So I get there and realize that I was the youngest person out of the 5 that showed up. :|
The manager/interviewer asked us to talk about ourselves and two of the guys(I'm sure they'll get the job) were like ya i worked for blah blah blah for 20 years and i was thinking "thats longer than i was alive :'( ", it then came to my turn and i was like "uhm, I go to salem state and I'm working towards a bachelors in computer science and uhm i applied here because i respect apple as a company and enjoy using their products" i sucked so much.
The outlook: I'm 90% sure I will not be called back for the second round of interviews. doodthing;
That sucks.
Maybe you should work at the fair with me wub;
At least you tried. Who knows, maybe you will get called back fore second round interviews.
i was nervous :'(
Quote from: JMV on May 22, 2008, 05:27:04 PM
i was nervous :'(
Work at Gamestop. baddood;
Quote from: Geñø on May 22, 2008, 05:28:01 PM
Work at Gamestop. baddood;
those penises never called me back
Quote from: JMV on May 22, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
those penises never called me back
Well I'm probably going to start working there in a year or so.
why don't you suck apple's cock some more, faggot
Quote from: Nyerb on May 22, 2008, 06:10:33 PM
why don't you suck apple's cock some more, faggot
Dipshit please.
lol I can imagine what my interview will be like if I ever get around to getting a job. :'(
"I'm very skilled in computers, and have a much better than average understanding of how they work. I know several programming languages and show comprehension of how Unix and Linux systems work as well as Windows.
I also like farts." It's not that hard to say, motherfucker. Bullshit a resume.
I've never had an interview for all the jobs that I've ever had. Proving that indeed most of the time it's not about what you know, but about who you know. In each case my family has been friends with the manager or supervisor.
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 22, 2008, 07:04:22 PM
"I'm very skilled in computers, and have a much better than average understanding of how they work. I know several programming languages and show comprehension of how Unix and Linux systems work as well as Windows.
I also like farts." It's not that hard to say, motherfucker. Bullshit a resume.
I said that in my e-mail you fag.
Maybe you can be a Cayman Airways pack monkey
Quote from: JMV on May 22, 2008, 07:08:57 PM
I said that in my e-mail you fag.
but you had to play the "i like apple so can i plz work her lol?" card when up there face-to-face baddood;
You never know; they choose weird people
Last summer I submitted an application and put no formal work experience, high school student, etc, the only things they might have liked was "intimate knowledge of Windows and OS X operating systems," and they invited me to the first round of interviews. I didn't end up going because I decided I didn't want a real job.
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 22, 2008, 07:16:16 PM
but you had to play the "i like apple so can i plz work her lol?" card when up there face-to-face baddood;
I CHOKED
Quote from: Snorkel on May 22, 2008, 07:16:58 PM
You never know; they choose weird people
Last summer I submitted an application and put no formal work experience, high school student, etc, the only things they might have liked was "intimate knowledge of Windows and OS X operating systems," and they invited me to the first round of interviews. I didn't end up going because I decided I didn't want a real job.
They best be inviting JMV back. baddood;
lol my interview for domino's was 'are you 16'
i got the job. now i get paid 6 dollars an hour to answer phones and cut pizzas doodella;
Quote from: C. Mongler on May 22, 2008, 08:03:11 PM
lol my interview for domino's was 'are you 16'
i got the job. now i get paid 6 dollars an hour to answer phones and cut pizzas doodella;
Minimum wage in Massachusetts is $7.50. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on May 22, 2008, 08:05:04 PM
Minimum wage in Massachusetts is $7.50. baddood;
It's 7.45 in CT, I think.
Mongler's getting ripped off. doodella;
Quote from: C. Mongler on May 22, 2008, 08:03:11 PM
lol my interview for domino's was 'are you 16'
i got the job. now i get paid 6 dollars an hour to answer phones and cut pizzas doodella;
That's Virginia's minimum wage?
I forgot I lived in Hawaii for the last few years.
but ya where can i apply my elementary maths knowledge
Quote from: Beth Gibbons on May 22, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
That's Virginia's minimum wage?
I forgot I lived in Hawaii for the last few years.
but ya where can i apply my elementary maths knowledge
fashion design
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 22, 2008, 08:38:11 PM
fashion design
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/graphics/2007/05/15/scfeat115.jpg)
You should of told them that you are admin for Boyah.
That would of gotten you the job.
I have to somewhat agree with Geno, you should have mentioned your online job and role.
Quote from: John on May 23, 2008, 09:33:35 AM
I have to somewhat agree with Geno, you should have mentioned your online job and role.
Oh, I did. She asked us to tell something interest about ourselves and I said "I'm an administrator of an online forum" baddood;
The thing is:
Apple needs a newbie to mold how they want.
The older ones won't be molded so easily.
Don't count yourself out!
Geno's a Carnie?
oh yeah i didn't get hired. i got an e-mail.
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 08:20:07 PM
oh yeah i didn't get hired. i got an e-mail.
What did it say?
Quote from: Houdini on May 23, 2008, 08:21:26 PM
What did it say?
QuoteJames Valente,
Thank you for your interest in an opportunity with Apple retail. At this time we have chosen to move ahead with candidates who better meet the business needs today. We wish you the best in your future endeavors.
Thank you again for your time and interest in Apple Inc.
Best regards,
aw :(
lol
Quote from: JMV on May 23, 2008, 08:20:07 PM
oh yeah i didn't get hired. i got an e-mail.
Dude. Sad to hear that, man. sweat; I hope your next job interview goes way better. but yeah, I had gotten an application for gamestop, and by the time I submitted it (two days later) I had lost the position to some emo fag. argh;
Quote from: cyborg01 on May 24, 2008, 02:54:33 PM
Dude. Sad to hear that, man. sweat; I hope your next job interview goes way better. but yeah, I had gotten an application for gamestop, and by the time I submitted it (two days later) I had lost the position to some emo fag. argh;
It's alright lol.
But yeah, that sucks.
haw haw
Quote from: Ezlo link=topic=28562.msg463060#msg463060 date=1211674153
haw haw
caw caw
that sucks.
if you were hired, what stuff would you be doing there
Quote from: Bob Kelso on May 24, 2008, 06:41:23 PM
that sucks.
if you were hired, what stuff would you be doing there
standing around asking people if they need help.
Quote from: JMV on May 24, 2008, 06:43:40 PM
standing around asking people if they need help.
but that would require you to talk to people
i dunno if you are capable of such feats doodthing;
Quote from: JMV on May 24, 2008, 06:43:40 PM
standing around asking people if they need help.
i see
in what location
Quote from: Bob Kelso on May 24, 2008, 06:49:50 PM
i see
in what location
The Northshore Mall in Peabody. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on May 24, 2008, 06:50:30 PM
The Northshore Mall in Peabody. baddood;
too far. yes;
Quote from: Bob Kelso on May 24, 2008, 06:56:52 PM
too far. yes;
Let's go to the one in Boston. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on May 24, 2008, 06:58:32 PM
Let's go to the one in Boston. baddood;
the one that just opened? baddood;
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on May 24, 2008, 06:59:41 PM
the one that just opened? baddood;
Yeah on Boylston Street. baddood;
Only V and I can do this assholes; chat thread. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on May 24, 2008, 07:34:20 PM
Yeah on Boylston Street. baddood;
I was thinking of going there to see if they could check on my laptop, but never had the time. baddood;
Quote from: John on May 24, 2008, 07:37:11 PM
Only V and I can do this assholes; chat thread. baddood;
Too bad. baddood;
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on May 24, 2008, 07:42:24 PM
I was thinking of going there to see if they could check on my laptop, but never had the time. baddood;
Do you think they still support them? baddood;
QuoteToo bad. baddood;
Seriously, there aren't many Boyagers from the same area as me so it's rare that I can have an actual conversation like this with one. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on May 24, 2008, 08:06:37 PM
Do you think they still support them? baddood;
Seriously, there aren't many Boyagers from the same area as me so it's rare that I can have an actual conversation like this with one. baddood;
It's about three years old and I also won the CD disks on Ebay. Hopefully they'll work. baddood;
I agree with you. baddood;
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on May 24, 2008, 08:12:03 PM
It's about three years old and I also won the CD disks on Ebay. Hopefully they'll work. baddood;
Hopefully. baddood;
QuoteI agree with you. baddood;
Yes. baddood;
Have you guys ever taken that walking paul revere tour or whatever in boston
i was going to but I figured there were better ways to kill myself
Quote from: Title link=topic=28562.msg463245#msg463245 date=1211693331
Have you guys ever taken that walking paul revere tour or whatever in boston
i was going to but I figured there were better ways to kill myself
Paul Revere's house is the only house in Boston. baddood;
But yeah, we did that shit in AP US History. I then bought some cake and talked to some homeless black guy.
Quote from: Title on May 24, 2008, 10:28:51 PM
Have you guys ever taken that walking paul revere tour or whatever in boston
i was going to but I figured there were better ways to kill myself
I think I had a chance to do that shit, but skipped it with a couple of my friends. baddood;
I heard we missed some free pizza. edumacate;
Quote from: JMV on May 24, 2008, 08:32:38 PM
Hopefully. baddood;
Yes. baddood;
If it doesn't, I'll smash my head through the window and resell it on Ebay. baddood;
Excellent Avatar. baddood;
But lock it!. baddood;
Quote from: John on May 25, 2008, 10:25:14 AM
Excellent Avatar. baddood;
But lock it!. baddood;
Thank you. baddood;
Nope, sorry. I can't. baddood;