Tans

[Pele]

How many of you guys actually get dark?

I get moderately dark, but not even close to some of the chicks that bake in the sun all day.  I had a pretty bad farmers tan as of a week ago, but it disappeared after a day on the beach.


LoL @ my dad in this picture

[Classic]

I'm fat and have the tone of cottage cheese.

But I'm fairly light. I could get a tan, but that'd involve getting out.

[ME##]

If I do go outside for a long enough period to get a sun burn or a tan, I always burn. But that hasn't happened in a long time as I usually limit my exposure to that evil thing in the sky.

[superclucky]

i feel like starting at your teeth all day

[YPrrrr]

I actually get a lot darker than I am in the winter. Like right now I'm pretty tan, but not dark.

Oh, tans from salons are horrible. Natural is the way to go

[LCK]

I don't tan, I burn.

[Pele]

I don't tan, I burn.

Have you ever gotten sun poisoning?  My cousin gets it all the time.

[Classic]

Have you ever gotten sun poisoning?  My cousin gets it all the time.

Sun poisoning?



...is it like skin cancer?

[Pele]

Sun poisoning?



...is it like skin cancer?

Blisters and what not.

[LCK]

Have you ever gotten sun poisoning?  My cousin gets it all the time.

Nope.
Just an annoying, painful sunburn that eventually peels away.

[Pele]

Nope.
Just an annoying, painful sunburn that eventually peels away.

lizard style

also, my friend fell asleep on the beach, so we put lotion on his back in the shape of a penis.

hilarity ensued.

[Classic]

Nope.
Just an annoying, painful sunburn that eventually peels away.

Ew. I got sunburned on my face and my nose was peeling for about a week.
I was embarrassed about going places. 

[ncba93ivyase]

Women don't even have to go outside since all of them pay to have a machine shine radiation on them.

And as all of you know, I'm milky white.

[superclucky]

Women don't even have to go outside since all of them pay to have a machine shine radiation on them.

And as all of you know, I'm milky white.

milky white is rarely attractive on boys

[Classic]

I can smell the Melanoma already.