weird shit that happened at your school

[:atomsk:]

You should have helped her regardless of her medical condition

I figured she was just being stupid. I didn't even cosider that she might actually be hurt. 

[Geno]

Last year I got to school like an hour late and I see cops surrounding the school. I'm like what the fuck. Then I see two cops with shotguns in their hands and I shit my pants and headed home.
I found out later it was because some guy like a mile away stole some cops taser 

[:atomsk:]

Last year I got to school like an hour late and I see cops surrounding the school. I'm like what the fuck. Then I see two cops with shotguns in their hands and I shit my pants and headed home.
I found out later it was because some guy like a mile away stole some cops taser 

ew.
and that reminds me, the cops came to our school a while back because someone saw kids walking around with guns. The police came to find our ROTC armed drill team spinning disarmed rifles.
people are dumb.

[Pyrate]

This 3-something year old coach had sex with this 15 year old girl.

Oh god, that girl is such a perv.

When I was in elementary school, this random guy came into the school and was pretending to be some kindergartener's babysitter.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

-Someone was recently stabbed behind the school
-Someone else was recently killed behind the school
-Last year a vice principal was fired for harassing various female students and over thirty teachers
-The same vice principal told people when/where it was okay to smoke marijuana without getting caught
-This year, in one day, we had eight fights
-A few days later there was another fight involving a huge group of people going after one kid, then the security guards arrived and started holding a guy down, but he got up and knocked the guard out

I'm probably missing a bunch, but that's all I can remember at the moment.

[Placebo Headwound]

Apparently, one of the art teachers insulted the new principal several times in the middle of a class after she criticized him.

He didn't get fired or anything.

[Nyerp]

some kid did some gay dance in the middle of the cafeteria at lunch idk

and just this week some girls got up and started dancing to "bye bye bye"

i was scared shitless

[LCK]

Um. I was in like second or third grade, and some kid who I recalle to be about 13 years old stole his mother's minivan and drove erratically around the town and eventually made it to the school and drove all through the school yard, hit a bike rack, then drove through the playground and took out a tire swing.
This was at like 7:30 in the morning and I watched this all unfold.

The junior high I attended was on the news because multiple students had hit lists, I guess. My best friend's little brother was on all the hit lists lol

There were a few other stories but I forgot them while I was typing this out.

[superclucky]

Oh, In first grade there was a murder message on the chalkboard and the teacher was like, OH GOD.

We were interrogated on whose handwriting matched it and how had the capacity to write such a message.

[:atomsk:]

Oh, In first grade there was a murder message on the chalkboard and the teacher was like, OH GOD.

We were interrogated on whose handwriting matched it and how had the capacity to write such a message.

Principle: "Billy, did you do this?!"
Teacher: "No, he didn't. Billy's too stupid. Sit down Billy you're a dumbass."
Billy: ;-;

[Daddy]

We found a gun in elementary school. 

[:atomsk:]

We found a gun in elementary school. 

wtf where?

[Kingmush]

The only weird things that have happened at my school are;

-Just yesterday actually, a freak accident happened at a local Elementary school where this kid (coincedentally the High School Vice Principal's nephew), was hit by a bus and basically squished under the tire...and all this happened when all the little kids were coming into school so they all saw it happen... Really sad.

-This one girl in my Chem class last year had a siezure.

But at my Cousin's school, he's had some weirder and funnier stuff happen. Like they had an Art teacher who was fired after some students found a video of him painting with his dick and balls and ass... On Youtube. :x His school has also had at least one streaker every year for the past four years. The latest one dressed up in a traditional Indian Headdress.

[Daddy]

wtf where?

hold on

[:atomsk:]

hold on

That's crazy. I found my parents gun once when i was 6 or 7. I picked it up and went to show my mom. She got really scared, took it from me, and told me she never wanted me to hold a gun again. I felt really bad, i almost cried because i thought she didn't like me anymore.