Spider-Man I: The Beginning of the End: Another Subtitle, Another Day

[Andrew1911]

See, it's web themed because it's about Spider-Man. See, he uses webs and can climb on walls but he's also a man. That's how the name Spider-Man was made.



Oh, sweet Jesus, no.



Alright, we've got a chance. Do your stuff, Raimi. Don't let Koepp's script kill the movie!



"Hi, I'm Peter Parker. Right now, I'm a disembodied voice. Why? Uh... Um... I just am. I'm also not going to die at the end of this movie. It's not American Beauty. Also, if I die, good-bye, franchise! There's no way they would put that horrible clone saga onto film anyway. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. I'm Peter Parker. I'm just a normal kid."



"Oh, I'd hit that so hard. I'd wreck that chick. Oh, yeah. You can still hear me. Well, she's integral to the story. Somehow. Well, I'd do unspeakable things to her. I mean, give me one night and she would just never be able to walk the same way again."



"Get your damn filthy hands off of her! I'm going to disappear for a bit. You'll hear my omniprescent voice over at the end of the movie. Hopefully, someone who made this thread will keep it together for that long!"



"God damn, I wish I could make this doughnut my wife so I could hit her. After hitting her, I'd apologize. After apologizing, we'd have make up sex. It would be the hottest make up sex ever."



"Who's interrupting my doughnut session? Hey, guys! Look out the window! It's Parker and he's trying to catch the bus! This is humorous!"



"Hey, guys! Tell him to stop the bus! I think my heart just stopped a minute ago!"



"I don't know who this kid is but watching him suffer brings me great joy to my miserable life."



"Hey, asshole, stop the bus. He's been following us for eighteen blocks now and I think that pen someone threw at him went into his knee."



"I think I'm all right even though there seems to be an alarming pool of blood forming in my sock."



"Hey, don't throw stuff at me! I'm allergic to stuff!"



"This seat's taken, nerd!"



"But... You're a nerd too... Okay, then."



"Bra, get the knife ready."



"Hey, bra baby, watch this. We're about to be all cool and shit."



"Oops. Sorry, bra! Lemme help you up..."



Irreverisble: High school style.



"Don't put that there! It doesn't belong there! ARGH!"

[Samus Aran]

MORE

also bash it more. it needs more witty criticism.

[Andrew1911]

"I'm the tough black teacher. I am a hardass so I can motivate you to do great things. Also, I'm black. Black people are very angry people. It's a fact. Look it in the fact book. You'll find it there."



"Hey, whitey, keep playing with that ball and I will remove your left eye and replace that ball with your eye. Then, people will call you ball eye. I will be there in your face... Just laughing. In your good eye, of course. Because your ball eye would have no sight whatsoever."



"I am not interested in angry black men."



"Man, my underwear keeps bunching up in my ass..."



Thought bubble: "Wow, the archietecture in that building is really something amazing. Too bad that guy with the glasses is blocking my view of it."



Thought bubble: "Oh, my God. She's looking at me. What do I do? Do I say, 'Hey, baby. Want me inside of you? Cause I want to be inside of you really bad. I'll pay you for it.'"





"Hey, baby. Want me inside of you? Cause I want to be inside of you really bad. I'll pay you for it!"



"Oh."





"I really fucking hate myself. I think I'll go cut myself in the third movie right now."

[Socks]

I enjoyed the screenshots themselves and their comedic value more so then the half assed commentary.

[Andrew1911]

I enjoyed the screenshots themselves and their comedic value more so then the half assed commentary.

no one cares socks

[Socks]

no one cares socks

Could say the same for virtually everything, including your thread, this is Boyah. I'm just saying so by all means continue, I didn't mean to interrupt.

[Andrew1911]

Could say the same for virtually everything, including your thread, this is Boyah. I'm just saying so by all means continue, I didn't mean to interrupt.

no one cares socks

[Socks]

no one cares socks

I was just stating my opinion, you can stop being a little girl now, I was sincere when I said I didn't mean to interrupt, clearly this has gone on longer than it should of. I really do mean for you to continue.

[Andrew1911]

I was just stating my opinion, you can stop being a little girl now, I was sincere when I said I dint meant to interrupt, clearly this has gone on longer than it should of. I really do mean for you to continue.

no one cares socks

[Daddy]

Andrew's threads are always awesome.

[Andrew1911]

Andrew's threads are always awesome.

thxs jmv ^_^

[Himu]

I used to think Toby was so cute, now I realized he looks like my dad ahhh.

[Andrew1911]

I used to think Toby was so cute, now I realized he looks like my dad ahhh.

this thread just got a whole lot more incestriffic

[Himu]

this thread just got a whole lot more incestriffic

Well he sorta looks like Bassir too.

[Andrew1911]

Well he sorta looks like Bassir too.

and a whole lot more baby dadyriffic