the story chapter one is coming soon. It's about Kaz, the owner of a new cafe called Boyah, and it's new expirimental delivery service which allows his crew to deliver ACROSS DIMENSIONS, even. The plan is eventually Kaz and a few others will take on Starbucks itself for Interdimensional Coffee monopoly.
STORY COMING SOON! Gonna be a long and good read, I assure you.
Deaths in the series
*V
*Bassir
I stopped reading after soon.
Chapter 1: Introduction
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Kaz was working happily tuning up a large black box, with a Penis on the side scribbled on by Andrew1911 detailing a story of having sex with Moot. The machine was whirring again soon, as Kaz closed the cover and turned on the printer.
"We're up and running and ready to take orders, guys. Try not to screw our first day up."
Two people came out from the stairwell leading to the upstairs living quarters on top of the fairly large coffeeshop. These two were SBKT, the one with fairly long brown curly hair, and always wearnig a bucket hat, and cargo jeans. It was almost impossible to see his eyes and when you could, it was sort of disturbing, and sort of a blank stare. The other person was buff, with a great head of blonde hair, known as Bassir. He was totally shirtless and nearly pantsless from his daily workout.
SBKT commented on the machine... "What about the graffiti on the side of it? I don't want to continously looking at Anjew's dick, there"
Bassir butted in "Well I think it looks sort of cute."
Kaz sighed, and checked out the machine, to see if there were orders coming in. There was one on it's way indeed, and the location was being set. A large blue shiny door opened up to an almost pure darkness, sort of like a Wormhole. Kaz handed SBKT a tray with 2 espressos, and a plain Mocha. He enters inside, and disappeared. The door shuts behind him.
Bassir mumbled "That guy is so fucking annoying..."
Kaz slapped Bassir, and Bassir got to serving customers in there so Kaz could open up the gate. Soon, there was a lot of customers for the Lunch rush, and SBKT arrived around the same time, panting heavily.
"Fucking monsters there, and one followed me home!"
"What?! I told you how to handle these!"
"I couldn't help it."
From behind SBKT stepped three people. The shy one hid behind SBKT and stayed quiet. Hs anme was SM. The two others were quiet, but still sort of crious, and went to pester Kaz to find out more about him, their names were LCK and ClassicTyler.
Kaz groaned... "You're training them."
"Shit."
BASSIR IS A MAIN CHARACTER? AHHHH
It would be funnier if you put it in an easier to read format.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 26, 2007, 03:54:18 PM
It would be funnier if you put it in an easier to read format.
It's not supposed to be funny..... yet.
Also, if you want to be in it, you gotta act now. I'm picking which side people go on at Random. Andrew, I already know your role, and you're gonna be integral part of bringing down Starbucks.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 03:58:52 PM
Also, if you want to be in it, you gotta act now. I'm picking which side people go on at Random. Andrew, I already know your role, and you're gonna be integral part of bringing down Starbucks.
I wanna be in it. powerofone;
Chapter 2:First encounter
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It's been two weeks so far, and the small shop known as Boyah-cafe has grown in size and popularity, opening up a smaller shop on the other side of Saskatoon. LCK and ClassicTyler started running the other shop, and were doing fine, while at the main, SM worked the register, Kaz still ran the interdimensional deliveries, and SBKT was running the coffees all over everywhere. Bassir had been brewing the coffee, so nobody cares about him.
Ding!
Kaz woke up from a good sleep, and looked at the monitor.
"SBKT, it's Andrew1911. He's in E-Honolulu, and he wants a Triple Espresso with Ketchup. I should have expected this from him"
"The bastard just took off before we opened, so why are we gonna deliver to him?"
"He owes me money for sucking his dick like that, now is the chance to get it." Kaz loaded his gun.
Bassir screamed, "You found the guy? He owes me a dime! The Cavs got raped!" Upon saying this, a regular customer came over the counter and garroted Bassir, wounding him greatly, and hopped abck over.
Kaz began to shout. "FIREMAN, YOU GET YOUR STUPID ASS OVER HERE NOW! WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT DOING THAT?!"
SBKT left with the delivery, and the gun for the next destination, and the door closed behind him as he ended up on the beach, where a large black person lay, with a few watermelons, some sprite, some White women clutching their privates and crying while blood pours out, and some KFC. This definntely was Andrew1911.
"So, Andrew, I got your order, and Kaz wants his mone-"
SBKT was cut off by a man in a green apron. The hat and Apron said Starbucks, and it was revealed it was iWolf, carrying an identical order.
iWolf turned and grinned. "Fastest service in the land, bitch." and left.
Andrew snorted and laughed, while pieces of chicken fell out of his mouth.
"I NEVER HAD TO RAPE HIM TO GET MY COFFEE! YOU ON THE OTHER HAN-"
"Woah, I'm not gay!"
"Are you straight?"
"Not exactly"
"GOOD ENOUGH"
Andrew1911 got out of the chair and slowly lumbered towards SBKT, who was frozen in fear. Andrew1911 dropped his pants and a massive penis just flopped right out, quickly becoming hard and looking entirely like a giant Oak tree. SBKT was scared, and he pulled the gun he got from Kaz on Andrew1911. 4 shots. One to the head, one to the chest, one to each testicle. The only bullet that actually did anything was the one that hit the left testicle, as it hit it at just the right angle to make it explode. Andrew was done.
"Why did you get an order from Starbucks as well?"
"To see your progress with that piece of shit store you got"
"Well, how long have they been around?"
"Long enough for me to have consented sex with their CEO... twice"
"Ugh, I don't need to know. Well, Kaz is gonna want his money, and I'll be back for you myself later."
Andrew handed over the money, and SBKT headed back, into a large black hole which quickly closed behind him.
Upon return, Kaz squealed "You have the money! How was he?"
SBKT, after thinking for a long time replied, "We have competition now."
To be continued.
... Jesus. I'm not even that specific.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 26, 2007, 04:26:47 PM
... Jesus. I'm not even that specific.
Well, I can hardly ever follow your stories, so I added more. You still get to rape and shit, though. Only you're a huge black man.
I can't say much about it right now, but I'm sure it will get better.
I was thinking about getting a summer job at a cafe. Nice story.
Chapter 3:Shit, this is longer than Andre1911's
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Back at the main Boyah Cafe, SBKT, SM, LCK, Kaz, Bassir, Kaz, Classictyler, and Fireman.EXE, currently put to work for stabbing Bassir, are all having a meeting about this new situation
Kaz began... "We CANNOT afford to lose our business. This is important that we find out what the hell is going on, and who works for them, and, well, whatever other information we could get."
SBKT replied harshly "You already forgot that Andrew1911 knew about it? Did you ever think he started this to fuck us all over?! This is madness, going against one of Andrew1911's plots, because they always seem to work out."
SM took a few steps back, and mumbled something, obviously a bit frightened by how intense it was. Bassir was dead serious and ClassicTyler and LCK wouldn't stop clowning around, earning them both a stab in the left shoulder from Fireman. Kaz started messing with the black box from earlier, and he opened the door to the Adjustable interdimenional cross, and motioned Everyone but Bassir to come in. Bassir was reluctant, but he was the strongest of them, and it would be best he stood behind in case anything happened.
The door closed. The group was in E-Honolulu again, only this time, they were outside of Andrew1911's mansion. The gate opened and they walked inside through gates made entirely of gold, and at the door stood the massive black man.
"Can I help you?"
"Yes, we need to know whatever we can about Starbucks, and what you have to do with this."
Andrew paused for a moment, and took a puff from his Cigar, which had burnt down quite a bit already. He told them about his motives, which was really a big bet he arranged with another guy named mariofreak55.
Classictyler angrily met this with "You mean, our war against another coffeeshop which has the same stuff we got is YOUR fault?"
Andrew laughed and said "No, it has MORE than you. MUCH more. It's bigger than 4chan, Nsider, whatever you can think of. It may even be larger than Google."
Kaz sighed. "So, we're screwed?"
"No, I can interfere with the bet I placed, right?"
...There was a silence, and the whole group had paused. What was he thinking? With their questions sort of answered, possibly with lies(Will be revealed soon), there may be hope for Boyah-Cafe after all. SBKT had no idea if he was lying, because he cannot read emotions, but it seems Kaz knew what was going on. The future is going to be hard for the next bit.
The gang headed back through their portal, as it were, to find the store was not messed, but there was blood on the floor. Trailing the blood a few feet to outside the store, there was Bassir's body. Someone had clubbed him to death with what appears to be a Giant Vibrator, which wasn't even lying that far away. The police had just shown up too, with Morning_Glory hosting the operation.
"Hello Officer Glory."
"Hello Kaz, KT, corpse..."
While SM was busy fighting over the giant vibrator with Classictyler in a test to see who is more twisted in the back, LCK butted in with a good question. "Shouldn't there be witnesses, or anything?"
Glory shook his head. Everyone had just mysteriously started to move out. He said then it was a person dressed in Green who did it, and a few people in black. Morning_Glory then gave Kaz the Inasurance forms for Bassir's death to fill out, while Kaz cracked a joke "Hey, this way, we can buy a new Bassir for nearly free!"... The group was cold to it.
...
SM had won against Tyler, and was parading around with the Giant vibrator happily.
This is a big story.
Who would kill Bassir with a vibrator? I could only think of V.
WTF? I'M DEAD? gonk;
Quote from: Bassir on May 26, 2007, 05:27:03 PM
WTF? I'M DEAD? gonk;
Yes, and I dunno what happened.
Bassir's dead already. Verah nice. thumbup;
Quote from: Kaz on May 26, 2007, 05:35:11 PM
Bassir's dead already. Verah nice. thumbup;
I think this story will die without me.
THEY TRIED TO SHUT ME DOWN ON SBKT'S STORY BUT IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME.
Chapter 4: V spotted!
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It's been 3 days for recovery, but the group kept working inbetween then, only, it's been at one Store the whole time, and there hasn't been time to hire anyone new. The place seems down, and SM is still enjoying the giant vibrator found on the street. Later in the day ClassicTyler grabbed it, and then noticed a V on the weapon/Toy.
"Hey, look at this!" he screamed, waving Kaz over, while SBKT left to deliver coffee to Megaman X, Zero, and Sigma, who were sitting down to solve their conflicts civilly. SBKT had taken a knife, a self-crafted sword, and a shotgun just in case. Kaz noticed the V, and of course, said "It's V, of course. I remember him. Makes me think of that Epic Fail Guy I met down on the 4chan Crossroads. He was nice then, I wonder what happened?"
SBKT had come to the Hunter Base, and was nearly shot to death by the security system, thank god for the Shotgun or he'd never have survived. SBKT still suffered a minor leg-wound from the shrapnel because he exploded a few Mechaniloids, but all in all, was fine. When he entered, he saw a guy wearing a mask, and a GREEN HAT AND APron.
"I brought the Oil-espressos for you, and HOLY SHIT, IT'S YOU!"
"Hehehehe, I guess you can see I'm still as bad as ever, but I have time for a game I guess."
Megaman X, Zero, and Sigma were there at a table surrounded by the most good-looking flowers anyone has ever seen, and they sat there speechless. The Reploids backed away a bit and sipped their beverages, and continued talking.
SBKT took out the sword he crafted of some of the finest materials around, and swung once at V's face, leaving a small scratch on the mask. V laughed and picked up the Giant Vibrator he had, this time, the thing seemed to be semi-hollow, and had a handle in it. V pointed it down at SBKT's feet, and pulled the trigger that was out of sight at the moment. A flash, and the floor before SBKT's feet was a giant crater. SBKT lunged forward jamming the sword all the way into the barrel of the vibrator, and the thing began to short-circuit.
V didn't even flinch. Instead, began swinging it like a club. SBKT took out the knife and started to swipe again. V connected to the left shoulder, paralyzing his entire arm. It went limp, as SBKT slashed up, cutting V's mask in half, showing nothing at all. No skin, just the skull. V laughed at SBKT as SBKT jumped back a few feet, while he pulled out the shotgun. SBKT had one shot left in the gun, and he knew it. This was the only chance.
V swung, hitting the shotgun, making it fire prematurely, though, and the shot went and scarred Sigma's face, along with cracking V's skull slightly. One more swing hit SBKT's right leg paralyzing that too, and he finally jammed the knife into V's skull. The blood poured out from the face, and V fell to the ground, dead. SBKT would die unless he got help himself, too, but thankfully, X helped him gather his equipment back and send him home.
While SBKT was leaving, Megaman X stated "I really like the Boyah Cafe version. I find Starbucks has a bit too much Ethanol in it.", and Zero agreed. Sigma was furious, though, and took out his sword. "YOU WANT TO GO, YOU LITTLE ROBOTIC BITCH?" Any witnesses weer taken out after reporting that, showing MEgaman is a more complicated series than anyone thought.
SBKT got through the gate fine, but collapsed on the floor. The first to react was SM, by dropping the giant vibrator to Classictyler and looking for a phone. Soon, Officer Glory showed up again and got an ambulance to come.
Glory noted "The situation you have gotten yourself into seems to get worse and worse. LCK has been found wounded outside as well. Whoever is doing this really seems to hate you."
Haha wtf...nice MMX inclusion. thumbup;
Quote from: Kaz on May 26, 2007, 06:11:07 PM
Haha wtf...nice MMX inclusion. thumbup;
Yeah, now we know what REALLY happened.
Chapter 5: Sit and talk.
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SBKT is hooked up to a whole bunch of machines, aiding his recovery right now. He can't really move, or anything. Bassir is dead. ClassicTyler is probably braindead. Kaz ponders these to figure out what his move would be against Starbucks, as he's going to get aggressive. It takes a long time to think of, in the meantime, LCK and ClassicTyler and SM are constantly doing other orders to other places, including Gensokyo(Marisa was pissed because all other coffeeshops were closed. SM was electrocuted when delivering the coffee), Elysium, Inferia, Celestia, and Eternia(Skeletor needed a break).
Kaz had been thinking for a long time, and decided he'd go alone to Andrew1911's place, in E-honolulu.
"I'm going to get more dirt on these people now. I'llbe back soon"
LCK was quick to complain with "But we're busy enough as it is! We are going to have to hire more people soon!" so Kaz responded, "We cannot get anyone right now, unless you count Hime-shit."
"What? Who's Hime?"
"Never mind, just get to work!"
Kaz went through the door. Upon arriving at Andrew1911's mansion, he finds the golden gates were melted down, and the house had been bombed. It was only charred, thankfully. Kaz knocked on the door and was greeted by Andrew, who was busy drinking a 2 Litre jug of Sprite. They went into the Dining room for a bit of food, and had a good conversation between the two.
Kaz started, "I need to know more about Starbucks. What we know now is just not enough to deal with them."
"Well, I know you've taken down 1 of the top four. You beat all four, and the owner will have no choice but to show themselves."
"We beat V, correct? It nearly killed SBKT!"
"HE did? Wow, I'd nevver think he'd be able to beat the second strongest of them. The strongest would be Lawlz, of course."
"And the other two?"
"Not important right now. You beat Lawlz and they'll come to you. Now is not the time to lay in bed, though. They'll be back almost immediately."
Kaz was frustrated with the info he was getting. There was nearly nothing there, and thought it might be good to get some other things... The things wanted were pretty rare, but Andrew1911 had them, for a hefty price. Loads of dynamite for taking down establishments across the universes was going to be pretty difficult, considering you'd have to lose your virginity to Andrew in order to get the dynamite.
"But, can one of my employees do it? I'm not good for this"
"Okay, but it has to be tonight. I'm not going to wait forever."
Kaz set off towards home, to see which member of his party he would be willing to sacrifice for this cost. Taking it from Andrew is always fatal....
To be continued, of course.
Chapter 3: 20/10
The others: 0/10
Chapter 6: Tyler dies.
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Kaz arrives home, where Tyler seems to be waiting for something. Kaz asks "What's wrong?" with no response. Tyler keeps pacing, and then notices SM is gone.
"What the hell?"
"I hate to break it to you, but SM has been captured by Starbucks"
A noise comes from SBKT. He can't move still, so he just waves his hands in an "aw, fuck it" motion. Tyler thinks for a moment while LCK is working the counter and all, and says "I'll go after Tyler. It's my fault he went to whatever the hell it is."
Just then, Morning_Glory busts down the door, scaring everyone out of the Cafe. HE demands to speak with Kaz, and drags him out by the ear like a mother.
"Kaz, this is getting too dangerous. You're gonna have to shut down your coffeeshop and start a computer store"
"Officer Glory, I can't right now. Someone is missing and someone is wounded so it's hard enough running the store. Someone is captured and I'm not gonna stand there while this happens. It's just rude, even."
"Well, suit yourself, but you'll have to finish this bullshit in ONE MONTH. IF you're still having trouble with Starbucks, I'll have to shut you down by force."
Morning_Glory flashes his gun, and Kaz wipes the sweat from his forehead. As Glory drives off, Kaz asks Tyler for a favour.
"Listen, Tyler, I got the location of where SM is being held, and I'm giving you what you need to rescue her. At least one of you has to come back from this"
"I see, well, get it ready."
Kaz does all the necessary preparations, and soon, the door's portal is configured. Tyler steps in... for the last time.
"It's dark here"
Classictyler has warped into the vents of one of the three main Starbucks stores. He looks around the vents, every once in a while finiding light then peering down to see what's inside. After passing 42 vents, he's fairly tired, but still clutching the gun and grenade he's been handed. Finally, he comes across SM, who is strapped to a table, with... LAWLZ. Lawlz was standing right there, with his massive Elephant Seal sized penis hoevering over...
ClassicTyler can't stand it, and busts in, swining and nailing Lawlz in the face. LAwlz falls over, and his dick knocks ClassicTyler into the wall. Tyler gets out, and with 4 shots and a few acrobatic feats, SM is free, and grabbing a pipe to stop LAwlz with.
Lawlz quickly corners Tyler, and approaches him with his massive member. Right then...
SHNK.
SM has impaled Lawlz through the lung. Lawlz turns around, knocking SM down. SM scrambles to get up, and does, but it's too late because Lawlz is already over him, that is, until Tyler jumps on Lawlz' back, with the grenade in his mouth... without the pin.
Tyler, almost like a retarded Downs Syndrome Monkey says "Run!" as Lawlz spins in a futile attempt to get off, so SM runs, out of the room, finding the portal, and disappearing. There is a large explosion as he leaves, still, maybe Tyler isn't dead.
This is soon proved false as part of Tyler's head comes through with SM. Kaz immediately knows what has happened, but still, feels the urge to celebrate as Lawlz has been defeated, and one of the three main branches of Starbucks destroyed. At the same time, SBKT is recovered enough to get out of the bed and move around, though he cannot do heavy lifting, so that means no serving the Black Matter cola that Boyah-cafe is so famous for for him.
TO BE CONTINUED. AGAIN.
He was a great man who risked his life for SM, some guy none of us except you know. edumacate;
Quote from: Kaz on May 26, 2007, 09:22:04 PM
He was a great man who risked his life for SM, some guy none of us except you know. edumacate;
Yep. SM has to be included.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 26, 2007, 03:54:18 PM
It would be funnier if you put it in an easier to read format.
V has to kill someone. After all, he is black. nigga;
Quote from: The Raven on May 27, 2007, 09:12:48 AM
V has to kill someone. After all, he is black. nigga;
But V killed Bassir, so SBKT killed V and almost died himself.
Plus, Lawlz died but not without giving Tyler a fatal buttfuck first.
And I have writer's block.
Chapter 7: Andrew1911 falls 12,000 feet
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It is elsewhere, somewhere above Germany
"Ha haaaaaaaaaaa! My bet is working out just fine now!" said a figure, who could only been seen with a pink shirt. Behind the person there was a girl with a large mallet, and at the other side of the black table, a clear face of one of the most hated people, who was banned from BOYAH-cafe for masturbating in the middle of the line with his shit-brown toes. This person... was Mariofreak.
The two unknown people and Mariofreak were in the Starbucks' Flying Fortress' Executive room, playing pool, and having some BOYAH-Cafe coffee, knowing they wouldn't drink their own, as it was drugged. The two other mystery characters were standing around, and listening to Mariofreak.
"Our plan is going without a hitch, of course, the bet was a bit lopsided, no"
The figure with the hammer stated "The thing is, we lost V and Lawlz, what would we do now?"
The mallet-weilding figure was obviously female from the voice. And not even human. You could feel the cold coming from her now, if you stood within even a kilometre of her. The other figure in Pink seemed to have a Poolcue, a mask with the face of Edward Elric, and a large sack of cash saying "Take me to mexico" on it. Mariofreak was still himself. A face of an emo kid, hair from the eighties, and the darkest fucking skin you'd ever see, next to Andrew1911's.
"The next two in line are the strongest, and f you remember, our last two fights, a Boyan worker was nearly killed. The second one someone DID die, though. We'll have no problems taking them down, though, I assure you"
The two other figures stood quietly, and went back to playing Strip-Billiards. The Mallet Weilder was losing badly, and the pink figure was getting a major erection.
Andrew1911 coughed. He had been found, as the two figures attacked the door with Vaginal Lazers. Andrew was flung into a wall as he pulled out a Plasma grenade and pulled the pin. The pink figure attacked first with his Penis at the ready like a spear. Andrew1911 barely dodged and slapped the Plasma grenade on the fuzzy white balls.
"My nuts feel funny"
This was all the character could say before it exploded, destroying both his testes, and leaving him crying on the floor. The mallet weilder attacked, swinging and putting a hole in the floor of the flying fortress, which was fueled byStarbucks coffee. The Mallet-Weilder grinned as Andrew1911 Readied his Cum-gun, which causes instant impregnation, and possibly death.
The mallet was swung, knocking asnd crushing the gun from Andrew's hand, and no sooner did Andrew pull out his Trusty golden gun then he was knocked out of the Fortress, falling to the ground. Mariofreak walked to the hiole put in by Andrew's massive girth, and said "You never should have tried, motherfucker."
Soon, there was a large crash, and a crater could be seen on the ground.
"You're one dumb Cart-rider."
What is happening to the figure with now no nuts? How many pieces is Andrew in? Will Mariofreak really win? Find out next time!
wacist
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Quote from: Milad on May 27, 2007, 05:58:01 PM
wacist
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go fuck yourself. It's my story, and if it's so bad, you should be DELETING every one of Andrew's. 'By the Way..
Bassir, you'll be plased, but, [spoiler]You come back soon[/spoiler]
Chapter 8: Someone is back
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A large thud is hear by the Trampoline store. Then a bounce. Kaz is annoyed and decides to go to investigate, to find a very lean Black man.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Andrew1911"
Kaz was shocked. Last time he saw Andrew, Andreew was as big as a Humpback whale. Now he looked like a chocolate Arnold. After helping Andrew back to the Boyah Cafe, they all sit down, and close the store yet again. Some people are trying to break the glass by smashing their faces into it. The group was gathered around as Andrew took a large piece of paper and began drawing soething
LCK inquired, "What is it?"
"It's a tree stump with a vagina."
"What?"
"I said it's a tree Stump with a vagina, damnit!"
Andrew began drawing again, and and SBKT noted something.
"Looks like whatever it is can fly"
Andrew punched SBKT in the face for no apparent reason. "I'M THE ONE TALKING, YOU STUPID FUCK. SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Andrew continued "This is their main base. It can fly."
SBKT mumbled something as Kaz noticed a spill on the floor and used the plans to wipe it up. There was a knock on the door, so SM answered it, and was thrown into a wall.
"Ow! That hurt!" Sm complained, as Bassir looked over.
"Shit, you're supposed to be dead!" Classictyler said.
"I was, but they dumped me in this weird water and here I am. I hope I didn't miss anything too exciting."
That's it for this chapter. I'm tired.
Bump. I need inspiration, so post, damnit!
I suggest you give your story more spacing.
So much for Inspiration
Chapter 10: The twins
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"knock knock we ah chinese looking for tea. let us in"...
SM cautiously approached the door, and looked out. There were two girls, both about 5 foot 6, one wearing green, and one blue. They walked in and bowed. SBKT eyed them suspiciously and Bassir made a ridiculous comment, which pointed all attention to his massive erection.
"ASIANS.... AND... AND... TWINS... ARGH!"
Bassir proceeded to shout to SATAN to GUIDE HIS COCK and ran at the girls, which caused the girls to stab him with the knives they concealed.
ClassicTyler and Lck jumped over the counter and both had Morningstars. In a few swings the balls were going at full, ready to crush bone. The girls stopped to reveal their names.
"We are Lofuck and Fuckzal, tranny warriors!"
Bassir exclaimed "OH SHIT, IT'S DEAD!" as his arms healed incredibly quick. Andrew and Kaz were still playing cards, and Andrew laughed while Kaz just opened the portal.
"Throw them in," Kaz said. "This is going to be funny."
LCK and Classictyler swung at the girls, knocking them off balance, and with a good syncrhonized throw, they went into the portal, and SBKT and Bassir followed them in.
Now, everything seemed to be 8 Bit. They looked over to see a sign that said RIVER CITY H.S.S.. Lofuck and Fuckzal jumped at them from behind the fence, both focussing on Bassir's left arm in order to irreversibly damage it. Bassir was laughing, not knowing that the razors they used were enchanted with Dipshit powers, which were some of Lawlz' old weapons.
"ARGH, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO. THIS HURTS LIKE A-" Bassir gurgled, while turning completely limp, and going Mute. SBKT realized what was going on and began to jump back, arming his newly revealed Armcannon-type weapon. Soon, Alex and Ryan came running up with Lead pipes intent on beating the shit out of anyone who would interfere with their war with the Jocks.
Ryan screamed "GET OFF OUR PROPERTY, YOU STUPID FUCKING LACKEYS!"
Alex hollered after "GIVE US OUR BITCH BACK!"
"Ah, shit, in the middle of the battle..."
SBKT got on top of the fence, throwing a Garbage can at the unknown Jock, who immediately BARFed all over the street, while Alex and Ryan had a jolly time with the others. Lofuck and Fuckzal were just jumping around and being obnoxious, throwing bombs at SBKT now too. SBKT was struck by one, and knocked down.
"Kyahahahaha... Your head is going to our master, Snacks!"
"I thought it was Moot"
"No, it's Snacks"
While Lofuck and Fuckzal argued over who they were working for, SBKT cleared his throat to get thier attention. When they looked down at him, All that could be seen was an intense blue light, on the side of a Buster weapon known as the Sigbuster, Mk. IX. "You forgot about this" and SBKT let go of the trigger. Lofuck and Fuckzal were disintegrated, and the shot went to the sky to appear as fireworks to the normal folk. At this moment, all the High School goers set aside their differences to watch it.
Bassir was still gurgling something, as SBKT injected BAssir with admin antibiotics. It didn't taker long for Bassir to recover.
"Thanks for that, so that thing is a what?"
SBKT looked at his large device of mass destruction and thought... "It's my Sigbuster, I can't really say more, other than it only works with me."
Alex and Ryan saw them talking and ran over to SBKT, who held a record for "Fastest play time" and began screaming like litle girls. SBKT was enraged and picked up Alex, and smashed Ryan using Alex as a giant weapon.
After returning home, Andrew laughed "That must have been too easy, huh?"
"No, not really," SBKT said. Bassir had already fled upstairs to get changed, while Tyler and LCK prepared coffee. "They did, however, get Bassir pretty good, and they could have gotten me if they didn't start arguing over who hired them"
"You mean more than one person hired them?" Kaz asked.
SM noted "So, there is THREE people now?"
SBKT took a while to say, "There is Moot and Snacks. Andrew should remember them."
Andrew sighed...
Continuing it latar.
I'm bumping my own story. How sad.
Quote from: SBKT on May 29, 2007, 07:36:49 PM
So much for Inspiration
Chapter 10: The twins
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"knock knock we ah chinese looking for tea. let us in"...
SM cautiously approached the door, and looked out. There were two girls, both about 5 foot 6, one wearing green, and one blue. They walked in and bowed. SBKT eyed them suspiciously and Bassir made a ridiculous comment, which pointed all attention to his massive erection.
"ASIANS.... AND... AND... TWINS... ARGH!"
Bassir proceeded to shout to SATAN to GUIDE HIS COCK and ran at the girls, which caused the girls to stab him with the knives they concealed.
ClassicTyler and Lck jumped over the counter and both had Morningstars. In a few swings the balls were going at full, ready to crush bone. The girls stopped to reveal their names.
"We are Lofuck and Fuckzal, tranny warriors!"
Bassir exclaimed "OH SHIT, IT'S DEAD!" as his arms healed incredibly quick. Andrew and Kaz were still playing cards, and Andrew laughed while Kaz just opened the portal.
"Throw them in," Kaz said. "This is going to be funny."
LCK and Classictyler swung at the girls, knocking them off balance, and with a good syncrhonized throw, they went into the portal, and SBKT and Bassir followed them in.
Now, everything seemed to be 8 Bit. They looked over to see a sign that said RIVER CITY H.S.S.. Lofuck and Fuckzal jumped at them from behind the fence, both focussing on Bassir's left arm in order to irreversibly damage it. Bassir was laughing, not knowing that the razors they used were enchanted with Dipshit powers, which were some of Lawlz' old weapons.
"ARGH, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO. THIS HURTS LIKE A-" Bassir gurgled, while turning completely limp, and going Mute. SBKT realized what was going on and began to jump back, arming his newly revealed Armcannon-type weapon. Soon, Alex and Ryan came running up with Lead pipes intent on beating the shit out of anyone who would interfere with their war with the Jocks.
Ryan screamed "GET OFF OUR PROPERTY, YOU STUPID FUCKING LACKEYS!"
Alex hollered after "GIVE US OUR BITCH BACK!"
"Ah, shit, in the middle of the battle..."
SBKT got on top of the fence, throwing a Garbage can at the unknown Jock, who immediately BARFed all over the street, while Alex and Ryan had a jolly time with the others. Lofuck and Fuckzal were just jumping around and being obnoxious, throwing bombs at SBKT now too. SBKT was struck by one, and knocked down.
"Kyahahahaha... Your head is going to our master, Snacks!"
"I thought it was Moot"
"No, it's Snacks"
While Lofuck and Fuckzal argued over who they were working for, SBKT cleared his throat to get thier attention. When they looked down at him, All that could be seen was an intense blue light, on the side of a Buster weapon known as the Sigbuster, Mk. IX. "You forgot about this" and SBKT let go of the trigger. Lofuck and Fuckzal were disintegrated, and the shot went to the sky to appear as fireworks to the normal folk. At this moment, all the High School goers set aside their differences to watch it.
Bassir was still gurgling something, as SBKT injected BAssir with admin antibiotics. It didn't taker long for Bassir to recover.
"Thanks for that, so that thing is a what?"
SBKT looked at his large device of mass destruction and thought... "It's my Sigbuster, I can't really say more, other than it only works with me."
Alex and Ryan saw them talking and ran over to SBKT, who held a record for "Fastest play time" and began screaming like litle girls. SBKT was enraged and picked up Alex, and smashed Ryan using Alex as a giant weapon.
After returning home, Andrew laughed "That must have been too easy, huh?"
"No, not really," SBKT said. Bassir had already fled upstairs to get changed, while Tyler and LCK prepared coffee. "They did, however, get Bassir pretty good, and they could have gotten me if they didn't start arguing over who hired them"
"You mean more than one person hired them?" Kaz asked.
SM noted "So, there is THREE people now?"
SBKT took a while to say, "There is Moot and Snacks. Andrew should remember them."
Andrew sighed...
Continuing it latar.
lol I wish I was in it...
You come in in the second last one. That's all I can say.
Yay. I'm important. awesome;
Hehe, I am probably the most unimportant character to all except KT.
Quote from: SM on May 29, 2007, 09:51:15 PM
Hehe, I am probably the most unimportant character to all except KT.
I'm not in, and even if I was I'd probably die in the first 5 minutes of my life.
Chapter 11: The plan is set.
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A large table is pulled out by Bassir, when Kaz immediately yells at him.
"Not here! There's not enough privacy!"
"But where?"
"Upstairs, damnit!"
Everyone but SBKT and SM went upstairs. While they stood behind, you could hear as they went up...
"*cough* So.. ever do it under a register?"
Andrew1911 had laid out all the blueprints and Kaz stared at it. ClassicTyler, Bassir, and LCK looked at Kaz while he seemed to contemplate, but all that he did was sneeze. The plans were covered in snot, so Andrew just said...
"We know they're headed for Wystern to set up another base soon."
LCK objected... "Why the hell would they go to another place from a game to give people that ground shit? I mean, they'd probably smell it and destroy t themselves.
Andrew remarked "You're right, now bend over, I have a surprise for you. Then I guess he'd be heading to Wherever the hell Shrek is from. Far Far Away could use a good coffeeshop. Went there once and it tasted like dragon's piss."
Kaz looked at Andrew, and threw away the blueprint. "Well, then. I guess that's all. I'll go get the portal ready."
Kaz headed downstairs, as LCK started screaming, and fapping noises could be heard from Classictyler's direction.Upon reaching downstairs, SM and SBKT weren't in sight, so he thought he could just start punching the thing in, until something came out of the curtains.
Kaz just looked away as the door opened, and sighed a sigh of relief as it finally finished opening, because the noises got louder and the thing was moving SO SLOWLY.
"LET'S GO, PEOPLE!"
I'm lazy. Continuation later.
Quote from: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 07:52:26 PM
"*cough* So.. ever do it under a register?"
... woah... I bet you must enjoy thinking about it, eh?
Quote from: SM on May 30, 2007, 08:11:04 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 07:52:26 PM
"*cough* So.. ever do it under a register?"
... woah... I tbet you must enjoy thinking about it, eh?
Yessir, I do.
Holy shit, I just asked you to post somewhere on it.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 05:22:35 PM
This is a big story.
Who would kill Bassir with a vibrator? I could only think of V.
This is my first time reading this, and how did I know I would die... emo;
Quote from: V on May 30, 2007, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 05:22:35 PM
This is a big story.
Who would kill Bassir with a vibrator? I could only think of V.
This is my first time reading this, and how did I know I would die... emo;
I didn't like you at the time.
I'm wondering how Morning Glory should appear.
OH! I JUST GOT IT!
Poor bastard... v;
Quote from: SBKT on May 27, 2007, 10:59:18 PM
Quote from: Milad on May 27, 2007, 05:58:01 PM
wacist
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go fuck yourself. It's my story, and if it's so bad, you should be DELETING every one of Andrew's. 'By the Way..
Bassir, you'll be plased, but, [spoiler]You come back soon[/spoiler]
It's ok.
BECAUSE IDEAS ARE BULLETPROOF.
Quote from: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 08:21:41 PM
Quote from: V on May 30, 2007, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 05:22:35 PM
This is a big story.
Who would kill Bassir with a vibrator? I could only think of V.
This is my first time reading this, and how did I know I would die... emo;
I didn't like you at the time.
I'm wondering how Morning Glory should appear.
OH! I JUST GOT IT!
Poor bastard... v;
Not cool dude. AT LEAST I WENT OUT WITH A FIGHT. argh;
DAMN SKIPPY. caterpie;
Quote from: V on May 30, 2007, 08:24:32 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 08:21:41 PM
Quote from: V on May 30, 2007, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 05:22:35 PM
This is a big story.
Who would kill Bassir with a vibrator? I could only think of V.
This is my first time reading this, and how did I know I would die... emo;
I didn't like you at the time.
I'm wondering how Morning Glory should appear.
OH! I JUST GOT IT!
Poor bastard... v;
Not cool dude. AT LEAST I WENT OUT WITH A FIGHT. argh;
DAMN SKIPPY. caterpie;
Actually, he'll appear in the prologue. He's basically Senigata now.
I think you might come back as part of the final boss.
Seriously, I got an idea, but I need help. It just doesn't want to come out.
Put me in the story. awesome;