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Title: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Sam on January 05, 2009, 03:45:51 PM
So I had some new neighbors move next door to me a few months ago (it used to be my uncles house, he died last year and my nana wanted to keep the house in the family so now she's renting it).

I don't know too much about them, except that they have a BIG golden retriever, are kinda old, and a little creepy. Well, the guy at least.

So Just now Yurgen (that's the man's name) brought one of my uncles letters over to our house while walking his dog, knocks on the door very loudly til I open it, hands me the letter and says "Come out here, I want you to see something."

Now, I figured he was going to show me a spot on the sidewalk that was really icy or something. Not that it would have helped since I already fell on my sidewalk this morning. But no, he points out what was clearly the north star, and goes "Do you think that's a star?"

Thinking that he was just going to be like "well nope, it's a planet!" I said "Nah, it looks too bright to be a star."

and then he says "yeah... might be a space ship or something!"

And I was just like "...huh. Maybe. Well, goodnight."

Also I can't do anything in my backyard without him sitting on his porch and watching. He has the right to sit out there, and he does even when I'm not outside, but still. Bothers me.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Daddy on January 05, 2009, 03:47:48 PM
You should invite him here.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Lotos on January 05, 2009, 03:54:13 PM
Watching you, or the star?  I can't identify the North Star :(
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: l a c e y on January 05, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
ewwwie that is so creepy.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: wawi on January 05, 2009, 04:01:35 PM
I haven't spoken to any of my neighbors
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Lozal on January 05, 2009, 04:22:13 PM
Ewww. Creeper.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Sam on January 05, 2009, 04:26:05 PM
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 05, 2009, 04:22:13 PM
Ewww. Creeper.
But he doesn't really do it in a creepy way.. more in like... more like he admires me (and the other kids who would be playing in the backyard) for being youthful. I dunno. He doesn't strike me as a pedo.. it's just kinda unsettling.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Lozal on January 05, 2009, 04:27:23 PM
Quote from: Sam on January 05, 2009, 04:26:05 PM
But he doesn't really do it in a creepy way.. more in like... more like he admires me (and the other kids who would be playing in the backyard) for being youthful. I dunno. He doesn't strike me as a pedo.. it's just kinda unsettling.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: ME## on January 05, 2009, 04:29:36 PM
I've only talked to two of my neighbours, one was an old guy who kept asking me questions when we were moving in and then the other is in my English class, but I've only talked to him like three or four times.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on January 05, 2009, 04:39:46 PM
one of my neighbors is black LOL
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: YPrrrr on January 05, 2009, 04:46:59 PM
I only have like 4 neighbors and they're all pretty nice
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: superclucky on January 05, 2009, 04:50:00 PM
my neighbors are paranoid or drug dealers

the drug dealers are nice
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Sam on January 05, 2009, 05:06:10 PM
My next door neighbors to the left have 7 children, an abusive father, and a whore mother. One of the children clearly has a different father, also.

Across the street from them is the whore's sister. Two houses to the right of me are the whores parents. The 7 children sleep there at night because the father doesn't want to be annoyed by them when he gets drunk.

Oh, and they're my cousins.  n_u
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Pyrate on January 05, 2009, 06:24:18 PM
One of my neighbors beats his wife and every now and then the cops go to their house.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: famy on January 05, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on January 05, 2009, 06:24:18 PM
One of my neighbors beats his wife and every now and then the cops go to their house.
lol one of mine too

but shes a crackhead so i dont blame the husband
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: LCK on January 05, 2009, 08:09:25 PM
my neighbors barely speak english

good thing i know spanish
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 08:12:05 PM
Dammit am I the only one who doesn't know their neighbors?
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Geno on January 05, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 08:12:05 PM
Dammit am I the only one who doesn't know their neighbors?
Some people go outside
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Daphnia on January 05, 2009, 08:27:52 PM
One of my neighbors plays saxophone for a band. Another is an electrician. He has a wife and babies. Another is a student at the University. He has a roommate who is a chef at the Whitewater Center. One neighbor works at the airport. Her husband likes to hunt deer. I hope this has been an informative post. I strive to live up to the high standards of my peers in this manner. Comments are appreciated. As are invitations to various types of parties.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 08:34:54 PM
Quote from: Geno on January 05, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
Some people go outside
I do, but they don't :(
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Samus Aran on January 05, 2009, 08:35:56 PM
my neighbor is bipolar and had her kids taken away and she shined a flashlight through our window for some reason one night

also my mom had a restraining order against her for a while  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 05, 2009, 08:35:56 PM
also my mom had a restraining order against her for a while  hocuspocus;

Isn't it kind of awkward every time you see her?
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Samus Aran on January 05, 2009, 08:40:17 PM
Quote from: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 08:38:57 PM
Isn't it kind of awkward every time you see her?


Nah, not really. I never had anything personal against her and she never did for me either.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Daddy on January 05, 2009, 08:43:23 PM
my neighbors are mexican
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 05, 2009, 08:40:17 PM
Nah, not really. I never had anything personal against her and she never did for me either.
Then why the restraining order? Was it for shining the flashlight?  doodthing;
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Hiro on January 05, 2009, 09:40:52 PM
My neighbor is my uncle too! My other neighbor is some guy that i sometimes see outside working on his dukes of hazard car without a shirt and a cheezy mustache. There's also some old guy that comes over with his walker to collect our cans so he can get money for them, his name is Lyle. The guy you're talking about reminds me very much of him. Once he came in our house to look for my stepdad. >.< He also came over for a minute last christmas
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: famy on January 05, 2009, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Proletarian Guerilla on January 05, 2009, 08:43:23 PM
my neighbors are mexican
what a coincidence mexicans mow my lawn
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Samus Aran on January 05, 2009, 09:46:48 PM
Quote from: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
Then why the restraining order? Was it for shining the flashlight?  doodthing;


No, not really, it was more just because my mom was really paranoid about having a neighbor who was a diagnosed bipolar patient that was recognized as dangerous and thus had her children removed. The flashlight thing was definitely enough to scare my mom though, because honestly someone just sitting outside your window shining lights through it is pretty goddamn weird. Actually though I think it was a laser pointer, not a flashlight.

And of course my mom and this neighbor had a lot of fights and stuff too, so they were quite bitter toward each other at that point.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: heltar on January 05, 2009, 10:03:18 PM
Quote from: ΝεάÏ,ολις on January 05, 2009, 04:39:46 PM
one of my neighbors is black LOL


i lol'd
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 05, 2009, 10:39:56 PM
Oh I see kaz

WTF wasn't this topic like 4 pages long?
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Slim on January 05, 2009, 11:18:01 PM
Quote from: Daphnia on January 05, 2009, 08:27:52 PM
One of my neighbors plays saxophone for a band. Another is an electrician. He has a wife and babies. Another is a student at the University. He has a roommate who is a chef at the Whitewater Center. One neighbor works at the airport. Her husband likes to hunt deer. I hope this has been an informative post. I strive to live up to the high standards of my peers in this manner. Comments are appreciated. As are invitations to various types of parties.


I, too, have neighbors of varying occupations and hobbies. On multiple occasions I have interacted with them, although none of these occasions have been particularly noteworthy. I believe that the existence of our respective neighbors is something we share in common. It's a good thing that the Internet is around so that peers like us may converse in a casual setting and uncover these points of commonality. I hope that we may continue to discuss different topics socially in the future, which may very well result in similar occurrences.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: laskfn on January 06, 2009, 12:07:50 PM
my dad is the weird neighbor :(
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 06, 2009, 01:55:34 PM
My neighbor's son is in my health class. I had dinner with him once on a field trip. akudood;
other than him i know none of my other neighbors
our old neighbors would always get in fights though and there were police over on more than one occasion
sometimes you could hear them screaming at each other through the window
and once i heard gunshots but i'm not sure it was from them
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Selkie on January 06, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
I immediately thought of that movie The Burbs with Tom Hanks.

Now i want to watch it...
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Lozal on January 06, 2009, 03:26:34 PM
There aren't any children in my neighborhood, except for a girl who is friends with another girl who hates my guts. Typically they stay at her house and I stay in mine. I haven't had any confrontations yet. I don't plan on having any.

The rest of my neighbors are average old people that keep to themselves. Not a very exciting neighborhood.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: mario583 on January 06, 2009, 03:32:16 PM
Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 06, 2009, 03:26:34 PM
There aren't any children in my neighborhood, except for a girl who is friends with another girl who hates my guts. Typically they stay at her house and I stay in mine. I haven't had any confrontations yet. I don't plan on having any.

The rest of my neighbors are average old people that keep to themselves. Not a very exciting neighborhood.

Your life must be exciting.
bassir;
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2009, 07:00:40 PM
There's this woman I was talking to once (she moved) at some neighborhood party and she randomly pushed my hair behind my ears while we were talking.  Well that was kind of weird so I'm glad she's gone.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: :atomsk: on January 06, 2009, 10:29:13 PM
Old neighbor always peeked over my friends fence at us. Didn't say much.
http://www.familywatchdog.us/
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Daddy on January 06, 2009, 10:49:09 PM
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 06, 2009, 10:29:13 PM
Old neighbor always peeked over my friends fence at us. Didn't say much.
http://www.familywatchdog.us/
(http://sorb.chs.state.ma.us/Images/offender/30179.jpg)

Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Socks on January 06, 2009, 11:19:02 PM
That guy looks like he has someone else's face on.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Hermione Granger on January 07, 2009, 08:50:11 AM
watch out hes a pedo alien ;)
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Sam on January 07, 2009, 10:26:22 AM
Quote from: :atomsk: on January 06, 2009, 10:29:13 PM
Old neighbor always peeked over my friends fence at us. Didn't say much.
http://www.familywatchdog.us/

I thought of this

[spoiler](http://www.exhibitoronline.com/exhibitormagazine/images/november_2004/mediaevent/wilson_small.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Selkie on January 07, 2009, 11:54:08 AM
Quote from: Sam on January 07, 2009, 10:26:22 AM
I thought of this

[spoiler](http://www.exhibitoronline.com/exhibitormagazine/images/november_2004/mediaevent/wilson_small.jpg)[/spoiler]


oh god lol
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: :atomsk: on January 07, 2009, 06:51:57 PM
Quote from: Proletarian Guerilla on January 06, 2009, 10:49:09 PM
(http://sorb.chs.state.ma.us/Images/offender/30179.jpg)



That guy could look over your fence and down the street at the same time.
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: Geno on January 07, 2009, 08:58:55 PM
(http://ml.waspc.org/OffenderImage.aspx?821376)
(http://ml.waspc.org/OffenderImage.aspx?701065)

I like how these guys are both within 0.2 miles of the elementary school
Also I have a rapist living down the street
Title: Re: Weird Neighbors
Post by: KonohaShinobi on January 08, 2009, 10:20:11 AM
Quote"Come out here, I want you to see something."

He could have raped and killed you.

I do not even open the door if it's someone I do not know.