I had a strange series of dreams last night.
Dream 1
For some reason there was apparently a large battle going on. One side was a group of people...just normal people. They were hiding out in an abandoned Wal-Mart. And across the parking lot was where their enemies were, in some other building. Their enemies were made up of a bunch of nerdy kids and...foxes. Like actual red foxes. And they were led by Marcellus Wallace, from Pulp Fiction. I was in the Wal-Mart side. Several attacks were led by the enemy, and we fought them back each time. It was first the foxes, then the nerds, and finally Marcellus and his niggas. For some reason, during the last attack, I was no longer human...I was Kazooie. I killed Marcellus myself by clawing at his face with my breegull talons.
Dream 2
I was in Boerne, with Chels. For some reason her dad went berserk and we were escaping together. Except we were escaping on a little red wagon. You know, like this (http://platinumgalleria.com/radio-flyer-classic-red-wagon.jpg) kind of wagon. Apparently it was automatic and had an engine because I was driving it. We drove it for a while and then hid it in a parking lot. We hid out in some restaurant and called her grandma and she helped us get on a plane, and thus we escaped.
Dream 3
Steamy sex dream. But weird because it was in my own point of view. Like a camera that's supposed to be the "eyes" of a character in a movie.
So, there you go. You guys had any cool dreams recently? I personally thought that my series of dreams was pretty awesome considering I don't remember my dreams often at all.
I had a very vivid sex dream last night. From start to end.
I WAS AN ANIMAL
I never have dreams
During the sex did you turn into Kazooie and claw at her face with your breegull talons?
Quote from: YPR on January 14, 2009, 08:56:13 PM
During the sex did you turn into Kazooie and claw at her face with your breegull talons?
no, i wouldn't want to do that :(
Quote from: YPR on January 14, 2009, 08:56:13 PM
During the sex did you turn into Kazooie and claw at her face with your breegull talons?
Mr Wallace don't like to be clawed by nobody sept' Mrs Wallace. bassir;
Quote from: Brooks on January 14, 2009, 08:58:18 PM
Mr Wallace don't like to be clawed by nobody sept' Mrs Wallace. bassir;
it was with my girlfriend, not with Marcellus :|
he was dead already :|
I can never remember my dreams. And the ones I do remember always end before the good parts. :(
I remember a dream from when I was a kid where I was a sayain and me and Goku had to fight the evil forces of Mr. Heatmeiser
also, i just remembered something
chelsea's dad was on a wagon too when he was chasing us before we got away
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 14, 2009, 09:03:11 PM
also, i just remembered something
chelsea's dad was on a wagon too when he was chasing us before we got away
Does he frighten you
For some reason I keep having a dream (it's been more than twice) that I find a haunted town and always make my way through the ghosts and zombies to the mall... There I always meet up with my ex-girlfriend and we go off running and hiding in various places... Eventually I'm faced with the decision of sticking with her or going our separate ways and then I wake up
Quote from: Geno of Endor on January 14, 2009, 09:04:04 PM
Does he frighten you
well he is pretty intimidating considering he's my girlfriend's dad and he can pretty easily make our relationship a hell of a lot harder
Were you having sex with me? n_u
Also WTF wagons are gay
I can't help but laugh when I imagine Kaz and Chels running from her dad in wagons going "VROOM VROOM".
Quote from: Thief888 on January 14, 2009, 09:35:20 PM
I can't help but laugh when I imagine Kaz and Chels running from her dad in wagons going "VROOM VROOM".
Yeah I picture them as like 6 year old versions of Hensa's sig flying down a hill together... then flying off some ravine screaming like in Calvin and Hobbes n_u
I could type this out into another wall of words I'm fond of doing for things like this, but I'll spare you the details and make it short.
I was hired by some guy who owned a hotel. He had me working in the back warehouse, where people staying at the hotel at the hotel would park their cars. This guy would direct them back there, and lead them over to this huge garbage compactor in the floor. He would then push them and their car into it, crushing the car and people inside. In my dream I actually saw blood splatter everywhere. I wanted to stop this in a subtle way, so that he wouldn't know that I was doing anything. I decided to peel labels off of some boxes stored in the warehouse. How does this help? Dunno man, I just did it. He caught me and exiled me to the back porch. He told me if I came back in he would shoot me, and he sat in the room connecting to the porch. I sat out there for hours, and he sat in there for hours. It became dark and he didn't turn a light on for whatever reason. I tried sneaking in there, but he saw me and shot at me but missed. I teamed up with Solid Snake. He snuck in there and formulated a plan. In the dream, we didn't discuss it, we just kinda knew what we had to do. So it went into action. We caught him, and he said something like "It doesn't matter, because a huge hurricane is heading straight for us that will kill us all anyway." He then showed me his laptop which had the weather projections. Well, since he didn't turn on a light, he didn't know that Snake had cut the power, and so he was unable to receive any hurricane updates. He looked like he lost, dream over.
This actually turned out to be pretty long anyway.
My dreams are always in first person. I don't remember much from last night's other than playing No Surprises by Radiohead on Guitar Hero, but it was A new guitar Hero and the note highway looked like am actual road late at night with neon signs and turns and everything.
last night was damn weird
no lapse of consciousness, went straight from thinkin' to dreamin'
A few days ago I dreamed that I was President Bush on some sort of "Final Mission". akudood;
For some reason I was told to get to the Gaza Strip, but I wasn't told why. So I was driven to the Midwest because, apparently, there are super-secret underground caves down there that can lead me straight to the Middle East without having to cross oceans. So after being taken to the entrance of these caves, I was left there to get the rest of the way by myself. It was a solo mission. They left me with a vehicle, but I didn't need it -- I could fly. All I had to do was put my hand over my chest and I would lift off, and to get back down on the ground all I'd need to do is put my hand on my chest again. So anyway, I began to fly west through the underground caverns. It was going to be a pretty long trip, so I started observing the caves while on my way. The area was huge. It looked like it could be hundreds of square miles. It was also extremely mountainous for being underground. Very brown, too, I don't think I saw any other colors. It felt like I was in a underground Grand Canyon, only hundreds of times bigger. Also, although I was totally underground and there was no way for natural light to get to me, I could see pretty well. But the light looked artificial, as though there were giant, invisible light bulbs lighting the place up.
Anyway, after what was probably a few days of travel, I hit a dead end. There was a massive stone wall blocking any further travel, and somehow, some more extremely steep mountains ended up right behind me. So I walked up to the wall to examine it... and a tiny section no bigger than a door somehow opened up. I was in the very center of a mountainous town in the Gaza Strip. I saw a bomb being dropped miles away from me, and before I could even step out, I was spotted.
Luckily for me, only a few, maybe about five town civilians saw me. To my surprise, they didn't start beating the shit out of me or anything. In fact, they seemed happy to see me. There was a young couple and two unrelated kids and a fifth person I can't seem to remember, but they asked me to take them with me.
Anyway, this is beginning to take too long to type, so what I did was get them into the convertible that was left for me at the beginning (which was, for some strange reason, only a short climb away on top of a mountain, even though I left it at the entrance of the caves days ago akudood;), and drove them out as quickly as I could. I remember one of the kids saying something like "Where are we going?" or "Why are we leaving?" I think we were being chased by someone or something, but I can't remember what or why. :'(
In the end, I got them all out safely and the young couple got married, and that's where my dream ends.
i still don't understand why i was sent in the first place but whatever it's just a dream akudood;
Also, flying felt amazing. n_u
Also also, you guys had better read every word. cry;
I had a dream were everything I was going to eat turned into giant blueberries.
I had a dream that it was New Year's (again) in my basement. All of my friends were around, and all of the sudden my female friend was sitting on my lap facing me, completely naked. At which point, my friends were not there and a steamy sex dream ensued. After the sex was over, she was gone and my friends were back. My friend then looked at me and said, "I had no idea she would look that sexy naked". This made sense because she is the type who doesn't show off a lot but is surprisingly hot when she does. Anyway, yeah it was amazing.
On an unrelated note, I later would make out with her three times. (In real life I mean)
I had a fairly odd one as well, but I'm not in the mood to type it all out.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 15, 2009, 01:34:56 PM
A few days ago I dreamed that I was President Bush on some sort of "Final Mission". akudood;
For some reason I was told to get to the Gaza Strip, but I wasn't told why. So I was driven to the Midwest because, apparently, there are super-secret underground caves down there that can lead me straight to the Middle East without having to cross oceans. So after being taken to the entrance of these caves, I was left there to get the rest of the way by myself. It was a solo mission. They left me with a vehicle, but I didn't need it -- I could fly. All I had to do was put my hand over my chest and I would lift off, and to get back down on the ground all I'd need to do is put my hand on my chest again. So anyway, I began to fly west through the underground caverns. It was going to be a pretty long trip, so I started observing the caves while on my way. The area was huge. It looked like it could be hundreds of square miles. It was also extremely mountainous for being underground. Very brown, too, I don't think I saw any other colors. It felt like I was in a underground Grand Canyon, only hundreds of times bigger. Also, although I was totally underground and there was no way for natural light to get to me, I could see pretty well. But the light looked artificial, as though there were giant, invisible light bulbs lighting the place up.
Anyway, after what was probably a few days of travel, I hit a dead end. There was a massive stone wall blocking any further travel, and somehow, some more extremely steep mountains ended up right behind me. So I walked up to the wall to examine it... and a tiny section no bigger than a door somehow opened up. I was in the very center of a mountainous town in the Gaza Strip. I saw a bomb being dropped miles away from me, and before I could even step out, I was spotted.
Luckily for me, only a few, maybe about five town civilians saw me. To my surprise, they didn't start beating the shit out of me or anything. In fact, they seemed happy to see me. There was a young couple and two unrelated kids and a fifth person I can't seem to remember, but they asked me to take them with me.
Anyway, this is beginning to take too long to type, so what I did was get them into the convertible that was left for me at the beginning (which was, for some strange reason, only a short climb away on top of a mountain, even though I left it at the entrance of the caves days ago akudood;), and drove them out as quickly as I could. I remember one of the kids saying something like "Where are we going?" or "Why are we leaving?" I think we were being chased by someone or something, but I can't remember what or why. :'(
In the end, I got them all out safely and the young couple got married, and that's where my dream ends.
i still don't understand why i was sent in the first place but whatever it's just a dream akudood;
Also, flying felt amazing. n_u
Also also, you guys had better read every word. cry;
best dream ever?
Quote from: Brooks on January 15, 2009, 05:25:39 PM
best dream ever?
I've had stranger ones. This one was actually relatively normal compared to some of the others I've had. n_u
still awesome though thumbup;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 15, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
I've had stranger ones. This one was actually relatively normal compared to some of the others I've had. n_u
still awesome though thumbup;
he also has a boner for dubya
Quote from: Ezlo on January 15, 2009, 05:32:45 PM
he also has a boner for dubya
who doesn't
besides terrorists
well said ezlo
well said
Quote from: Famy on January 15, 2009, 05:34:03 PM
who doesn't
besides terrorists
hell yes
Quote from: Ezlo on January 15, 2009, 05:32:45 PM
he also has a boner for dubya
srsly?
I always thought it was just for trolling purposes.
Quote from: Slim on January 15, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
srsly?
I always thought it was just for trolling purposes.
no one truly really actually knows
i don't even sometimes
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 15, 2009, 05:32:00 PM
I've had stranger ones. This one was actually relatively normal compared to some of the others I've had. n_u
still awesome though thumbup;
awesome dream
post more whenever you have them
Quote from: Desert Wrench on January 16, 2009, 07:06:58 AM
awesome dream
post more whenever you have them
i once had a dream that a teacher was trying to kill me (with king dodongo akudood;) for dropping a sheet of paper on the floor
but that's a story for another day
last night i had a tf2 dream akudood;
i've played like 2 hours of tf2 in the past two weeks
I had that dream I had again, this isn't that much fun I'm trying to get over that bitch >.<
Another one.
First off, I was showing a friend how to do some tricks in the original Pokemon games. Something to do with goldeen, although there is no real trick that involves goldeen. I was also showing him how to speedrun through the SS Anne, which eventually just turned into my house.
Then it was Friday morning and I needed to get to school. It was 7:15ish and my dad asked if I was ready to go. I told him I wanted to wait a little bit so I wouldn't get there so early. I remembered that I needed to get that laptop from my mom's because today was the last day to turn them back in at school. I tried calling to tell her I was coming, but I kept accidentally dialing the wrong number. First I dialed her work number, and then my thumb just missed the buttons. It took like ten tries. By this time, I needed to leave because this took a long time for whatever reason. I forgot to put on my shoes, so I got them on and went outside. There was no car. What happened to the car? How was I supposed to get to school? I heard a car coming down the driveway. It was my uncle. Another car with my cousin drove by, and I swung my bookbag at him because I hate him. Turns out that, out of the three people in the car, none of them were my cousin. I didn't even know any of them. I felt stupid.
Across the road I see three people working in a garden. One was my cousin. I stood there while he turned around and pointed a gun at me. Knowing that he was too much of a coward to actually shoot, I walked toward him. Somehow the gun was gone and I had him on the verge of death. He said something like "you won't actually kill me," but I did. I then buried him. This was a special burial though, because I used some weird super powers to seal him in an alternate dimension within the hole, so that nobody would ever find the body. I then put a trash can lid on top of the hole and poorly covered it with dirt. You could still see the edge of the lid, but it didn't matter if he was in an alternate dimension.
I still needed to get to school. My only option was to run all the way there, which would not be humanly possible if you ran as fast as you can to get there on time. I put that quilt with the lots of different square patches around me like a cloak and I started my journey towards school. I ran and ran, and I wasn't getting tired or hot or anything, it was awesome. I then went through a portal, which put me at the base of some mountains on a dirt road that wasn't too far from school. I kept running. By the time I got to school, I was about two minutes late. I walked into class, which is actually not my real first period, but third instead. I told her of my complications of living at two houses, and promised I would bring the laptop Monday, and she was fine with that.
Is there ever a time Claquesous isn't awesome? :|
You make me laugh every time you post. Heh.
also, my dreams are usually boring
Most involve me just sitting in school without pants and hoping no one notices. In about 9 our of 10 of them someone dies, and it's usually just some completely random accident or I kill them.
And I'm not a violent person.
Yeah my dreams also usually involve someone dying. Like this one or that one on page 2.
But my dreams pale in comparison to my mom's on the weirdness scale. Her dreams always are just random things happening, and they usually involve bears.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 18, 2009, 11:25:43 AM
also, my dreams are usually boring
Most involve me just sitting in school without pants and hoping no one notices. In about 9 our of 10 of them someone dies, and it's usually just some completely random accident or I kill them.
And I'm not a violent person.
I only dream about school when I haven't been there in a while. Over the Christmas break I had a bunch of school-related dreams, but only after being home for about four days. Summer vacation is full of endless school dreams. Yet I'll almost never have a dream about school if I've been there recently. befuddlement
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 18, 2009, 12:02:00 PM
I only dream about school when I haven't been there in a while. Over the Christmas break I had a bunch of school-related dreams, but only after being home for about four days. Summer vacation is full of endless school dreams. Yet I'll almost never have a dream about school if I've been there recently. befuddlement
Me too, but it's not nearly as frequent as that.
my dreams are usually silly, nonsensical shit that i wish i could manipulate :'(