When I was about... 6. I was having such a bad headache. So I walked backwards to lean on a tree, the headache got so bad, until I felt something that hurted, it felt like I was burning so fucking much, and I look back... And I was standing in front of a small barbeque grill, with my leg touching the side of it. I cried so much and when I got home, I pealed the burnt piece of skin on the back of my leg.
When I was 7, I was at the bus stop, and these 4 fourth graders were having a snowball fight, they were such assholes. So then they ALL decided to throw some at people, then one guy threw it so fast and it he me on the cheek so hard and it almost got my eye. It seems there was ice in the snowball... It took about 3 weeks to heal...
After a year, I always went outside with the kids in my block. Oh God, it was too fun. We chased this Muslim guy, and some person said he was..a Ghandilicka? We all started making rumors that it meant an ugly beast, so we just chased him and we tried to beat him up, but he was very quick. About 12 kids were there.
At that period of time, we would always act like we were members of a camp, and some 5th grader was incharge... We went EVERWHERE. About like a mile from where we lived. We just went to some forest-like place and started pretending shit. We got a an acorn when we did some brave stuff.
In 3rd grade, my class had to listen to our teacher read the Harry Potter series. After she read a book, we would always have to take a test, but I never took one, until I listened to the 3rd one alot during class. I got like.. a 3/10 in the test, and I unexpectedly found her beside me, since I focused on the test alot. Then she yelled at me so much and I cried.
She was SUCH a bitch. She made me do some other stuff, but I'm too lazy to post more stuff...
There was a guy in 8th grade that game out of the bathroom with a boner in his shirt.
It was really big, like a kitchen paper roll tube long. powerofone;
Quote from: Clucky et al. on February 25, 2008, 01:55:32 PM
There was a guy in 8th grade that game out of the bathroom with a boner in his shirt.
It was really big, like a kitchen paper roll tube long. powerofone;
that's teenage highlights :\
boners are so annoying when at school
Quote from: Clucky et al. on February 25, 2008, 01:55:32 PM
There was a guy in 8th grade that game out of the bathroom with a boner in his shirt.
It was really big, like a kitchen paper roll tube long. powerofone;
'Game out'? lolwut
Quote from: ME86 on February 25, 2008, 01:57:27 PM
'Game out'? lolwut
stop being stupid and think what really fitted in the line
came out :\
Quote from: Original_MIB on February 25, 2008, 01:58:16 PM
stop being stupid and think what really fitted in the line
came out :\
welcome to boyah :D
When I was in 3'rd grade I went outside to clean my sneakers off because they got muddy at recess, and I got locked out of the school.
God I got so scared lol.
Finally a kid from my class came and opened the door, after I was out there for like 20 minutes.
Quote from: Selkie on February 25, 2008, 02:04:07 PM
When I was in 3'rd grade I went outside to clean my sneakers off because they got muddy at recess, and I got locked out of the school.
God I got so scared lol.
Finally a kid from my class came and opened the door, after I was out there for like 20 minutes.
20 FUCKING MINUTES?
baddood;
Quote from: Original_MIB on February 25, 2008, 02:08:43 PM
20 FUCKING MINUTES?
baddood;
That's a lifetime as a kid. >.<
Quote from: ME86 on February 25, 2008, 02:00:48 PM
Came out of what.
The bathroom. :(
Also my sneaker melted into some rubber once in the playground playing kickball. I thought the ground fused with my feet. :(
Quote from: Clucky et al. on February 25, 2008, 02:14:39 PM
Also my sneaker melted into some rubber once in the playground playing kickball. I thought the ground fused with my feet. :(
hahaaaa owned n_u
Quote from: Clucky et al. on February 25, 2008, 02:14:39 PM
The bathroom. :(
Also my sneaker melted into some rubber once in the playground playing kickball. I thought the ground fused with my feet. :(
omg you made me remember
I was a in 5th Grade and my arm was stuck between 2 metal bars, I left my arm on there for so long and leaned against those 2 bars with my arm inside. It took an hour to take out and i had a bruise.
stupid ghetto playground
I fell off the very top of the slide into the rocks in 4th grade. Surprisingly I was completely unharmed. doodthing;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 25, 2008, 03:55:37 PM
I fell off the very top of the slide into the rocks in 4th grade. Surprisingly I was completely unharmed. doodthing;
Is that when Jesus became your personal savior? isuckpenis
There are some rocks in part of my front yard that are very dirty and grimy. But on the inside, they were very beautiful and shiny. Even though they were obviously worth nothing, my friend and I broke some open, and brought the pieces to school next day. Fooling dozens of children into to thinking that we were rich. caterpie;
Quote from: Trini on February 25, 2008, 03:58:53 PM
There are some rocks in part of my front yard that are very dirty and grimy. But on the inside, they were very beautiful and shiny. Even though, they were obviously worth nothing, my friend and I broke some open and brought the pieces to school next day. Fooling dozens of children into to thinking that we were rich. caterpie;
i lol'd
i did that once
I'm sure you're all aware of my shit story.
Anyway... when I was around 6 I was playing around and the house and bumped my head on the wall. Apparently, it was such a bad hit that I was bleeding. The next thing I know, I'm in excruciating pain in my uncle's car and my mom's whispering "It's going to be ok". I close my eyes again and wake up facing the ceiling with blurry faces looking down on me while an Indian-accented doctor pours a liquid on my forehead giving me the worse pain I ever felt. I beg for "no more" and the doctor promises "no more" but he continues one more time and puts something on my face--putting me to sleep... I then wake up in a room with most of my family and they take me home for recovery. I still have the scars on my forehead, the place where I had stitches.
Oh my god tell me someone remembers this...
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Quote from: Selkie on February 25, 2008, 04:10:55 PM
Oh my god tell me someone remembers this...
[spoiler](http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/03/22/44/04/0003224404440_500X500.jpg)[/spoiler]
WTF is that? baddood;
Anal sex at 8.
Pretty much sums it up.
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 25, 2008, 04:05:49 PM
I'm sure you're all aware of my shit story.
Anyway... when I was around 6 I was playing around and the house and bumped my head on the wall. Apparently, it was such a bad hit that I was bleeding. The next thing I know, I'm in excruciating pain in my uncle's car and my mom's whispering "It's going to be ok". I close my eyes again and wake up facing the ceiling with blurry faces looking down on me while an Indian-accented doctor pours a liquid on my forehead giving me the worse pain I ever felt. I beg for "no more" and the doctor promises "no more" but he continues one more time and puts something on my face--putting me to sleep... I then wake up in a room with most of my family and they take me home for recovery. I still have the scars on my forehead, the place where I had stitches.
indian : *pours liquid*
bassir as a kid : *bassir wakes up. he sees he's in a white room getting some tingy on his face* please no mow. no mow.
indian : ok, *pours more*, now shut the fuck up
bassir as a kid :*wakes up* where am i?
bassir's mom : recovery room
i lol'd when i imagined that
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 25, 2008, 04:20:29 PM
Elaboration would be nice.
Okay, explanation here.
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Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 04:25:40 PM
Okay, explanation here.
[spoiler][IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/2mrwllg.png[/img][/spoiler]
Christ, just tell me the god damn story, you god damn jew.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 25, 2008, 04:27:39 PM
Christ, just tell me the god damn story, you god damn jew.
I'll have to go find it.
http://valentrinne.com/boyah/index.php?topic=6771.0 explained in that thread.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 04:28:46 PM
I'll have to go find it.
http://valentrinne.com/boyah/index.php?topic=6771.0 explained in that thread.
Nacho.
I rushed into the room too fast while my cousins GF (at the time) was changing and got to see one tit and one ass cheek for a good few seconds when I was 7. From that day on I was hooked...
Quote from: Trini on February 25, 2008, 04:17:36 PM
WTF is that? baddood;
Gator Golf. I had it when I was little too.
Having a girl kiss me on the cheek in Kindergarten. baddood;
Getting in my first fight in Kindergarten.
Flicking off the teacher in first grade.
Kicking the Principal for picking me up around that time.
Telling my second grade teacher I would blow up the school with a cannon.
Playing my Genesis and NES all day.
Coming out my mother's vagina. The rest, as they say, is history.