you list yours and i'll list mine doodella;
Decapitated snowmen using swings as guillotines.
We didn't have a playground. We played in the parking lot.
I fucked up my ankle AND NOW I LIMP BECAUSE OF IT
Make an ass out of myself in front of everybody.
Quote from: LJTL on September 08, 2008, 12:12:36 PM
you list yours and i'll list mine doodella;
play with you :0
LAWL JUST KIDDING ^______________^
ours was all grass until it was turned into a parking lot
we used to go to the electricity boxes and pull off the glue and played inside the electricity room
ummm lets see
pretended i was pokemonz with det
pretended we were from hamtaro with det
pretended we were from harry potter with det
puked with det
fell on our asses because there was some hidden ice with det
got dizzy on the tire swings with det (we werent about to give it up to the 3rd graders..but they made us get off)
barked like a dog around det...but gave it up for lent and it was never heard again
chased and fed seaguls while making pterodactyl noises
pretended we were neopets with det
pretended we were power rangers with det
pretended we were ninjas with det
SCREAMED at everything with det
cussed nonstop like we were cool with det
ps there was a girl named lauren there too...but we no like her no more
omg we played this awesome game called "new york city"
some people would be at the top of the slide and the other would be at the bottom, the bottom people were immigrants trying to climb up and the people at the top were policemen beating them back.
we had no idea it was socially unacceptable in every way possible but it's fucking hilarious to think about.
Quote from: russell on September 08, 2008, 01:04:03 PM
omg we played this awesome game called "new york city"
some people would be at the top of the slide and the other would be at the bottom, the bottom people were immigrants trying to climb up and the people at the top were policemen beating them back.
we had no idea it was socially unacceptable in every way possible but it's fucking hilarious to think about.
wth
We played the same thing in kindergarten. We had a really wide slide and half of us would climb up while the other had prevents us from getting there.
stood in a solitary corner and thought about things
Quote from: Clucky on September 08, 2008, 01:21:33 PM
wth
We played the same thing in kindergarten. We had a really wide slide and half of us would climb up while the other had prevents us from getting there.
but were you pretending to be cops and dirty italians befuddlement
I wrapped my jacket around a horizontally angled pole, put my arms into it, and pretended that I was flying.
Quote from: russell on September 08, 2008, 01:24:15 PM
but were you pretending to be cops and dirty italians befuddlement
tru
also we used sticks and smacked eachother
it's how i met my best friend we were enemies for a year baddood;
also let it be known that when we decapitated that snowman with a swing we made it into a public ordeal by getting a big crowd to gather around to watch his execution and we even made fifty cents because we told this one kid we didn't like that he had to pay to watch
Quote from: Khadafi on September 08, 2008, 01:33:44 PM
also we used sticks and smacked eachother
me and my friends did that to simulate lightsaber battles
also at one point in one winter we had created this awesome snow fort that was like a bunker dug into a large pile of snow and we stored drinks there that we used to color our snowballs so that they stained when we threw them at people
we even made snow disks but they didn't fly that well
you're fucking lucky that you got to play with fucking snow at fucking school, fucking kaz
also i threw my lunchbox around like an idiot
oh fuck yeah kaz I remember digging huge caverns and forts in the snow piles. that was awesome.
Underage sex.
My friends and I used to play this weird game called Bowser Tower. It was like playing house, I guess, except we all played weird characters, like one of my friends was Eggy, the pet egg.
Also I jumped off the swing and fell on my face and got gravel up my nose. baddood;
Quote from: Pyrate on September 08, 2008, 02:11:25 PM
My friends and I used to play this weird game called Bowser Tower. It was like playing house, I guess, except we all played weird characters, like one of my friends was Eggy, the pet egg.
Also I jumped off the swing and fell on my face and got gravel up my nose. baddood;
We used to jump off swings backwards and we thought we were so badass.
i fell off the monkey bars once and then landed on my back...and det and lauren laughed at me
ps we also pretended to be digimon and we shouted there attacks...with det
i remember doing snow forts and shit too and there was like full scale alliances between the grades and people would switch over and some would try ot break off and make new forts and stuff...it was some fucked up shit
we also had this thing called the mileage club where you walked around the playground and got stamps on this little card thing for every go around...and i used to cheat and only go half way >.> they gave you these little tiny plastic foot tokens and i wanted them!...i stole like 3 and then felt bad so i buried them
and me and det pissed this stupid girl off all the time...and we played this tag when we stood in lines to go back inside...and i'd tag her and try to get away before she could tag me back...i always fucking lost
Quote from: Kaz on September 08, 2008, 12:13:38 PM
Decapitated snowmen using swings as guillotines.
Oh God, I burst out laughing. caterpie;
I didn't do anything stupid at recess. Played football on the parking lot... always a great time
Quote from: PurgatorySurge on September 08, 2008, 01:38:41 PM
you're fucking lucky that you got to play with fucking snow at fucking school, fucking kaz
He lives in the middle of nowhere, he's not lucky. Snow gets old fast.
THE ENTIRE CLASS WOULD TRY TO SLIDE DOWN THE SLIDE ALL AT ONCE powerofone;
It's hilarious thinking about a group of 25+ kids all trying to go down the slide at once, but damn, that was fun. goowan
i once fell off the very top of the swing because there were too many people
no injuries at all and i was in the very next class fukken
Quote from: TECTRON on September 08, 2008, 02:20:50 PM
Oh God, I burst out laughing. caterpie;
It was awesome. baddood;
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 08, 2008, 02:51:43 PM
He lives in the middle of nowhere, he's not lucky. Snow gets old fast.
srsly
Ran away from cootie infected girls of course.
I was a bully.
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 08, 2008, 05:09:50 PM
Seriously?
Yep. Punched a kid in the eye and made another kid's nose bleed. Separate incidents, but both true.
Quote from: They Call Me Classic on September 08, 2008, 05:12:36 PM
Yep. Punched a kid in the eye and made another kid's nose bleed. Separate incidents, but both true.
Why? :(
Quote from: Cam on September 08, 2008, 05:39:12 PM
That's really dickish.<3
I'm not a bully anymore.
Just a bitter bitch.
Quote from: Khadafi on September 08, 2008, 05:39:51 PM
Because he's the grumpy homo. >:(
Yes.
Also, I remember my first day of 3rd Grade wondering why boys weren't holding hand with boys and girls doing the same.
Was I born with my homosexuality?
all the data they have now says that yes people are born with there sexualities...so you didnt choose it i guess
I was one of the snobs that looked at everyone from the picnic tables and talked about them.
But I do remember like tons of people going down the slide and crashing into everyone.
We played a game called "Golden Dragon Ball" where you tried to hold on to a metallic painted football, and there were no rules about what you could and couldn't do to get it.
Also, on really hot days, we would all demand ice by sitting on the ground and chanting "ice, ice, ice, ice" until the assistant playground monitor was sent into the kitchen to get some ice out pass out. When he came back out, we would chase him until we caught him, since we obviously couldn't wait our turn and wanted more than our allotment. Then we beat him.
We always played Pokemanz.
Wallball was always a fun game, when we got older it turned into pelt wallball.
We would mine for ice crystals in the big snowbanks left by the plows. We would also jump off the biggest ones and slide on our bellies across the parking lot like penguins.
"Super Backpack Wars" was similar to sumo-wrestling, except on woodchips and with empty backpacks strapped to your chest.
We were never allowed to play in the snow. During the Winter we were forced to have "indoor recess". :'(
Oh. We had that too, but only when it was below zero.
Indoor recess?
lol
The only time we were forced to have recess inside is when it was below zero, or if we didn't have snow pants to play in the snow.
good times
Quote from: Gamosan on September 10, 2008, 06:12:08 PM
We would mine for ice crystals in the big snowbanks left by the plows. We would also jump off the biggest ones and slide on our bellies across the parking lot like penguins.
We used to do that too, but eventually they wouldn't let us play on those piles anymore.
I acted like a drunkard in grade 2.
i tried to look up a girl's skirt and she told on me and i had to stand on the wall doodella;
Quote from: Khadafi on September 08, 2008, 01:33:44 PM
also we used sticks and smacked eachother
it's how i met my best friend we were enemies for a year baddood;
reminds me of Bassir and I. I guess we use to hate each other. Oh well. I use to run around and show my cock.
When I was first grade I would make believe with a few of my friends that the playground was a fictional place called "Toilet City". To this day we're still proud of that work of collective imagination.