Let's gain weight- FAST

[Sam]

How fast?

really fast. I specified in the post, dammit. 

[ME##]

really fast. I specified in the post, dammit. 

i'll give you some fat from my thighs

[Lovefoxxx]

mudblood

ahhh...i had a whole cache of harry potter heritage cracks to make, and you've just gone and foiled all of them, thanks a fucking lot  

hohoho

[Juni]

i'll give you some fat from my thighs

She's not asking for aids.

[Full Metal Ryder]

Well, eat less and start exercising.

[ME##]

She's not asking for aids.

i already gave her aids by looking at her eyes in a picture she posted

[Sam]

i already gave her aids by looking at her eyes in a picture she posted

hey

you should warn me about these things

[Tomboh]

ahhh...i had a whole cache of harry potter heritage cracks to make, and you've just gone and foiled all of them, thanks a fucking lot  

hohoho

do them anyways i want to see

[Socks]

I gave blood not too long ago, it's pretty painless and fast, also, they check your blood iron content, if it's deficient then you're not allowed to give blood. So don't gain wait (not like you can gain 10 lb in a few days, but whatever) only to find out you have an iron issue.

[FullmetalGanon]

impossible, i thinks
drink a lot of water and dont pee or poop before going

[Houdini]

That doesn't really sound like it's worth the effort.

[Socks]

That doesn't really sound like it's worth the effort.

It's not even probable so it would be a futile attempt anyway which might result in sickness or other problems.

[Feynman]

I bet you want it though. You little vampire demon thing.

i don't need it though

[Lovefoxxx]

are you giving blood because you're too lazy to give money to charity?

[Socks]

are you giving blood because you're too lazy to give money to charity?

You can give all the money in the world, that still is not going to magically produce blood, nor do they go to the same cause.