My dreams last night

[Samus Aran]

I had a strange series of dreams last night.


Dream 1

For some reason there was apparently a large battle going on. One side was a group of people...just normal people. They were hiding out in an abandoned Wal-Mart. And across the parking lot was where their enemies were, in some other building. Their enemies were made up of a bunch of nerdy kids and...foxes. Like actual red foxes. And they were led by Marcellus Wallace, from Pulp Fiction. I was in the Wal-Mart side. Several attacks were led by the enemy, and we fought them back each time. It was first the foxes, then the nerds, and finally Marcellus and his niggas. For some reason, during the last attack, I was no longer human...I was Kazooie. I killed Marcellus myself by clawing at his face with my breegull talons.


Dream 2

I was in Boerne, with Chels. For some reason her dad went berserk and we were escaping together. Except we were escaping on a little red wagon. You know, like this kind of wagon. Apparently it was automatic and had an engine because I was driving it. We drove it for a while and then hid it in a parking lot. We hid out in some restaurant and called her grandma and she helped us get on a plane, and thus we escaped.


Dream 3

Steamy sex dream.  But weird because it was in my own point of view. Like a camera that's supposed to be the "eyes" of a character in a movie.



So, there you go. You guys had any cool dreams recently? I personally thought that my series of dreams was pretty awesome considering I don't remember my dreams often at all.

[LCK]

I had a very vivid sex dream last night. From start to end.
I WAS AN ANIMAL

[Geno]

I never have dreams

[Samus Aran]

I never have dreams

yes you do

you just don't remember them

[YPrrrr]

During the sex did you turn into Kazooie and claw at her face with your breegull talons?

[Samus Aran]

During the sex did you turn into Kazooie and claw at her face with your breegull talons?

no, i wouldn't want to do that

[Bolivian Army]

During the sex did you turn into Kazooie and claw at her face with your breegull talons?

Mr Wallace don't like to be clawed by nobody sept' Mrs Wallace.  

[Samus Aran]

Mr Wallace don't like to be clawed by nobody sept' Mrs Wallace.  

it was with my girlfriend, not with Marcellus

he was dead already

[Placebo Headwound]

I can never remember my dreams. And the ones I do remember always end before the good parts.

[Geno]

I remember a dream from when I was a kid where I was a sayain and me and Goku had to fight the evil forces of Mr. Heatmeiser

[Samus Aran]

also, i just remembered something

chelsea's dad was on a wagon too when he was chasing us before we got away

[Geno]

also, i just remembered something

chelsea's dad was on a wagon too when he was chasing us before we got away

Does he frighten you

[YPrrrr]

For some reason I keep having a dream (it's been more than twice) that I find a haunted town and always make my way through the ghosts and zombies to the mall... There I always meet up with my ex-girlfriend and we go off running and hiding in various places... Eventually I'm faced with the decision of sticking with her or going our separate ways and then I wake up

[Samus Aran]

Does he frighten you

well he is pretty intimidating considering he's my girlfriend's dad and he can pretty easily make our relationship a hell of a lot harder

[Hensa]

Were you having sex with me?

Also WTF wagons are gay