stupid things you did on the playground in elementary school

[laskfn]

you list yours and i'll list mine 

[Samus Aran]

Decapitated snowmen using swings as guillotines.

[Daddy]

We didn't have a playground.  We played in the parking lot.

I fucked up my ankle  AND NOW I LIMP BECAUSE OF IT

[The spy who loves you]

Make an ass out of myself in front of everybody.

[Det in F♯ Major]

you list yours and i'll list mine 

play with you :0



LAWL JUST KIDDING ^______________^

[superclucky]

ours was all grass until it was turned into a parking lot

we used to go to the electricity boxes and pull off the glue and played inside the electricity room

[laskfn]

ummm lets see

pretended i was pokemonz with det
pretended we were from hamtaro with det
pretended we were from harry potter with det
puked with det
fell on our asses because there was some hidden ice with det
got dizzy on the tire swings with det (we werent about to give it up to the 3rd graders..but they made us get off)
barked like a dog around det...but gave it up for lent and it was never heard again
chased and fed seaguls while making pterodactyl noises
pretended we were neopets with det
pretended we were power rangers with det
pretended we were ninjas with det
SCREAMED at everything with det
cussed nonstop like we were cool with det

ps there was a girl named lauren there too...but we no like her no more

[russell]

omg we played this awesome game called "new york city"

some people would be at the top of the slide and the other would be at the bottom, the bottom people were immigrants trying to climb up and the people at the top were policemen beating them back.

we had no idea it was socially unacceptable in every way possible but it's fucking hilarious to think about.

[superclucky]

omg we played this awesome game called "new york city"

some people would be at the top of the slide and the other would be at the bottom, the bottom people were immigrants trying to climb up and the people at the top were policemen beating them back.

we had no idea it was socially unacceptable in every way possible but it's fucking hilarious to think about.

wth
We played the same thing in kindergarten. We had a really wide slide and half of us would climb up while the other had prevents us from getting there.

[Nyerp]

stood in a solitary corner and thought about things

[russell]

wth
We played the same thing in kindergarten. We had a really wide slide and half of us would climb up while the other had prevents us from getting there.

but were you pretending to be cops and dirty italians 

[Geno]

I wrapped my jacket around a horizontally angled pole, put my arms into it, and pretended that I was flying.

[superclucky]

but were you pretending to be cops and dirty italians 

tru

[Daddy]

also we used sticks and smacked eachother

it's how i met my best friend  we were enemies for a year 

[Samus Aran]

also let it be known that when we decapitated that snowman with a swing we made it into a public ordeal by getting a big crowd to gather around to watch his execution and we even made fifty cents because we told this one kid we didn't like that he had to pay to watch

also we used sticks and smacked eachother

me and my friends did that to simulate lightsaber battles

also at one point in one winter we had created this awesome snow fort that was like a bunker dug into a large pile of snow and we stored drinks there that we used to color our snowballs so that they stained when we threw them at people

we even made snow disks but they didn't fly that well