Weird Neighbors

[Sam]

So I had some new neighbors move next door to me a few months ago (it used to be my uncles house, he died last year and my nana wanted to keep the house in the family so now she's renting it).

I don't know too much about them, except that they have a BIG golden retriever, are kinda old, and a little creepy. Well, the guy at least.

So Just now Yurgen (that's the man's name) brought one of my uncles letters over to our house while walking his dog, knocks on the door very loudly til I open it, hands me the letter and says "Come out here, I want you to see something."

Now, I figured he was going to show me a spot on the sidewalk that was really icy or something. Not that it would have helped since I already fell on my sidewalk this morning. But no, he points out what was clearly the north star, and goes "Do you think that's a star?"

Thinking that he was just going to be like "well nope, it's a planet!" I said "Nah, it looks too bright to be a star."

and then he says "yeah... might be a space ship or something!"

And I was just like "...huh. Maybe. Well, goodnight."

Also I can't do anything in my backyard without him sitting on his porch and watching. He has the right to sit out there, and he does even when I'm not outside, but still. Bothers me.

[Daddy]

You should invite him here.

[Lotos]

Watching you, or the star?  I can't identify the North Star

[l a c e y]

ewwwie that is so creepy.

[wawi]

I haven't spoken to any of my neighbors

[Lozal]

Ewww. Creeper.

[Sam]

Ewww. Creeper.

But he doesn't really do it in a creepy way.. more in like... more like he admires me (and the other kids who would be playing in the backyard) for being youthful. I dunno. He doesn't strike me as a pedo.. it's just kinda unsettling.

[Lozal]

But he doesn't really do it in a creepy way.. more in like... more like he admires me (and the other kids who would be playing in the backyard) for being youthful. I dunno. He doesn't strike me as a pedo.. it's just kinda unsettling.

Oh, I see what you mean.

[ME##]

I've only talked to two of my neighbours, one was an old guy who kept asking me questions when we were moving in and then the other is in my English class, but I've only talked to him like three or four times.

[Det in F♯ Major]

one of my neighbors is black LOL

[YPrrrr]

I only have like 4 neighbors and they're all pretty nice

[superclucky]

my neighbors are paranoid or drug dealers

the drug dealers are nice

[Sam]

My next door neighbors to the left have 7 children, an abusive father, and a whore mother. One of the children clearly has a different father, also.

Across the street from them is the whore's sister. Two houses to the right of me are the whores parents. The 7 children sleep there at night because the father doesn't want to be annoyed by them when he gets drunk.

Oh, and they're my cousins. 

[Pyrate]

One of my neighbors beats his wife and every now and then the cops go to their house.

[famy]

One of my neighbors beats his wife and every now and then the cops go to their house.

lol one of mine too

but shes a crackhead so i dont blame the husband