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Started by Tomboh, January 28, 2009, 04:34:51 PM

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Nyerp

January 28, 2009, 04:51:46 PM #15
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 28, 2009, 04:47:26 PM
Describe to her how fascinating it would be to sell bonds, mmmmmmm.


Or sing to her about glow-in-the-dark towels. :O

Mettalik

January 28, 2009, 04:52:29 PM #16
Quote from: Nyerp on January 28, 2009, 04:51:46 PM
Or sing to her about glow-in-the-dark towels. :O
r u srs
i can never find my towel when the power goes out and i need to shower!  akudood;

The artist formally known

January 28, 2009, 05:02:55 PM #17
Quote from: 'Ð½Ð¾',кел on January 28, 2009, 04:47:19 PM
yep

you can even skip the pecking shit if she looks ready

just shove it in, remember "no" always means "yes" when it comes to women
Yeah. Once she says "no" just remind her that you're much stronger than her.

Pyrate

January 28, 2009, 05:04:15 PM #18
I thought you loved me, Tomboh. wariodood;

Squirtlejazz

January 28, 2009, 05:09:48 PM #19
Just do it. She's more than likely waiting for it. But her body language should be a big sign. If she's like smiling at you, or like staring directly at you with a smirk, or moving in closer to your face, she's trying to tell you without being obvious that she wants a kiss. Just put your face on her face. If you aren't comfortable, you don't have to use tongue. It isn't suggested for the first time. If she initiates it, then do it back.
iSnake

Det in F♯ Major

January 28, 2009, 05:17:17 PM #20
it just happens naturally, you'll feel it  akudood;
ugh, just... dont be one of those guys who embarrasses themselves by closing their eyes too early and then ends up kissing her nose and misses completely

watch hitch, that 90-10 rule is what happens thumbup;
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Daddy

January 28, 2009, 05:20:21 PM #21
DON'T DO IT IN SCHOOL

guff

January 28, 2009, 05:22:41 PM #22
practice on your dog

Selkie

January 28, 2009, 05:24:13 PM #23
Wait, you need to work magic to get a kiss from your...girlfriend?

lol?

heltar

January 28, 2009, 05:31:03 PM #24
are you serious
are you 12
or are you both

Tomboh

January 28, 2009, 05:51:32 PM #25
Quote from: heltar on January 28, 2009, 05:31:03 PM
are you serious
are you 12
or are you both
im 16

The spy who loves you

January 28, 2009, 05:55:04 PM #26
I just kinda looked into her eyes and did it my first time.

YPrrrr

January 28, 2009, 05:56:45 PM #27
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours.
This worked for me

Martin

January 28, 2009, 07:11:23 PM #28
I've never found that 90-10 rule to be true. Most girls I know depend on me to make the move. Although this is more risky, it will show the girl that you don't have to wait for her to do it for you. Also, you just need to let it happen naturally. When I had my first kiss, I can't even remember what I did, I just remember it happening. If you try to force it, it wont end well. Trust me on this one.

LCK

January 28, 2009, 07:18:07 PM #29
i thought this all came naturally i dunno
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