Tans

[ME##]

GO AWAY AND NEVER RETURN

gladly

[Classic]

gladly

Quit loitering and SHOO!

[wawi]

gladly

No

[Classic]

I'll only forgive you with hot Private Message sex.

[sans culottes]

is pele the guy in the back

[Pele]

is pele the guy in the back

left

[LCK]

I'm really digging your dad's mustache.

[Daddy]

PELE YOUR DAD HAS A COOL MUSTACHE

[Pele]

PELE YOUR DAD HAS A COOL MUSTACHE

He looks like a walrus. 

[Daddy]

He looks like a walrus. 

MINE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE PEDRO THE DRUG DEALER IN MS-13 SO I HAVE TO SHAVE IT.

IF I HAD A WALRUS 'STACHE I WOULD ROCK THAT SHIT.

[Placebo Headwound]

Your dad has what is quite possibly the most respectable mustache I've ever seen.

[Classic]

Your dad has what is quite possibly the most respectable mustache I've ever seen.

It does look rather sophisticated.

[Gin]

My skin is retarded when it comes to tanning. Most of the time I'm pale white, and I go straight to burn when I go outside for too long, my skin just completely skips the tan phase. However, sometimes I'll burn, and then a few days later I'll have a tan where I was burnt.

[ME##]

My skin is retarded when it comes to tanning. Most of the time I'm pale white, and I go straight to burn when I go outside for too long, my skin just completely skips the tan phase. However, sometimes I'll burn, and then a few days later I'll have a tan where I was burnt.

That's happened to me once. Personally I don't think it suited me.

[Garahe]

During the summer I am pleasantly tanned.

But during the winter I'm whiter than Dracula, and the snow falling around me. Combined.