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Started by Tomboh, January 28, 2009, 04:34:51 PM

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Classic

January 28, 2009, 07:20:50 PM #30
Quote from: Trevor on January 28, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
i thought this all came naturally i dunno

Not everyone is a charmer like you. ;)

Wrench

January 28, 2009, 07:21:59 PM #31
Just don't force it. You'll have a moment. When the opening is there, go for it.

LCK

January 28, 2009, 07:23:03 PM #32
Quote from: Mr. Mustachio on January 28, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
Not everyone is a charmer like you. ;)
i guess i'm just lucky

Dullahan

January 28, 2009, 07:25:29 PM #33
Quote from: Trevor on January 28, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
i guess i'm just lucky
No, that's a little derogatory.

The spy who loves you

January 28, 2009, 07:30:58 PM #34
Quote from: Wrenchninja on January 28, 2009, 07:21:59 PM
You'll have a moment.

He better lose himself in the music.

Martin

January 28, 2009, 07:32:40 PM #35
Quote from: TX LIL ROD on January 28, 2009, 07:30:58 PM
He better lose himself in the music.
Shut up, felon.

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

January 29, 2009, 06:42:52 AM #36
i figured out that when you are both looking at each other and it's kind of awkward, that's when she wants you to kiss her.

Lotos

January 29, 2009, 01:51:39 PM #37
Grab her and hold her in your arms?  I forgot how exactly me and my ex first kissed.  It's been over a year.

ncba93ivyase

January 29, 2009, 01:54:59 PM #38
Let her do it to you first.

or she'll just give you some quirky smile and peer into your eyes and just go in for what feels natural at the moment

And make sure to lick your lips about 30 seconds before you do it, because having dry lips would be awful or having really wet lips would be worse. goonish

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Lotos

January 29, 2009, 01:55:59 PM #39
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 01:54:59 PM
having dry lips would be awful


I hate this cold weather wry;

Tomboh

January 29, 2009, 02:01:26 PM #40
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 01:54:59 PM
because having dry lips would be awful
im afraid of this just about as much as missed her lips or her not wanting a kiss lol

Lotos

January 29, 2009, 02:03:44 PM #41
Quote from: Tomboh on January 29, 2009, 02:01:26 PM
im afraid of this just about as much as missed her lips or her not wanting a kiss lol


If you're both on a couch staring into each others' eyes, you can't miss buw;

ncba93ivyase

January 29, 2009, 02:05:35 PM #42
Quote from: Lotos on January 29, 2009, 02:03:44 PM
If you're both on a couch staring into each others' eyes, you can't miss buw;
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish

even i got it perfect the first time

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Geno

January 29, 2009, 02:44:11 PM #43
Quote from: reefer on January 28, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
Look into her eyes (talk to her while doing this,) when she kind of giggles or smiles or opens her eyes widely just give her a little peck on the lips, hers to yours. If she likes it do it a couple more times until you lick her lips very subtly with hers. Not like an outright lick, just a little tongue between your lips when you kiss her.

If she still likes it you then proceed to stick your dick into her mouth. She probably will not like this at first but if you shove hard enough she will eventually enjoy it.
god dammit reaper I laughed so hard
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

YPrrrr

January 29, 2009, 03:08:49 PM #44
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 29, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
If you don't close your eyes like a goddamn retard, you can't miss. goonish

even i got it perfect the first time
What? O_0

Good for you Lawlz n_u
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