My experience in the first round of interviews at the Apple Store.

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Daddy

May 22, 2008, 05:24:31 PM
So I get there and realize that I was the youngest person out of the 5 that showed up.  :|

The manager/interviewer asked us to talk about ourselves and two of the guys(I'm sure they'll get the job) were like ya i worked for blah blah blah for 20 years and i was thinking "thats longer than i was alive :'( ", it then came to my turn and i was like "uhm, I go to salem state and I'm working towards a bachelors in computer science and uhm i applied here because i respect apple as a company and enjoy using their products" i sucked so much.


The outlook: I'm 90% sure I will not be called back for the second round of interviews.  doodthing;

Geno

May 22, 2008, 05:25:28 PM #1
That sucks.
Maybe you should work at the fair with me wub;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

wawi

May 22, 2008, 05:25:47 PM #2
At least you tried. Who knows, maybe you will get called back fore second round interviews.

Daddy

May 22, 2008, 05:27:04 PM #3
i was nervous :'(

Geno

May 22, 2008, 05:28:01 PM #4
Quote from: JMV on May 22, 2008, 05:27:04 PM
i was nervous :'(
Work at Gamestop.  baddood;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

May 22, 2008, 05:28:40 PM #5
Quote from: Geñø on May 22, 2008, 05:28:01 PM
Work at Gamestop.  baddood;
those penises never called me back

Geno

May 22, 2008, 05:29:19 PM #6
Quote from: JMV on May 22, 2008, 05:28:40 PM
those penises never called me back
Well I'm probably going to start working there in a year or so.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Nyerp

May 22, 2008, 06:10:33 PM #7
why don't you suck apple's cock some more, faggot

Bodie seazun wun

May 22, 2008, 06:14:09 PM #8
Quote from: Nyerb on May 22, 2008, 06:10:33 PM
why don't you suck apple's cock some more, faggot
Dipshit please.

ME##

May 22, 2008, 06:14:57 PM #9
lol I can imagine what my interview will be like if I ever get around to getting a job. :'(

Feynman

May 22, 2008, 07:04:22 PM #10
"I'm very skilled in computers, and have a much better than average understanding of how they work. I know several programming languages and show comprehension of how Unix and Linux systems work as well as Windows.

I also like farts." It's not that hard to say, motherfucker. Bullshit a resume.

Socks

May 22, 2008, 07:07:09 PM #11
I've never had an interview for all the jobs that I've ever had. Proving that indeed most of the time it's not about what you know, but about who you know. In each case my family has been friends with the manager or supervisor.

Daddy

May 22, 2008, 07:08:57 PM #12
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 22, 2008, 07:04:22 PM
"I'm very skilled in computers, and have a much better than average understanding of how they work. I know several programming languages and show comprehension of how Unix and Linux systems work as well as Windows.

I also like farts." It's not that hard to say, motherfucker. Bullshit a resume.
I said that in my e-mail you fag.

Title27GT

May 22, 2008, 07:14:11 PM #13
Maybe you can be a Cayman Airways pack monkey

Feynman

May 22, 2008, 07:16:16 PM #14
Quote from: JMV on May 22, 2008, 07:08:57 PM
I said that in my e-mail you fag.


but you had to play the "i like apple so can i plz work her lol?" card when up there face-to-face baddood;
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