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Started by Sam, April 25, 2008, 07:25:00 PM

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Sam

April 25, 2008, 07:25:00 PM Last Edit: April 25, 2008, 09:37:00 PM by Bassir
So basically I weigh 100 pounds. I need to weigh 110 to give blood.

I want to give blood on monday and get out of class in the process. Which means I need to gain 10 pounds by monday. I've never weighed 110 pounds, so this is like a record for me.

Is gaining 10 pounds in a weekend possible?

If not, I think I'll put heavy things in my pocket... but then I'm worried that giving blood at 100 pounds is dangerous, do you think it is?
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Full Metal Ryder

April 25, 2008, 07:25:51 PM #1
Quote from: samsam on April 25, 2008, 07:25:00 PM
So basically I weigh 100 pounds. I need to weigh 110 to give blood.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Selkie

April 25, 2008, 07:26:22 PM #2
You may faint, but that's all.

Juni

April 25, 2008, 07:27:27 PM #3
You need a turkey baster. INJECT FAT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR STOMACH

Sam

April 25, 2008, 07:27:52 PM #4
Quote from: Way down in the hole. on April 25, 2008, 07:25:51 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS?

...about what?
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Lovefoxxx

April 25, 2008, 07:27:56 PM #5
you're going to let some person suck all your precious bodily fluids out of you just to skip a boring lesson?

Full Metal Ryder

April 25, 2008, 07:28:56 PM #6
Quote from: samsam on April 25, 2008, 07:27:52 PM
...about what?
weighing a 100 ib.

I'm 115, and fairly scrawny... How tall are you?

Sam

April 25, 2008, 07:29:21 PM #7
Quote from: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 07:27:56 PM
you're going to let some person suck all your precious bodily fluids out of you just to skip a boring lesson?

It's not just so I can get out of class, I actually do want to give blood, but i don't want to go anywhere to get it drawn, I'd rather just do the school-sponsored thing, but it only occurs every couple months.
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Feynman

April 25, 2008, 07:29:31 PM #8
No one needs your filthy blood.

Full Metal Ryder

April 25, 2008, 07:30:32 PM #9
No one needs your filthy blood.

ME##

April 25, 2008, 07:30:51 PM #10
i'll give you some of mine.

Sam

April 25, 2008, 07:33:54 PM #11
Quote from: steal on April 25, 2008, 07:32:02 PM
I don't think they actually weigh you, you can probably just say you're 110 pounds and get away with it. but like you said, that may be dangerous, because they do have those limitations for a reason.

No, anyone who looks anywhere close to 110 or below has to have a note from the nurse.
Quote from: Bassir on April 25, 2008, 07:29:31 PM
No one needs your filthy blood.

I bet you want it though. You little vampire demon thing.
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Tomboh

April 25, 2008, 07:34:24 PM #12
mudblood

Sam

April 25, 2008, 07:35:43 PM #13
Quote from: Way down in the hole. on April 25, 2008, 07:28:56 PM
weighing a 100 ib.

I'm 115, and fairly scrawny... How tall are you?


The question isn't how tall, but rather how short.

And let's just put it this way; at 17 years old, I'm pretty sure I'm the shortest boyager.
Quote from: Tomboh on April 25, 2008, 07:34:24 PM
mudblood

*gasp*
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Daddy

April 25, 2008, 07:37:17 PM #14
How fast?
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