fucking ew, this wasn't supposed to ever happen to me

[Samus Aran]

My head's been itching a lot recently, but I never thought much about it until a tiny insect fell out of my hair today as I scratched my head. I didn't really think way too much of that insect until 2 more fell out.

...lice? Of all the embarassing things, why lice? Now I have to go to the clinic to see if I really have it. And if I do, then I have to get special shampoo and disinfect a whole bunch of things in my room both here at college and at home.

Fuck.

[One Man Freak Show]

Lucky. When I was a kid, I always wanted lice.

[Samus Aran]

Lucky. When I was a kid, I always wanted lice.

why? it fucking sucks

[Lotos]

I saw little red bug things moving in my history textbook two years ago.  When I saw a speck fall from my head (it itched every now and then) I got scared.

[strongbad]

I saw little red bug things moving in my history textbook two years ago.  When I saw a speck fall from my head (it itched every now and then) I got scared.

Was it lice?

[One Man Freak Show]

Was it lice?

Lice are white.

[Lotos]

Was it lice?

I have no idea.  They're gone now though.

[strongbad]

Lice are white.

I know, that's why I asked.
It might of been some hybrid lice or something.

[YPrrrr]

We must quarantine Boyah

[One Man Freak Show]

We must quarantine Boyah

Break out the hairnets.

[Samus Aran]

We must quarantine Boyah

you're mean wiper

[Daddy]

lol kaz has fleas.

I got lice once because some girl in Kindergarten kept getting it and she sat near me.

[Daddy]

FUCK YOU YOU FLEABAG FURFAG.

Now I'm itchy just thinking of lice. 

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I thought this thread was about AIDS before reading the actual post.

[Himu]

Wash your hair with mayonnaise.

And god damnit my my hair and arms are itchy.