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Weird Neighbors

Started by Sam, January 05, 2009, 03:45:51 PM

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Slim

Quote from: Daphnia on January 05, 2009, 08:27:52 PM
One of my neighbors plays saxophone for a band. Another is an electrician. He has a wife and babies. Another is a student at the University. He has a roommate who is a chef at the Whitewater Center. One neighbor works at the airport. Her husband likes to hunt deer. I hope this has been an informative post. I strive to live up to the high standards of my peers in this manner. Comments are appreciated. As are invitations to various types of parties.


I, too, have neighbors of varying occupations and hobbies. On multiple occasions I have interacted with them, although none of these occasions have been particularly noteworthy. I believe that the existence of our respective neighbors is something we share in common. It's a good thing that the Internet is around so that peers like us may converse in a casual setting and uncover these points of commonality. I hope that we may continue to discuss different topics socially in the future, which may very well result in similar occurrences.
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laskfn

my dad is the weird neighbor :(

Kalahari Inkantation

My neighbor's son is in my health class. I had dinner with him once on a field trip. akudood;
other than him i know none of my other neighbors
our old neighbors would always get in fights though and there were police over on more than one occasion
sometimes you could hear them screaming at each other through the window
and once i heard gunshots but i'm not sure it was from them

Selkie

I immediately thought of that movie The Burbs with Tom Hanks.

Now i want to watch it...

Lozal

There aren't any children in my neighborhood, except for a girl who is friends with another girl who hates my guts. Typically they stay at her house and I stay in mine. I haven't had any confrontations yet. I don't plan on having any.

The rest of my neighbors are average old people that keep to themselves. Not a very exciting neighborhood.
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mario583

Quote from: Tomboh, Zyphet, and Travis's Best Friend on January 06, 2009, 03:26:34 PM
There aren't any children in my neighborhood, except for a girl who is friends with another girl who hates my guts. Typically they stay at her house and I stay in mine. I haven't had any confrontations yet. I don't plan on having any.

The rest of my neighbors are average old people that keep to themselves. Not a very exciting neighborhood.

Your life must be exciting.
bassir;

Himu

There's this woman I was talking to once (she moved) at some neighborhood party and she randomly pushed my hair behind my ears while we were talking.  Well that was kind of weird so I'm glad she's gone.

:atomsk:

Old neighbor always peeked over my friends fence at us. Didn't say much.
http://www.familywatchdog.us/

Daddy


Socks

That guy looks like he has someone else's face on.

Hermione Granger

watch out hes a pedo alien ;)

Sam

Quote from: :atomsk: on January 06, 2009, 10:29:13 PM
Old neighbor always peeked over my friends fence at us. Didn't say much.
http://www.familywatchdog.us/

I thought of this

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Selkie


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Quote from: Proletarian Guerilla on January 06, 2009, 10:49:09 PM




That guy could look over your fence and down the street at the same time.

Geno




I like how these guys are both within 0.2 miles of the elementary school
Also I have a rapist living down the street
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

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