Spider-Man I: The Beginning of the End: Another Subtitle, Another Day

[Socks]

Out of all the famous people I've been compared to him the most.

[Andrew1911]

"Yo, holmes! Can you drive to the back entrance? I don't want to be seen in this fancy car."



"The fuck? Harry, what's the matter? We had the shit stain on the roof cleaned yesterday. You shouldn't have a problem being seen."



"I just don't want people thinking I'm rich."



"Hey, if you weren't such a little retard baby, you wouldn't have gotten kicked out of the private schools and you wouldn't have a problem fitting in, now, would you?"



"I'm not a little retard baby, Dad."



"Of course, not. You're my wittle wetard waby!"



"Come on! Why you leavin', my wittle wetard waby?"

[Nyerp]

more fgt

[Geno]

thank god yet another of these awesome threads

[Selkie]

Holy shit you fuck nut I have American Beauty from netflix sitting in my living room right now, I never saw it and was going to watch it today...

what the fuck are the odds....


fuck you why didn't you use a spoiler tag  :l

Also, Spiderman 2 was excellent.

[Nyerp]

I enjoyed the screenshots themselves and their comedic value more so then the half assed commentary.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[YPrrrr]

I used to think Toby was so cute, now I realized he looks like my dad ahhh.

You can thank Freud for that

[V]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Don't revert back to your dipshit ways, please.

[Tomboh]

moar

[Nyerp]

Don't revert back to your dipshit ways, please.

Stop the RP shit.

[Socks]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I can't be mean to your boyfriend?

[Wrench]

please make more, Andrew

[Nyerp]

I can't be mean to your boyfriend?

The fuck?

[Andrew1911]

"Yo, Petezilla!"



"Hey... Um... Uh..."

Thought bubble: "Shit, what's his name again? Well, he's my only friend. I should know his name. I only know, like, five people. Perry? No, he's hairy. That's it!"

"Hey... Harry?"



Thought bubble: "Thank Jesus."



"Forget something, my wittle wetard waby?"



"Dad, don't call me that in public."



"Pete, this is my father, Norman. Dad, this is my only friend because I'm rich, Peter Parker."



"Hey, Pete. My wittle wetard waby tells me you're into science. You know, I'm something of a big thing at my science place."



"Oh, I know, Mr. Osborne. Your research studies on nanobot technology had me on the edge of my seat!"



"Yeah, nanos... They are... Uh... Something? Yeah, they're something. That's cool that you like them. You know, they're really small. I never knew that."



"Well, yeah. Don't you know what nano means?"



"Hey, you two retards, I'm black and I'm pissed. Get your asses moving and stop talking to that homeless man!"



"Wow, that's one angry black man."



"Nice meeting you, Parker. My wittle wetard waby, make sure you don't get jam on your fingers when you eat your peanut butter and jelly sandwich."



"Well, that was nice."



"Peter... Stop acting like we're an old, married couple."

[Geno]

I haven't laughed once.
Make it better.
I actually laughed at the Jurassic Park III one