My head's been itching a lot recently, but I never thought much about it until a tiny insect fell out of my hair today as I scratched my head. I didn't really think way too much of that insect until 2 more fell out.
...lice? Of all the embarassing things, why lice? Now I have to go to the clinic to see if I really have it. And if I do, then I have to get special shampoo and disinfect a whole bunch of things in my room both here at college and at home.
Fuck.
Lucky. When I was a kid, I always wanted lice. :(
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on October 27, 2008, 08:51:39 PM
Lucky. When I was a kid, I always wanted lice. :(
why? it fucking sucks
I saw little red bug things moving in my history textbook two years ago. ugly; When I saw a speck fall from my head (it itched every now and then) I got scared.
Quote from: Lotos on October 27, 2008, 08:53:45 PM
I saw little red bug things moving in my history textbook two years ago. ugly; When I saw a speck fall from my head (it itched every now and then) I got scared.
Was it lice?
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on October 27, 2008, 08:58:56 PM
Lice are white.
I know, that's why I asked.
It might of been some hybrid lice or something.
We must quarantine Boyah
lol kaz has fleas.
I got lice once because some girl in Kindergarten kept getting it and she sat near me.
FUCK YOU YOU FLEABAG FURFAG.
Now I'm itchy just thinking of lice. :(
I thought this thread was about AIDS before reading the actual post.
Wash your hair with mayonnaise. spam;
And god damnit my my hair and arms are itchy. :(
Really Kaz, I hate you. I'm so itchy. :(
Also use mineral oil. and put a bag over your hair and they will suffocate.
they're probably going to burrow into your brain
Quote from: russell on October 27, 2008, 09:47:31 PM
they're probably going to burrow into your brain
Too late for that. doodella;
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCEEEEEEEEE
Seriously this thread reminds me of that Invader Zim episode
Quote from: Khadafi on October 27, 2008, 09:23:23 PM
lol kaz has fleas.
I got lice once because some girl in Kindergarten kept getting it and she sat near me.
did you have to like disinfect all the cloth in your room
Quote from: Khadafi on October 27, 2008, 09:25:52 PM
FUCK YOU YOU FLEABAG FURFAG.
Now I'm itchy just thinking of lice. :(
lol spam;
I've had dandruff for over two years now maps;
Quote from: Hiro on October 27, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
I've had dandruff for over two years now maps;
ew
Quote from: Hiro on October 27, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
I've had dandruff for over two years now maps;
I have terrible dandruff. maps;
Quote from: russell on October 27, 2008, 09:47:31 PM
they're probably going to burrow into your brain
like the cerebral bore in turok 2? :o
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on October 27, 2008, 10:32:08 PM
like the cerebral bore in turok 2? :o
The cerebral bore is the greatest weapon ever. doodella;
i'm fucking going crazy here
now that i know i have it, my head itches more than it did before
and another one fell out a few minutes ago
i fucking hate this and it's so disgusting
Maybe you wash your hair too much
lice makes me wanna puke.
i thought you were gonna say you got chelsea preggers and were welcomed to the wonderful world of fatherhood
thanks for making me scratch my head a lot you prick >:(
I HAD LICE IN 4TH GRADE.
My best friend did too. We were both out for like a week. And while she was gone she made me tell everyone she was on vacation. When I was gone she told everyone I had lice. Bitch.
Anyway, the worst part is the embarassment, they're not actually all that gross. They're kinda cool, actually.
hearing about them makes my head itchy though. :(
Reading this thread made me itch all over. :(
they're seeping through my internets myface;
I've never had lice, though my brother has had it twice I think.
Also ahhhh my neck and the back of my head started tingling when I read this. ;_;
I've never gotten lice and I only have mild dandruff in one small area. I also believe I'm the only one that didn't have their head get itchy from reading this. :|
Must be the gel that prevents feeling
scratching my head hard enough to make the full-grown ones fall out seems to be helping, slightly
it's not going to cure it, but it's lowering their population at least UNTIL MORE EGGS HATCH :(
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on October 28, 2008, 02:00:19 PM
scratching my head hard enough to make the full-grown ones fall out seems to be helping, slightly
it's not going to cure it, but it's lowering their population at least UNTIL MORE EGGS HATCH :(
Douse your head in mineral oil and place a plastic bag over your hair. After about half an hour take it off and comb your hair.
I had lice in like, 3rd grade.
They seem to spread most around elementary school kids. And I avoid them so I tend to be fine.
I swear I just heard someone 2 days ago talking about lice, and they said that lice actually keep your hair really clean.
Quote from: MethreE on October 28, 2008, 10:04:39 PM
I swear I just heard someone 2 days ago talking about lice, and they said that lice actually keep your hair really clean.
uh, no, that's not true
the only correlation between lice and clean hair is that lice tend to prefer cleaner hair, probably because it's easier for them to navigate and populate the hair then
Quote from: MethreE on October 28, 2008, 10:04:39 PM
I swear I just heard someone 2 days ago talking about lice, and they said that lice actually keep your hair really clean.
How is that supposed to make anything better?
Quote from: Kazmopolitan on October 28, 2008, 10:06:46 PM
uh, no, that's not true
the only correlation between lice and clean hair is that lice tend to prefer cleaner hair, probably because it's easier for them to navigate and populate the hair then
oh okay, I guess I thought I heard something else.
Kaz did you take my advice yet?
Quote from: Khadafi on October 28, 2008, 10:14:30 PM
Kaz did you take my advice yet?
no dude i'm just going to get some medicated shampoo or whatever and get a lice comb
my case seems to be getting a tiny bit better...i combed some out tonight and they were way smaller than yesterday
seems i'm getting rid of most of them before they can reach adulthood and then lay eggs but that's just hopeful wishing
Hey Kaz.
[spoiler]Bugs are having sex in your hair, right now.
THINK OF THAT[/spoiler]
baddood;
...:'(
Quote from: Khadafi on October 28, 2008, 10:19:06 PM
Hey Kaz.
[spoiler]Bugs are having sex in your hair, right now.
THINK OF THAT[/spoiler]
baddood;
fucking lmao
kaz you're a disgusting lice-infested POOR PERSON baddood;
think about it
hobos have lice
you have lice
a match made in hell meaty cocks
There was this girl in 2nd grade or something that had lice, and then everyone stayed away from her for the rest of her elementary school career.
hahahaa you have lice eeew hahaha!
Quote from: Lotos on October 27, 2008, 08:53:45 PM
I saw little red bug things moving in my history textbook two years ago. ugly; When I saw a speck fall from my head (it itched every now and then) I got scared.
could be bedbugs or something
I used to have bed dandruff but I take really good care of my scalp now so I don't have it anymore.
I am a lean mean well moisturized machine.spam;
I remember the first time I got cooties.
Quote from: Duke of Prunes on October 29, 2008, 05:54:37 PM
I remember the first time I got cooties.
I, on the other hand, always had my cootie shots.
Quote from: Ezlo on October 29, 2008, 06:01:20 PM
I, on the other hand, always had my cootie shots.
circle circle dot dot
you just got your cootie shot