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Title: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 07:25:00 PM
So basically I weigh 100 pounds. I need to weigh 110 to give blood.

I want to give blood on monday and get out of class in the process. Which means I need to gain 10 pounds by monday. I've never weighed 110 pounds, so this is like a record for me.

Is gaining 10 pounds in a weekend possible?

If not, I think I'll put heavy things in my pocket... but then I'm worried that giving blood at 100 pounds is dangerous, do you think it is?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 25, 2008, 07:25:51 PM
Quote from: samsam on April 25, 2008, 07:25:00 PM
So basically I weigh 100 pounds. I need to weigh 110 to give blood.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Selkie on April 25, 2008, 07:26:22 PM
You may faint, but that's all.

Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Juni on April 25, 2008, 07:27:27 PM
You need a turkey baster. INJECT FAT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR STOMACH
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 07:27:52 PM
Quote from: Way down in the hole. on April 25, 2008, 07:25:51 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS?

...about what?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
you're going to let some person suck all your precious bodily fluids out of you just to skip a boring lesson?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 25, 2008, 07:28:56 PM
Quote from: samsam on April 25, 2008, 07:27:52 PM
...about what?
weighing a 100 ib.

I'm 115, and fairly scrawny... How tall are you?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 07:29:21 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
you're going to let some person suck all your precious bodily fluids out of you just to skip a boring lesson?

It's not just so I can get out of class, I actually do want to give blood, but i don't want to go anywhere to get it drawn, I'd rather just do the school-sponsored thing, but it only occurs every couple months.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2008, 07:29:31 PM
No one needs your filthy blood.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 25, 2008, 07:30:32 PM
No one needs your filthy blood.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2008, 07:30:51 PM
i'll give you some of mine.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: steal on April 25, 2008, 07:32:02 PM
I don't think they actually weigh you, you can probably just say you're 110 pounds and get away with it. but like you said, that may be dangerous, because they do have those limitations for a reason.

No, anyone who looks anywhere close to 110 or below has to have a note from the nurse.
Quote from: Bassir on April 25, 2008, 07:29:31 PM
No one needs your filthy blood.

I bet you want it though. You little vampire demon thing.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Tomboh on April 25, 2008, 07:34:24 PM
mudblood
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 07:35:43 PM
Quote from: Way down in the hole. on April 25, 2008, 07:28:56 PM
weighing a 100 ib.

I'm 115, and fairly scrawny... How tall are you?


The question isn't how tall, but rather how short.

And let's just put it this way; at 17 years old, I'm pretty sure I'm the shortest boyager.
Quote from: Tomboh on April 25, 2008, 07:34:24 PM
mudblood

*gasp*
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Daddy on April 25, 2008, 07:37:17 PM
How fast?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 25, 2008, 07:37:17 PM
How fast?

really fast. I specified in the post, dammit.  baddood;
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2008, 07:40:54 PM
Quote from: samsam on April 25, 2008, 07:38:16 PM
really fast. I specified in the post, dammit.  baddood;


i'll give you some fat from my thighs
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 07:41:34 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on April 25, 2008, 07:34:24 PM
mudblood


ahhh...i had a whole cache of harry potter heritage cracks to make, and you've just gone and foiled all of them, thanks a fucking lot   doodthing;

hohoho
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Juni on April 25, 2008, 07:41:38 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 25, 2008, 07:40:54 PM
i'll give you some fat from my thighs
She's not asking for aids.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 25, 2008, 07:41:55 PM
Well, eat less and start exercising.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: ME## on April 25, 2008, 07:42:46 PM
Quote from: Juni on April 25, 2008, 07:41:38 PM
She's not asking for aids.


i already gave her aids by looking at her eyes in a picture she posted
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 07:43:39 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 25, 2008, 07:42:46 PM
i already gave her aids by looking at her eyes in a picture she posted
hey

you should warn me about these things
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Tomboh on April 25, 2008, 07:43:40 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 07:41:34 PM
ahhh...i had a whole cache of harry potter heritage cracks to make, and you've just gone and foiled all of them, thanks a fucking lot   doodthing;

hohoho
do them anyways i want to see
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 07:50:59 PM
I gave blood not too long ago, it's pretty painless and fast, also, they check your blood iron content, if it's deficient then you're not allowed to give blood. So don't gain wait (not like you can gain 10 lb in a few days, but whatever) only to find out you have an iron issue.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: FullmetalGanon on April 25, 2008, 07:54:37 PM
impossible, i thinks O_0
drink a lot of water and dont pee or poop before going
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:07:33 PM
That doesn't really sound like it's worth the effort.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 08:09:35 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:07:33 PM
That doesn't really sound like it's worth the effort.


It's not even probable so it would be a futile attempt anyway which might result in sickness or other problems.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2008, 08:10:11 PM
Quote from: samsam on April 25, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
I bet you want it though. You little vampire demon thing.


i don't need it though bassir;
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
are you giving blood because you're too lazy to give money to charity?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 08:16:10 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
are you giving blood because you're too lazy to give money to charity?


You can give all the money in the world, that still is not going to magically produce blood, nor do they go to the same cause.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:16:42 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
are you giving blood because you're too lazy to give money to charity?
You can't turn money into blood.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:17:54 PM
ehyah, but money doesnt grown on trees, blood does...
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 08:18:34 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:17:54 PM
ehyah, but money isnt free if you know waht i mean, blood is...


What?
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:18:46 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:17:54 PM
ehyah, but money isnt free if you know waht i mean, blood is...
Blood is more important, though. People can live without money.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:18:46 PM
Blood is more important, though. People can live without money.


Neither is it "free" as it take resources, time and effort to produce a healthy supply, even if you're not actually aware of it.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:20:46 PM
you know what i mean, you have to work to get money, or loot it from unsuspecting foreigners, but you already have all the bloood you'll need on you and then some, hence why it is lazier to give blood than to give money. Sustained.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:20:46 PM
you know what i mean, you have to work to get money, or loot it from unsuspecting foreigners, but you already have all the bloood you'll need on you and then some, hence why it is lazier to give blood than to give money. Sustained.


But money is pointless, as Houdini said you can live without money, it's a man made thing given false value, blood will always be blood and always be necessary and vital.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:25:03 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:20:46 PM
you know what i mean, you have to work to get money, or loot it from unsuspecting foreigners, but you already have all the bloood you'll need on you and then some, hence why it is lazier to give blood than to give money. Sustained.
Except donating blood isn't comfortable. They stick a big fucking needle in your arm.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:35:55 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:25:03 PM
Except donating blood isn't comfortable. They stick a big fucking needle in your arm.


pussy
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:43:00 PM
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 08:35:55 PM
pussy
Not everyone is a homeless junky like you.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Gladjaframpf on April 25, 2008, 09:17:37 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 25, 2008, 08:25:03 PM
Except donating blood isn't comfortable. They stick a big fucking needle in your arm.


The thing about needles is, they're only uncomfortable if you think about them. There's no real physical pain, but it can be psychologically uncomfortable depending on the person. The time I did it, I found the bed thing I had to lay on more uncomfortable that having the needle in my arm.

And I totally won the bleeding race against the guy next to me.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 25, 2008, 09:32:59 PM
oh wait... I forgot I was afraid of needles...
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: wawi on April 25, 2008, 09:34:11 PM
I feel like I need to lose some weight  :(
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: YPrrrr on April 26, 2008, 10:05:50 AM
McDonald's... ba da buh buh buh buh I'm loving it

I've never given blood by the way
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 26, 2008, 11:31:23 AM
EAT
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: :atomsk: on April 26, 2008, 12:30:41 PM
i gave blood just a while back. i weigh 138. it hurt, and i was really tired for a few days later, but i'm glad i did it.  :)
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: :atomsk: on April 26, 2008, 12:35:52 PM
(?!) i just hit the 'X' to get out of this tab, and it opened like 70 'Let's Gain Weight- Fast' tabs.  befuddlement
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: ME## on April 26, 2008, 12:36:35 PM
Quote from: :atomsk: on April 26, 2008, 12:35:52 PM
(?!) i just hit the 'X' to get out of this tab, and it opened like 70 'Let's Gain Weight- Fast' tabs.  befuddlement


stop using ie
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 08:28:47 PM
Quote from: :atomsk: on April 26, 2008, 12:30:41 PM
i gave blood just a while back. i weigh 138. it hurt, and i was really tired for a few days later, but i'm glad i did it.


This is the complete opposite of what happened to me. It does not hurt besides a "pinching" sensation when the needle goes in, it does not take that long (about 10 min) and I was fine immediately afterwards, even walked home and worked out that day.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 08:59:36 PM
is there a requirement for how much you have to give

I'd give like half a cup but I'd be too scared to sacrifice more than that.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 09:05:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 08:59:36 PM
is there a requirement for how much you have to give

I'd give like half a cup but I'd be too scared to sacrifice more than that.


Yeah, the minimum is a pint, the human body contains around twelve pints, to give more you have to fit a height and weight criteria but I believe you can give two pints in a row if you qualify.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Sam on April 26, 2008, 09:56:43 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 26, 2008, 08:28:47 PM
This is the complete opposite of what happened to me. It does not hurt besides a "pinching" sensation when the needle goes in, it does not take that long (about 10 min) and I was fine immediately afterwards, even walked home and worked out that day.

most people I know are perfectly fine after giving blood, and I'm not particularily worried about being dizzy or anything, even if I'm small.


I'm more scared of the needle itself.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 26, 2008, 09:57:09 PM
Get pregnant.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Socks on April 26, 2008, 10:01:16 PM
Quote from: samsam on April 26, 2008, 09:56:43 PM
I'm more scared of the needle itself.


It's nothing, you don't even see what's going on and the person administering it will talk to you as the needle is about to go in. You'll just feel a slight but sharp pressure (like a strong pinch) for a second or two. then that's it, it is not painful when it's in there nor when it is removed, its not even that discomforting. I found the boredom and the bed I was laying in to be the most difficult part of it all.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: Houdini on April 26, 2008, 10:20:25 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 26, 2008, 09:57:09 PM
Get pregnant.
I don't think they let pregnant women donate blood.
Title: Re: Let's gain weight- FAST
Post by: :atomsk: on May 09, 2008, 07:02:25 AM
Quote from: General Socks on April 26, 2008, 08:28:47 PM
This is the complete opposite of what happened to me. It does not hurt besides a "pinching" sensation when the needle goes in, it does not take that long (about 10 min) and I was fine immediately afterwards, even walked home and worked out that day.

well, i'm pretty thin, so there's more nerve endings to knock around while the needle's in there. i want to do it agains in a while.