I was talking about running away from my place to my Guidance Counslor...and somehow, we brought up the Dr. Phil Show and I said, "I remember there was this episode where this girl had a 'perfect' life, but her mother was too controlling and strict, so she ran away, and became a prostitute and did drugs." He replied, "Would you do prostitution if you ran away?" I lol'd.
We have a tower that's all patched up because a few years ago, this student got kicked out of his house. So, he decided to live in the tower on top of the school until he got caught one month later. It was rarely ever visited, but now it's just all patched up with no use but just a thing of the past that'll pass this story down.
Four baseball team members was playing with this new guy in the team and...holy shit. They pissed on him in the locker room. I don't know what those guys' punishments were but it was in the news a lot.
On the same year we had that incident of the pissing of the new guy, there was this 57 year old teacher who had a sexual relationship with a seventeen year old student.
We have this guy named Dan Tani, the school's highest successor they've ever had and boast about him so long for being an Astronaut. Whilst he was in space, his mother unforunately died in a collision because of her car was in the way of an oncoming train.
I dunno anymore, but maybe Tomboh knows more...
Our vending machines have condoms.
rat/mouse problems, people bringing guns to school, selling/using drugs everyday, couple of murders, etc
Nothing out of the ordinary when you live in the south.
Well, two people ended up having sex in the bathroom a few months ago. Oh and we had a student exchange thing where some of our kids when to the Catholic high school and whilst our kids were they they told the kids about how if you're not careful at my school you'd get shanked, and sadly a lot of them believed them so they were scared when it was their turn to come visit our school. n_u
chemical spill in 8th grade so we sat in the highschool gym for about 2 hours. highway speed chase that lead to our middle school campus, police cars drove over it following the guy on foot. uhhh there was a murder across from our middle school. uhhhhh i think thats it LOL
Quote from: ME86 on January 09, 2009, 07:41:00 PM
Well, two people ended up having sex in the bathroom a few months ago. Oh and we had a student exchange thing where some of our kids when to the Catholic high school and whilst our kids were they they told the kids about how if you're not careful at my school you'd get shanked, and sadly a lot of them believed them so they were scared when it was their turn to come visit our school. n_u
Oh God, that reminds me a few more stories.
A couple was caught having sex in one of our stairways in out school. I don't know why, but I got turned on when I heard that. lol
A robbery happened at a nearby bank and the school was on a fucking lockdown after it was said that he was armed and is still not captured. God, it wasn't too bad of an incident. But it took a long time to go home because of the police making traffic.
This guy had a BB Gun and he was trying to shoot somebody in class, until the guy missed the shot and it bounced off the window, and hit a teacher on the head. She was crying and the guy who whot the pellet was so fucking nervous cried and hid behind the desks. He was expelled the next day.
Quote from: Hermione Granger on January 09, 2009, 07:45:30 PM
chemical spill in 8th grade so we sat in the highschool gym for about 2 hours. highway speed chase that lead to our middle school campus, police cars drove over it following the guy on foot. uhhh there was a murder across from our middle school. uhhhhh i think thats it LOL
Oh God, two hours is just too much. I wonder what it was that spilled...
what the hell man, no baddood;
We had a gas leak and everyone had to evacuate to the football field for an hour or two
We made national TV because some students were driving around in pick up trucks with the confederate flag, and were supposedly harrassing black students, including visiting athletes from other schools.
My homeroom at one point contained 3 pregnant girls, two of which had been pregnant before
A guy on my bus was suspended for a year for bringing a knife to school. The same kid threatened to blow our bus up two years later. He was really threatening, just an idiot...
And although it isn't my school, the Dover school district that was teaching creationism is in my county. We always kicked their asses in basketball and football n_u
Quote from: YPR on January 09, 2009, 09:28:50 PM
We had a gas leak and everyone had to evacuate to the football field for an hour or two
We made national TV because some students were driving around in pick up trucks with the confederate flag, and were supposedly harrassing black students, including visiting athletes from other schools.
My homeroom at one point contained 3 pregnant girls, two of which had been pregnant before
A guy on my bus was suspended for a year for bringing a knife to school. The same kid threatened to blow our bus up two years later. He was really threatening, just an idiot...
And although it isn't my school, the Dover school district that was teaching creationism is in my county. We always kicked their asses in basketball and football n_u
we had the same thing.....warren? >_>
added to that last part about dan tani: also a bus from our school saw it get hit
also mib, whos your guidance counselor
Quote from: Original_MIB on January 09, 2009, 08:07:32 PM
This guy had a BB Gun and he was trying to shoot somebody in class, until the guy missed the shot and it bounced off the window, and hit a teacher on the head. She was crying and the guy who whot the pellet was so fucking nervous cried and hid behind the desks. He was expelled the next day.
also, who was this
Quote from: Mettalik on January 09, 2009, 09:30:46 PM
we had the same thing.....warren? >_>
susquehannock
http://www.newsmodo.com/display.jsp?id=1334928
I walked in on this fat chick giving this fug a lap dance.
We had numerous school shooting threats at our school last year. One kid was suspended for having a hit list on his computer.
I was walking to class once and this girl in front of me fell down. I was all "wtf" and stepped over her. I found out later that the girl had epilepsy and had a siezure in the middle of the hallway. I felt so bad for not helping her.
These kids made a small bomb and threw it down a hallway. It was made of M-80s and small rocks. It injured a few kids.
This 3-something year old coach had sex with this 15 year old girl.
This teacher Mr. Klien looked up and lifted up this girls skirt in middle school. A lot of girls felt uncomfortable around him. He didn't get fired. He'd also call attention to his crotch especially around girls.
This weird kid was caught jacking off in class.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 09, 2009, 10:28:04 PM
I was walking to class once and this girl in front of me fell down. I was all "wtf" and stepped over her. I found out later that the girl had epilepsy and had a siezure in the middle of the hallway. I felt so bad for not helping her.
You should have helped her regardless of her medical condition huhdoodame;
Quote from: YPR on January 09, 2009, 10:29:50 PM
You should have helped her regardless of her medical condition huhdoodame;
I figured she was just being stupid. I didn't even cosider that she might actually be hurt. :(
Last year I got to school like an hour late and I see cops surrounding the school. I'm like what the fuck. Then I see two cops with shotguns in their hands and I shit my pants and headed home.
I found out later it was because some guy like a mile away stole some cops taser doodthing;
Quote from: Geno on January 10, 2009, 01:13:35 AM
Last year I got to school like an hour late and I see cops surrounding the school. I'm like what the fuck. Then I see two cops with shotguns in their hands and I shit my pants and headed home.
I found out later it was because some guy like a mile away stole some cops taser doodthing;
ew.
and that reminds me, the cops came to our school a while back because someone saw kids walking around with guns. The police came to find our ROTC armed drill team spinning disarmed rifles.
madood; people are dumb.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 09, 2009, 10:28:04 PM
This 3-something year old coach had sex with this 15 year old girl.
Oh god, that girl is such a perv.
When I was in elementary school, this random guy came into the school and was pretending to be some kindergartener's babysitter.
-Someone was recently stabbed behind the school
-Someone else was recently killed behind the school
-Last year a vice principal was fired for harassing various female students and over thirty teachers
-The same vice principal told people when/where it was okay to smoke marijuana without getting caught
-This year, in one day, we had eight fights
-A few days later there was another fight involving a huge group of people going after one kid, then the security guards arrived and started holding a guy down, but he got up and knocked the guard out
I'm probably missing a bunch, but that's all I can remember at the moment. befuddlement
Apparently, one of the art teachers insulted the new principal several times in the middle of a class after she criticized him.
He didn't get fired or anything.
some kid did some gay dance in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch idk
and just this week some girls got up and started dancing to "bye bye bye"
i was scared shitless :(
Um. I was in like second or third grade, and some kid who I recalle to be about 13 years old stole his mother's minivan and drove erratically around the town and eventually made it to the school and drove all through the school yard, hit a bike rack, then drove through the playground and took out a tire swing.
This was at like 7:30 in the morning and I watched this all unfold.
The junior high I attended was on the news because multiple students had hit lists, I guess. My best friend's little brother was on all the hit lists lol
There were a few other stories but I forgot them while I was typing this out.
Oh, In first grade there was a murder message on the chalkboard and the teacher was like, OH GOD.
We were interrogated on whose handwriting matched it and how had the capacity to write such a message. ;)
Quote from: Bat Lightning Heart on January 10, 2009, 10:43:59 AM
Oh, In first grade there was a murder message on the chalkboard and the teacher was like, OH GOD.
We were interrogated on whose handwriting matched it and how had the capacity to write such a message. ;)
Principle: "Billy, did you do this?!"
Teacher: "No, he didn't. Billy's too stupid. Sit down Billy you're a dumbass."
Billy: ;-;
We found a gun in elementary school. giggle;
The only weird things that have happened at my school are;
-Just yesterday actually, a freak accident happened at a local Elementary school where this kid (coincedentally the High School Vice Principal's nephew), was hit by a bus and basically squished under the tire...and all this happened when all the little kids were coming into school so they all saw it happen... Really sad.
-This one girl in my Chem class last year had a siezure.
But at my Cousin's school, he's had some weirder and funnier stuff happen. Like they had an Art teacher who was fired after some students found a video of him painting with his dick and balls and ass... On Youtube. :x His school has also had at least one streaker every year for the past four years. The latest one dressed up in a traditional Indian Headdress.
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 11:36:26 AM
hold on
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That's crazy. I found my parents gun once when i was 6 or 7. I picked it up and went to show my mom. She got really scared, took it from me, and told me she never wanted me to hold a gun again. I felt really bad, i almost cried because i thought she didn't like me anymore.
The only mildly interesting weird moment I can recall is when some kid with a shotgun was walking to our school from the next town over, like 30 miles away, and a SWAT team apparently waited for him to get there and then apprehended him. I'm not entirely sure of the details because it was a really long time ago.
This was my previous school by the way, not my university.
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 11:49:13 AM
The only mildly interesting weird moment I can recall is when some kid with a shotgun was walking to our school from the next town over, like 30 miles away, and a SWAT team apparently waited for him to get there and then apprehended him. I'm not entirely sure of the details because it was a really long time ago.
This was my previous school by the way, not my university.
oh god lol.
How badass do you have to be to march 30 miles to a school with carrying a shotgun?
Not that crazy but funny so i'll share..
This girl at school told the office a girl in my spanish class had spiked the orange juice she had with vodka. The called her to the office and added "..and bring your orange juice." They took it from her and had it tested. She was mad and wanted another orange juice. I don't think she ever got one...
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 11:51:11 AM
oh god lol.
How badass do you have to be to march 30 miles to a school with carrying a shotgun?
More badass than the SWAT team that waited for him 30 miles away.
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 11:51:11 AM
oh god lol.
How badass do you have to be to march 30 miles to a school with carrying a shotgun?
Pretty badass I guess. But also pretty stupid. His mom is the one who reported him like right after he left his house.
Like two years ago some teacher had sex with a student I think. Most kids smoke weed or chew tobacco
Wow my school is so boring compared to all this. All I can think of is that during lunch like every day, all these faggots drive to the near by grocery store and smoke stuff in the parking lot.
Oh and once i cheated on a test. Pretty badass.
my schools only like 6 years old so bassir;
but like the second year it was open, a student and his friend were leaving school and he reached down to get a CD and then he collided with a bus and he died, but his friend survived.
sheesh, can you imagine the horror she felt having her friend dead, slumped over right next to her?
In 2001, ABC News did a report about how my school is "Heroin High" and "the heroin capital of the country."
Supposedly overdoses were at more than three per week. O_0
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 10, 2009, 12:27:56 PM
In 2001, ABC News did a report about how my school is "Heroin High" and "the heroin capital of the country."
Supposedly overdoses were at more than three per week. O_0
i thought you were in middle school
Quote from: ÎεάÏ,ολις on January 10, 2009, 12:30:38 PM
i thought you were in middle school
I am, in fact, fifteen and a freshman in high school.
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 10, 2009, 12:33:51 PM
I am, in fact, fifteen and a freshman in high school.
what the hell
i didn't turn fifteen til a quarter into my sophomore year
wtf i thought lozal was 13
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on January 09, 2009, 09:35:23 PM
added to that last part about dan tani: also a bus from our school saw it get hit
also mib, whos your guidance counselor
also, who was this
My. Greener, what an awesome guy.
And I don't know. You know Mrs. Eckersall? She was the victim and she told me it happened about a few years ago. I lol'd when she told me.
Quote from: ÎεάÏ,ολις on January 10, 2009, 12:37:51 PM
what the hell
i didn't turn fifteen til a quarter into my sophomore year
I just turned fifteen. Yay, January birthdays.
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 10, 2009, 12:39:18 PM
wtf i thought lozal was 13
SHOCKING PLOT TWIST
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 10, 2009, 12:47:24 PM
I just turned fifteen. Yay, January birthdays.
lol class of '12 sux
IT ALL WENT DOWNHILL AFTER MY CLASS
my freshmen year was perfect, i miss it so much :'(
Quote from: Kingmush on January 10, 2009, 11:35:39 AM
The only weird things that have happened at my school are;
-Just yesterday actually, a freak accident happened at a local Elementary school where this kid (coincedentally the High School Vice Principal's nephew), was hit by a bus and basically squished under the tire...and all this happened when all the little kids were coming into school so they all saw it happen... Really sad.
-This one girl in my Chem class last year had a siezure.
But at my Cousin's school, he's had some weirder and funnier stuff happen. Like they had an Art teacher who was fired after some students found a video of him painting with his dick and balls and ass... On Youtube. :x His school has also had at least one streaker every year for the past four years. The latest one dressed up in a traditional Indian Headdress.
OH GOD, that must of been the funniest/randomest shit I've ever heard of. Lol, just what the fuck.
Quote from: ÎεάÏ,ολις on January 10, 2009, 12:49:55 PM
lol class of '12 sux
IT ALL WENT DOWNHILL AFTER MY CLASS
my freshmen year was perfect, i miss it so much :'(
not really
my freshman year has been perfect so far <3
For most of my classes, I'm with mostly upperclassmen. powerofone;
Damn my school is boring.
Well, we had a food fight last year.
also some girl fainted in my algebra class last year
Once there were a bunch of fights and then the guy in charge of freshmen made every one in the hallway get against the wall to discipline everyone.
My friends and I ran. baddood;
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 10, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
not really
yes
you all do suck
you just dont realize it
but your school is probably different so n______n
Quote from: ÎεάÏ,ολις on January 10, 2009, 01:12:34 PM
yes
you all do suck
you just dont realize it
but your school is probably different so n______n
no, i'm pretty sure freshmen suck everywhere
i dunno my high school is fairly new
Quote from: ME86 on January 10, 2009, 01:16:56 PM
no, i'm pretty sure freshmen suck everywhere
saddood;
wait wtf if lozal is a freshmen why is she taking physics what
Some kid threatened to shoot up the school last year. I would have rooted for him as long as he didn't hurt anyone I knew. Too bad it didn't happen :(
Quote from: ME86 on January 10, 2009, 01:16:56 PM
no, i'm pretty sure freshmen suck everywhere
:(
Quote from: Ezlo on January 10, 2009, 01:19:33 PM
wait wtf if lozal is a freshmen why is she taking physics what
Maybe because I'm smart? powerofone;
In reality, though, all freshmen start out at physics. They do here, at least. However, I'm in an honors class. This means we actually have to do the math and understand the concepts to get the credit. :3
The other kids just have to know the definitions of the terms or something stupid to pass.
over here we start with biology, then chemistry, and then physics
Quote from: Ezlo on January 10, 2009, 01:32:35 PM
over here we start with biology, then chemistry, and then physics
We're the exact opposite. doodhuh;
We start with physics, then chemistry, then biology, then Chemistry II, and AP Biology. Then you can go to AP Physics or some other science if you want, I think.
Only the first three listed are required.
In Texas, it's Biology, Chemistry, then Physics.
so like last year someone was arrested for simple gun possession at my school
the local media had a field day: stories about the incident dragged on for months
also we can't wear red shoes because it is considered gang paraphernalia
high school was relatively tame compared to elementary and middle school
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 10, 2009, 12:33:51 PM
I am, in fact, fifteen and a freshman in high school.
Quote from: Νεάπολις on January 10, 2009, 12:37:51 PM
what the hell
i didn't turn fifteen til a quarter into my sophomore year
i was 15 when i entered 11th grade akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 10, 2009, 06:33:54 PM
i was 15 when i entered 11th grade akudood;
how the hell is that possible are you a genius
Quote from: Electric chair on January 10, 2009, 06:35:51 PM
how the hell is that possible are you a genius
I was too.
I was 15 until mid-september, then 16 the rest of the year.
I was also 17 when I started college.
Quote from: Electric chair on January 10, 2009, 06:35:51 PM
how the hell is that possible are you a genius
bassir;
maybe, but i started school early i guess
i only turned 16 on november 28, almost december
Quote from: Ezlo on January 10, 2009, 01:32:35 PM
over here we start with biology, then chemistry, and then physics
Put earth science in front of biology and make physics optional, and that's what we have over here. My chem teacher recommended we all take physics, I regret it, I don't know what I'm doing ;_;
Quote from: Lotos on January 10, 2009, 06:44:17 PM
Put earth science in front of biology and make physics optional, and that's what we have over here. My chem teacher recommended we all take physics, I regret it, I don't know what I'm doing ;_;
lawl, I took bio first then physics then dropped out because I didn't know what I was doing and was transferred to earth science and ended up in a chemistry-physics integrated class
i believe i am applying for early admission to a college
even though i am a junior at 17 lul
every junior is about my age
Quote from: Lotos on January 10, 2009, 06:44:17 PM
Put earth science in front of biology and make physics optional, and that's what we have over here. My chem teacher recommended we all take physics, I regret it, I don't know what I'm doing ;_;
same here, only i skipped earth science and went to bio
my sciences for my 4 high school years will be Bio H, Chem H, Physics H, Bio AP and Anatomy H(?)
i took earth science, biology, honors chemistry and ap chemistry so far
i should have put off ap chemistry for senior year, but it isn't a hard course
chemistry is so easy and so boring
its like algebra again
i've taken earth science, bio, and i'm taking honors chem
i'm hoping that next year i'll be in both ap bio and ap physics
STOP TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE CLASSES HOLY SHIT
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 10, 2009, 01:31:33 PM
:(Maybe because I'm smart? powerofone;
In reality, though, all freshmen start out at physics. They do here, at least. However, I'm in an honors class. This means we actually have to do the math and understand the concepts to get the credit. :3
The other kids just have to know the definitions of the terms or something stupid to pass.
oh boy, she thinks she's so smart because shes a freshman in honors n_u
i was in honors biology and honors integrated two math freshman year bitch >:(
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 10, 2009, 06:33:54 PM
i was 15 when i entered 11th grade akudood;
i was too, so what doodthing;
and ill be going to a university as a minor, WHAT NOW
are you addicted to trying to be better than everyone else at all times or something
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 08:09:35 PM
are you addicted to trying to be better than everyone else at all times or something
are you addicted to quoting all of my posts
det's just an ugly slut that tries to brag about accomplishments she never made
you'll learn to ignore her
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 10, 2009, 08:35:32 PM
are you addicted to quoting all of my posts
No, but I am addicted to posting a lot and reading nearly everything that gets posted and replying to what I happen to feel like replying to, regardless of who posted it. Why?
Quote from: Pompous Pancake on January 10, 2009, 02:07:50 PM
In Texas, it's Biology, Chemistry, then Physics.
I never took pyisics. I'm taking Agebra 2 intstead.
In middle school, a history teacher of mine got in trouble for telling a class how to stab a person in the neck so they couldn't scream. He also stagged photos of himself with army gear and dated them back to the 1940s. He gave the photos out to kids in class.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 11, 2009, 01:40:25 AM
In middle school, a history teacher of mine got in trouble for telling a class how to stab a person in the neck so they couldn't scream. He also stagged photos of himself with army gear and dated them back to the 1940s. He gave the photos out to kids in class.
OH GOD. That's so fucking awesome.
Didn't he get in trouble? Also, I wonder how many people will use that in the class? I have never thought of that... But anyway, he could be considered a possible suspect for some local killings.
Quote from: Original_MIB on January 11, 2009, 07:36:58 AM
OH GOD. That's so fucking awesome.
Didn't he get in trouble? Also, I wonder how many people will use that in the class? I have never thought of that... But anyway, he could be considered a possible suspect for some local killings.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 11, 2009, 01:40:25 AM
In middle school, a history teacher of mine got in trouble for telling a class how to stab a person in the neck so they couldn't scream. He also stagged photos of himself with army gear and dated them back to the 1940s. He gave the photos out to kids in class.
Ya he was pretty rediculous. He would make up sentances to remember the names of countries in a region that were about sex and stuff. He got in trouble often. saddood;
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 10, 2009, 08:04:48 PM
oh boy, she thinks she's so smart because shes a freshman in honors n_u
i was in honors biology and honors integrated two math freshman year bitch >:(
Um, congrats. doodthing;
What's up with the elitism?
Quote from: Pancake Paranoia on January 10, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
det's just an ugly slut that tries to brag about accomplishments she never made
you'll learn to ignore her
Ignored by: 2 members
You're going to need to teach it better.
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 11, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
Um, congrats. doodthing;
What's up with the elitism?
Well, uh...it's Det. Elitism is her thing.
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
NEVER GETS OLD
Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
oh god lol
when i was in high school integrated math was for the dumb kids
otherwise you took
algebra 1
geometry
algebra II
precalc
calculus
goonish
My biology teacher wrote one of my friends up for talking during a group project.
Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
amazing.
And i was A boy from school
Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
Okay, I fucking lol'd.
bassir;
My friend says:
She got sent to the principal's office in her sophomore year because she didn't stand up for the pledge of allegiance and it turned into a huge argument all year until they had to contact school board to get it cleared up.
A friend of mine was writen up because the teacher thought he was looking up how to make an atomic bomb, he was doing a project on WW2.
Quote from: Kingmush on January 10, 2009, 11:35:39 AM
The only weird things that have happened at my school are;
-Just yesterday actually, a freak accident happened at a local Elementary school where this kid (coincedentally the High School Vice Principal's nephew), was hit by a bus and basically squished under the tire...and all this happened when all the little kids were coming into school so they all saw it happen... Really sad.
Oh man I'd be traumatized if I saw that saddood;
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 12, 2009, 05:20:05 AM
She got sent to the principal's office in her sophomore year because she didn't stand up for the pledge of allegiance
Seriously? No one in my school stands up for the pledge on the morning announcements. n_u
Quote from: YPR on January 12, 2009, 10:57:31 AM
Oh man I'd be traumatized if I saw that saddood;
When I was in third grade some teacher hit a kid and kept driving while crushing him under her tire.
I heard saw it and heard him screaming. spam;
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 12, 2009, 11:07:09 AM
When I was in third grade some teacher hit a kid and kept driving while crushing him under her tire.
I heard saw it and heard him screaming. spam;
I'm worried I'm going to do that somehow while driving and I'll never be able to forgive myself
Quote from: Geno on January 11, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
one time in like 1st I got a teacher fired because she scratched me on accident and I cried to my mom
and in the second grade I got suspended for writing a letter to my cat
why did i lol
anyway, i'm at school right now
Quote from: Thief888 on January 12, 2009, 11:06:46 AM
Seriously? No one in my school stands up for the pledge on the morning announcements. n_u
We don't even do the pledge. goonish
Quote from: Original_MIB on January 12, 2009, 12:16:05 PM
why did i lol
anyway, i'm at school right now
lol panther
Quote from: Thief888 on January 12, 2009, 11:06:46 AM
Seriously? No one in my school stands up for the pledge on the morning announcements. n_u
Yeah, it seriously happened. That's what's funny.
I don't say the pledge, but I haven't been yelled at yet. Yay.
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 12, 2009, 12:54:24 PM
I don't say the pledge, but I haven't been yelled at yet.
I don't think they're allowed to do that. Or at least, not in NYC. doodhuh;
Quote from: Thief888 on January 12, 2009, 01:13:59 PM
. Or at least, not in NYC. doodhuh;
I don't think the pledge is even played at all. I don't know because I usually arrive at my first class about a minute before my class begins/I'm considered late, and I hear my school gives out announcements in the morning. The only time I've ever heard the pledge was at some assembly the school had.
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 11, 2009, 10:18:22 PM
when i was in high school integrated math was for the dumb kids
otherwise you took
algebra 1
geometry
algebra II
precalc
calculus
goonish
sorry, we don't all have five years of high school goonish
also integrated is honors here
what you listed is for the mediocre students
Quote from: Arm Leg Leg Arm Head on January 11, 2009, 10:18:22 PM
when i was in high school integrated math was for the dumb kids
otherwise you took
algebra 1
geometry
algebra II
precalc
calculus
goonish
integrated math is the only math my school has and it's ridiculous
Quote from: Thief888 on January 12, 2009, 11:06:46 AM
Seriously? No one in my school stands up for the pledge on the morning announcements. n_u
We don't even do the pledge of allegiance .
at my school we've had
kids shit in a teachers desk because they thought it'd be funny (back when my sister was attending the school so like 6 years ago)
kids recently shitting in the corners of our bathrooms and the administrators having to offer a reward for who did it (i think they actually referred to it as the poop bandit which was amazing)
janitors that would be like dating and stuff and kids would catch them kissing in the hallway (back when my sister was there)
multiple gun threats, fights, and even bomb threats to the point where backpacks would have to be searched before you could enter the school (sisters time there)
recently a kid was expelled for having like 12 guns found in his car
a senior prank where people have dumped crickets over the balcony
at an elementary school i knew of though, they once had a bloodied up dear break into the school and run through it for awhile
and thats all i can really think of.
oh that reminds me, today, apparently, someone threatened another virginia tech in the bathroom again (it's happened every year of my high school career), probably because they wanted the day off tomorrow instead of having finals, so we're all getting our coats and backpacks searched tomorrow. i don't think im going to bring mine to school, maybe just my psych book.
someone once took a shit on my 9th grade math teacher's classroom carpet
it's still brown
some kid took a shit in the middle of the bathroom floor so that as soon as you entered, if you weren't careful and/or didn't see it, you'd slip
there were nudes of this hideous chick going around in the beginning of this year
and last year, the seniors:
-threw dozens of pages of porn off the balcony on the 2nd floor and it rained upon other students (i found this hilarious and laughed on my way to class and laughed even harder when an administrator said "what's this" and picked up a page)
-had a pillow fight on a staircase
-had fights with various liquids, including a bottle of urine that was thrown all over some chick
my 4th grade teacher banned us from making these crazy paper puppets that we used to make and i still don't understand why they were banned
akudood;
Freshmen year, some guy got caught masturbating in a corner, I think he got suspended for a day lol.
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 12, 2009, 04:46:43 PM
Freshmen year, so guy got caught masturbating in a corner, I think he got suspended for a day lol.
I wonder how he explained that to his parents.
Oh yeah, in 8th grade, they caught some kid watching dog porn in the Computer Lab. akudood;
And some other kid decided it'd be a good idea to print out some porn. hocuspocus;
I also recall multiple people getting caught on meatspin.
i think tectrinket has the funnest school around
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 12, 2009, 05:54:33 PM
i think tectrinket has the funnest school around
I have to admit, the things that go on around here are pretty interesting. hocuspocus;
Last year, a dog wandered into my Biology class.
We were on the second floor, and there are "guards" around all of the entrances. akudood;
I can't believe you didn't mention the Pringles kid, Tec. akudood;
Quote from: Pyrate on January 12, 2009, 05:59:52 PM
I can't believe you didn't mention the Pringles kid, Tec. akudood;
thumbup;
Once, in 7th grade, I was walking from Band to my next class with a friend, and I climbed the stairs and made a right. There was this kid running down the hallway with his arms flailing, and there was something in his hand but I couldn't tell what it was. I didn't think much of it until a few seconds later. He was running in my direction, tripped over someone's foot, flew for about two meters and fell, face down, right into the doorway of a classroom. That's when I noticed that it was a can of Pringles he had in his hand, and there were chips everywhere. He laid there for probably a few minutes, I didn't see him get up, or even move after falling.
suddenly there was roaring laughter from everyone in the hallway, including myself especially
i was even laughing while writing about this
that kid made 7th grade bassir;
oh god i love your school
Quote from: Pyrate on January 12, 2009, 06:18:11 PM
oh god i love your school
hey one time at my school i stuck my hand down a gopher hole and got bit by a gopher
I remember one time, in first grade, I didn't know how to buy lunch, so I cried because I'd have nothing to eat.
Similar one to tec's, but one time in 8th grade my friends found some pokemon hentai in one of the school's computers. i laughed hard.
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on January 12, 2009, 04:06:34 PM
We don't even do the pledge of allegiance .
Wtf that's retarded! Let's throw ALL patriotism and appreciation for the armed forces out the window. It's not like we're at war or anything.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 07:38:19 PM
Wtf that's retarded! Let's throw ALL patriotism and appreciation for the armed forces out the window. It's not like we're at war or anything.
Reciting some pledge like a robot with no though, emotion and conviction is not patriotism.
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 12, 2009, 12:54:24 PM
Yeah, it seriously happened. That's what's funny.
I don't say the pledge, but I haven't been yelled at yet. Yay.
They didn't make you say it at my school, but they yelled at you if you didn't stand up
I remember as a kid everybody would always stand up and recite the pledge (usually pretty loud.) Except for this one Jehova's Witness
Quote from: Socks on January 12, 2009, 07:40:53 PM
Reciting some pledge like a robot with no though, emotion and conviction is not patriotism.
Most people in my school don't say it. I say it because i think it's important to love and respect the country that's so good to me. Removing the entire concept of saying the pledge blatantly disrespects the men and women that die everyday to make sure you stay alive. The kids who want to say it should at least have the opportunity to.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 08:06:25 PM
The kids who want to say it should at least have the opportunity to.
What's stopping you from thinking about the pledge and your patriotism/allegiance to the U.S.? Needing to recite it in front of others strikes me as something else. There are far more meaningful and productive ways to support one's country and ideals. I actually support a mandatory 2 year military service for all outgoing H.S. seniors, but that's just me. And by the way, I find a higher allegiance to the Constitution rather than the flag and the country.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 08:06:25 PM
Most people in my school don't say it. I say it because i think it's important to love and respect the country that's so good to me. Removing the entire concept of saying the pledge blatantly disrespects the men and women that die everyday to make sure you stay alive.
No, it really doesn't. Swearing a blind loyalty oath is the type of tool used in societies such as those of the Nazis, Napoleonic France, and Soviet Russia. I don't have any respect for the pledge at all.
It shouldn't be a blind loyalty. People aren't saying it becaasue people don't care. People should care.
I don't yell the pledge for the whole school to hear me. I don't care if other people hear or not. If you can't even stand and show that minuscule of an amount of respect for your country, i doubt the lives of members of the armed forces are on your mind. Kids slumped over in their chairs with headphones hanging out of their ears openly show that they care very little about their country.
There are other ways of showing your patriotism, but it's the simplest thing to stand up, put a hand across your heart, and say a pledge that you've been saying since elementary school.
Although i don't think service should be mandatory, cuts too close to becoming a draft for me, we could always use the extra help. Service in the armed forces should be promoted more.
Constitution = good! I think pride in our flag, country, and Constitution all goes hand in hand. It's what our country is built on.
Sorry for long post.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 08:39:53 PM
People should care.
Most people do care, but priorities in day to day life don't start with country first. As 9/11 showed we are more than capable of standing behind our nations in a time of crisis.
Now, the slumping kinds with headphones speaks more about a degrading society with the break up of the nuclear family, the promotion of "corruptive" elements via mass communication and a lack of proper discipline within the home.
Quote from: Socks on January 12, 2009, 08:47:39 PM
Most people do care, but priorities in day to day life don't start with country first. As 9/11 showed we are more than capable of standing behind our nations in a time of crisis.
Now, the slumping kinds with headphones speaks more about a degrading society with the break up of the nuclear family, the promotion of "corruptive" elements via mass communication and a lack of proper discipline within the home.
I don't think we should stand behind our nation
only in times of crisis. Believe me, the last think i do when i wake up at 7:00 in the morning is turn on the Star Spangled Banner and raise the flag, but patriotism should be more prevalent than it currently is.
I agree with you about the lack of discipline and such. I just don't understand... when did parents let it become OK for kids to be disrespectful toward anyone? especially their country that keeps them happy and safe?
in grade K i punched a chinese kid in the nose and they told my parents
In pre-k i bit a kid and he bled. His parents told my dad to have me checked for rabies, and my dad told them to have their son checked for AIDs.
Quote from: Bassir on January 12, 2009, 09:10:09 PM
in grade K i punched a chinese kid in the nose and they told my parents
strangely enough i did the same thing except the kid wasn't chinese
but i broke his glasses
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 09:15:14 PM
In pre-k i bit a kid and he bled. His parents told my dad to have me checked for rabies, and my dad told them to have their son checked for AIDs.
you should get a world's greatest dad mug. LOL
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 09:15:14 PM
In pre-k i bit a kid and he bled. His parents told my dad to have me checked for rabies, and my dad told them to have their son checked for AIDs.
haha nice one.
Quote from: Bassir on January 12, 2009, 09:10:09 PM
in grade K i punched a chinese kid in the nose and they told my parents
you could potentially be my favorite person on here just for doing that.
i was in kindergarden and some boy like hit me with a twig or something.
so i just grabbed a big like log-ish type stick and smashed him in the head with it.
and i only put on the wall for a recess and they called my mother and she just laughed.
giggle;
Quote from: Strawberry Fields Forever on January 12, 2009, 03:55:37 PM
sorry, we don't all have five years of high school goonish
also integrated is honors here
what you listed is for the mediocre students
what, no you either started in algebra I or geometry or could take two at a time.
we just had regular, honors, and ap baddood;
Quote from: l a c e y on January 13, 2009, 06:26:21 AM
i was in kindergarden and some boy like hit me with a twig or something.
so i just grabbed a big like log-ish type stick and smashed him in the head with it.
and i only put on the wall for a recess and they called my mother and she just laughed.
giggle;
haha holy shit AWESOME
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 09:15:14 PM
In pre-k i bit a kid and he bled. His parents told my dad to have me checked for rabies, and my dad told them to have their son checked for AIDs.
oh god lol
In 11th grade, I walked into the bathroom to take a piss, and all of the urinals were being used so I pushed the stall door open. To my surprise, one of the token retarded kids (his name was John) was taking a shit on the toilet and started screaming. I freaked out and ran out of the bathroom.
John likes to dance around and pretend that he's talking to the president over a phone, by the way.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 12, 2009, 07:38:19 PM
Wtf that's retarded! Let's throw ALL patriotism and appreciation for the armed forces out the window. It's not like we're at war or anything.
bush says we're not at war
But even then, you shouldn't blindly support your country. I can understand World War II and all that, because it was actually to help people, but this shit we're doing to the middle east and sucking Israel's cock is doing no good for anyone.
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 13, 2009, 12:57:38 PM
bush says we're not at war
But even then, you shouldn't blindly support your country. I can understand World War II and all that, because it was actually to help people, but this shit we're doing to the middle east and sucking Israel's cock is doing no good for anyone.
It's not blind support if you know what you're supporting: a country of opportunity that was built on the hard work and lives of it's citizens as well as members of the armed forces. WW II goes hand in hand with every other reason i say the pledge. Rememberance, respect, and appreciation.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 13, 2009, 02:29:54 PM
It's not blind support if you know what you're supporting: a country of opportunity that was built on the hard work and lives of it's citizens as well as members of the armed forces. WW II goes hand in hand with every other reason i say the pledge. Rememberance, respect, and appreciation.
It's not that at all. You think the US gives a shit about any of that?
The United States of America's support for Israel is a strategic alliance. In other words, we're using them, so they're basically a little colony we used to keep an eye on the Russians, and now the Chinese.
However, these days for some reason the support has increased. I guess it's because Bush thinks that they're helping us with the so-called war on terror. Interestingly, we are hated by the "terrorists" for supporting Israel in the first place.
In second grade I was walking to the bathroom, and at the end of the hallway I saw a camel, a real life camel. just standing there. No one else, just a camel.
I walked back to the classroom lol.
It turned out that day there was some sort of animal trainer/collector at the school to show the kids the animals at an assembly, so the sighting wasn't quite as weird anymore lol.
When I was in preschool in Italy, this kid clawed at my face. I just took it because my parents always told me not to fight back. I had red marks down my face for a week. madood;
Quote from: Bassir on January 13, 2009, 02:52:35 PM
It's not that at all. You think the US gives a shit about any of that?
The United States of America's support for Israel is a strategic alliance. In other words, we're using them, so they're basically a little colony we used to keep an eye on the Russians, and now the Chinese.
However, these days for some reason the support has increased. I guess it's because Bush thinks that they're helping us with the so-called war on terror. Interestingly, we are hated by the "terrorists" for supporting Israel in the first place.
Some people like myself actually do give a shit about all that. I actually
do care about what this country was founded on and what it's
supposed to stand for. If you want America to turn into a breeding ground for disrespectful, dishonest low lives than fine. Abandon your country's past and drop all moral values at your feet. If America is such a repugnant and horrendous nation why do you live here? Move to fucking Canada and do whatever the fuck you want.
Ugh, I'm not telling you to say the pledge in agreeance with all the screwed up politicians out there. I'm saying that it should be recited in honor of every American citizen that has willingly given their life to do what they feel can keep you and your families intact and happy. It's such an effortless action, to say the pledge. A simple "thank you" to say the least, toward the outstanding efforts and achievements of the people who care about this country enough to die for it. I'm not saying all of America's doings ended well and benefited everyone, but you can't label America as a blind, ignorant country because it's doing the best they can with full knowledge that nothing works out perfectly.
For instance, I dislike Obama. I'm not saying he's going to do a terrible job running the US, but somewhere along the lines he's gonna screw up. Everyone always does somehow. At the end of his term/terms i would never pin him down with every mistake he's made and rebel against everything he stood for and America. The president has a difficult job to do and even if i disagree with him, i appreciate the effort he's put forth and i realize that he had good intentions. That same appreciation goes towards our troops, alive and dead, whenever i say the pledge.
And honestly i don't know enough about Israel to give you a solid standing on the subject.
In the 7th grade this kid threw a chess peice at me and it cutt my eyebrow open. I got lunch detention for trying and failing to kick him.
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 13, 2009, 10:12:42 PMI actually do care about what this country was founded on and what it's supposed to stand for.
It was founded on utter rebellion, disrespect to the mother country, religious or non-religious freedom, and not giving a damn about anyone else.
I show my pride in America but using my freedom to not do the pledge when everyone is trying to coax me into doing it.
thomas jefferson would be more proud of someone that knowingly refuses to do any sort pledge than someone that tries to make someone else do it
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 13, 2009, 10:20:39 PM
It was founded on utter rebellion, disrespect to the mother country, religious or non-religious freedom, and not giving a damn about anyone else.
I show my pride in America but using my freedom to not do the pledge when everyone is trying to coax me into doing it.
thomas jefferson would be more proud of someone that knowingly refuses to do any sort pledge than someone that tries to make someone else do it
The last thing I want to do is force America down anyone's throat, it just come across as disrespectful to take the pledge out of schools just so they don't 'offend' anyone. Most kids in school who start bitching about the seperation of church and state and their rights and all don't know what they're talking about. They're doing it solely for attention. I see it every day. They don't watch the news. They play freakin' Guitar Hero all day.
No one is required to be overly patriotic or to say the pledge, i just think that that sense of pride and respect in America has sliped too far away. It's to a point where people see patriotism as a bad thing. I'll admit, some people can take it too an extreme which leads to superiority complexes and such, but in my opinion, some type of acknowledgement of the US's sacrifices is necessary. It's depressing to know that some people out there really don't care about the well-being of our country or it's hardships. The pledge is just such a simply thing to me, i think people think too hard over it.
one of my roomates is black LOL
Quote from: heltar on January 13, 2009, 11:18:01 PM
one of my roomates is black LOL
HAHA.
ahh, that's mean, but funny.
Quote from: Tri4se on January 13, 2009, 04:24:50 PM
When I was in preschool in Italy, this kid clawed at my face. I just took it because my parents always told me not to fight back. I had red marks down my face for a week. madood;
I still have a scar on my face from when a girl scratched me when I was a baby. saddood;