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See, it's web themed because it's about Spider-Man. See, he uses webs and can climb on walls but he's also a man. That's how the name Spider-Man was made.
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Oh, sweet Jesus, no.
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Alright, we've got a chance. Do your stuff, Raimi. Don't let Koepp's script kill the movie!
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"Hi, I'm Peter Parker. Right now, I'm a disembodied voice. Why? Uh... Um... I just am. I'm also not going to die at the end of this movie. It's not American Beauty. Also, if I die, good-bye, franchise! There's no way they would put that horrible clone saga onto film anyway. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. I'm Peter Parker. I'm just a normal kid."
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"Oh, I'd hit that so hard. I'd wreck that chick. Oh, yeah. You can still hear me. Well, she's integral to the story. Somehow. Well, I'd do unspeakable things to her. I mean, give me one night and she would just never be able to walk the same way again."
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"Get your damn filthy hands off of her! I'm going to disappear for a bit. You'll hear my omniprescent voice over at the end of the movie. Hopefully, someone who made this thread will keep it together for that long!"
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"God damn, I wish I could make this doughnut my wife so I could hit her. After hitting her, I'd apologize. After apologizing, we'd have make up sex. It would be the hottest make up sex ever."
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"Who's interrupting my doughnut session? Hey, guys! Look out the window! It's Parker and he's trying to catch the bus! This is humorous!"
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"Hey, guys! Tell him to stop the bus! I think my heart just stopped a minute ago!"
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"I don't know who this kid is but watching him suffer brings me great joy to my miserable life."
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"Hey, asshole, stop the bus. He's been following us for eighteen blocks now and I think that pen someone threw at him went into his knee."
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"I think I'm all right even though there seems to be an alarming pool of blood forming in my sock."
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"Hey, don't throw stuff at me! I'm allergic to stuff!"
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"This seat's taken, nerd!"
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"But... You're a nerd too... Okay, then."
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"Bra, get the knife ready."
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"Hey, bra baby, watch this. We're about to be all cool and shit."
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"Oops. Sorry, bra! Lemme help you up..."
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Irreverisble: High school style.
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"Don't put that there! It doesn't belong there! ARGH!"
MORE
also bash it more. it needs more witty criticism. :|
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"I'm the tough black teacher. I am a hardass so I can motivate you to do great things. Also, I'm black. Black people are very angry people. It's a fact. Look it in the fact book. You'll find it there."
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"Hey, whitey, keep playing with that ball and I will remove your left eye and replace that ball with your eye. Then, people will call you ball eye. I will be there in your face... Just laughing. In your good eye, of course. Because your ball eye would have no sight whatsoever."
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"I am not interested in angry black men."
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"Man, my underwear keeps bunching up in my ass..."
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Thought bubble: "Wow, the archietecture in that building is really something amazing. Too bad that guy with the glasses is blocking my view of it."
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Thought bubble: "Oh, my God. She's looking at me. What do I do? Do I say, 'Hey, baby. Want me inside of you? Cause I want to be inside of you really bad. I'll pay you for it.'"
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"Hey, baby. Want me inside of you? Cause I want to be inside of you really bad. I'll pay you for it!"
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"Oh."
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"I really fucking hate myself. I think I'll go cut myself in the third movie right now."
I enjoyed the screenshots themselves and their comedic value more so then the half assed commentary.
Quote from: General Socks on May 13, 2008, 10:35:28 PM
I enjoyed the screenshots themselves and their comedic value more so then the half assed commentary.
no one cares socks
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 13, 2008, 10:37:45 PM
no one cares socks
Could say the same for virtually everything, including your thread, this is Boyah. I'm just saying so by all means continue, I didn't mean to interrupt.
Quote from: General Socks on May 13, 2008, 10:39:50 PM
Could say the same for virtually everything, including your thread, this is Boyah. I'm just saying so by all means continue, I didn't mean to interrupt.
no one cares socks
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 13, 2008, 10:42:41 PM
no one cares socks
I was just stating my opinion, you can stop being a little girl now, I was sincere when I said I didn't mean to interrupt, clearly this has gone on longer than it should of. I really do mean for you to continue.
Quote from: General Socks on May 13, 2008, 10:46:46 PM
I was just stating my opinion, you can stop being a little girl now, I was sincere when I said I dint meant to interrupt, clearly this has gone on longer than it should of. I really do mean for you to continue.
no one cares socks
Andrew's threads are always awesome.
Quote from: JMV on May 13, 2008, 10:50:27 PM
Andrew's threads are always awesome.
thxs jmv ^_^
I used to think Toby was so cute, now I realized he looks like my dad ahhh. baddood;
Quote from: Kittie on May 13, 2008, 10:51:49 PM
I used to think Toby was so cute, now I realized he looks like my dad ahhh. baddood;
this thread just got a whole lot more incestriffic
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 13, 2008, 10:52:34 PM
this thread just got a whole lot more incestriffic
Well he sorta looks like Bassir too. :(
Quote from: Kittie on May 13, 2008, 10:53:35 PM
Well he sorta looks like Bassir too. :(
and a whole lot more baby dadyriffic
Out of all the famous people I've been compared to him the most.
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"Yo, holmes! Can you drive to the back entrance? I don't want to be seen in this fancy car."
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"The fuck? Harry, what's the matter? We had the shit stain on the roof cleaned yesterday. You shouldn't have a problem being seen."
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"I just don't want people thinking I'm rich."
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"Hey, if you weren't such a little retard baby, you wouldn't have gotten kicked out of the private schools and you wouldn't have a problem fitting in, now, would you?"
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"I'm not a little retard baby, Dad."
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"Of course, not. You're my wittle wetard waby!"
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"Come on! Why you leavin', my wittle wetard waby?"
more fgt
thank god yet another of these awesome threads
Holy shit you fuck nut I have American Beauty from netflix sitting in my living room right now, I never saw it and was going to watch it today...
what the fuck are the odds....
fuck you why didn't you use a spoiler tag :l
Also, Spiderman 2 was excellent.
Quote from: Vincent on May 13, 2008, 10:35:28 PM
I enjoyed the screenshots themselves and their comedic value more so then the half assed commentary.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Quote from: Kittie on May 13, 2008, 10:51:49 PM
I used to think Toby was so cute, now I realized he looks like my dad ahhh. baddood;
You can thank Freud for that
Quote from: Nyerb on May 15, 2008, 12:29:44 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Don't revert back to your dipshit ways, please.
moar
Quote from: Jules on May 15, 2008, 05:34:33 PM
Don't revert back to your dipshit ways, please.
Stop the RP shit.
Quote from: Nyerb on May 15, 2008, 12:29:44 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I can't be mean to your boyfriend?
please make more, Andrew
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"Yo, Petezilla!"
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"Hey... Um... Uh..."
Thought bubble: "Shit, what's his name again? Well, he's my only friend. I should know his name. I only know, like, five people. Perry? No, he's hairy. That's it!"
"Hey... Harry?"
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Thought bubble: "Thank Jesus."
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"Forget something, my wittle wetard waby?"
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"Dad, don't call me that in public."
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"Pete, this is my father, Norman. Dad, this is my only friend because I'm rich, Peter Parker."
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"Hey, Pete. My wittle wetard waby tells me you're into science. You know, I'm something of a big thing at my science place."
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"Oh, I know, Mr. Osborne. Your research studies on nanobot technology had me on the edge of my seat!"
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"Yeah, nanos... They are... Uh... Something? Yeah, they're something. That's cool that you like them. You know, they're really small. I never knew that."
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"Well, yeah. Don't you know what nano means?"
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"Hey, you two retards, I'm black and I'm pissed. Get your asses moving and stop talking to that homeless man!"
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"Wow, that's one angry black man."
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"Nice meeting you, Parker. My wittle wetard waby, make sure you don't get jam on your fingers when you eat your peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
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"Well, that was nice."
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"Peter... Stop acting like we're an old, married couple."
I haven't laughed once.
Make it better.
I actually laughed at the Jurassic Park III one
Quote from: Genø on May 16, 2008, 11:38:52 AM
I haven't laughed once.
Make it better.
I actually laughed at the Jurassic Park III one
suck shit
Quote from: Kittie on May 13, 2008, 10:53:35 PM
Well he sorta looks like Bassir too. :(
doodthing;