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Title: itt not faggots
Post by: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:34:51 PM
how do i go into kiss a girl for first time

this question is directed at the 5 people on boyah that would know how. everyone else feel free to give attempts at funny responses.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Classic on January 28, 2009, 04:35:39 PM
Does she even like you?
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:36:05 PM
Quote from: Mr. Mustachio on January 28, 2009, 04:35:39 PM
Does she even like you?
we're goin out, dawg
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Mettalik on January 28, 2009, 04:36:48 PM
just rub faces idiot
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Classic on January 28, 2009, 04:38:43 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:36:05 PM
we're goin out, dawg

AwwwwwwwwWWwwWwWwWwWW.  giggle;
Tomboh is a big boy now.  cjlubdoods;

Really, you shouldn't force a kiss on her.
Just work a little magic and it happens naturally.  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:39:40 PM
Quote from: Mr. Mustachio on January 28, 2009, 04:38:43 PM
Just work a little magic and it happens naturally.  hocuspocus;
are girls the same as guys for this kind of stuff.

and what kind of magic i dont even know halp
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Nyerp on January 28, 2009, 04:39:56 PM
Look deep into her eyes, recite a poem, and say "HONK HONK".
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Bolivian Army on January 28, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
don't linger baddood;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:42:58 PM
Quote from: Brooks on January 28, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
don't linger baddood;
i wasnt planning to finger her
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: The artist formally known on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.

If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Classic on January 28, 2009, 04:46:16 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 28, 2009, 04:39:56 PM
Look deep into her eyes, recite a poem, and say "HONK HONK".

THIS
THIS
THIS

Nyerp has learned well.  giggle;

Quote from: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:39:40 PM
are girls the same as guys for this kind of stuff.

and what kind of magic i dont even know halp

Well, I usually take the bottom of his lip and he'll take the top of mine.
SMOOCH SLURP SLIP SLLLLLLLLLLLLMP
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: russell on January 28, 2009, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.

If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.


yep

you can even skip the pecking shit if she looks ready

just shove it in, remember "no" always means "yes" when it comes to women
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: ME## on January 28, 2009, 04:47:26 PM
Describe to her how fascinating it would be to sell bonds, mmmmmmm.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Classic on January 28, 2009, 04:48:20 PM
Such terrible children.  baddood;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Bolivian Army on January 28, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 04:42:58 PM
i wasnt planning to finger her


rookie mistake
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Nyerp on January 28, 2009, 04:51:46 PM
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 28, 2009, 04:47:26 PM
Describe to her how fascinating it would be to sell bonds, mmmmmmm.


Or sing to her about glow-in-the-dark towels. :O
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Mettalik on January 28, 2009, 04:52:29 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 28, 2009, 04:51:46 PM
Or sing to her about glow-in-the-dark towels. :O
r u srs
i can never find my towel when the power goes out and i need to shower!  akudood;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: The artist formally known on January 28, 2009, 05:02:55 PM
Quote from: 'Ð½Ð¾',кел on January 28, 2009, 04:47:19 PM
yep

you can even skip the pecking shit if she looks ready

just shove it in, remember "no" always means "yes" when it comes to women
Yeah. Once she says "no" just remind her that you're much stronger than her.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Pyrate on January 28, 2009, 05:04:15 PM
I thought you loved me, Tomboh. wariodood;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Squirtlejazz on January 28, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
Just do it. She's more than likely waiting for it. But her body language should be a big sign. If she's like smiling at you, or like staring directly at you with a smirk, or moving in closer to your face, she's trying to tell you without being obvious that she wants a kiss. Just put your face on her face. If you aren't comfortable, you don't have to use tongue. It isn't suggested for the first time. If she initiates it, then do it back.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 28, 2009, 05:17:17 PM
it just happens naturally, you'll feel it  akudood;
ugh, just... dont be one of those guys who embarrasses themselves by closing their eyes too early and then ends up kissing her nose and misses completely

watch hitch, that 90-10 rule is what happens thumbup;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Daddy on January 28, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
DON'T DO IT IN SCHOOL
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: guff on January 28, 2009, 05:22:41 PM
practice on your dog
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Selkie on January 28, 2009, 05:24:13 PM
Wait, you need to work magic to get a kiss from your...girlfriend?

lol?
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: heltar on January 28, 2009, 05:31:03 PM
are you serious
are you 12
or are you both
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Tomboh on January 28, 2009, 05:51:32 PM
Quote from: heltar on January 28, 2009, 05:31:03 PM
are you serious
are you 12
or are you both
im 16
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: The spy who loves you on January 28, 2009, 05:55:04 PM
I just kinda looked into her eyes and did it my first time.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: YPrrrr on January 28, 2009, 05:56:45 PM
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours.
This worked for me
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Martin on January 28, 2009, 07:11:23 PM
I've never found that 90-10 rule to be true. Most girls I know depend on me to make the move. Although this is more risky, it will show the girl that you don't have to wait for her to do it for you. Also, you just need to let it happen naturally. When I had my first kiss, I can't even remember what I did, I just remember it happening. If you try to force it, it wont end well. Trust me on this one.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: LCK on January 28, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
i thought this all came naturally i dunno
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Classic on January 28, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 28, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
i thought this all came naturally i dunno

Not everyone is a charmer like you. ;)
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Wrench on January 28, 2009, 07:21:59 PM
Just don't force it. You'll have a moment. When the opening is there, go for it.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: LCK on January 28, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
Quote from: Mr. Mustachio on January 28, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Not everyone is a charmer like you. ;)
i guess i'm just lucky
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Dullahan on January 28, 2009, 07:25:29 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 28, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
i guess i'm just lucky
No, that's a little derogatory.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: The spy who loves you on January 28, 2009, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 28, 2009, 07:21:59 PM
You'll have a moment.

He better lose himself in the music.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Martin on January 28, 2009, 07:32:40 PM
Quote from: TX LIL ROD on January 28, 2009, 07:30:58 PM
He better lose himself in the music.
Shut up, felon.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 29, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
i figured out that when you are both looking at each other and it's kind of awkward, that's when she wants you to kiss her.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Lotos on January 29, 2009, 01:51:39 PM
Grab her and hold her in your arms?  I forgot how exactly me and my ex first kissed.  It's been over a year.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 29, 2009, 01:54:59 PM
Let her do it to you first.

or she'll just give you some quirky smile and peer into your eyes and just go in for what feels natural at the moment

And make sure to lick your lips about 30 seconds before you do it, because having dry lips would be awful or having really wet lips would be worse. goonish
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Lotos on January 29, 2009, 01:55:59 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 01:54:59 PM
having dry lips would be awful


I hate this cold weather wry;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Tomboh on January 29, 2009, 02:01:26 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 01:54:59 PM
because having dry lips would be awful
im afraid of this just about as much as missed her lips or her not wanting a kiss lol
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Lotos on January 29, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on January 29, 2009, 02:01:26 PM
im afraid of this just about as much as missed her lips or her not wanting a kiss lol


If you're both on a couch staring into each others' eyes, you can't miss buw;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 29, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
Quote from: Lotos on January 29, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
If you're both on a couch staring into each others' eyes, you can't miss buw;
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish

even i got it perfect the first time
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Geno on January 29, 2009, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.

If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.
god dammit reaper I laughed so hard
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: YPrrrr on January 29, 2009, 03:08:49 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish

even i got it perfect the first time
What? O_0

Good for you Lawlz n_u
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Wrench on January 29, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish

even i got it perfect the first time

Closing is more romantic. I do both though. I close when she closes and keep open when she does.

I get it perfect every time. spam;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 29, 2009, 03:11:34 PM
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 29, 2009, 03:10:07 PM
Closing is more romantic. I do both though. I close when she closes and keep open when she does.

I get it perfect every time. spam;
If you ever close your eyes, you're watching too many 'romantic' movies for middle aged women, which probably just means you're a flaming homosexual.

Just saying. spam;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: YPrrrr on January 29, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
If we're standing up, I tend to keep my eyes open... if we're leaning against something or laying on each other, I tend to close them n_u
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 29, 2009, 03:14:04 PM
Quote from: YPR on January 29, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
If we're standing up, I tend to keep my eyes open... if we're leaning against something or laying on each other, I tend to close them n_u
what a couple of queers
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: YPrrrr on January 29, 2009, 03:22:33 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 03:14:04 PM
what a couple of queers
Is this Kefka
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: The spy who loves you on January 29, 2009, 03:24:09 PM
no this is patrick
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Wrench on January 29, 2009, 05:27:27 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 03:14:04 PM
what a couple of queers

i laughed out loud.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Martin on January 29, 2009, 05:31:58 PM
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 29, 2009, 05:27:27 PM
i lol'd
fixed
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Tri4se on January 29, 2009, 05:32:45 PM
you just do it


trust me im a professional
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Wrench on January 29, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
Quote from: M_W on January 29, 2009, 05:31:58 PM
fixed

i laughed my ass off
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Martin on January 29, 2009, 06:14:48 PM
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 29, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
i lmao'd
fixed
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Oh on January 29, 2009, 06:16:44 PM
 Tell her you go to this forum, chicks dig Boyah.  baddood;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: NOA_Haunted on January 29, 2009, 06:23:35 PM
You need to make it the perfect moment as possible. Make sure she is ready by her body language, and if she likes you. Also go in 90%!
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Classic on January 29, 2009, 06:25:35 PM
I'm a huge flaming faggot. spam;
I kiss with my eyes closed.

But I thought everyone kissed with their eyes closed.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Mettalik on January 30, 2009, 02:00:17 AM
;_;
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 30, 2009, 02:25:46 AM
Quote from: Vegeta on January 29, 2009, 06:23:35 PM
You need to make it the perfect moment as possible. Make sure she is ready by her body language, and if she likes you. Also go in 90%!
And then when you get to the last 10%, stop and tell her she's boring.
Title: Re: itt not faggots
Post by: Feynman on January 30, 2009, 09:44:55 AM
well all you have to do is pretend you don't care and it's all smooth sailin' from there

works for me because i really never care, might be harder for you