My dreams last night

[Samus Aran]

Were you having sex with me?

yes

[Hensa]

yes

I miss those times <3

[YPrrrr]

yes

good answer

[Samus Aran]

good answer

it actually was though lol

I miss those times <3

you and me both

[Placebo Headwound]

I can't help but laugh when I imagine Kaz and Chels running from her dad in wagons going "VROOM VROOM".

[YPrrrr]

I can't help but laugh when I imagine Kaz and Chels running from her dad in wagons going "VROOM VROOM".

Yeah I picture them as like 6 year old versions of Hensa's sig flying down a hill together... then flying off some ravine screaming like in Calvin and Hobbes

[Claquesous]

I could type this out into another wall of words I'm fond of doing for things like this, but I'll spare you the details and make it short.

I was hired by some guy who owned a hotel. He had me working in the back warehouse, where people staying at the hotel at the hotel would park their cars. This guy would direct them back there, and lead them over to this huge garbage compactor in the floor. He would then push them and their car into it, crushing the car and people inside. In my dream I actually saw blood splatter everywhere. I wanted to stop this in a subtle way, so that he wouldn't know that I was doing anything. I decided to peel labels off of some boxes stored in the warehouse. How does this help? Dunno man, I just did it. He caught me and exiled me to the back porch. He told me if I came back in he would shoot me, and he sat in the room connecting to the porch. I sat out there for hours, and he sat in there for hours. It became dark and he didn't turn a light on for whatever reason. I tried sneaking in there, but he saw me and shot at me but missed. I teamed up with Solid Snake. He snuck in there and formulated a plan. In the dream, we didn't discuss it, we just kinda knew what we had to do. So it went into action. We caught him, and he said something like "It doesn't matter, because a huge hurricane is heading straight for us that will kill us all anyway." He then showed me his laptop which had the weather projections. Well, since he didn't turn on a light, he didn't know that Snake had cut the power, and so he was unable to receive any hurricane updates. He looked like he lost, dream over.

This actually turned out to be pretty long anyway.

[Hiro]

My dreams are always in first person. I don't remember much from last night's other than playing No Surprises by Radiohead on Guitar Hero, but it was A new guitar Hero and the note highway looked like am actual road late at night with neon signs and turns and everything.

[[hedy]Zidone]

last night was damn weird
no lapse of consciousness, went straight from thinkin' to dreamin'

[Kalahari Inkantation]

A few days ago I dreamed that I was President Bush on some sort of "Final Mission".

For some reason I was told to get to the Gaza Strip, but I wasn't told why. So I was driven to the Midwest because, apparently, there are super-secret underground caves down there that can lead me straight to the Middle East without having to cross oceans. So after being taken to the entrance of these caves, I was left there to get the rest of the way by myself. It was a solo mission. They left me with a vehicle, but I didn't need it -- I could fly. All I had to do was put my hand over my chest and I would lift off, and to get back down on the ground all I'd need to do is put my hand on my chest again. So anyway, I began to fly west through the underground caverns. It was going to be a pretty long trip, so I started observing the caves while on my way. The area was huge. It looked like it could be hundreds of square miles. It was also extremely mountainous for being underground. Very brown, too, I don't think I saw any other colors. It felt like I was in a underground Grand Canyon, only hundreds of times bigger. Also, although I was totally underground and there was no way for natural light to get to me, I could see pretty well. But the light looked artificial, as though there were giant, invisible light bulbs lighting the place up.
Anyway, after what was probably a few days of travel, I hit a dead end. There was a massive stone wall blocking any further travel, and somehow, some more extremely steep mountains ended up right behind me. So I walked up to the wall to examine it... and a tiny section no bigger than a door somehow opened up. I was in the very center of a mountainous town in the Gaza Strip. I saw a bomb being dropped miles away from me, and before I could even step out, I was spotted.
Luckily for me, only a few, maybe about five town civilians saw me. To my surprise, they didn't start beating the shit out of me or anything. In fact, they seemed happy to see me. There was a young couple and two unrelated kids and a fifth person I can't seem to remember, but they asked me to take them with me.

Anyway, this is beginning to take too long to type, so what I did was get them into the convertible that was left for me at the beginning (which was, for some strange reason, only a short climb away on top of a mountain, even though I left it at the entrance of the caves days ago ), and drove them out as quickly as I could. I remember one of the kids saying something like "Where are we going?" or "Why are we leaving?" I think we were being chased by someone or something, but I can't remember what or why. :'(

In the end, I got them all out safely and the young couple got married, and that's where my dream ends.

i still don't understand why i was sent in the first place but whatever it's just a dream
Also, flying felt amazing.
Also also, you guys had better read every word.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I had a dream were everything I was going to eat turned into giant blueberries.

[Martin]

I had a dream that it was New Year's (again) in my basement. All of my friends were around, and all of the sudden my female friend was sitting on my lap facing me, completely naked. At which point, my friends were not there and a steamy sex dream ensued. After the sex was over, she was gone and my friends were back. My friend then looked at me and said, "I had no idea she would look that sexy naked". This made sense because she is the type who doesn't show off a lot but is surprisingly hot when she does. Anyway, yeah it was amazing.

On an unrelated note, I later would make out with her three times. (In real life I mean)

[Walter]

I had a fairly odd one as well, but I'm not in the mood to type it all out.

[Bolivian Army]

A few days ago I dreamed that I was President Bush on some sort of "Final Mission".

For some reason I was told to get to the Gaza Strip, but I wasn't told why. So I was driven to the Midwest because, apparently, there are super-secret underground caves down there that can lead me straight to the Middle East without having to cross oceans. So after being taken to the entrance of these caves, I was left there to get the rest of the way by myself. It was a solo mission. They left me with a vehicle, but I didn't need it -- I could fly. All I had to do was put my hand over my chest and I would lift off, and to get back down on the ground all I'd need to do is put my hand on my chest again. So anyway, I began to fly west through the underground caverns. It was going to be a pretty long trip, so I started observing the caves while on my way. The area was huge. It looked like it could be hundreds of square miles. It was also extremely mountainous for being underground. Very brown, too, I don't think I saw any other colors. It felt like I was in a underground Grand Canyon, only hundreds of times bigger. Also, although I was totally underground and there was no way for natural light to get to me, I could see pretty well. But the light looked artificial, as though there were giant, invisible light bulbs lighting the place up.
Anyway, after what was probably a few days of travel, I hit a dead end. There was a massive stone wall blocking any further travel, and somehow, some more extremely steep mountains ended up right behind me. So I walked up to the wall to examine it... and a tiny section no bigger than a door somehow opened up. I was in the very center of a mountainous town in the Gaza Strip. I saw a bomb being dropped miles away from me, and before I could even step out, I was spotted.
Luckily for me, only a few, maybe about five town civilians saw me. To my surprise, they didn't start beating the shit out of me or anything. In fact, they seemed happy to see me. There was a young couple and two unrelated kids and a fifth person I can't seem to remember, but they asked me to take them with me.

Anyway, this is beginning to take too long to type, so what I did was get them into the convertible that was left for me at the beginning (which was, for some strange reason, only a short climb away on top of a mountain, even though I left it at the entrance of the caves days ago ), and drove them out as quickly as I could. I remember one of the kids saying something like "Where are we going?" or "Why are we leaving?" I think we were being chased by someone or something, but I can't remember what or why. :'(

In the end, I got them all out safely and the young couple got married, and that's where my dream ends.

i still don't understand why i was sent in the first place but whatever it's just a dream
Also, flying felt amazing.
Also also, you guys had better read every word.

best dream ever? 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

best dream ever? 

I've had stranger ones. This one was actually relatively normal compared to some of the others I've had.
still awesome though