My experience in the first round of interviews at the Apple Store.

[Daddy]

What did it say?

James Valente,

Thank you for your interest in an opportunity with Apple retail.   At this time we have chosen to move ahead with candidates who better meet the business needs today.  We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Thank you again for your time and interest in Apple Inc.

Best regards,

[Sam]

aw

[Nyerp]

lol

[Trent Reznor's favorite starf*cker]

oh yeah i didn't get hired. i got an e-mail.

Dude. Sad to hear that, man. sweat; I hope your next job interview goes way better. but yeah, I had gotten an application for gamestop, and by the time I submitted it (two days later) I had lost the position to some emo fag.

[Daddy]

Dude. Sad to hear that, man. sweat; I hope your next job interview goes way better. but yeah, I had gotten an application for gamestop, and by the time I submitted it (two days later) I had lost the position to some emo fag.

It's alright lol.

But yeah, that sucks.

[Ezloﺕ]

haw haw

[Daddy]

haw haw

caw caw

[Chris (JayJay)]

that sucks.

if you were hired, what stuff would you be doing there

[Daddy]

that sucks.

if you were hired, what stuff would you be doing there

standing around asking people if they need help.

[Tomboh]

standing around asking people if they need help.

but that would require you to talk to people

i dunno if you are capable of such feats 

[Chris (JayJay)]

standing around asking people if they need help.

i see

in what location

[Daddy]

i see

in what location

The Northshore Mall in Peabody.   

[Chris (JayJay)]

The Northshore Mall in Peabody.   

too far. 

[Daddy]

too far. 

Let's go to the one in Boston. 

[Chris (JayJay)]

Let's go to the one in Boston. 

the one that just opened?