So I spent a good portion of the night trying to get a friend horny. I don't think it worked, but I'm dissappointed because I actually spent a long time writing the story. It's really just a description of me masturbating.
Have any of you attempted to give your friends boners? >.>
should I post the transcript?
What the hell, why? pm me the story yes;
Nope. And don't plan to.
Yes.
I am so confused right now. O_0
Oh god, I just want to say something but he won't let me. cry;
Wow you are such a whore.
Quote from: Pyner on June 26, 2008, 11:57:05 PM
Wow you are such a whore.
The guy I was talking to is my best friend and we dated for almost a year... it's not really whorish, especially considering it was just a story I wrote.
Quote from: Cluckie on June 26, 2008, 11:56:14 PM
Oh god, I just want to say something but he won't let me. cry;
SAY IT
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:02:20 AM
It's disgusting and weird. <3
Do it or I'll get the hose! goowan
Quote from: Ringo on June 27, 2008, 12:02:56 AM
Do it or I'll get the hose! goowan
No, really.
It's really fucking weird and gross.
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:04:25 AM
No, really.
It's really fucking weird and gross.
It says what it has on its mind or else it gets the hose again!
Well I sent stories from literotica or whatever to people if that counts and no one ever believed that I didn't write it. ;-;
I've only wrote something like that ONCE about me using the shower to tease one of my horniest friends, but it's too embarrassing to post. :(
Quote from: Lalie on June 27, 2008, 12:10:08 AM
Well I sent stories from literotica or whatever to people if that counts and no one ever believed that I didn't write it. ;-;
I've only wrote something like that ONCE about me using the shower to tease one of my horniest friends, but it's too embarrassing to post. :(
Yeah, I've decided I don't wanna post mine. >.>;
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:13:53 AM
Yeah, I've decided I don't wanna post mine. >.>;
you're a tease ;-;
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:13:53 AM
Yeah, I've decided I don't wanna post mine. >.>;
It did work, but I'm afraid he'll actually use it as some sort of blackmail if I ever piss him off.
Example:
him: Can I have some of your snack
me: No
him: Do it or else I'll mail it to everyone
;-;
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:13:53 AM
Yeah, I've decided I don't wanna post mine. >.>;
y
spam;
Quote from: Cluckie on June 26, 2008, 11:56:14 PM
Oh god, I just want to say something but he won't let me.
Can I say it for you?
Quote from: Sammie on June 26, 2008, 11:59:06 PM
The guy I was talking to is my best friend and we dated for almost a year... it's not really whorish, especially considering it was just a story I wrote.
Who the hell would do this?
I could see why. caterpie;
I have also written a story to give boners.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 27, 2008, 06:26:14 AM
I have also written a story to give boners.
I look into Shika's eyes and I open my mouth wide just looking at his face I want to remove all my clothes and slop him him...but I can't. I look down and see that I unknowlingly removed his pants. shika grinned and I put myhands down his chest and I get down to his penis where I feel and grope the bulbous beauty of sexual pleasure. I look up at Shika. His jaw is open wide with ecstacy. I grin and then I put his big juicy penis inot my mouth...I swish my tounge around the sides and I push my head in and out as Shika's penis gets harder and harder! I look up at his face, he is about to cum, so i stop. The penis is very erect now and I slide my hands back up his chest. I looks shika in the eyes and I begin to place my tounge down his throat..he enjoys it, we soon entertwine tounges and then Shika forces me onto the bed! I groan for a momentt until my gasps are stopped by Shika's tounge. I rub my penis against his and soon enough Shika scream's out my name:"KONOOOOO!" His screams die out and are replaced by semen that has now covered the bed we laid in.
I'm out of romance novels. :(
Will you write me one, Sammie? :3
Quote from: Zooxanthellae on June 27, 2008, 12:18:09 AM
y
Because I re-read it and it's really dumb. >.>
Well, I guess that makes sense, considering I was laughing like a maniac while I was typing it.
But I'd rather save myself the embarassment. doodella;
by the by, it did work. Mission accomplished. doodella;
don't worry sam, the story gave me a boner
Definitely ho-ish behavior.
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 08:53:29 AM
Because I re-read it and it's really dumb. >.>
Well, I guess that makes sense, considering I was laughing like a maniac while I was typing it.
But I'd rather save myself the embarassment. doodella;
by the by, it did work. Mission accomplished. doodella;
Yeah, it was pretty funny. :P
Quote from: Lckie on June 27, 2008, 08:54:17 AM
don't worry sam, the story gave me a boner
same here thumbup;
Quote from: Zooxanthellae on June 27, 2008, 07:56:30 AM
I look into Shika's eyes and I open my mouth wide just looking at his face I want to remove all my clothes and slop him him...but I can't. I look down and see that I unknowlingly removed his pants. shika grinned and I put myhands down his chest and I get down to his penis where I feel and grope the bulbous beauty of sexual pleasure. I look up at Shika. His jaw is open wide with ecstacy. I grin and then I put his big juicy penis inot my mouth...I swish my tounge around the sides and I push my head in and out as Shika's penis gets harder and harder! I look up at his face, he is about to cum, so i stop. The penis is very erect now and I slide my hands back up his chest. I looks shika in the eyes and I begin to place my tounge down his throat..he enjoys it, we soon entertwine tounges and then Shika forces me onto the bed! I groan for a momentt until my gasps are stopped by Shika's tounge. I rub my penis against his and soon enough Shika scream's out my name:"KONOOOOO!" His screams die out and are replaced by semen that has now covered the bed we laid in.
I should have saved it doodella;
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 11:57:14 AM
... baddood;
You're not a whore :)
[spoiler]But if you were, you'd be
my whore. :|[/spoiler]
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 11:57:14 AM
... baddood;
It really is pretty...slutty of you to try and do. I mean, I can understand that it's for fun but for christ's sake, play scrabble or something. Not write naughty things to make his penis fill with blood and his mind with dirty thoughts.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 27, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
It really is pretty...slutty of you to try and do. I mean, I can understand that it's for fun but for christ's sake, play scrabble or something. Not write naughty things to make his penis fill with blood and his mind with dirty thoughts.
doodthing;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 27, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
It really is pretty...slutty of you to try and do. I mean, I can understand that it's for fun but for christ's sake, play scrabble or something. Not write naughty things to make his penis fill with blood and his mind with dirty thoughts.
You guys just really don't understand our relationship. :P
We're rather vulgar all the time. befuddlement
Sam.
How do you get a coon out of a cheesebox?
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 11:57:14 AM
... baddood;
It is.
What's next, "Oh, I was just seeing if I can make my friend cum so I sucked his dick. I don't think it worked, but I'm disappointed because I actually spent a long time giving him head."
It is what it is, regardless whatever history you have together or what you've done in the past because it's exactly that - history and in the past.
It's ho-ish behavior.
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:00:44 PM
You guys just really don't understand our relationship. :P
We're rather vulgar all the time. befuddlement
I sure as hell don't bring up random games like that. And if you guys are like that I can only imagine what you do when you get really bored, take each other's clothe off with your teeth and see who can do it the fastest without fucking?
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:02:42 PM
It is.
What's next, "Oh, I was just seeing if I can make my friend cum so I sucked his dick. I don't think it worked, but I'm disappointed because I actually spent a long time giving him head."
It is what it is, regardless whatever history you have together or what you've done in the past because it's exactly that - history and in the past.
It's ho-ish behavior.
:D that was a little too far, but funny
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 27, 2008, 12:04:09 PM
I sure as hell don't bring up random games like that. And if you guys are like that I can only imagine what you do when you get really bored, take each other's clothe off with your teeth and see who can do it the fastest without fucking?
badass..........badass
Quote from: Hiro! on June 27, 2008, 12:04:09 PM
:D that was a little too far, but funny
I think he hit the nail on the head.
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:02:42 PM
It is.
What's next, "Oh, I was just seeing if I can make my friend cum so I sucked his dick. I don't think it worked, but I'm disappointed because I actually spent a long time giving him head."
It is what it is, regardless whatever history you have together or what you've done in the past because it's exactly that - history and in the past.
It's ho-ish behavior.
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You are right, RTD.
Mkay, fine then, I'm a whore I guess. huhdoodame;
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:08:03 PM
Mkay, fine then, I'm a whore I guess. huhdoodame;
If you keep this up.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 27, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
It really is pretty...slutty of you to try and do. I mean, I can understand that it's for fun but for christ's sake, play scrabble or something. Not write naughty things to make his penis fill with blood and his mind with dirty thoughts.
Scrabble sucks and it's eventually going to be filled with sexual words anyways.
Also I always write naughty things and fill his sausage with blood. :(
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:11:52 PM
Scrabble sucks and it's eventually going to be filled with sexual words anyways.
Just an example, damn checkers then.
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:11:52 PM
Scrabble sucks and it's eventually going to be filled with sexual words anyways.
Also I always write naughty things and fill his sausage with blood. :(
lmao. I like how you think.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 27, 2008, 12:12:43 PM
Just an example, damn checkers then.
king me! king me! king me!
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 27, 2008, 12:12:43 PM
Just an example, damn checkers then.
Taking off your clothes for each king me. <3
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:15:05 PM
Taking off your clothes for each king me. <3
Yesss, strip checkers. except you should remove a piece of clothing for every piece you lose on the board.
Chess.
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:16:04 PM
Yesss, strip checkers. except you should remove a piece of clothing for every piece you lose on the board.
what about when you run out of clothes
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:16:04 PM
Yesss, strip checkers. except you should remove a piece of clothing for every piece you lose on the board.
You'll probably be naked before anyone makes a king me.
Unless you count taking off jewelry or one sock or shoe per loss. :0
Quote from: Hiro! on June 27, 2008, 12:17:31 PM
what about when you run out of clothes
yes;
That is all.
Nice to know I'd catch an STD messing with any Boyah female.
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:20:20 PM
Nice to know I'd catch an STD messing with any Boyah female.
Lol
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:20:20 PM
Nice to know I'd catch an STD messing with any Boyah female.
she's a virgin :(
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:18:08 PM
You'll probably be naked before anyone makes a king me.
Unless you count taking off jewelry or one sock or shoe per loss. :0
Yes jewelry counts, but only one for all bracelets, one for all rings, and one for all necklaces/ earrings. And yes, one shoe at a time and one sock at a time.
That's about 10-13 depending on jewelry, footwear, and gender (bra).
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:21:55 PM
So she says. Bitches lie.
...that's not a lie. baddood;
whorish girl on internet thread that moves fast
big surprise
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:23:30 PM
...that's not a lie. baddood;
So why play so many foreplay games?
Quote from: Sammie on June 27, 2008, 12:23:30 PM
...that's not a lie. baddood;
OK, I'll take your word for it over the internet.
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:24:31 PM
lying makes jmv happy :(
Sure, for now.
Then he'll ultimately hate your fucking guts until the day that he dies because you fucked with him. I'm talking about spitting in your face while he's on his deathbed, "If I find out you're at my funeral and/or wake I'll pull some strings with Satan and fuck you over for what you did to me" type of stuff.
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:27:07 PM
OK, I'll take your word for it over the internet.
Sure, for now.
Then he'll ultimately hate your fucking guts until the day that he dies because you fucked with him. I'm talking about spitting in your face while he's on his deathbed, "If I find out you're at my funeral and/or wake I'll pull some strings with Satan and fuck you over for what you did to me" type of stuff.
I find that an attractive quality in a guy. :|
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:28:12 PM
I find that an attractive quality in a guy. :|
I hope you cry yourself to sleep every night until you're 85.
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:20:20 PM
Nice to know I'd catch an STD messing with any Boyah female.
baddood;
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:29:18 PM
I hope you cry yourself to sleep every night until you're 85.
Crying from laughter I bet.
Dammit Crying.
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:30:08 PM
Crying from laughter I bet.
Crying because no one in your life loves you, your family included.
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:32:26 PM
Crying because no one in your life loves you, your family included.
I don't need no love. baddood;
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:33:00 PM
I don't need no love. baddood;
Says the inexperienced child.
Quote from: The Joker on June 27, 2008, 12:33:25 PM
Says the inexperienced child.
god you're so serious you giant spic <3
Quote from: Cluckie on June 27, 2008, 12:34:01 PM
god you're so serious you giant spic <3
Love is not something I make jokes about. And a ho denying she's a ho pisses me off.