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Title: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 19, 2008, 07:44:44 PM
How many of you guys actually get dark?

I get moderately dark, but not even close to some of the chicks that bake in the sun all day.  I had a pretty bad farmers tan as of a week ago, but it disappeared after a day on the beach.
(http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v98/200/88/27213522/n27213522_32338540_4137.jpg)

LoL @ my dad in this picture
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 07:46:02 PM
I'm fat and have the tone of cottage cheese. :3

But I'm fairly light. I could get a tan, but that'd involve getting out.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 19, 2008, 07:46:52 PM
If I do go outside for a long enough period to get a sun burn or a tan, I always burn. But that hasn't happened in a long time as I usually limit my exposure to that evil thing in the sky.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: superclucky on April 19, 2008, 07:47:25 PM
i feel like starting at your teeth all day
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: YPrrrr on April 19, 2008, 07:48:39 PM
I actually get a lot darker than I am in the winter. Like right now I'm pretty tan, but not dark.

Oh, tans from salons are horrible. Natural is the way to go
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: LCK on April 19, 2008, 07:53:50 PM
I don't tan, I burn. :(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 19, 2008, 07:55:12 PM
Quote from: Trevor et al. on April 19, 2008, 07:53:50 PM
I don't tan, I burn. :(

Have you ever gotten sun poisoning?  My cousin gets it all the time.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 07:55:51 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 19, 2008, 07:55:12 PM
Have you ever gotten sun poisoning?  My cousin gets it all the time.

Sun poisoning?



...is it like skin cancer?
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 19, 2008, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on April 19, 2008, 07:55:51 PM
Sun poisoning?



...is it like skin cancer?

Blisters and what not.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: LCK on April 19, 2008, 07:57:43 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 19, 2008, 07:55:12 PM
Have you ever gotten sun poisoning?  My cousin gets it all the time.
Nope.
Just an annoying, painful sunburn that eventually peels away. :(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 19, 2008, 07:58:35 PM
Quote from: Trevor et al. on April 19, 2008, 07:57:43 PM
Nope.
Just an annoying, painful sunburn that eventually peels away. :(

lizard style

also, my friend fell asleep on the beach, so we put lotion on his back in the shape of a penis.

hilarity ensued.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 07:59:13 PM
Quote from: Trevor et al. on April 19, 2008, 07:57:43 PM
Nope.
Just an annoying, painful sunburn that eventually peels away. :(


Ew. I got sunburned on my face and my nose was peeling for about a week.
I was embarrassed about going places.  >.<
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 19, 2008, 08:04:36 PM
Women don't even have to go outside since all of them pay to have a machine shine radiation on them.

And as all of you know, I'm milky white.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: superclucky on April 19, 2008, 08:05:10 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2008, 08:04:36 PM
Women don't even have to go outside since all of them pay to have a machine shine radiation on them.

And as all of you know, I'm milky white.
milky white is rarely attractive on boys
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 08:06:07 PM
I can smell the Melanoma already. :3
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 19, 2008, 08:07:06 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 19, 2008, 08:05:10 PM
milky white is rarely attractive on boys
I'm one of the few fine lads.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 08:07:47 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2008, 08:07:06 PM
I'm one of the few fine lads.

Proof, good sir?
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: superclucky on April 19, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2008, 08:07:06 PM
I'm one of the few fine lads.
you're a girl though :(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: bluaki on April 19, 2008, 08:09:22 PM
I'm pretty pale and I don't like tans.
Honestly, I'd like it if my skin was more pale than it currently is.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 19, 2008, 08:10:32 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on April 19, 2008, 08:07:47 PM
Proof, good sir?
Every member here has a two year old picture of me except me.
Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 19, 2008, 08:09:18 PM
you're a girl though :(
I wish :'(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 19, 2008, 08:11:00 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 19, 2008, 08:09:22 PM
I'm pretty pale and I don't like tans.
Honestly, I'd like it if my skin was more pale than it currently is.

Now, you're even weirder in my eyes.

I didn't think that was possible.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: YPrrrr on April 19, 2008, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 19, 2008, 08:09:22 PM
I'm pretty pale and I don't like tans.
Honestly, I'd like it if my skin was more pale than it currently is.
You certaintly are queer Bluaki...
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Daddy on April 19, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
I tan easily, I just don't go outside.  baddood;
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 08:13:35 PM
Whoops.
Wasn't there to see Bluaki's revelation.

Sorry, child. I'll lurk more next time.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: bluaki on April 19, 2008, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2008, 08:10:32 PM
I wish :'(
huh wait that's something I'd say
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 19, 2008, 08:27:08 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 19, 2008, 08:25:00 PM
huh wait that's something I'd say

He obviously wants to be a girl. So do I. :'(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 08:28:16 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 19, 2008, 08:27:08 PM
He obviously wants to be a girl. So do I. :'(

faggot
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on April 19, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 19, 2008, 08:10:32 PM
Every member here has a two year old picture of me except me.

And me.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 19, 2008, 08:29:34 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on April 19, 2008, 08:28:16 PM
faggot

your abuse is driving me away. :'(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 08:31:18 PM
Quote from: Latent Evil on April 19, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
And me.

And me.

Quote from: ME86 on April 19, 2008, 08:29:34 PM
your abuse is driving me away. :'(

GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 19, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on April 19, 2008, 08:31:18 PM
GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN

gladly wry
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 08:33:50 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 19, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
gladly wry

Quit loitering and SHOO!
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: wawi on April 19, 2008, 08:34:39 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 19, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
gladly wry

No
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 08:35:46 PM
I'll only forgive you with hot Private Message sex.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: sans culottes on April 19, 2008, 08:49:49 PM
is pele the guy in the back
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 19, 2008, 08:56:51 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on April 19, 2008, 08:49:49 PM
is pele the guy in the back

left
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: LCK on April 19, 2008, 08:58:00 PM
I'm really digging your dad's mustache.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Daddy on April 19, 2008, 08:58:05 PM
PELE YOUR DAD HAS A COOL MUSTACHE AWESOME
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 19, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 19, 2008, 08:58:05 PM
PELE YOUR DAD HAS A COOL MUSTACHE AWESOME

He looks like a walrus.  :(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Daddy on April 19, 2008, 09:01:04 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 19, 2008, 08:59:30 PM
He looks like a walrus.  :(
MINE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE PEDRO THE DRUG DEALER IN MS-13 SO I HAVE TO SHAVE IT.

IF I HAD A WALRUS 'STACHE I WOULD ROCK THAT SHIT.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 19, 2008, 09:01:34 PM
Your dad has what is quite possibly the most respectable mustache I've ever seen. baddood;
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Classic on April 19, 2008, 09:04:51 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on April 19, 2008, 09:01:34 PM
Your dad has what is quite possibly the most respectable mustache I've ever seen. baddood;

It does look rather sophisticated. spam;
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Gin on April 19, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
My skin is retarded when it comes to tanning. Most of the time I'm pale white, and I go straight to burn when I go outside for too long, my skin just completely skips the tan phase. However, sometimes I'll burn, and then a few days later I'll have a tan where I was burnt.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 19, 2008, 09:09:06 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 19, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
My skin is retarded when it comes to tanning. Most of the time I'm pale white, and I go straight to burn when I go outside for too long, my skin just completely skips the tan phase. However, sometimes I'll burn, and then a few days later I'll have a tan where I was burnt.

That's happened to me once. Personally I don't think it suited me.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Garahe on April 19, 2008, 09:17:12 PM
During the summer I am pleasantly tanned.

But during the winter I'm whiter than Dracula, and the snow falling around me. Combined.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Daphnia on April 19, 2008, 09:27:46 PM
Quote from: Classic et al. on April 19, 2008, 08:31:18 PM
GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN


[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/meesazn/gollum.jpg[/img]
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Samus Aran on April 19, 2008, 09:29:32 PM
Unfortunately, I've got a bit of "ginger" in me that prevents me from tanning. It also gave me freckles at a young age, but not severely. I didn't manage to get the red hair, though.

But yeah, thanks Dad. Thanks a lot for your tan-less genes.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: strongbad on April 19, 2008, 10:38:13 PM
It takes me a week of being somewhere sunny to tan, and I can lose it in a matter of days.
I burn really easily too :(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Socks on April 19, 2008, 11:03:59 PM
Quote from: Trevor et al. on April 19, 2008, 07:53:50 PM
I don't tan, I burn.


So do I, but then I tan and I'm good for the rest of the summer.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Hensa on April 20, 2008, 12:10:22 PM
i tan regularly...

about every other day at a place called Paradise Tans.
i love being tan, having castillian genes really helps with making it happen fast too.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2008, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on April 20, 2008, 12:10:22 PM
i tan regularly...

about every other day at a place called Paradise Tans.
i love being tan, having castillian genes really helps with making it happen fast too.
Every other day is so unnecessary...

Tanning artificially at all is really unnecessary, considering you live in Texas.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 20, 2008, 12:53:40 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on April 20, 2008, 12:10:22 PM
i tan regularly...

about every other day at a place called Paradise Tans.
i love being tan, having castillian genes really helps with making it happen fast too.


Don't you think that's a little excessive? I thought doing it once a week was supposed to be bad for you you...
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Hensa on April 20, 2008, 12:59:37 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 20, 2008, 12:53:40 PM
Don't you think that's a little excessive? I thought doing it once a week was supposed to be bad for you you...
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 20, 2008, 12:52:05 PM
Every other day is so unnecessary...

Tanning artificially at all is really unnecessary, considering you live in Texas.
the thing is, if i dont keep it up, it goes away really quickly.  :(

sucks.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2008, 01:00:38 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on April 20, 2008, 12:59:37 PM
the thing is, if i dont keep it up, it goes away really quickly.  :(

sucks.
That's just the glow of the radiation fading away
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 20, 2008, 01:01:53 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on April 20, 2008, 12:59:37 PM
the thing is, if i dont keep it up, it goes away really quickly.  :(

sucks.
Post pix
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: rreeppttaarr on April 20, 2008, 01:06:20 PM
I'm naturally very white (lol im a ginger) so I never actually tan, I just get sunburn that turns brownish eventually
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 20, 2008, 01:07:25 PM
Milk
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: mariofreak on April 20, 2008, 01:34:47 PM
im naturally tan, lol
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Selkie on April 20, 2008, 01:44:45 PM
I get a beautiful amazing, gorgeous tan fairly quickly in the sunshine

The sad part is that it goes away in literally like 24 hours.

Title: Re: Tans
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2008, 01:45:14 PM
My tan stays with me for weeks doodella;
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: bluaki on April 20, 2008, 01:54:07 PM
What little tan I get stays a bit too long :(
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 20, 2008, 02:04:48 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 20, 2008, 01:54:07 PM
What little tan I get stays a bit too long :(


And how long would that be?
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: bluaki on April 20, 2008, 02:24:04 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 20, 2008, 02:04:48 PM
And how long would that be?

Long enough for my skin to fail to get any lighter since my mom is making me go out so much
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: YPrrrr on April 20, 2008, 02:25:56 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 20, 2008, 02:24:04 PM
Long enough for my skin to fail to get any lighter since my mom is making me go out so much
Whotta bitch
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 20, 2008, 02:26:53 PM
Quote from: bluaki on April 20, 2008, 02:24:04 PM
Long enough for my skin to fail to get any lighter since my mom is making me go out so much

I'm happy my mother doesn't make me do shit with her.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 20, 2008, 03:02:37 PM
Quote from: ME86 on April 20, 2008, 02:26:53 PM
I'm happy my mother doesn't make me so shit with her.
what
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Hensa on April 20, 2008, 03:03:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 20, 2008, 03:02:37 PM
what
i said that too.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 20, 2008, 03:03:32 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 20, 2008, 03:02:37 PM
what


shit.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 20, 2008, 05:10:11 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty tan.

Tans are sexy,especially on people like hen.giggle;
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Socks on April 20, 2008, 06:49:18 PM
I'm white. And no amount of tanning will change that, unless its unintentional and as a result of an outside activity, no I don't artificially tan.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Wrench on April 20, 2008, 07:32:41 PM
My nose burns a bit every year. My arms, face, and legs tan. Typical farmer tan.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 21, 2008, 03:06:24 PM
Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 20, 2008, 05:10:11 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty tan.

Tans are sexy,especially on people like hen.giggle;

You're black.  doodthing;
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 21, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 21, 2008, 03:06:24 PM
You're black.  doodthing;
THAT WAS THE JOKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU SUCK PELE I'LL KILL YOU
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Pele on April 21, 2008, 03:11:13 PM
Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 21, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
THAT WAS THE JOKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU SUCK PELE I'LL KILL YOU

Try it, and you'll end up like Jamal.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 03:12:04 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 21, 2008, 03:11:13 PM
Try it, and you'll end up like Jamal.


For some reason I chuckled at that.
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: ME## on April 21, 2008, 03:13:27 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 21, 2008, 03:06:24 PM
You're black.  doodthing;

oh god lol
Title: Re: Tans
Post by: Snorkel on April 21, 2008, 03:43:09 PM
That is a truly awesome mustache. Poorly kept, though.

Per the topic, no I do not get tan, because I like in Minnesota and because my body does not like to get tan. If I spent the summer somewhere abundantly sunny I'd probably grow a slight tan.