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Title: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Wrench on August 28, 2008, 09:07:44 AM
My dog is 11 years old. For the past 4-5 months, she has occasionally been crapping inside the house. It is driving me and my family insane. Especially me since I have to clean it. Well just 10 minutes ago, I was walking to the washer to put clothes in my bin. I enter the washing room and SPLAT. I'm in fucking bare feet and stepped in shit. Took me all this time to clean everything up.

ITT Problems with pets
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Ezloﺕ on August 28, 2008, 09:08:18 AM
my cat likes to bite and stuff
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Post by: Beta on August 28, 2008, 09:10:03 AM
I don't have any pets.  :(
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2008, 09:13:32 AM
My dog used to do that, we then found out she had cancer.  :(
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on August 28, 2008, 10:52:19 AM
my puppy has IBS so she does that shit all the time, but she's cute so we keep her. ^__________________^
ps shes two LOL.
pss my dad cleans it up so i dont give a shit as long as none of my friends notice when they come over because that is embarrassing.  edumacate;
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Post by: superclucky on August 28, 2008, 11:22:59 AM
I wear shoes in my house ever since everyone is fucking lazy and our socks get dirty. ;_;
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Feynman on August 28, 2008, 11:32:04 AM
I hate animals.
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Post by: superclucky on August 28, 2008, 11:33:49 AM
Quote from: Bassir on August 28, 2008, 11:32:04 AM
I hate animals.
animals are therapeutic 0:
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Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2008, 11:34:06 AM
Quote from: Bassir on August 28, 2008, 11:32:04 AM
I hate animals.
You fucking hate everything.
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Post by: Lotos on August 28, 2008, 12:33:29 PM
My dog bites my feet D:
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Post by: FAMY2 on August 28, 2008, 12:35:33 PM
 My cat attacks me when I am sleeping in the middle of the night.   baddood;
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Dullahan on August 28, 2008, 12:56:15 PM
My cat barfs.
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: KonohaShinobi on August 28, 2008, 01:19:22 PM
RATS AND RABBIT PARTS. Every other day as of late, my cat has been bringing large parts of rats and rabbits up to the front porch! It's sickening! Once there was almost an entire rabbit, but the head was ripped clean off ]:
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
my dog barks ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROOOOOO

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: ME## on August 28, 2008, 01:50:05 PM
my cat falls off the computer desk and usually knocks my homework on the floor

Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
my dog barks ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROOOOOO

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO


my dogs do that to the neighbours
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Daddy on August 28, 2008, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
my dog barks ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROOOOOO

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what the fuck

i can't stop laughing
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: CHAOS66 on August 28, 2008, 03:50:54 PM
Quote from: ME86 on August 28, 2008, 01:50:05 PM
my cat falls off the computer desk and usually knocks my homework on the floor

my dogs do that to the neighbours
pics
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Post by: strongbad on August 28, 2008, 08:38:24 PM
my bird bites me when i do anything
i hate him
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Samus Aran on August 28, 2008, 09:58:57 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on August 28, 2008, 02:14:37 PM
what the fuck

i can't stop laughing


i have to admit that i chuckled as well
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Geno on August 29, 2008, 01:18:14 AM
My kitty wants to cuddle too much.
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: LCK on August 29, 2008, 09:36:30 AM
Quote from: Geano on August 29, 2008, 01:18:14 AM
My kitty wants to cuddle too much.
that's the only pussy you'll ever get
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Post by: Geno on August 29, 2008, 11:55:09 AM
Quote from: Trevor on August 29, 2008, 09:36:30 AM
that's the only pussy you'll ever get
Indeed
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Post by: LCK on August 29, 2008, 11:57:03 AM
Quote from: Geano on August 29, 2008, 11:55:09 AM
Indeed
hi geno
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Post by: Geno on August 29, 2008, 12:09:27 PM
Quote from: Trevor on August 29, 2008, 11:57:03 AM
hi geno
hi how r u
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Post by: LCK on August 29, 2008, 01:08:18 PM
Quote from: Geano on August 29, 2008, 12:09:27 PM
hi how r u
oh im good
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Post by: Geno on August 29, 2008, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: Trevor on August 29, 2008, 01:08:18 PM
oh im good
cool
so wassup.
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 04:07:09 AM
I wish there was an airborne virus that wiped out all domesticated dogs in the US.

The world would be a much better place and without all that excess CO2 from all those useless creatures it'd also be good for the environment plus less vicious dog attacks means a safer country.
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Selkie on September 01, 2008, 07:00:29 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 04:07:09 AM
I wish there was an airborne virus that wiped out all domesticated dogs in the US.

The world would be a much better place and without all that excess CO2 from all those useless creatures it'd also be good for the environment plus less vicious dog attacks means a safer country.


You just sounded a lot like Bassir
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 07:21:19 AM
Quote from: Det. ;] on August 28, 2008, 10:52:19 AM
my puppy has IBS so she does that shit all the time, but she's cute so we keep her. ^__________________^
ps shes two LOL.
pss my dad cleans it up so i dont give a shit as long as none of my friends notice when they come over because that is embarrassing.  edumacate;


i've seen it all the time, and caused atlest one occasion!...plus you stepped in it like 4 times last time
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Post by: Nyerp on September 01, 2008, 08:26:23 AM
I wish there was an airborne virus that wiped out all Lawlzes in the world.
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Post by: Lavinia on September 01, 2008, 08:28:33 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on September 01, 2008, 08:26:23 AM
I wish there was an airborne virus that wiped out all Lawlzes in the world.

Lawlz > you
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Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 01, 2008, 08:29:43 AM
Quote from: Lavinia on September 01, 2008, 08:28:33 AM
Lawlz > you


anyone > Lawlz
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 09:51:30 AM
dog shit > lawlz


? doodthing;
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 10:53:51 AM
Quote from: everyone's buttmonkey on September 01, 2008, 08:26:23 AM
I wish there was an airborne virus that wiped out all Lawlzes in the world.

i can get a job serving your meals

a dog will shit on your carpet and piss on your valuables

only one of us has a useful function, and it's not the dog
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 10:53:51 AM
i can get a job serving your meals

a dog will shit on your carpet and piss on your valuables

only one of us has a useful function, and it's not the dog


i say dogs have atleast one useful function

they dont talk back like you...or speak in general...unless you teach it to them
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 10:59:13 AM
Quote from: LJTL on September 01, 2008, 10:57:00 AM
i say dogs have atleast one useful function

they dont talk back like you...or speak in general...unless you teach it to them
you're a goddamn retard

Dogs savagely bark at everything from the moment they open their eyes.
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Post by: Daddy on September 01, 2008, 11:00:00 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 10:59:13 AM
you're a goddamn retard

Dogs savagely bark at everything from the moment they open their eyes.
I hope a dog rips your fucking throat out.  Shut up.
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 01, 2008, 11:00:16 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 10:59:13 AM
Dogs savagely bark at everything from the moment they open their eyes.


seems like you're doing the same.  doodthing;
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 11:01:41 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 10:59:13 AM
you're a goddamn retard

Dogs savagely bark at everything from the moment they open their eyes.


i think you're getting confused with dogs that are around you, my dogs are loyal and follow me around wherever i go if they can
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 11:05:35 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on September 01, 2008, 11:00:00 AM
I hope a dog rips your fucking throat out.  Shut up.
and that'd only further support the fact dogs are savage creatures that today are only detrimental to society
Quote from: Det. ;] on September 01, 2008, 11:00:16 AM
seems like you're doing the same.  doodthing;
i'm not barking or trying to kill anything
Quote from: LJTL on September 01, 2008, 11:01:41 AM
i think you're getting confused with dogs that are around you, my dogs are loyal and follow me around wherever i go if they can
Okay, so there are thousands of dogs around me, all vicious and terrible creatures, yet I can't say anything bad about dogs because your one supposedly "good" dog is supposed to represent the entire population instead of the actual majority. psyduck;

The majority of dogs are stupid beasts that only serve to annoy and terrorize people.
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Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 11:07:58 AM
i think you only hate dogs because egyptians like zayna worship cats or some shit like that
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 11:08:55 AM
Quote from: LJTL on September 01, 2008, 11:07:58 AM
i think you only hate dogs because egyptians like zayna worship cats or some shit like that
...


...
lol wut
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Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 11:10:38 AM
GOOD response
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Post by: Lavinia on September 01, 2008, 11:11:10 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 11:05:35 AM
and that'd only further support the fact dogs are savage creatures that today are only detrimental to societyi'm not barking or trying to kill anythingOkay, so there are thousands of dogs around me, all vicious and terrible creatures, yet I can't say anything bad about dogs because your one supposedly "good" dog is supposed to represent the entire population instead of the actual majority. psyduck;

The majority of dogs are stupid beasts that only serve to annoy and terrorize people.
Ok lawlz, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you haven't been in contact with the majority of dogs.
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 11:14:29 AM
Quote from: Lavinia on September 01, 2008, 11:11:10 AM
Ok lawlz, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you haven't been in contact with the majority of dogs.
Every single person in my neighborhood has a dog, and many have 2, 3, or more.

I'm surrounded by dogs and there isn't a second when they're not barking or trying to jump over a fence to kill someone.
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 11:19:59 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 11:14:29 AM
Every single person in my neighborhood has a dog, and many have 2, 3, or more.

I'm surrounded by dogs and there isn't a second when they're not barking or trying to jump over a fence to kill someone.


no they probably just want to kill you...
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Post by: superclucky on September 01, 2008, 11:23:26 AM
my doggy killed a bunch of small animals just for me
including a family of kittens and baby possums :'(
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Post by: Feynman on September 01, 2008, 11:30:25 AM
Quote from: LJTL on September 01, 2008, 11:07:58 AM
i think you only hate dogs because egyptians like zayna worship cats or some shit like that


zayna is iranian so she's not an animal worshipper
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: ncba93ivyase on September 01, 2008, 11:32:34 AM
Quote from: Bassir on September 01, 2008, 11:30:25 AM
zayna is iranian so she's not an animal worshipper
and even if she worshipped cats it'd be fine because cats rid your home of pests

dogs just shit throughout it
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Feynman on September 01, 2008, 11:34:29 AM
Quote from: Clucky on September 01, 2008, 11:23:26 AM
my doggy killed a bunch of small animals just for me
including a family of kittens and baby possums :'(


Not long until the beast murders your family.
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Post by: superclucky on September 01, 2008, 11:37:48 AM
Quote from: Bassir on September 01, 2008, 11:34:29 AM
Not long until the beast murders your family.
my beast likes to hug and lick <3
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Post by: Feynman on September 01, 2008, 11:39:13 AM
Quote from: Clucky on September 01, 2008, 11:37:48 AM
my beast likes to lick <3


Now I see why you "need" him. You desperate whore.
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: superclucky on September 01, 2008, 11:47:44 AM
Quote from: Bassir on September 01, 2008, 11:39:13 AM
Now I see why you "need" him. You desperate whore.
i don't think i mentioned on how much i "needed" him psyduck;

are you showing your inner desires on animal companionship yes;
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Nyerp on September 01, 2008, 01:45:20 PM
god damn those dogs

god damn them and their drug rings


also lawlz, you live in the south. you've probably only seen pitbulls and retarded owners, like yourself.
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Lavinia on September 01, 2008, 01:46:18 PM
Quote from: everyone's buttmonkey on September 01, 2008, 01:45:20 PM
god damn those dogs

god damn them and their drug rings


also lawlz, you live in the south. you've probably only seen pitbulls and retarded owners, like yourself.
Lawlz owns a dog?goonish
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 01:46:28 PM
Quote from: everyone's buttmonkey on September 01, 2008, 01:45:20 PM
god damn those dogs

god damn them and their drug rings


also lawlz, you live in the south. you've probably only seen pitbulls and retarded owners, like yourself.



i lold
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: Nyerp on September 01, 2008, 01:51:31 PM
Quote from: Lavinia on September 01, 2008, 01:46:18 PM
Lawlz owns a dog?goonish


i think he used to

or i HOPE he used to so he has SOMETHING to base his retarded generalizations off of
Title: Re: I am going to kill someone
Post by: laskfn on September 01, 2008, 01:54:27 PM
why did you change your name?  baddood;