwwwwWWwwWwWwWwWW. giggle;
Tomboh is a big boy now. cjlubdoods;
Really, you shouldn't force a kiss on her.
Just work a little magic and it happens naturally. hocuspocus;
Quote from: Mr. Mustachio on January 28, 2009, 04:38:43 PM
Just work a little magic and it happens naturally. hocuspocus;
are girls the same as guys for this kind of stuff.
and what kind of magic i dont even know halp
Look deep into her eyes, recite a poem, and say "HONK HONK".
don't linger baddood;
Quote from: Brooks on January 28, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
don't linger baddood;
i wasnt planning to finger her
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.
If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.
Quote from: Nyerp on January 28, 2009, 04:39:56 PM
Look deep into her eyes, recite a poem, and say "HONK HONK".
THIS
THIS
THIS
Nyerp has learned well. giggle;
Quote from: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:39:40 PM
are girls the same as guys for this kind of stuff.
and what kind of magic i dont even know halp
Well, I usually take the bottom of his lip and he'll take the top of mine.
SMOOCH SLURP SLIP SLLLLLLLLLLLLMP
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.
If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.
yep
you can even skip the pecking shit if she looks ready
just shove it in, remember "no" always means "yes" when it comes to women
Describe to her how fascinating it would be to sell bonds, mmmmmmm.
Such terrible children. baddood;
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 28, 2009, 04:47:26 PM
Describe to her how fascinating it would be to sell bonds, mmmmmmm.
Or sing to her about glow-in-the-dark towels. :O
Quote from: Nyerp on January 28, 2009, 04:51:46 PM
Or sing to her about glow-in-the-dark towels. :O
r u srs
i can never find my towel when the power goes out and i need to shower! akudood;
Quote from: 'но',кел on January 28, 2009, 04:47:19 PM
yep
you can even skip the pecking shit if she looks ready
just shove it in, remember "no" always means "yes" when it comes to women
Yeah. Once she says "no" just remind her that you're much stronger than her.
I thought you loved me, Tomboh. wariodood;
Just do it. She's more than likely waiting for it. But her body language should be a big sign. If she's like smiling at you, or like staring directly at you with a smirk, or moving in closer to your face, she's trying to tell you without being obvious that she wants a kiss. Just put your face on her face. If you aren't comfortable, you don't have to use tongue. It isn't suggested for the first time. If she initiates it, then do it back.
it just happens naturally, you'll feel it akudood;
ugh, just... dont be one of those guys who embarrasses themselves by closing their eyes too early and then ends up kissing her nose and misses completely
watch hitch, that 90-10 rule is what happens thumbup;
DON'T DO IT IN SCHOOL
practice on your dog
Wait, you need to work magic to get a kiss from your...girlfriend?
lol?
are you serious
are you 12
or are you both
I just kinda looked into her eyes and did it my first time.
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours.
This worked for me
I've never found that 90-10 rule to be true. Most girls I know depend on me to make the move. Although this is more risky, it will show the girl that you don't have to wait for her to do it for you. Also, you just need to let it happen naturally. When I had my first kiss, I can't even remember what I did, I just remember it happening. If you try to force it, it wont end well. Trust me on this one.
i thought this all came naturally i dunno
Quote from: Trevor on January 28, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
i thought this all came naturally i dunno
Not everyone is a charmer like you. ;)
Just don't force it. You'll have a moment. When the opening is there, go for it.
Quote from: Mr. Mustachio on January 28, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Not everyone is a charmer like you. ;)
i guess i'm just lucky
Quote from: Trevor on January 28, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
i guess i'm just lucky
No, that's a little derogatory.
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 28, 2009, 07:21:59 PM
You'll have a moment.
He better lose himself in the music.
i figured out that when you are both looking at each other and it's kind of awkward, that's when she wants you to kiss her.
Grab her and hold her in your arms? I forgot how exactly me and my ex first kissed. It's been over a year.
Let her do it to you first.
or she'll just give you some quirky smile and peer into your eyes and just go in for what feels natural at the moment
And make sure to lick your lips about 30 seconds before you do it, because having dry lips would be awful or having really wet lips would be worse. goonish
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 01:54:59 PM
because having dry lips would be awful
im afraid of this just about as much as missed her lips or her not wanting a kiss lol
Quote from: Tomboh on January 29, 2009, 02:01:26 PM
im afraid of this just about as much as missed her lips or her not wanting a kiss lol
If you're both on a couch staring into each others' eyes, you can't miss buw;
Quote from: Lotos on January 29, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
If you're both on a couch staring into each others' eyes, you can't miss buw;
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish
even i got it perfect the first time
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.
If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.
god dammit reaper I laughed so hard
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish
even i got it perfect the first time
What? O_0
Good for you Lawlz n_u
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish
even i got it perfect the first time
Closing is more romantic. I do both though. I close when she closes and keep open when she does.
I get it perfect every time. spam;
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 29, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
Closing is more romantic. I do both though. I close when she closes and keep open when she does.
I get it perfect every time. spam;
If you ever close your eyes, you're watching too many 'romantic' movies for middle aged women, which probably just means you're a flaming homosexual.
Just saying. spam;
If we're standing up, I tend to keep my eyes open... if we're leaning against something or laying on each other, I tend to close them n_u
Quote from: YPR on January 29, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
If we're standing up, I tend to keep my eyes open... if we're leaning against something or laying on each other, I tend to close them n_u
what a couple of queers
no this is patrick
you just do it
trust me im a professional
Tell her you go to this forum, chicks dig Boyah. baddood;
You need to make it the perfect moment as possible. Make sure she is ready by her body language, and if she likes you. Also go in 90%!
I'm a huge flaming faggot. spam;
I kiss with my eyes closed.
But I thought everyone kissed with their eyes closed.
;_;
Quote from: Vegeta on January 29, 2009, 06:23:35 PM
You need to make it the perfect moment as possible. Make sure she is ready by her body language, and if she likes you. Also go in 90%!
And then when you get to the last 10%, stop and tell her she's boring.
well all you have to do is pretend you don't care and it's all smooth sailin' from there
works for me because i really never care, might be harder for you